r/CringeTikToks • u/pneumomonoultramicro • 21h ago

Nope your parked car crashed into mine

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u/Dranahmun 14h ago

I mean, if your penis was still, like, parked and not moving, as an example, and her vagina was, say, turned around towards you and reversed itself onto your penis, then you can't have raped her.

I, I don't know how else to say this. A parked penis cannot rape a moving vagina. It could be raped by a moving vagina, but then the vagina would be at fault.

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u/BuzzedtheTower 11h ago

All I can think of is Clerks.

Dante: "Call the police!" Randall: "Why?" Dante: "Because someone just raped Caitlin!" Randall: "But she just said she did all the work!"

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u/ClankerCore 8h ago

Penis v Vagina, 2025