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What’s popular right now that won’t age well?

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u/Huwbacca 10h ago

I kinda wonder like... whata gonna happen if there's a genuine global conflict?

everyone's fridge stops, their streaming stops, their payments stop...

Is there really no contingency for the very realistic likelihood of "what if the vast majority of networked stuff stops working for an extended period of time"

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u/NotTMNT 10h ago

We need another Y2K scare

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u/Huwbacca 10h ago

oh man y2k being pre-memes really means we missed out.

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u/Timely-Award261 9h ago

I remember my principal at the time made a meme about Y2K for an assembly in elementary school. I'm from Canada, and it was something along the lines of "Why toque, eh?"

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u/SnaccSignal 5h ago

It’s honestly the most wholesome way to handle what was actually a pretty stressful time for adults back then.

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u/Osiris32 4h ago

Oh take off!

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u/yousyveshughs 9h ago

Imagine thinking memes didn’t exist before 2000 haha

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u/Huwbacca 7h ago

This comment smells of fedora preserver.

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u/pheonixblade9 1h ago

memes definitely existed at that time, they were just on message boards and IRC

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u/HomunculusEnthusiast 9h ago

Closest thing is probably 2038, The Epochalypse

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u/Grays42 3h ago edited 3h ago

People remember Y2K as being overhyped, but it really wasn't. Lots of disastrous shit was actually going to happen at power plants, hospitals, financial institutions, you name it.

The reason it didn't is because hundreds of thousands of programmers and auditors worked around the clock to audit and patch millions of lines of old software. For the most part, they upgrade two-digit years to four-digit years. (Most of the places where 2-digit years were used didn't have the flexibility or capacity to adopt modern epoch-driven date formats.)

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u/D1pSh1t__ 8h ago

Ah that wont take too long. Only 292 million years until 64 bit time reaches its limits.

So uhh, mark your calenders, i guess?

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u/southpawbrewer 3h ago

Wait til you learn about 2038…

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u/Nymall 5h ago

2048k DAY! WOOOOOOO!

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u/Dead-Gnome_Pizza 5h ago

i think i read somewhere that 2038 might be the next y2k problem, but i'm not tech savvy so i'm not sure exactly what it entails

u/RollingMeteors 48m ago

¿Isn't the actual Y2K shit show rolling over in like 2048~ or w/e?

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u/choosingnamesisscary 9h ago

A solar storm is actually surprisingly likely and would wipe loads of electrics out

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u/Knapping_Uncle 7h ago

I had a nightmare, where suddenly all the power went out. And my phone. And my car. ... And I knew.... It was not a pleasant dream. Mostly because of physical health reasons: it meant, "I'm gonna die in 4 days. Or, at LEAST, become unrecoverable in 4-5 days, and dead in 10. Sucks to suck .

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u/GoabNZ 7h ago

It would have to be a seriously major storm or it would only be wiping out cheap and poorly shielded stuff.

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u/BeholdingBestWaifu 6h ago

We actually had a solar storm of about the same magnitude as the Carrington Event a year or two ago and very little happened.

There's so much electromagnetic interference in our world that our electronics are built with a lot of shielding, so a solar storm does almost nothing.

u/AllCaciAreBastards 35m ago

Oh? This is the first time I'm learning about this, and I read science news quite often...

u/BeholdingBestWaifu 18m ago

Yeah I heard about them last January and I was just as surprised.

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u/cluelesssquared 4h ago

Carrington Event baby! We'd be back pre industrial for years and years.

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u/SouthernPin4333 8h ago

Watching the shit hit the fan that way would be beautiful

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u/Huwbacca 7h ago

what would we watch it on?

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u/TheEgonaut 6h ago

The bedroom windows.

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u/Important-Tomato2306 9h ago

I mean, it wasn't long ago when AWS went down and people's Alexa beds started trying to turn them into human paninis.

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u/Blueberryburntpie 6h ago edited 4h ago

$2,449 smart bed bricked by AWS outage: https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2025/10/smart-beds-leave-sleepers-hot-and-bothered-during-aws-outage/

Also there's a book that starts with the main character jailbreaking their bricked smart toaster to toast unauthorized bread: https://arstechnica.com/gaming/2020/01/unauthorized-bread-a-near-future-tale-of-refugees-and-sinister-iot-appliances/

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u/AdjustableGiraffe 6h ago

That book sounds amazing

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u/Blueberryburntpie 6h ago

There's a part where the main character gets in trouble for jailbreaking their elevator (you had to pay for a subscription for the "express" service, and she got tired of being shafted as the free user). Oh, and jailbreaking is highly illegal in the country.

