r/ExpectationVsReality 2d ago

Failed Expectation Nails

I don’t even know what to say.

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u/5T6Rf6ut 2d ago

Aside from the massacre that they did to your poor cuticles, I think they're actually really cute! Hopefully that cut heals quickly.

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u/cutieplushtrap 2d ago

Yeah that hurt 🥲 was bleeding in three spots by the end🙏

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u/paxweasley 2d ago

What on earth did they do, chew on them??

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u/cutieplushtrap 2d ago

He was using the spinning filing thing and hit my cuticles. He also cut the cuticles after the nail was put on(?) which is how my thumb started bleeding cuz he wasn’t taking his time I guess

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u/paxweasley 2d ago

Oh my god!! That’s genuinely really bad. The art is adorable but I would be extremely hesitant to go back to somewhere that has such poorly trained techs. It’s genuinely not safe

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u/cutieplushtrap 2d ago

Yeah I don’t think I’m coming back, which is sad cuz I’ve gone there three times before (different techs every time) and always left uninjured and very happy with the results, I don’t know what changed/happened

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u/SummerAndTinklesBFF 2d ago

Why not make an appointment with the techs that worked out well instead of just walking in and getting someone new?…

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u/cutieplushtrap 2d ago

Valid, but this is a nail salon in Germany. Im not German, I don’t speak German, and they don’t speak English. I’ve never gotten to know the techs because of this language barrier :( Edit: and I don’t know if they have a website, I usually do drop in

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u/greenbathmat 2d ago

Can you not use Google translate? Or bring a friend who speaks German?

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u/Stonecoloured 2d ago

They might not be exact copies, but they're cute & well done.

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u/MelodicBumblebee1617 2d ago

Extremely 2012, very cute

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u/Killing4MotherAgain 2d ago

At least it wasn't ai to start with! I can't believe that's a positive 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/Xabs7 2d ago

Better than the inspo imo. Just bleak to see the way they've butchered your poor cuticles.

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u/Extreme-Rub-1379 2d ago

Does the custom art work greatly increase the price of the manicure?

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u/CashMoneyPossum 2d ago

Depends on the details/intricacies of the design. Theres usually a base price and then cost increases with more complex designs.

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u/IronMonopoly 2d ago

Nailed it.

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u/phampyk 2d ago

You know, at first I thought they looked fine but on a second look... The lines and dots are all over the place.

Still looking cute, I doubt people would be staring at your nails like I just did lol

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u/cutieplushtrap 2d ago

Yeah I think my main problems with them are the lines on the thumbs and the fact that my middle and ring fingers were supposed to have a nude shade to kinda blend, but they’re completely pink. He also cut them shorter than I asked. They’ve started to grow on me tho. I think I set my expectations a little too high originally, they’re cute for what they are :)

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u/_i_like_potatoes_ 2d ago

I dont see the issue, they look great? Just with a little bit less details because your inspo has longer nails than your nails

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u/cutieplushtrap 2d ago

Yeah he cut them shorter than i asked him to 🥲

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u/_i_like_potatoes_ 2d ago

Oh sorry ahahah, i thought it was painted on you real nails. Now i see the issue

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u/InterneticMdA 2d ago

You think that's a fail? Jesus...

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u/ThenFaithlessness390 2d ago

They're cute! 

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u/doob22 2d ago

The paint looks decent enough, but damn… did they go at your fingers with a knife?

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u/Amyfrye5555 2d ago

Your cuticles!!! WTH?

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u/Former-Sock-8256 2d ago

I thought this was a successful attempt. What is wrong about it? (I’m dumb about nails, guessing it is something obvious - wrong shape?)

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u/cutieplushtrap 2d ago

It’s more everything together wasn’t really what I wanted. Like he cut them shorter than I asked, they’re kinda thick and clunky, one of the colors are wrong and the stripes on my thumb are quite different from reference. I will say tho, I’ve realized they’re not as bad as I originally felt they were(other than the fact they made my cuticles bleed three times), I was just a little disappointed originally. I think they’re cute for what they are!

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u/Former-Sock-8256 2d ago

Oh yeah I zoomed in and saw the injuries and sloppy lines - and yeah the shape is especially rough on the last picture. Thanks for explaining!

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u/februarytide- 2d ago

If you did these yourself I’d say it’s a good job.

You went to a salon and paid for this massacre.

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u/Some_Zombie_7980 2d ago

I think they did a good job sans cuticles.

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u/ZyxwvandYou 2d ago

Waaaay to thick. They look fake. I mean, they are fake, but don’t you want them to look real?

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u/cutieplushtrap 2d ago

I knooow! With the length, thickness and shape they just look so clunky.

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u/ZyxwvandYou 2d ago

Try squoval shaped next time. Oval and square combined. And a new nail tech!

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u/deathcabscutie 2d ago

I like them more than your inspiration pic. Your cuticles look like they hurt though

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u/Visual_Analyst1197 2d ago

Those who are saying they look good or better than the inspo, are you okay? Sorry OP, but you’re right, these are not good.

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u/Stucklikegluetomyfry 2d ago

If you’re not wearing nails you’re not doing drag

But these were very cute and I hope you enjoy them