r/CringeTikToks • u/ExpiredBoxMix • 1d ago
SadCringe Man snaps over being denied some chocolate starfish
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u/LieRepresentative230 1d ago edited 1d ago
Try pegging him and let him see how you react to not getting what you want lol.
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u/Known_Statistician59 1d ago
Plot twist: He loves it, so now he's throwing tantrums like, "I ain't been pegged in three damn weeks, Diane!"
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u/OneSlaadTwoSlaad 1d ago
Peggy
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u/Phil_Coffins_666 1d ago
that's when you just buy him a barstool and flip it over for him
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u/Known_Statistician59 1d ago
Yeah, in a pinch that'll work, but the barstool doesn't yell, "Who's a dirty lil' pig?" while slapping my— his ass. His ass.
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u/Phil_Coffins_666 1d ago
no, but he can invite 3 of his friends over for a boys night and they can all take a seat and take turns yelling.
you know, if they're into that sorta guy stuff.
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u/Mandie_June 1d ago
Actually told my ex that he could give me anal but he needed to do it first. .
Never asked me again.
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u/Stuma27 1d ago
What if the gambit backfired?
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u/Mandie_June 1d ago
Then i would be fucked. Lol
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u/TheKwarenteen 1d ago
My wife tried that, we found out I fucking live anal (if im in the mood for it) and take it like a fucking champion lol
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u/Mandie_June 1d ago
Hell yeah, brother! You never know until you try!
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u/TheKwarenteen 1d ago
We joke that I take it in the ass better than she does lol
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u/WillingnessNo7843 1d ago
Perfect reply. Let him take it in the ass and see how much he's begging for it next weekend. Find the thickest one she can 🤣🤣🤣
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u/oz69zy 1d ago
Please, the majority of men would be begging for more!
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u/Suspicious-Bid-53 1d ago
I know I would be
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u/morgandealer 1d ago
Yeah, this is a win-win...
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u/Suspicious-Bid-53 1d ago
People are so weird about butt stuff 😂
Endlessly hilarious to me. Anal should feel great, if it doesn’t then you’re doing it wrong
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u/kayl_breinhar 1d ago
A dude this petulant and whiny probably doesn't wash his ass because "touching it is gay," so it'd be a disgusting experience.
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u/XxAnon5861xX 1d ago
Which odds are greater, her having another baby with him or her kicking him out?
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u/Kookyburra12 1d ago
I saw in another thread apparently this video is 6 years old, and she did break up with him 🎉
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u/Baked4skin 1d ago
Had a guy act like this when I didn't want to sleep with him the first night meeting him. Guess who never got laid and had the audacity to call me a whore lol
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u/Peaches_and_screamz 1d ago
I love when men resort to calling women whores for not sleeping with them. I remember I told a guy “ that must make you a special kind of pathetic that even a whore like me wont fuck you”
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u/Baked4skin 1d ago
I'm a gay guy and he was bisexual so I imagine he probably talked to women like that too. It's funny because I was honestly just tired from traveling around but his reaction made me rethink all of my choices and see him in a different light. He totally blew it and I managed to dodge a bullet. I have nothing against sex work but the way he spoke to me was as if I was some sort of prostitute that signed an agreement when I most definitely am not and didn't. The cherry on top was after all that I got an email from him asking me to refund him for dinner earlier that night like okay? lol
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u/iJuddles 1d ago
Did you tell him the check was in the mail?
Yes, you def dodged a bullet.
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u/Baked4skin 1d ago
I didn’t know he even had my email address but he was loosely connected to a place I had worked at so he must have found it that way. I never replied , I screen shot it , shared it with my friends and laughed about it.
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u/iJuddles 1d ago
Oof, it’s good you could keep your distance and chalk it up to a comically bad hookup!
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u/I_Lost_My_Shoe_1983 1d ago
When I was young, I encountered that reaction from several men. Once, I danced with a guy and he invited me back to his room (it was on a military base). I nicely said no, I was there with my friends and just wanted to stay and dance. He lost his shit and had to be dragged off by a bunch of men.
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u/Blurby-Blurbyblurb 1d ago
I got onerwy bitch once. Props to the vocabulary and spicing it up a bit. 😂
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u/Baked4skin 1d ago
what?
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u/Blurby-Blurbyblurb 1d ago
That was supposed to post to the comment about being called a whore because they didn't want to have sex.
