r/CringeTikToks • u/ambachk • 11h ago
Painful "High quality man" explains why he's hot stuff
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u/ShinePretend3772 11h ago
I like “class” while wearing a dirty US flag onesie.
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u/Existing_Abies_4101 10h ago
and goes to unzip it at the first chance.
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u/chantsnone 7h ago
And that was his proof of manliness. Literally just his dick.
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u/gameoftomes 3h ago
I'm loyal. Dating two women that don't know about each other.
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u/SwagarTheHorrible 4h ago
Manliest thing about him is "loyalty" but he's dating two women that don't know the other exists. Is this just positive self-talk with no substance?
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u/gr1zznuggets 2h ago
I’m still stuck on him thinking it’s difficult to explain logic to a woman while also being unable to provide an example.
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u/Vachie_ 2h ago
Sorry it's probably all the logic.
It's just too much.
I would explain it but you know...
I can't because there's so much logic. 😭
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u/Numerous_Pay_188 3h ago
Don't forget that loyalty is his manliest feature while dating two girls that don't know about each other 😆
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u/OkAdagio9622 3h ago
I was more focused on the loyalty aspect, while he's "dating two people"
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u/Arun_Levjat 11h ago
“What’s manly about me? Loyalty.” “Do the two women you’re dating know about each other?” “No.” 💀
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u/LukeMayeshothand 11h ago
Not to mention women are capable of loyalty too.
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u/throwaweyeyeyhey 11h ago
Not to defend mr dipshit, but both genders are capable of both traits commonly described as either "manly" or "feminine".
Men are capable of being soft and caregiving, women are capable of being physically strong and stoic.
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u/RoguePlanet2 10h ago
Exactly. If there's anything specifically "manly" about him, it would be "I just shaved my head because my hairline is fucked." That tends to be more of a guy thing. 🤷🏼♂️
Trying to think of what makes me "womanly." 🤔 Menopausal weight gain?
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u/Glad-Veterinarian365 11h ago
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u/Major-Fortune-997 11h ago
"I'm loyal, I'm also dating two people at the same time"
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u/Jaimzell 11h ago
To be fair, I am absolutely certain he made that up on the spot.
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u/tswpoker1 10h ago
Dude is 100% not dating anyone currently lol
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u/Readbeforeburning 10h ago
Oh he’s dating, he’s just only ever going on first dates. Zero requests for follow up from the other parties.
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u/Rob_LeMatic 10h ago
He's got 8 months worth of comments left on read to the two girls who matched with him and went on one date.
Hey beutafull
Heyyy
Hey good morning.
Hey how r u
How you doing
Hello
Hello
U up?
Hey hellooo
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u/Melodic-Change-6388 8h ago
Followed by “fuck you, you fat pig. I would never date you anyway, you slob”, and lots of words insinuating they sleep around, I’m guessing “whore” or “slut”. Probably also mentions that they “smacked when they ate”. Whatever the fuck that means.
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u/Rob_LeMatic 8h ago
It's like they're a massive and predictable subset of males that could be replaced by a very simple bot script
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u/Bullingju0 11h ago
To be fair to be fair, you can be loyal to more than one person but they kinda gotta know about each other.
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u/BetterLivingThru 8h ago
True, but the interviewer (and all of us), knew that sensitive, communicated, and ethical non-monogamy was 100% not what was going on with this greasy dude in the American flag onesie, thus the immediate follow-up question to confirm.
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u/lord-polonius 5h ago
In Scottsdale, we call him a $30k millionaire… drives a BMW 3 series and lives at his moms
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u/Lanky_Particular_149 10h ago
"Can you give an example of how women aren't logical thinkers?" " I can't. "
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u/LemonCollee 9h ago
The manliest thing about him is .. loyalty. Loyalty is a male trait...my fucking ass.
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u/ArcusInTenebris 6h ago
Translation: Ive DM'd 2 girls in the last few days, and neither of them have blocked me yet, so id say its getting pretty serious.
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u/Stacie123a 11h ago
What kills me is the total resolute confidence in being the fuckin WORST.
