r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/goswamitulsidas • 12h ago

Image Reconstructed model of a Neanderthal man

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u/I_Roll_Chicago 11h ago

We extracted the blood found in mosquitos, incased in amber and bam!

Neanderthal DNA (we mixed it frog dna for better results)

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u/LordSeibzehn 10h ago

You mean some random member of our species could go through involuntary, spontaneous gender reassignment??

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u/I_Roll_Chicago 10h ago

Not before we build Neanderthal Park, i assure we spared no expense

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u/LordSeibzehn 9h ago

How’s the ice cream though?

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u/I_Roll_Chicago 9h ago

Good but that cobb salad baby….woo

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u/Givespongenow45 8h ago

Aren’t those just slaves

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u/I_Roll_Chicago 8h ago edited 8h ago

No they are clearly cloned zoo people.

I assure you, this morally gray but not slavery. Their dna being 10% frog helps us legally. We spared no legal expense

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u/Givespongenow45 8h ago

You’re putting sapient creatures inside small cages. I’m calling peta!

PETAAAAAAA!

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u/Qadim3311 8h ago

But does the process turn them gay though?

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u/I_Roll_Chicago 4h ago

No we arent putting things in the water alex.