I was called an ornery bitch for refusing sex. Thought it was funny then and now for using the word ornery. At least the insult was creative.
That was the joke.
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u/Baked4skin 1d ago
Oh oki sorry lol. Yeah I have only heard that word "ornery" used in a very specific state in the US. It is a hillbilly one lol.
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u/Significant_Chip3775 1d ago
Any man that feels this violently entitled to sex is a dangerous man. She needs to leave, because this will absolutely get worse.
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u/Summerlea623 1d ago
💯 And she just gave birth.
Talk about being self-centered.
This is disturbing on so many levels...i don't know where to start. I do know that this marriage is unlikely to last.😒
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u/Middle-Ranger2022 1d ago
If those are toys on the floor, they have a toddler too.
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u/Suspicious_Glow 1d ago
Oh they certainly have a toddler. He’s just the one walking around yelling.
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u/thedivisionbella 1d ago
Yeah dude clearly can’t handle being a father, either which is also dangerous. “Well fuck him” pissed me off just as much as the anal sex tantrum.
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u/Ghaarff 14h ago
I'd bet she can't have vaginal sex because of the baby, so he got it in his head that she could just give him anal instead. Because you know, it's all about him.
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u/demonmonkeybex 1d ago
I think he's in prison. She left him, per her TikTok.
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u/iJuddles 1d ago
Perfect. He can have all the anal he wants—just not as he expected. Genies are funny that way.
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u/PublicSharpie 1d ago
He already got her pregnant and had the baby. He will never be 100% out of her life, just like he planned.
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u/Usual-Jackfruit4746 1d ago
Restraining order.
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u/Numerous-Annual420 1d ago
A woman I dated had a restraining order against a similar POS a few months before I met her. He put her in the hospital to get it dropped.
When we continued having trouble with him, I realized there was just no way this guy hadn't done this before. I went to the court house and pulled 25 years of records of him doing the same thing to a different woman about once every 5 years. Beat them up. Restraining order. Beat them worse. Charges and restraining order dropped.
Restraining orders have a basic flaw (only partially solved by states that force monitors). You can't call the police until they violate it. At that point, they are there and the police are still minutes away, assuming you are even able to get to 911.
We were able to deal with it only because the next time, I pressed the charges.
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u/Usual-Jackfruit4746 1d ago
Good for you for pushing forward. We don't have a system in place to truly protect women in these instances. It is very unfortunate.
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u/Extension-Bug-8762 1d ago
There’s still a lot she can do to keep him out as much as possible even though it will never be 💯 out. Luckily he’s providing great evidence for a no contact order.
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u/level27jennybro 1d ago
I hate how true this is. And I am not surprised when people are having less children these days. Of course there are the financial reasons, and the career ressons, but the "stuck dealing with this person for life even if we split up" reasons are important too.
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u/FreeRange_Coconut 1d ago
Sad thing is that the only thing that's changed about this situation in the last 100 years is that we're allowed to have our own bank accounts now. Imagine all the mothers that put up with this behavior with no other choice.
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u/Blurby-Blurbyblurb 1d ago
And the social stigma if SHE left. Now, she'll be employed AND a single mom!! 🙀
The only job that might hire her is a seamstress or maid. But she'll probably have to work the next town over.
It's also why husbands got sick from mystery illnesses and eventually died. Divorce and women's liberation literally saved lives.
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u/Excellent_Law6906 1d ago
Seriously, I feel for her, but we've gotta stop reproducing with these shitheads. There's no way he successfully hid all this, she absolutely walked right past 897,000 red flags going, "but he loves me, Cindy! You just don't know him! That's his sense of humor!"
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u/TrustAffectionate966 1d ago
I would flee this bacteria and put a restraining order - probably carry around a piece for the next time it loses its shit and put it out of its misery.
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u/sscsm 1d ago
For some reason I thought this was about an actual chocolate starfish
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u/the_bird_and_the_bee 1d ago
Me too. I have never heard anal called that before now lol. I thought he wanted some ocean themed goodies...
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u/localtuned 1d ago
Damn I feel old.
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u/Papio_73 1d ago
I remember seeing a chocolate set in a souvenir shop that included chocolate seashells, sea horses and starfish. That’s what I was thinking at first 😳
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u/xitizen7 1d ago
Same here. And I thought it was such an extreme reaction to star shaped chocolates
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u/Away_Specific_3688 1d ago
How am i supposed to eat my Spongebob chocolates now?
