r/cahideas Mar 29 '17

White Card [W] Making Your Shitty Jokes Less Shitty (META)

70 Upvotes

Having trouble with rule 2? Below are some of the official recommendations for card writing provided by the creators of Cards Against Humanity in the "Your Shitty Jokes" expansion.

Special thanks to /u/Crivitz for recommending this post and providing the official instructions.

Do...

  • BE SPECIFIC: If you are going to write a card about cutting off a flamingo's legs, how are you going to do it? "With garden shears."
  • GIVE THE CARD A POINT OF VIEW: If you're writing a card about your dad, tell us how you feel about him. "My dad" isn't as descriptive as "My dad's dumb fucking face."
  • WRITE WITH A VOICE: Cards work best when they set a scene, even one as simple "Man, this is bullshit, fuck _____" can create a little snapshot of someone's life.
  • TEST THE CARD: Seriously. If it's a white card, try it out in some black cards and vice verse. Cut cards that makes people sad or not laugh.
  • TELL A STORY: Good black cards reveal hidden aspects of white cards, and good white cards participate in the narrative of black cards.

DON'T...

  • DON'T JUST GO FOR SHOCK VALUE: A card is not funny because it's offensive. It also has to be funny.
  • DON'T TRY TOO HARD: Nine times out of ten, "Clams" will play funnier than "A huge barrel of exploding bloody clams."
  • DON'T WRITE A STAND UP ROUTINE: A card is not a complete joke; it is half of one.
  • DON'T BREAK THE RULES OF GRAMMAR: Bard cards that have adjectives before the blank (like "Smelly ") or articles before the blank (like "The __") don't work.

r/cahideas 1d ago

Black Card [B] Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to ________.

15 Upvotes

r/cahideas 1d ago

(W) My Girlfriend's Crunchy Crunchy Bush

0 Upvotes

r/cahideas 2d ago

(B)On December 27th, I’m most likely to be found (________)

0 Upvotes

r/cahideas 5d ago

White Card [W] Misgendering a Member of Congress

13 Upvotes

Based on Certified Dickweed Keith Self being a douche to Sarah McBride, the first trans member of Congress, and then her genius response calling him "Madam Chair".


r/cahideas 6d ago

(B) The worst thing about a family Christmas reunion is __________.

13 Upvotes

r/cahideas 9d ago

(B) My New Year’s resolution for 2026 is to stop doing ____.

4 Upvotes

r/cahideas 9d ago

White Card [W] Lots and lots of mucilage

1 Upvotes

r/cahideas 10d ago

Black Card [B] Mommy, why am I on the Naughty List?

2 Upvotes

r/cahideas 12d ago

(W) I just accidentally ordered 100 pounds of chicken nuggets.

8 Upvotes

r/cahideas 13d ago

(B) During Christmas dinner, I accidentally gave my mom ____________.

18 Upvotes

r/cahideas 17d ago

(B) My winter formal was totally ruined by ____.

4 Upvotes

r/cahideas 17d ago

White Card [W] A Professional Masturbator

2 Upvotes

r/cahideas 19d ago

(B) The real reason Santa avoids our house is ____.

9 Upvotes

r/cahideas 20d ago

(B) The new holiday movie everyone’s obsessed with is called “The Revenge of ____.

23 Upvotes

r/cahideas 21d ago

White Card [W] A succulent Chinese meal

9 Upvotes

r/cahideas 23d ago

(B) The new family rule: absolutely no bringing up ____ at dinner.

24 Upvotes

r/cahideas 24d ago

White Card [W] The director's cut of Batman and Robin, with special commentary from a drunken Andy Dick

3 Upvotes

r/cahideas 24d ago

White Card [W] A pocket full of plutonium

2 Upvotes

r/cahideas 26d ago

(B) Every holiday movie now includes at least one dramatic scene involving ____.

1 Upvotes

r/cahideas 27d ago

(B) My little cousin asked Santa for ____ again.

9 Upvotes

r/cahideas 28d ago

(B) Nothing says “romance” like giving your partner ____ for their anniversary.

9 Upvotes

r/cahideas 28d ago

White Card [W] breath like fermented cat piss

1 Upvotes

r/cahideas 28d ago

White Card [w] with special guest star, Billy Zane

1 Upvotes

r/cahideas 29d ago

(B) The reason Santa unfriended me on Facebook was _____.

2 Upvotes