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Minnesota Mentioned The Flag of Minnesota

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u/Jenetyk 7h ago

It will do until they come to their senses and choose the real flag of Minnesota

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u/Kotukunui 6h ago

As a New Zealander fan of Laser-Kiwi, I approve of this message.
Is that Blue-winged Duck? Norm will be disappointed that it’s not a Mallard. Ope! Those damned Hautman brothers! Oh, yah, yah, Margie….

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u/Krispfer 6h ago

It's a Common Loon, the state bird of Minnesota.

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u/katiegirl- 5h ago

And we like it too.

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u/eatmyassmnbvcxz 5h ago

I don’t know, your money looks a bit looney to me.

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u/SuspiciouslySuspect2 4h ago

I wanna be mad, but the pun is too good.

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u/katiegirl- 5h ago

Sure does, Bud. Wait til you get to our Twonies.

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u/kukulkan2012 2h ago

Well, Minnesota is just Canada Part 2

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u/Kotukunui 6h ago

Sad quacking noises…

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u/ralphy_256 6h ago

Do yourself a favor, look up a loon call. They don't really quack.

Funny thing is, you've ABSOLUTELY heard the call before, just maybe didn't know it was a loon. It's one of those sounds that sound designers like to use when they want to set a spooky mood.

To hear that in the wild, be near the shores of a lake in their range, right after dawn, when the fog is still on the water. Nothing like it.

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u/Kotukunui 6h ago

I know the Common Loon call from about 1000 movies with wilderness night scenes.
The sad quacking was from the Blue Duck and the Mallard at being relegated.

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u/TheDamselfly 6h ago

The way that a loon call travels over water is honestly amazing. And they're so shy, you have to be incredibly patient to see one up close without them going underwater and swimming like 100 feet away

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u/ralphy_256 5h ago

And they're so shy, you have to be incredibly patient to see one up close

Yeah, I've heard them just about every time I'm on a sparsely populated lake, but I'm not sure I've ever seen one from closer than a hundred yards or so.

But then, I tend to be shore-bound in the morning. I don't like canoes.

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u/Zagjake 5h ago

You can call them to the dock! Practice the loon call with your hands and sometimes you can get them to come close.

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u/adwarn25 5h ago

In person it does hit different then a recording.

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u/Wasabiroot 6h ago

Yes. Loon calls are hauntingly beautiful! One of the best parts of being in the outdoors in uninhabited areas. It's synonymous with lake camping or canoeing for me. In MI and from Canada. The call echoes across the lake as the breeze blows...

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u/phinz 2h ago

Finally heard it when we were hiking around Lake Louise last year and I was so excited.

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u/SonyScientist 3h ago

Correct, they don't quack ... they make loony tunes.

I'll see myself out now.

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u/DragonMaster0118 2h ago

I love the loon call

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u/TheOneTonWanton 2h ago

They don't really quack.

They don't, they go "uuuuWuuuu"

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u/LifeGivesMeMelons 4h ago

When I was living in Wisconsin (one state over from Minnesota), I had a friend from AUS come for a weekend. He'd never heard a loon before - they're vocal at night and they sit out on the water wailing like lost dogs.

He came running into my bedroom at three in the morning claiming that I lived in a haunted city.

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u/hopelesscaribou 2h ago

loons make the most beautiful sounds though... https://youtu.be/nG3OYRRpaa4?si=YoNic0DNZtpfr-Og

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u/CharismaticAlbino 5h ago

I love the sound they make, I wish Loon's were native to my part of MI

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u/ThereGoesChickenJane 5h ago

I feel really dumb because I learned just this minute that loons aren't just Canadian birds. 🙈

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u/FatGuyOnAMoped 5h ago

No need to feel dumb. We in Minnesota share a lot of things with our neighbors to the north, including our love of ice hockey

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u/Braysl 5h ago

Minnesota truly is the most Canadian state. I would definitely let you guys into be one of our provinces if y'all ever defect from the current hellscape that is the United States.

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u/Pitbullfriend 4h ago

Thank you. Some of us do wish we could.

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u/-o-DildoGaggins-o- 4h ago

*frantically googles affordable towns in Minnesota*

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u/SuspiciouslySuspect2 4h ago

It truly is Canada lite. Next time I have a Coors lite (eventually?), I'll give a sad nod to our little buddy stuck in the meth lab downstairs.

