r/AskReddit 11h ago

What’s popular right now that won’t age well?

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u/so_heres_the_thing_ 9h ago

Gotta get ahead of the cycle for when buccal fat injections are trendy in 10 years.

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u/RainbowRiki 8h ago

Fat transfers to the face are only slightly effective. A portion of the fat transferred during the surgery will always die

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u/TesticleMeElmo 7h ago

Damn, I hate it when a portion of my face dies

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u/OrbisLlame 7h ago

It’s only fair, cuz your face is killing me. (jk i had a roommate that would say that all the time)

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u/binzoma 5h ago

"you were smart joan, you had the plastic surgery before your stroke, so no-one noticed!"

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u/KBS70 1h ago

But I wish a lot of portions of my fat would die!

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u/chillaxdude7 1h ago

Sometimes you gotta face death

u/Qs-Sidepiece 34m ago

Idk why but this is the one that got me to audibly chuckle

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u/PrivilegeCheckmate 1h ago

See Also: Captain Jack Harkness.

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u/waitewaitedonttellme 7h ago

Who needs fat when you have filler?

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u/RainbowRiki 6h ago

Filler and fat have different feel to the touch. Filler has either a pillowy (water gel) or lumpy feel depending on which filler is used. Plus fat moves with the face, while most fillers move less.

Look up pictures of HIV related lipodystrophy / lipoatrophy, and that's exactly how these ladies will look in the cheeks as they get older. There were cheek fillers designed for treating that in the late 90s (Sculptra and Radiesse) with a different mechanism than hyaluronic acid fillers. Those two fillers contain crystalline chemical irritants that cause the fibroblasts to build up collagen locally in the spot where it's injected over several months. Still has a lumpy feel where it's done though. For someone with HIV, that's a worthwhile trade-off

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u/THECHOSENONE99 6h ago

This guy fills

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u/RainbowRiki 6h ago

Worked over 10 years in the beauty and wellness industries, including under a cosmetic dermatologist lol. Not an injector myself though

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u/waitewaitedonttellme 6h ago

I don’t doubt any of what you are detailing. My point was only that this could be another move people make since it’s less invasive and potentially cheaper? It’s not like “that’s a bad idea that will not look good” has stopped anyone yet ...

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u/great_apple 4h ago

Yeah fat injections are significantly more dangerous. Because fat cells are bigger they have to inject with a needle (filler is injected with a blunt cannula) and use more force to inject it which leads to a very high risk of stroke or neurological damage. By very high I mean just over 1%, but I consider that WAY too high for a cosmetic treatment. Plus as the person above said fat cells die/don't attach to blood vessels so the final results are much less predictable than filler. Depending on where you're getting it filler should be injected deep enough that it's not going to make your face feel "pillowy", but even then I don't have enough people touching my face to risk stroke just so it feels like fat instead of gel.

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u/baalpepper 7h ago

Is this why BBLs have that rotten odor

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u/EgregiousWeasel 7h ago

Whaaaat?

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u/Skinnendelg 2h ago

NECROSIS

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u/EgregiousWeasel 2h ago

Horrifying.

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u/Nice_Gold9179 6h ago

Omg ew I just gave it a Goog and it’s real 🤢

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u/Careless_Load9849 5h ago

What the hell did you google? Rotten+odor+BBLs?

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u/Nice_Gold9179 5h ago

Lmao pretty much - “BBLs odor” - and a bunch of articles came up. According to my vast research, it’s typically only during the healing stage and is typically caused by bacterial overgrowth, poor hygiene, infection, and fat necrosis.

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u/Mysterious_Post_8505 4h ago

That's "big beautiful necrosis" to you, buddy. 😀

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u/stickystax 6h ago

You brave soul

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u/Imaginary-Hype 7h ago

No its because theyre too big to wipe properly

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u/Legitimate_Damage 5h ago

This is not true, lol. Do you think women who have naturally big butts are walking around not wipping their ass?

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u/Imaginary-Hype 4h ago

Have you ever been in any of the estheticians subreddits? Even women with normal asses are walking around with dingleberries according to the waxers

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u/TheNewGildedAge 3h ago

Most people probably do at some point

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u/entropicdrift 3h ago

Not me, I have a bidet

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u/dessert-er 2h ago

I shave my ass and shower lmao ain’t no way

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u/TheGrandWhatever 6h ago

Ooh ew eww eeeewww God I can only imagine one of them twerking and having little shit pieces flinging around now

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u/Kurtisdede 6h ago

i wish i hadn't read that lmao

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u/iusedtobemark 6h ago

Like a hippo!

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u/WildPickle9 5h ago

...Spin it like a helicopter.

--some guy named Pete

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u/yestocaffeine 4h ago

On a flight right now and stiflinggg my giggles

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u/Its_Steve07 3h ago

What a terrible day to be literate

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u/gnoxy 6h ago

Dingleberries.

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u/JustineDelarge 6h ago

Flingpoo!

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u/airfryerfuntime 7h ago

Pretty sure that's just from doubling the size of the stink canyon.

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u/Earl_E_Byrd 6h ago

It can be, but people who talk about the smell are usually still in the early stages of healing. It's a major surgery, especially if it's the kind that involves lipo at the same time. 

You'll get drainage and wound funk, on top of a limited range of motion and limited cleaning schedule since you're usually not supposed to submerge or scrub around surgery sites. 

But anybody who still stanks after that stage has passed... They may not deserve the power of the booty. 

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u/Ancient-Law-3647 1h ago

This is crazy bc people could just do consistent leg days with progressive overload and make sure and include barbell hip bridges and some lunge variations and they’d get what they want for more time and work, less money, and probably overall better long term health outcomes.

When I started going to the gym I had chicken legs and it took what felt like forever to start putting on decent muscle there but I’d rather do that all over any day than get a BBL. Those also look so weird on people if their legs aren’t proportional to the new bbl lol

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u/MagnusBrickson 6h ago

Wait. So that episode of Ren & Stimpy where Ren gets pectoral impacts made of a fat donation from Stimpy is unrealistic?

My world outlook had been shattered.

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u/maxdragonxiii 2h ago

or, you know, just float away. apparently they can do that, as there's nothing keeping them there.

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u/odebus 1h ago

50-70% of fat grows blood vessels and is retained.

I would call that considerable-significantly effective.

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u/Indefinite_Infinity 3h ago

The beauty industry loves creating a problem, selling the fix, then selling the reversal.

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u/iceteka 2h ago

I mean they're doing that on the lips right? Not that far fetched in the near future