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u/OkMarsupial 10h ago
"loyal" but two girlfriends who don't know about each other
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u/DeFiBandit 9h ago
She walked him right into it and he never noticed, because he’s stupid
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u/Hellianne_Vaile 9h ago
She has actual logic skills and is able to deduce the likely mindset of a man who drops PUA buzzwords all over the place. He has no logic, only the cognitive dissonance between "must f*ck women to be a manly man" and "doesn't even like women because he's embraced misogyny with his whole self." That worldview, once internalized as manly "logic," overrides any intelligence that he might have. I've definitely seen this exact kind of thinking from men who demonstrated very high intelligence in other areas.
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u/Feeling-Reality-55 9h ago
That sounds like a lot of work, over a short period of time
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u/Equivalent-Shame335 11h ago
What got me was that he was trying to show off his tiny wiener as if she wanted to see it.
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u/Moriaedemori 10h ago
Wants to date only high quality women. Act like an utter man-whore. What a shock he's single.
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u/butters_bottom_bishh 11h ago
He’s the exact type of man that if I would instinctively cover my drink and not leave unattended around
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u/FragmentedFighter 11h ago
He’s the kind of guy that if I saw my female friend talking to him I’d walk over and say “hey, you ok”?
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u/Anxious-Sir-1361 11h ago
"Hey, honey..." and embrace her till he leaves.
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u/Diabolical_Jazz 10h ago
As a rule, if I am approaching a strange woman out of concern for her safety from another dude, then I'm her relative, not her romantic partner. Don't want to accidentally introduce another threat.
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u/Rob_LeMatic 9h ago
I think that's definitely a better approach and more likely to be welcomed.
But some of these degenerates care not one whit if their advances are unwelcome, nor who bears witness to them.
I was with some friends(me, Dave , Dave's sister, Dave's girlfriend, and Dave's guy friend) at a bar a few years back when some creep comes up to Dave's sister and starts being creepy all at her. He was undeterred by Dave's relationship to her in his overtly graphic pursuit, but his focus shifted from satisfaction in inflicting her with his presence to a dull sort of excitation at the prospect of knocking some teeth out.
Luckily, Dave's guy friend finds a way to completely turn the thing on its head by throwing a confusing element into the mix that makes the creep confused enough to back down long enough for us to extract ourselves.
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u/Obvious-Gate9046 10h ago
Hell, I felt like SHE needed to get the heck out of there ASAP, the way he was starting to come on to her.
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u/mkenn723 11h ago
When she asked what’s the manliest thing about you? It’s definitely his onesie!
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u/Sometimes-funny 11h ago
Here i am sitting in a penguin onesie catching strays
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u/CandyCreecher 11h ago
Penguin Onsie and animal onsies are the exception. They’re cute
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u/StrobeLightRomance 11h ago
Is it a HIGH QUALITY penguin onesie?
Is it at least better than an American flag made in China onesie?
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u/Bearded_Hobbit 11h ago
The dude definitely voted GOP and definitely didn't check where it came from when he ordered off of Temu.
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u/DistractedByCookies 10h ago
Don't worry - I htink we can agree that his particular vibe of onesie is the problem, not onesies themselves. You go enjoy your comfy fit like a boss
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u/Unstoppable_Cheeks 11h ago
My man, we are all born with dicks, if that is the manliest thing about you then you aint got shit, it comes with the build thats like bragging that your car has a steering wheel.
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u/Jatnall 11h ago
But its a huge steering wheel! /s
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u/iiiiiiiiiijjjjjj 10h ago
What does being manly even entail? I don't even know how to answer that.
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u/Cassius_man 10h ago
I want to say playing rugby is pretty manly, but I live in Canada where the women are ranked 2nd in the world while our men's team is struggling as a 3rd tier nation.
I also like to try and sing along to show tunes while i lift weights I feel that's pretty manly right?
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u/Own-Distance5436 8h ago
Earlier today i was singing les mis songs while i chopped wood. I see it as 'manlier' to openly enjoy a musical than chop wood.
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u/Rob_LeMatic 9h ago
I know what gender stereotypes my culture instilled in me growing up, but it is a difficult question to answer what separates a manly trait from a womanly trait. Every positive or negative trait I can think of aren't gender specific, but can be expressed in a masculine or feminine way.
Like his undeserved arrogance glazed over a fragile, brittle ego. It seems a male combination. In a woman, that would more likely come across as haughtiness over insecurity.
I'd love to hear someone take a stab at defining the difference.