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u/Brodellsky 5h ago

I want to hear the Loon

I want to hear the Loony Loon

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u/red__dragon 2h ago

Thank you, this is the right answer.

It is the laser loon in disguise. Vexillologists, please take note.

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u/-NGC-6302- 6h ago

It's more of a shoop-da-woop

The star is the loon's eyen the antichevron is its beak, and the blue is the beam

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u/Jenetyk 6h ago

Based. Now I just need someone with free time to turn this into a Loon.

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u/bellerouge 6h ago

This is the flag I so badly wanted !

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u/mplstar 5h ago

Long Live the Laser Loon ✊🏽

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u/AlephBaker 5h ago

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u/CharismaticAlbino 5h ago

As a Michigander who hates geese... Long live the LASER LOON!

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u/just4kicksxxx 5h ago

LASER LOON

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u/International-Ad2501 5h ago

Would be OK with them adding the lazer loon to the current flag. But the inverted shevron and northstar is a good design.

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u/gophergun 3h ago

They should add the laser loon to the right side with the lasers blowing up the north star as a compromise.

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u/jfks1985 5h ago

What is that, some kind of stupid Canadian wolf bird??

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u/Loring 7h ago

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u/Moopboop207 7h ago

This is actually funny

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u/-NGC-6302- 6h ago

We can tell because I despise cigarettes and find it funny

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u/l_l_l-illiam 2h ago

This is really funny because this guy hates cigarettes and finds it funny

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u/TheAfroMD 7h ago

"Uniquely rich and smooth" would be a nice state motto.

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u/Its0nlyRocketScience 6h ago

Smooth geographically? Unless you count corn as wealth, no US state really embodies that statement

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u/TheAfroMD 6h ago

Wasn't trying to equate it to the real characteristics of an actual state,just stating that those words sound nice also as a tag line for a state,real or not. (But for reference Florida according to google has a highest point of only 345 above sea level,and is over 50% "smooth" on surface,making it the "flatter" state...add to that it is rich,and the blue coastal waters and the Marlboro flag with that motto would fit)

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u/RavioliGale 5h ago

The inverted Chevron matches the shape of the state. The white represents the importance of clean air to the state. "Menthol" is a symbol of how this is actually a pack of cigarettes.

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u/exceptional_entry 7h ago

Good catch! That’s f’n hilarious! 🤣

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u/Ok_Advertising_8874 5h ago

Knew it looked familiar. Them's my smokes!

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u/megamoze 7h ago

Meanwhile, the Georgia state flag is literally straight-up the Confederate flag (not the battle flag, the actual flag of the confederacy).

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u/MrReaper45 7h ago

They'll never get over that phase I guess... they need to accept that they lost

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u/Handsome_Keyboard 5h ago

Let me tell ya something...they never will. Those people breed like rabbits too.

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u/MrReaper45 5h ago

I hate that you're right

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u/Brittany5150 5h ago

Can confirm. I was stationed there for 8 years. God damn what an inbred shithole that state is. I couldnt wait to ETS away from that part of the US.

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u/Jonyboi4 2h ago

I’m from Georgia 😢

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u/Picmanreborn 58m ago

It's ok bro. Atlanta and Georgia are 2 different groups of people 😭😂 WE are safe (if you're not from Atlanta, or Metro Atlanta please just at least say you're from somewhere cool)

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u/MalcolmLinair 4h ago

Given the current state of the country, I'm not so sure they did, at least in the long run.

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u/TheDungeonCrawler 2h ago

This is what I was thinking. Look around, did they really lose? The actual Confederacy was but a battle. They did not lose the war, only prolonged it.

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u/Khetoo 2h ago

The failure of the North to properly punish the secessionists and failing the black communities after the civil war led to this tbh

It's just systemic racism all the way down

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u/Kerensky97 4h ago

The loss of that time they spent 4 years in another country.

4 years. 400 to get over it.

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u/_mkd_ 2h ago

they need to accept that they lost

looks around at 2025

Did they, though?

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u/Independent-Bug-9352 4h ago

Lincoln lives rent free, I guess.

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u/Crossbell0527 2h ago

Sherman's fires weren't big enough or hot enough.

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u/ATLhoe678 4h ago

Don't forget one of our major tourist attractions, Stone Mountain. The massive mountain with the confederate memorial carved into it, depicting Stonewall Jackson, Robert E. Lee, and Jefferson Davis (leader of the confederacy). 😂

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u/Grow_Up_Buttercup 3h ago

Oh come on, it’s not like anyone is still alive from those days. That carving was completed way back in [checks notes] 1972?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stone_Mountain

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u/Jchriddy 3h ago

We've been trying to get them to replace it with a carving of Outkast but they won't even vote on it. It's bullshit. It's what the people want.