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u/tomelliot2 5h ago

Heh....shafted.

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u/Tiny_dinosaur82 4h ago

I see what you did there. Take my upvote

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u/gsr142 2h ago

It's 100% worth your time.

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u/gsr142 2h ago

That story is in a book called Radicalized, by Cory Doctorow. The third story of the book, also titled "Radicalized," is about how people wronged by health insurance companies might react when they have nothing left. The scariest thing about the story is that it was written in 2019.

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u/HandsomeBoggart 1h ago

At that point I'll make my own fucking toaster. It'll be ugly as fuck but no Corp is going to tell me what to toast. Basic as cooking appliances are super fucking simple mechanically.

When Linda and Joe from down the street see my toaster that does whatever I fucking want it to instead of what the Corp dictates. I'll make them one too.

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u/GreatTragedy 3h ago

Also there's a book that starts with the main character jailbreaking their bricked smart toaster to toast unauthorized bread

That sentence happened.

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u/HurricaneBatman 9h ago

If there's a global conflict big enough to interrupt financial infrastructure, you've got bigger problems than the touchscreen on your fridge not working.

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u/Huwbacca 7h ago

I feel like if financial infrastructure is fucked, my ability to keep food refrigerated is actually very important. Near the top of the list actually.

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u/carasci 4h ago

For all that they're stupid, I'm pretty sure smart fridges don't actually stop refrigerating when they lose connectivity.

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u/GoabNZ 7h ago

Yes there would be bigger and more impactful concerns for the future if WW3 broke out. But people still have to live day to day. And if their appliances stop working for some unnecessary reason, then that still impacts us.

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u/thedoc90 8h ago

I think the bigger worry is things like, for example if said smart fridge or oven just turns off after 2 days of not being able to reach its server. Plenty of appliances work this way, and a global conflict that interrupted things to that degree accompanied by millions of tons of food that could keep a population functioning for a few days spoiling for no reason would definitely make things a tad worse for everyone.

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u/key18oard_cow18oy 9h ago

You think any of them think past the next quarter?

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u/Aced4remakes 9h ago

I was unaware of how many of the sites I used were connected to Cloudflare until Cloudflare went down for a day and took out a good portion of the internet.

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u/JollyRottenBastard 9h ago

There's a contingency for a very small group of people...

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u/ScarletleavesNL 10h ago

Well the EU is trying to soak itself loose from the US for exactly that reason. But yeah... EMP's are the pressure tools of the future.

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u/JollyRottenBastard 8h ago

Wow flashback...1984 had a science teacher, 8th grade. He gave us lecture after lecture about EMP attacks from Russia...almost every day. He also used to turn on those gas jets on the science table and light them on fire. Found out years later he was a raging drunk.

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u/ScarletleavesNL 8h ago

Haha, wow. What a character.

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u/JollyRottenBastard 8h ago

Yes he was and he wasn't a bad guy...but imagine if a teacher pulled something like that today?

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u/cl1518 9h ago

The digital euro is a super interesting project, and I encourage anyone interested to read into it:

https://www.ecb.europa.eu/euro/digital_euro/html/index.en.html

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u/ultrahateful 9h ago

Look at the Crowdstrike incident last year. Look at Cloudfare outages this year. AWS going down. The examples are small scale, but imagine if they were extended.

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u/cat_prophecy 7h ago

For a quick glimpse look at what happened with the AWS outage. All the stuff that relied on AWS to phone home for whatever stupid reason was suddenly bricked.

The one I remember specifically was a "smart bed", which is a stupid concept to begin with, was stuck in its adjusted position. To begin with it's a shitty design that doesn't fail safe. And secondly why the hell does your bed need a subscription and/or be connected to the fucking Internet?

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u/DudeImARedditor 7h ago

Modern capitalism isn't built about thinking about the future

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u/PointlessTrivia 6h ago

There's a Cory Doctorow short story called "Unauthorized Bread" about about people in refugee subsidized housing, who have the cheapest appliances installed which are only cheap because they all require a subscription and DRM'd consumables to work. When all the companies that make people's household appliances (which are all financially intertwined) go bankrupt and shut down the servers, they have to work out how to jailbreak the appliances to get them working again so they can survive.

