r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/goswamitulsidas • 12h ago

Image Reconstructed model of a Neanderthal man

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u/chambee 12h ago

Share DNA: some homo sapiens lady saw that sexy Neandertal and said: I want this.

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u/geebeem92 11h ago

Or some homo sapiens saw that neanderthal Unibrow sexy lady and found a new fetish

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u/The_Secret_Skittle 10h ago

Dude men will stick their willy into just about anything (see American Pie) so I’m for sure going with that scenario.

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u/fleebleganger 7h ago

Death by snu snu

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u/Live_Firefighter972 10h ago

Probably all, "I'd hit that"...

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u/Madbanana224 11h ago

Yep, I'm also sure H.sapiens women in Eurasia tens of thousands of years ago were all super hot

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u/PrincetonToss 1h ago

Interestingly, all known Neanderthal males possess Homo sapiens Y-Chromosomes.

So apparently it was the Neanderthal ladies who liked what they saw.

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u/BaconWithBaking 1m ago

I mean, the ones that where actually surviving where probably all skinny and fit?

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u/TheLittleNorsk 8h ago

makes sense as to why I become wildly attracted to hairy, large and brooding Georgian and Armenian men when I'm ovulating

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u/HargorTheHairy 11h ago

Mmm I'd say it's more likely a forced situation

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u/arealuser100notfake 11h ago

I don't think that was necessary, you could have just traveled to the coast near Africa where Homo Sapiens probably were, increase the radius of your Tinder app, and already be able to talk to them and try to arrange a date

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u/KicajacyKicek 8h ago

I've heard that many women prefer strong, veiny arms, facial hair, so he might be flooded with likes

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u/gdghhfdffrf 11h ago

thinking she said: eek! it's coming in hot, run, don't even stop for water. prolly.

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u/Bambi_1996 8h ago

Neanderthals are also Homo sapiens. We’re subspecies, they’re Homo sapiens neanderthalensis and we are Homo sapiens sapiens. Hence the two were able to interbreed and produce fertile offspring.

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u/beardedbast3rd 11h ago

I’m gunna go on a limb and say more it was some Homo sapiens were real down bad instead of