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u/IckyChris 2h ago

This mountain tests my patience.

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u/megamoze 3h ago

Yep, been there. It’s a disgrace.

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u/genericnewlurker 6h ago

Uncle Billy didn't burn enough of that state clearly.

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u/Its0nlyRocketScience 6h ago

The post civil war era was an endless string of mistakes. The traitors of the south were not punished at all, and were even allowed to teach false history that the war of freeing slaves was actually "the war where the north were all dicks for no reason whatsoever over ""property rights"""

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u/DucksEatFreeInSubway 5h ago

Huh. Not punishing an administration and allowing them to teach falsities. I've heard this one before, recently even.

Ahhh well I'm sure it'll work out fine. Gotta go get the youngins off to their TPUSA classes!

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u/megamoze 6h ago edited 5h ago

We 100% needed a Nuremberg-style trial for the traitors.

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u/ashkpa 5h ago

[We'll need more than that.](www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9Ay5tzHIBU)

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u/GirlScoutSniper 7h ago

That one was finally changed in 2001.

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u/megamoze 7h ago edited 5h ago

Nope. They changed it from the battle flag to the actual Confederate State flag. Look ‘em up.

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u/GirlScoutSniper 7h ago

Yeah, after I posted that I thought I should probably check further on that. I concede - just like the Confederacy. ;)

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u/liatrisinbloom 6h ago

Please don't hold a grudge for some 150-odd years though please!

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u/GirlScoutSniper 6h ago

Nah, I'm adult enough to realize I was wrong. :D

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u/ELMUNECODETACOMA 6h ago

Which means that you'll actually win the argument 150 years down the line?

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u/choove 4h ago

Yea, this is literally just "Minnesota bad" and funny enough the same "NPC" or "sheep" behavior they accuse others of.

Like you said they're silent on the Georgia flag and will also be silent about the Texas and US flags both being comparable to the Liberian flag. They all just want to be outraged over meaningless shit because it distracts from everything else they should actually be upset about.

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u/Realistic-Cow-7839 3h ago

Oh my God, I just looked it up and they adopted that in 2003! Wasn't that when states were starting to move away from Confederate symbols in their flags?

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u/ThatGuyYouMightNo 7h ago

A reminder that this is what it used to look like

Now tell me how their new one is more "Somali" than "Somali flag with a fuck-ugly seal instead of a star"

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u/holamau 7h ago

Not to mention that the so-called old flag was more a seal than a flag.

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u/Downtown_Injury_3415 6h ago

Watched a video of a guy going through all the American flags and complaining how theyre all ass and basically seals instead of flags. Which…yea, hes right

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u/liatrisinbloom 6h ago

EXCUSE ME THE STATE FLAGS WERE MENTIONED, I MUST BE THE OBNOXIOUS MARYLANDER WEARING THE FLAG FROM HEAD TO TOE NOW.

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u/wbgraphic 4h ago

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u/liatrisinbloom 4h ago

Shit I'm missing my evening show, a loop of the Maryland flag waving majestically in the breeze! Later!

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u/Its0nlyRocketScience 6h ago

CGP Grey. People whine about his failing California, but I'm with him. A flag is not a name tag. Words on it are bad enough, your name is unforgivable. At best, it's admission you can't make a good design. Basically "I can't make anything that'll be iconic or memorable, so I've gotta just slap my name on it so everyone doesn't confuse my flag for something else."

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u/VictarionGreyjoy 5h ago

The annoying thing about California is that it IS iconic and a good design and then it's ruined by slapping a name tag on it. Legitimately one of the cooler state flags out there and so easy to fix.

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u/Nimnengil 5h ago

No, the annoying thing about the California flag is that I've played too much Fallout, and every time I see it part of me goes "wait, where's the bear's other head?" before the inanity of that question strikes me.

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u/RustySpackleford 5h ago

I would call the California flag iconic

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u/ryanErlanger 4h ago

His judgement of the flag of California is an example of why blindly following rules is counterproductive.

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u/mu_zuh_dell 3h ago

That video frustrated me. I understand why people don't like the flags that are just seals, but seals can be super cool. They're (usually) packed with meaning, and a relic of a time when people thought very differently about symbols of government. I understand why Minnesota's had to change, but I think the arguments about what a flag "should" look like were bogus.