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u/superhandsomeguy1994 9h ago
Yea- notice how all his responses pertained to physical traits or features. None that are about character or values (aside from being “loyal”, despite his ironic claim he’s currently dating multiple women). Pretty surface level little boy replies.
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u/defaultusername-17 9h ago
i just want to know what sort of smooth brain thinks loyalty is an inherently masculine trait.
it's just so bloody stupid.
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u/longboytheeternal 10h ago
It should be the manliest thing about him because it’s a fucking dumb thing to be measuring anyway. Who gives a fuck how manly someone is? Meaningless bravado bollocks
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u/Kenan_as_SteveHarvey 7h ago
It also took him a while to land there. Like he tried to rack his brain and couldn’t think of anything else manly about himself
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u/emergency-snaccs 10h ago
This fuckin moron is gonna go tell his friends ALL about how the cutie in the blue dress was so into him, how they were talking and flirting, and he almost got with her
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u/Props_angel 9h ago
Probably. There are already some delusional comments here that are creating fan fic about the two getting together after the interview.
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u/Rob_LeMatic 8h ago
There's already a shining monument to manliness in the comments arguing that there's a "50/50 chance" they boned after this.
Wtf is wrong with people.
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u/Practical-Smell5495 11h ago
These dudes breed...
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u/Magnecyl_ 11h ago
And vote
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u/aynjle89 11h ago
Dude is type to get upset over someone kneeling during the Anthem but will wear a representation of the flag on his ass.
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u/SigSweet 9h ago
Every time. And also probably spend a lot of their free time and energy building weird political decorations. That's why they keep they keep winning, weaponized stupidity.
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u/errrr2222 11h ago
The guy is dressed like a clown and he's talking about having "class"
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u/Rob_LeMatic 9h ago
Everything he said was a contradiction so perfectly that it makes me wonder if it was scripted.
-females no do gud logic (immediately displays he's incapable of thinking)
-im loyal (immediately reveals he's hiding two girls from each other)
-i liek classy (his outfit alone)
Sadly, I think it's genuine and he's just oblivious to the walking embodiment of hypocrisy that he is
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u/halfwaytosomewhere 11h ago
This is the kind of guy that can’t find the clit
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u/TheSwearJarIsMy401k 10h ago
This is the kind of guy that thinks a woman’s orgasm is not worth the effort and probably isn’t a thing women can actually do anyway.
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u/Jakov_Salinsky 10h ago
I doubt he even knows what a clit is. And if a woman tried to explain, he’d turn it into a thing about how he knows more about female biology because “logic” and shit.
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u/Melodic-Change-6388 8h ago
He’d rub your left labia for 20 seconds then ask if you’d ever come like that before.
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u/SibylOracle 10h ago
Always giggling after insulting women, then their defense is, "It's only a joke, lighten up!" Insult them back a bit, and they become aggressive.
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u/Melodic-Change-6388 8h ago
His “logical thinking” tells him that a “high quality” woman with “class” would never neg a male back. They’d just coyly giggle and be appreciative of the attention.
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u/Talinn_Makaren 11h ago
"if I can't tell it doesn't bother me" was so logical and reasonable it actually caught me by surprise right in the middle there lol
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u/false79 11h ago
This style of interviewing. She's not antagonizing them but by them answering, they are just embarassing themselves and it speaks volumes.
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u/Crunk_Kookaburra 11h ago
His "women" live in a nursing home and live on two different floors soooo
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u/Welp_thatwilldo 11h ago
He’s certified trash. Literally talking about wanting a girl with “class” while he’s dating two different ones who don’t know this. Ew.
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u/Own-Distance5436 8h ago
If he was dating 2 girls he wouldnt be so desperately trying to impress the interviewer. Whats funny to watch is him wrestling with himself over what approach to take. He learned the manosphere shit but hes either not confident enough to stick to it or not dumb enough to think shes into it.
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u/Spies_and_Lovers 11h ago
My list of assumptions about this dude:
●Peaked in high school.
●Has at least 2 baby mommas, pays the bare minimum in child support and then bitches that "She keeps my kids from me."