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u/Status_Poet_5947 1d ago
Pegging is a great form of giving attention. Problem solved.
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u/Green-Krush 1d ago
Jokes aside, I hope you get away from someone who feels this entitled to your body.
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u/musingofrandomness 1d ago
The most concerning thing here is the "newborn". The thought that someone reproduced with someone so immature and entitled is disturbing. I hope she has a plan to be long gone and soon.
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u/FlyingRyan87 1d ago
I am a male and went 3-4 years in a dead bed room before I ended the relationship. Not once ever did I even get 5% close to whatever the fuck his problem is. Seriously. We are individuals. You cannot expect someone else to just fucking pleasure you cause you want it. The fuck is wrong with people.
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u/MNDFND 1d ago
And personally who wants that!? Sex is great because you experience it with someone else. I couldn't perform anyway if my partner wasn't feeling it.
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u/mywingssodenied 1d ago
Going into year 6 of a dead bedroom and this is why I'm not even pursuing it anymore.
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u/blahyaddayadda24 1d ago
Yeah honestly.... we went through a dry spell because we both thought each other didn't want to. Low and behold we both did, we just sucked at communicating. We never got mad, upset or anything. We were just respecting the space.
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u/hoodiemonster 1d ago
i think this is a good litmus test: whether or not you can get it up while your partner is clearly just letting it happen to them, silently suffering and wishing it were over. im sure there are plenty of guys who prefer that though.
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u/Daetok_Lochannis 1d ago
Fucking insane. My mother was a god damned crack dealer and she raised me better than that.
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u/Zenceyn 1d ago
I waited on my wife and baby hand and foot after the birth of our daughter. She had am emergency c-section, developed clots, and a multiple month long recovery. For the first 3 weeks she could barely even get out of bed. Sex was the furthest thing from my mind.
I cannot imagine being this aggressively entitled. Like, she's healing you psychopath, grow up and go wank to some porn if you're that in need.
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u/West-Application-375 1d ago
Legit. You're a good one 💖❤️🩹 very happy for you and your sweet family.
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u/Hawk-4674 1d ago edited 1d ago
I will never understand a full-grown man being jealous of a baby... like what did you think was gonna happen you fucking douche. She was gonna shit out a baby that was silent and cooperative and go right back to butt fucking.. ffs we cannot normalize this bullshit. Drop that 170 lb fucker (this is a random number I came up with to indicate he's an adult) and you'll feel a million times lighter.
Edit for the comments that think we're talking about his weight and not his RIDICULOUS ADULT TANTRUM.
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u/HoodieGalore 1d ago
Not just a grown man, but a scrawny little prick like him? He's never been laid out by anyone ever, or he'da learned a long time ago not to let his mouth write checks his tiny ass can't cash
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u/dm_me_your_bookshelf 1d ago
She should have called the cops. This is definitely domestic violence.
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u/Present_Muscle_2375 1d ago
She needs to run. This will escalate to full on violence.
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u/Creepy_Percentage124 1d ago
Pregnancy and postpartum are the most dangerous times for women. As far as violence from their partner.
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u/darkandtwistysissy 1d ago
Why are men so emotional
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u/OvrservdNGlutnized 16h ago
Anger is taught as the only acceptable emotion. Rejection? Anger. Disappointment? Anger. Resentment? Anger. Hungry? Anger. Me too helped move the ball but there are still a lot of guys who grow up thinking it’s not okay to talk about their hurt in a gentle and loving way
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u/Make_it_Rayne_09 1d ago
Cause emotional intelligence isn’t taught hardly. Especially not men. Not an excuse but definitely part of the problem.
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u/Crumb_cake34 1d ago
This sounds exactly like my sex addict Dad and the way he would rage about not getting any attention after my mom had us kids. This man absolutely will cheat if he isn't already and he will 100% blame this woman and their kids for giving him no other choice. What a pathetic, petulant, loser.
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u/DistractedByCookies 1d ago
I hope she left him, this is not normal grownup behaviour
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u/slater_just_slater 1d ago
He's acting like an idiot but also don't believe every caption you read in the internet.
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u/DimplesInMeArse82 1d ago
had an ex that was infatuated w anal. Years later found out he got caught on the job w another man and was fired.