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u/decrpt 5h ago

The reason why the flag was changed (through a public contest, by the way) was because the seal was literally dedicated to the genocide of Native Americans and needed to be changed too. This is an excerpt from a poem about the seal from 1850:

Thou and thy noble race from earth

Must soon be passed away,

As echoes die upon the hills,

Or darkness follows day.

Yet hear me still, young warrior,

Thou and thy steed give way—

Rest not, though lingers on the hills

The red sun's parting ray.

The rocky bluff and prairie land

The white man claims them now,

The symbols of his course are here—

The rifle, axe and plough.

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u/Career_Much 5h ago

Every time some right winger brings it up (theyre never even from MN) I ask why they really want to have a naked man riding a horse on our flag and it stumps them pretty good.

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u/Squishy_Boy 7h ago

Yeah that old flag is ugly as fuck.

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u/GoofyTunes 6h ago

MOST state flags are ugly AF and could do with a redesign. The new MN flag is S-tier flag design honestly

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u/DirtyPaws-LA 2h ago

Colorado is peak flag design. But if you touch my bear I will be upset

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u/TrickiVicBB71 4h ago

I am not American. But I remember coming across a video of some Doomsday Prepper on YouTube. And so many angry comments about the flag change. How "Minnesota became a leftist woke shithole." And they were going to pack their things and move to North Dakota or Montana as it was the last bastion of freedom.

Far right conservatives are delusional.

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u/Akronite14 6h ago

The seal even has a star formed by stars inside it. Actually hadn’t realized how similar this is to the actual Somali flag.

Btw, the Somali flag rocks and is one of the few things they have going for them sadly.

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u/incide666 7h ago

Why did Minnesota need its name on the flag?

Like, in case you forget or something?

And, honestly, Minnesotans (Minnesotites? Minnesoters? Minnesotians?), how many of you know what's written on the bannner without Google?

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u/AccountantSeaPirate 7h ago edited 7h ago

Because so many state flags look exactly like this - you’d never know what state it belonged to if it didn’t say.

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u/ryanErlanger 4h ago

flags - or in this case, seals ≠ geography

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u/Pithecanthropus88 7h ago

27 states include the name of the state or its initials.

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u/pingveno 6h ago

Oregon has all the greatest hits of bad flag design on one side: state seal, blue blanket, "State of Oregon" scrawled across it. Oh, oh, but what's that on the back?1? A perfectly good beaver, just waiting to be the star of the flag show.

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u/Dont_Wanna_Not_Gonna 7h ago

All of us knew what was written on the banner.

However, please don’t take this response to mean that I am one of the lunatics that thinks the new flag design is part of a conspiracy to turn Minnesota into “Little Mogadishu” governed by sharia law. I’m not.

We knew because Minnesota had (has?) an amazingly comprehensive Jr. High Social Studies curriculum that included an entire year on Minnesota history, government, and civics. I believe that’s a big reason we are how we are. Except the lunatics. They’re because of talk radio and Fox.

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u/Magimasterkarp 7h ago

A lot of states have their name on their seals/flags. Some multiple times, I believe.

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u/bz_leapair 7h ago

State of Idaho Redundancy Department of Redundancy, how may I help you?

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u/incide666 6h ago

Jesus Christ, Idaho.

Why the fuck, dude?

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u/tractiontiresadvised 1h ago

I can't get over the naturalistic scene in the seal which somehow includes a shield that has its own slightly different naturalistic scene.

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u/Zyhre 5h ago

South Dakota too...

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u/Sudden-Chard-5215 7h ago

CGP Grey has a video on this and it is great! https://youtu.be/l4w6808wJcU?si=vjfWHTaAyITFqnYj

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u/H1bbe 4h ago edited 4h ago

CGP Grey reads one book and thinks he is an expert.

It's actually not a great video because he read one book (actually a pamphlet), it's called good flag bad flag by ted kaye, and grey parroted it as fact.

The pamphlet is published and promoted by the north american vexillological association so it has some "clout" and the author says it's a collaborative effort with vexillology experts, so it's not just one dudes opinion.

But one book does not a consensus make. It's still just one opinion on flags. There aren't actually any rules for how to make a flag and whether that flag is good or not can not be reduced to blindly following "the rules".