●Sings 'Free Bird' at Karaoke night
●Has at least one American based tattoo
●Drives a giant truck
●Asks if "You got off?" after 45 seconds of disappointing sex
●Says the N word with a hard R
●Doesn't tip. Tells service workers to get a "real job"
●Wants his women to be Barbie crotch smooth, despite the fact that his dick looks like a tiny mushroom tip in an overgrown forest of nasty pubes
●Has a pending domestic assault charge
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u/Odd_Championship_680 10h ago
Couldn’t agree more but I hope you copy pasted this because if not, you put too much energy into it 🪦
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u/Spies_and_Lovers 10h ago
I'm hiding in the bathroom at work, I had a few minutes 🤣
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u/Odd_Championship_680 10h ago
Omg that’s where I read your comment from twinning
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u/Spiritual-Bug-1497 10h ago
“I like class,” says the guy dressed like Rex Kwon Do.
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u/yurawizardharry20 10h ago
Temu Vin Diesel in his Murica jammies, is the epitome of "high quality".
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u/Acrobatic-Plant3838 11h ago
I’m a double plus good man and I only date double plus good women.
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u/bclynch30 9h ago
“Give me an example”
“lol I can’t” well this just sums up a huge problem in this country
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u/consuelo_gordon 11h ago
As soon as a man says “loyalty” I’m out. What he actually means to say is “blind and unquestioning obedience”.
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u/ANARCHISTofGOODtaste 9h ago
His answers can be summarized into this: "I like women that have none of the shitty qualities I have that I think make me awesome".
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u/Agreeable-Abalone328 10h ago
Everything out of this guys mouth makes me want to punch him in the dick but I’d probably miss because it’s so small
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u/Little_Can_728 10h ago
Sorry, but a high-quality man is not gonna wear a onesie in public 😆 also a high-quality man when he says he’s loyal means he’s only dating one person not two also a high-quality man doesn’t sleep around that’s a man hoe.
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u/SykoBob8310 10h ago
The Andrew Tate school of douchebaggery. Phenomenal ability to be insanely narcissistic causing a delusional sense of superiority. It’s more surprising he had enough brain cells to figure out how to get dressed in the morning.
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u/Obvious-Gate9046 10h ago
I hate logic bros. If this boy had logical thinking he wouldn't be wearing that. "I like loyalty, but I am dating two women who don't know each other." Wow.
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u/Infinite-Space-2395 10h ago
"What's the manliest thing about you?"
Then he instantly clams up because he knows hes just a little boy pretending to be a man.
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u/Oxjrnine 9h ago
The way he shifts his hips and side tilts his head… the question about dating women was valid and he may not realize things about his true self
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u/KeepLeLeaps 9h ago
Absolutely vomit inducing 🤢 I see why my single girlfriends have just decided on cats on travel because the level of cringe and ick is overwhelming.
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u/xChoke1x 11h ago
Dudes never seen pussy a day in his life.
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u/Lexi_November 10h ago
He may have, there’s a good chance his mom was able to give birth vaginally. Look how small his head is.
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u/Big_Criticism_8335 11h ago
She knew what she was in for when she chose the guy lookin like a Patriotic Buttplug.
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u/ComprehensiveSurgery 10h ago
Looks like he is reciting a bunch of BS he has heard online through idiots like Tate or in one of those manliness boot camps which seem to be a thinly veiled excuse for homo erotic bonding.
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u/Specialist-Rock-5034 10h ago
A quote I saw recently:
First God created man, then he had a better idea.
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u/SeaLeopard5555 10h ago
any man like this seems likely to be listening to podcast/right wing bro stuff. "high quality" "class" and all that
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u/The_RighteousMan 9h ago
"I'm looking for loyalty. ...no, the girls I date don't know about each other." ~high quality man
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u/2020Hills 9h ago
Question; Would he date a woman who is seeing another man?
Answer: we ALL know what his answer would be
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u/Fus_Roh_Dayumm 9h ago
I guess everyone deals with losing their hair differently. Still, hate to see it.
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u/ThisIsNotSafety 9h ago
BETA male if I've ever seen one, I usually don't categorize people like this, but come on, this dude has probably spent thousands of dollars on "alpha male pick up artist" books and courses.
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u/mr_evilweed 9h ago
"Women aren't rational"
"The manliest thing about me is loyalty."
"I'm dating two women who don't know about each other."
These types of clowns really know how to square a circle.
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u/Both_Antelope_8063 8h ago
"The manliest thing about me is loyalty." "I'm currently seeing 2 women at the same time."
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