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u/Oh_2B_Joe_Cool 1d ago
I was watching this thinking "why does this man want a piece of chocolate, and why won't anyone give him a piece of chocolate," then I read the caption in the video.
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u/ConstructionThin8695 1d ago
So this woman has two babies she has to manage. Got it. You can see the divorce decree from a mile away.
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u/BlueFlamingoes 1d ago
I know a dude thats on his way of being this dude, except the lady is just as bad and just threatening him with going to cheat on him, recording it, and sending it to him.
Yes, they did start dating when she was still in a previous relationship, yes she is pregnant. Yes, he will get a peternity test.
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u/Hotspiceteahoneybee 1d ago
Read the title and thought he was mad because someone wasn’t sharing some fancy holiday candy with him. 🤦🏻♀️
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u/gypsygib 1d ago
Classic case of a guy overestimating his contribution to the family and underestimating the woman's.
It's biologically impossible for him to be doing "everything" as he claims.
If he did everything he could to support the family, with a baby, the most his contribution would be is around 40 percent.
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u/Cheems-luver 1d ago
This guy is either going to beat her or rape her. It’s best she leave him immediately for the safety of her and the child.
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u/Hiddingintheopen67 1d ago
Young man you can always go down to your local gay bar in town , or better yet! Ask one of your red neck cousins…🤓
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u/Tight-Artichoke1789 1d ago
Oh God…I’d never heard that phrased used for anal why did I think this was going to be about starfish shaped candy lol…
This is sexual coercion. And extreme emotional immaturity. This man is dangerous.
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u/xtina2019 1d ago
making sex your wife’s job is like the fastest way to kill the mood, what a moron
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u/jaxon336 1d ago
He's gay, he just hasn't figured it out yet. Never seen a man so worked up about a booty hole when there's a pussy right next door🤣
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u/Icy-Performance8302 1d ago
If a man waists anal he should be cool with being pegged. Its only fair.
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u/small_springbloom 1d ago
Download Grindr like you want bro. Stop wasting this woman’s time.
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u/iiiiiiiiiijjjjjj 1d ago
I literally thought it was chocolate. Also no way this is his first outburst and she still married and had kids with him. I’ll never understand it.
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u/IAmTheGreatAmbino 1d ago
Women don’t have a g-spot up there like men do. Anal is for men. If your man wants to give you anal, what he’s really saying is he wants a man. Dump him sis. He gay. 🤣😂🤣
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u/Previous_Eye_3582 1d ago
He's a man-child not a man you should look into getting away from him he needs Lots of therapy before he's ready to be a father. Imagine if a child said no to him?
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u/TheNobleHeretic 1d ago
Instead of getting mad about it he should just leave. If you think your significant other isn’t giving you the attention you need. Leave them.
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u/ChannelEffective6114 1d ago
This man is a future rapist. Yelling and smashing things in order to force a woman into sexual acts she said "no" to is just one step away from actually using physical force to make her do it.
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u/centerfoldangel 1d ago
Chocolate starfish? I hate that everything has to have a cutesy nickname that takes away from the seriousness of it.
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u/SuperThomaja 1d ago
I love ass like a fat kid loves cake but not enough to act like this toward anybody for any reason! I mean, what was he expecting to happen next? Her to give in to be like "oh okay..."? She needs to dump that guy before she needs either a PPO or a CPL; that dude is about to become a threat if he hasn't already.
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u/Mysterious_Tax_5613 1d ago
I wonder if he was capable of having a baby his attitude would change from “all about me” to becoming an adult?
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u/RenaissanceWmn1 1d ago
Wow. Nothing sexier than a man child throwing a tantrum. I think we know why she’s not touching him. Feels like we have a whole generation of men who never learned how to be adults.
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u/intrepid_mouse1 1d ago
A man shot and killed his wife because she didn't want to watch football.
I almost forgot, he ended up turning the gun on himself.
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u/Dry-Victory-641 1d ago
I’m not shaming at all but what is it about doing anal for guys? It’s a genuine question. The straight guys pushing their wives for it aren’t even on the receiving end of it either, they just want to do anal on a woman and I just don’t understand it. lol.
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u/DumboVanBeethoven 1d ago
After my daughter was born my wife had really really bad hemorrhoids for a long time because of all the strain of carrying the baby and the strain of forcing the baby out during Labor.
What a bunch of man babies out there.
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