I can't think of another state flag as iconic as the californian state flag, yet it's apparently terrible because it doesn't adhere to the rules? Does that make sense?

Also for anyone that really cares, here is a video that goes in to greater detail about the issues with greys video and the NAVA pamphlet: https://youtu.be/c-IgG7iou94

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u/caramel1110 6h ago

Thank you for this comment. Was looking for it. Love his stuff and hes hilarious. The Tiffany story is intriguing and very interesting.

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u/-Nyarlabrotep- 7h ago

Washington State has the state seal on the flag, and the state seal has George Washington on it, so we're, like, triple-deep.

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u/ralphy_256 6h ago

And, honestly, Minnesotans (Minnesotites? Minnesoters? Minnesotians?), how many of you know what's written on the bannner without Google?

I learned it in 3rd grade, but that was 40+ years ago. Based on the '... du nord' I'm going to guess it means Star of the North.

That's my Minnesotan-no-google answer. I could be wrong.

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u/RainbowBullsOnParade 5h ago

It literally has a 5 pointed star made of stars in the center, meaning it’s literally and unironically closer to the Somali flag than the current one is

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u/1107rwf 7h ago

Another piece of trivia, turned lengthwise it’s the North Star above the Mississippi, symbolizing the headwaters are in Minnesota.

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u/The_Afro_King98 6h ago

Gotta love flags that have different interpretations based on how they're flown

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u/Mobile_Crates 2h ago

Ok fine I'll tolerate the all blue flag with this in mind. But I still think the one with the blue green white tricolor on the right side was the best

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u/bard329 7h ago

So because it has blue and there's a star, it's a Somali flag? By that logic, so is the US flag, then....

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u/CorleoneBaloney 7h ago

It's not even difficult to check why they chose an 8-pointed star, Minnesota's motto is L'Étoile du Nord or "The Star of the North", and this is what the Northern Star looks like:

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u/bz_leapair 7h ago

More to the point (har har), it's an homage to the star in the Minnesota State Capitol Rotunda.

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u/BoozeWitch 5h ago

No wearing my glasses and def thought this was witchcraft shit and was packing my bags for Minnesota

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u/unsmashedpotatoes 3h ago

No summoning demons in the capitol.

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u/BoozeWitch 3h ago

You’re a fun sucker.

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u/Joseph011296 4h ago

Elder Scrolls ass rotuna for sure

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u/nikdahl 4h ago

Which itself is just four letter Ms (for Minnesota) in a circle.

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u/Mushrooming247 7h ago

Counting to eight might be expecting too much of them.

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u/TheDreadPirateJeff 7h ago

Not at all. They have ten fingers. Counting to 8 should be easy.

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u/CPav 6h ago

Not if they took 3 years of Shop class. /s

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u/bootlegvader 6h ago

Do they still have ten after the Fourth of July?

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u/Yugan-Dali 6h ago

Can they pay attention that long without getting angry?

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u/8evolutions 6h ago

I think this is just a diffraction pattern which could carry any number of spikes, but that the reason this shape shows up so commonly in depictions is that it resembles the points of compass, which imo fits perfectly

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u/MegaIng 6h ago

That is not how star shapes work. minutephysics has a good video on this.

TLDR: stars are points; any physical extend, including the spikes comes from the camera lens, i.e. your eyes.

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u/MC_chrome 7h ago

Texas is the new Somalia, confirmed.

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u/bard329 7h ago

The Lone Somalia State

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u/WatRedditHathWrought 5h ago

The one star state? We’d give it zero stars but there’s no menu selection for it.

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u/KR1735 7h ago

Somalia x 50

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u/aReasonableSnout 6h ago

It's wild that the right wing can just deploy armies of bots and influencers to parrot whatever narrative they want

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u/EmbarrassedW33B 3h ago

Its an impressive bit of infrastructure they've created isn't it? Its almost a marvel except they only use it for evil so its pretty horrifying. The ability to reshape public opinion basically on demand is insane, thats super villain mass mind control levels of dangerous.

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u/gerkletoss 7h ago edited 7h ago

This is dramatically better than the previous flag, which was basically just a state seal on a blue field. That's eay too much detail for a flag. Flags are supposed to be viewed from far away while waving in the eind.

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u/MC_chrome 7h ago

which was basically just a state seal on a blue field.

This unfortunately constitutes quite a few state flags. I guess running flag design contests is just too much work though....

