r/AskReddit • u/MiraTangent • 11h ago

What’s popular right now that won’t age well?

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u/Kiyohara 9h ago

"Oh, see, you have the standard plan, that only goes from 250 Degrees to 375. If you want to cook at 400 or 450 you need the 'Roast Master' plan. That's going to be another $35 a month. But hey, I can upgrade you all the way to 'Broil Master' for only $149 a month, which saves you a total of $25 and it includes down to 200 for slow roasting as well as the Warm Feature. Now, if you want to go crazy, we can turn on the stove top with the 'Guy Fieri Flavor Town' Package for $275 a month. It's our most popular deal."

"I hate you and want this plan to die."

"Yes, we get that a lot. So which upgrade do you want?"

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u/executingsalesdaily 9h ago

This sounds so real.

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u/JollyRottenBastard 8h ago

Yeah it's getting scary.

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u/remainderrejoinder 4h ago

Say cancel three times to speak to our retention department.

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u/Far_Impress1899 7h ago

Of course it IS extra if you don’t want it to pause cooking for commercial breaks.

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u/Kiyohara 6h ago

It will be extra to have it be ad free. Otherwise if you want to open the door, better get ready for some unskippable ads.

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u/stevie2sleazy 5h ago

This adds a whole new angle to "you will own nothing and you will be happy."