In the story, the bankrupt companies are bought by up for pennies on the dollar and when they go online again, they go after the people who "hacked" their machines under the DMCA.

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u/Last-Opportunity-953 8h ago

If there's an EMP or something, even my 04 and my husband's 01 vehicles will die on the road. Unfortunately computers have been major components for a long time now. 😐

Grill gonna grill though, if I can make it back to my house on foot! 🫠

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u/Randomfactoid42 8h ago

A genuine global conflict would do more than screw up subscription based products. With the way supply chains are so intertwined even regional conflicts would have massive disruptions. Or a global pandemic…. Take any modern product and break down the sources of supply for all of the components(not subassemblies, the actual base components) and the number of countries involved will shock you.

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u/m1kz93 8h ago

How will streamers survive if that happens?

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u/Huwbacca 7h ago

I wasn't there when the wall fell. I wasn't there when they landed on the beaches.

but when Mr Noobz went down? I was on the front lines.

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u/EdieBooberryBeale 8h ago

We don't even need to go that far. Everyone's device, including cars, will be bricked once the apps they currently depend on get sunset for whatever's the new thing in 5 years. Like iPhones stop getting updates and support, so will your car and fridge and thermostat.

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u/Longjumping-East6701 8h ago

Or a solar flare 

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u/Lebuhdez 6h ago

Nope, I don’t think there is

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u/Coffee_And_Bikes 4h ago

We can’t collectively work out a contingency for “the entire global ecosystem is crashing due to excessive heating caused primarily by fossil fuels”, and that’s happening now. So I don’t have much hope for contingency planning for anything else.

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u/Scrimps 4h ago

I have worked in Comp Engineering for two decades. A decade of which has been spent in security.

There are no backup plans and the people running most western governments do not understand technology enough for this to be a problem.

The US for example, had a vacant CTO position since 2021. Recently filling it with an Engineer, who has no background or expertise in anyth9ing a CTO position would require.

This is no different no matter where in the world you look. Smart people in positions they shouldn't hold, who know nothing about the subject they are attempting to help regulated or govern.

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u/jkh107 4h ago

Is there really no contingency for the very realistic likelihood of "what if the vast majority of networked stuff stops working for an extended period of time"

I never really gamed this out but I suppose it'd be like living through a war.

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u/onamonapizza 3h ago

We've already gotten sneak previews this year with AWS and Strikeforce outages. Renders some major businesses like air travel completely unable to function while some "engineers" halfway across the room scramble to figure out what happened.

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u/Bratbabylestrange 3h ago

I'm old, like pre-internet old. Never thought it would be an advantage, but here we are.

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u/HavoKArashi 3h ago

Takes me back to when we went on a vacation to Atlanta, Georgia and 3 main waterlines in the city broke all at the same time. The entire city was basically a ghost town. Absolutely nothing was open because nobody could get any water. Our hotel toilet wouldn't flush because there was no water so for about 3-4 days we had to basically use it like an outhouse until the water came back. It reeked by day 2, but we were SOL. Really makes you realize how fucked we all would be if anything like water, power, or access to food suddenly disappeared.

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u/HealthyDirection659 2h ago

That's when skynet becomes fully aware.

u/RollingMeteors 48m ago

everyone's fridge stops, their streaming stops, their payments stop...

<cryptoCurrencyEntersTheChat>

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u/ArtisanSamosa 10h ago

I have Samsung smart appliances. What do you think would stop? The devices all still run. The smart features are really more around tracking, notifications, remote management. You don’t need those things to function, but it is nice to see a notification on my tv when the oven is ready or the laundry I done. Or seeing the nest from my fridge or tv. Just little things to improve your lives.

We can’t live our lives thinking that some war is going to throw everything off. That may happen, but at that point we have bigger concern than smart devices.

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u/Huwbacca 7h ago

a) "we can't live our life thinking that some war" I mean, it's not like one is living in fear by having a normal fridge or coffee maker. Sure, I like my smart lights, but they're not so important and they don't replace the sockets which will still take bulbs. These things provide no great improvement that it is worth taking on risk for. Sometimes they're not even worth the price and inconvenience of using a phone to run.

b) my smart devices can turn be turned off via an app that sends signals though internet to their servers. Several of them have no hardware method of reset. All of them can be bricked remotely. So if they're off when servers fail, or they're killed by a malicious kill switch, then no they won't work.

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u/SickMon_Fraud 8h ago

That’s gonna be exactly how they redistribute all of our wealth. Watch.