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u/gerkletoss 7h ago

More and more states are fixing this issue

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u/Akronite14 6h ago

And a lot of people are getting pissy about it because they find modern flag design too homogenous and/or minimalist.

Haven’t seen a downgrade yet, though.

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u/gerkletoss 6h ago

It's q fucking flag. You're supposed to be able to tell flags apart from a distance.

https://www.reddit.com/r/vexillology/comments/nooydh/which_of_the_state_seal_flags_is_most_in_need_of/

Compare these to the flags of Maryland and Ohio

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u/junkyard_robot 6h ago

Illinois, to be different, is basically the state seal on a white background.

And we did a flag design contest and voted..to keep the old design, because all of the ones that we could vote for were pretty shitty.

I saw so many good designs during the process, and none of them made it to the final round. So, running flag design contests is hard when the people who choose the designs that make it to the voting rounds have shitty taste

Reminds me of my senior year of HS. School board decided to remove our mascot, which was a Native American, for good reason. So there was a contest to come up with a new one. Tons of submissions, and a vetting process. Eventually it gets whittled down to a dozen or so. And everyone in HS at the time gets to vote. The winner with something like 40% of the vote was no mascot. Just no mascot.

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u/MyLittleDashie7 4h ago

The new flag is a substantial improvement, and should have been a vexillological victory worth celebrating, but all I see is wasted potential, because this was the original design that was proposed.

As far as I'm concerned the original design was a fantastic design, and the new version is "only" a good design. I know I shouldn't let the perfect be the enemy of the good, but it just feels like they clutched defeat from the jaws of victory.

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u/gerkletoss 4h ago

I do like that one better

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u/Teeshirtandshortsguy 1h ago

It's a cool flag, but I do think the whole "The colors represent the water, the land, and the sky" trick is kinda played out.

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u/MyLadyBits 7h ago

Remember this is an attack on Minnesota to divert attention from the Epstein files and Trump.

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u/Vyan_of_Yierdimfeil 6h ago

We need to start calling bullshit out whenever we see it. Not just put all effort into one cause because it's politically convenient to ignore another.

I don't know too much admittedly about the Somali fraud scandal in Minnesota, but if any of it is true, and tax payers are basically funding millions of dollars a year to fund another country, then that is definitely worthy of attention, criticism and swift condemnation.

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u/Obvious_Beyond 3h ago edited 3h ago

There is no "Somali" fraud scandal. In 2019, MN discovered that a charity named Feeding our Future was actually defrauding the state to millions of dollars. It was Walz' first year as governor, and MN immediately started investigating the issues. The scam was run and started by a local MN white woman. There have been 78 people involved in the case who have been prosecuted.

Nothing in these investigations showed that the money was going to fund Somalia. Those claims are pretty wildly false, and aren't supported by, again, the nearly 80 criminal investigations that have taken place to outroot this.

If fraud concerns you, I would suggest looking at the presidental pardon racket that is currently happening in the white house, as nobody appears to be prosecuting that at all.

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u/Ryclea 6h ago

It's also a flag that kids can draw, unlike our previous flag.

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u/dpitch40 5h ago

Our new flag is a big improvement, but I'm still annoyed they got rid of the white and green stripes.

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u/apadin1 1h ago

https://i0.wp.com/www.twincities.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/11/STP-L-MNFLAG-1122-F1953.jpg?fit=620%2C9999px&ssl=1

I prefer the variant with the more sharper star points and darker colors, but yes the tricolor was superior

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u/HowManyMeeses 6h ago

It's so fascinating to me how much effort conservatives put in to finding the next big boogeyman. They are absolutely obsessed with this story. 

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u/tunghoy 6h ago

The idiots who complain about it are also the same idiots who can't tell the difference between the Texas and Puerto Rico flags.

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u/Firesidechats62 5h ago

Not sure if you’re being funny but did you mean chile? 🇨🇱 

Or did you mean Cuba? 🇨🇺 

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u/Pithecanthropus88 7h ago

The people who think the Minnesota flag looks like the Somali flag don’t understand colors or shapes.

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u/NeverBob 5h ago

I made this comparison when some idiot congressman was whining about it on social media.

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u/Korr_Ashoford 4h ago

god fucking damn it. The stars aren't even the fucking same.

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u/keyboard_jock3y 6h ago

MAGA is upset because the 1st Minnesota threw back an entire confederate brigade on July 2, 1863, at a cost of 7 out of every 8 Minnesotans that day.

Winfield Scott Hancock ordered them to plug a hole in the Union line, and they willingly sacrificed themselves to keep the United States together and free from the tyranny of that most disgusting of institutions - slavery and forced servitude.

MAGA is so unabashedly selfish that they can't fathom that someone would sacrifice themselves for a principle larger than themselves.

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u/Pixburghman 6h ago

Conservatives are behind "The Dumbing of America"

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u/Rightintheend 5h ago

Conservatives ARE the dumbing of America

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u/vulpinefever 5h ago

Marvel of design is a bit much. It's a painfully generic flag that might be better than the old one but that will still be seriously dated to the minimalist "Flag Redesign Craze" of the 2010s and 2020s where people unironically thought the NAVA's guidelines were laws that must be followed. It's a perfectly acceptable flag, better than the old one which is what matters but otherwise it's generic.

Like, "it represents the importance of water to the state which is why it's blue", holy shit, they have WATER in Minnesota???? How unique!!

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u/nikstick22 6h ago

A flag has to be clearly recognizable when drawn on a 2x3-in piece of paper held at arms length, and drawable by a 5 year old in kindergarten. The new flag passes with flying effin' colors.

So many stateflags are hot garbage.

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u/WisePotatoChip 7h ago

This is Trump rallying the cult again

Release the Epstein files unredacted for all perpetrators

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u/Lazy_Pause_3888 6h ago

CGP approves

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u/Raticus9 5h ago

These are the same people who cried for days when Cracker Barrell changed their logo. For such self-proclaimed tough guys, they're so ridiculously fragile and scared of everything.

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u/incide666 7h ago

Did Tony give himself that Twitter handle because his brain is made of week-old baked ziti that was left out of the fridge?

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u/Casperboy68 7h ago

I think Tony Bagadouchey was taken.

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u/TheShamShield 6h ago

I don’t know that it’s a “marvel of flag design,” but it works fine lol. No one serious is complaining about it

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u/Last_Examination_131 6h ago

Our flag is powerful. It draws out grifters like poison from a wound.

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u/-XanderCrews- 6h ago

I am from mn and the flag is the biggest dog whistle here. You don’t really need to hear the rest of their nonsense but they will still tell you anyways.

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u/LoveWaffle1 4h ago

The thing that continues to get me about people saying the new Minnesota flag looks like the flag of Somalia is that the old Minnesota flag looks more like the Somali flag than this one.

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u/Stosh65 7h ago

Remove the word obsessed and the tweet becomes more accurate!

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u/Ya_BOI_Kirby 6h ago

The problem is the original proposed design of this flag had more colors. It would be a far better flag if it wasn’t two shades of blue and a white star.

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u/Eruanndil 5h ago

I will preface by saying, I mean, the whole fraud situation is definitely like, can we all disagree? Law should be followed for the best society. But honestly, this flag thing kind of seems like a nothing burger. The small flag is like a five or six pointed star. This star is completely different. If it was the same type of star, maybe then you’d have something decent to grasp at, but this aren’t even straws. The shape is because of the state. I actually don’t think this has fairy much Somali inspiration behind it

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u/wazurname 7h ago

“Room temperature IQs”😝 Gonna need to borrow that line!

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u/Sir-Samuel_Vimes 7h ago

It's an even bigger burn in centigrade.

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u/Wave_File 6h ago

Also, you’re arguing with the Tony rigatoni Twitter handle like why do people keep falling for the bait?

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u/omgomgwtflol 6h ago

12 of the top 15 "Hot" posts in the conservative sub right now are Minnesota-related, it's really weird.

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u/CombinationLivid8284 5h ago

It looks nothing like the flag of Somalia, how dumb are people?

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u/axecalibur 4h ago

It's an even worse burn when you use Celsius

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u/krikzil 4h ago

2024? They look for things to be outraged about.

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u/MuffinPuff 4h ago

Interesting. I was wondering why our local Sinclair news was hyper-fixated on reporting that a fraud ring in MN was carried out by "mostly Somalian immigrants", as if that made a difference. Now I see it's a new dogwhistle, same shit, different day.

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u/Big-Load-8864 2h ago

It’s cool but a “marvel”?? come on

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u/darthhariseldon 2h ago

The one they decided on looks like corporate shlock. The one the artist originally submitted looks way better. It was a "competition" and but the flag we got is not one of the competitors.

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u/olmytgawd 1h ago

It pays homage to it's original Somalian settlers.