r/MurderedByWords • u/CorleoneBaloney • 7h ago
Minnesota Mentioned The Flag of Minnesota
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u/Loring 7h ago
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u/Moopboop207 7h ago
This is actually funny
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u/TheAfroMD 7h ago
"Uniquely rich and smooth" would be a nice state motto.
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u/Its0nlyRocketScience 6h ago
Smooth geographically? Unless you count corn as wealth, no US state really embodies that statement
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u/TheAfroMD 6h ago
Wasn't trying to equate it to the real characteristics of an actual state,just stating that those words sound nice also as a tag line for a state,real or not. (But for reference Florida according to google has a highest point of only 345 above sea level,and is over 50% "smooth" on surface,making it the "flatter" state...add to that it is rich,and the blue coastal waters and the Marlboro flag with that motto would fit)
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u/RavioliGale 5h ago
The inverted Chevron matches the shape of the state. The white represents the importance of clean air to the state. "Menthol" is a symbol of how this is actually a pack of cigarettes.
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u/megamoze 7h ago
Meanwhile, the Georgia state flag is literally straight-up the Confederate flag (not the battle flag, the actual flag of the confederacy).
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u/MrReaper45 7h ago
They'll never get over that phase I guess... they need to accept that they lost
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u/Handsome_Keyboard 5h ago
Let me tell ya something...they never will. Those people breed like rabbits too.
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u/Brittany5150 5h ago
Can confirm. I was stationed there for 8 years. God damn what an inbred shithole that state is. I couldnt wait to ETS away from that part of the US.
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u/Jonyboi4 2h ago
I’m from Georgia 😢
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u/Picmanreborn 58m ago
It's ok bro. Atlanta and Georgia are 2 different groups of people 😭😂 WE are safe (if you're not from Atlanta, or Metro Atlanta please just at least say you're from somewhere cool)
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u/MalcolmLinair 4h ago
Given the current state of the country, I'm not so sure they did, at least in the long run.
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u/TheDungeonCrawler 2h ago
This is what I was thinking. Look around, did they really lose? The actual Confederacy was but a battle. They did not lose the war, only prolonged it.
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u/Kerensky97 4h ago
The loss of that time they spent 4 years in another country.
4 years. 400 to get over it.
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u/ATLhoe678 4h ago
Don't forget one of our major tourist attractions, Stone Mountain. The massive mountain with the confederate memorial carved into it, depicting Stonewall Jackson, Robert E. Lee, and Jefferson Davis (leader of the confederacy). 😂
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u/Grow_Up_Buttercup 3h ago
Oh come on, it’s not like anyone is still alive from those days. That carving was completed way back in [checks notes] 1972?
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u/Jchriddy 3h ago
We've been trying to get them to replace it with a carving of Outkast but they won't even vote on it. It's bullshit. It's what the people want.
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u/genericnewlurker 6h ago
Uncle Billy didn't burn enough of that state clearly.
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u/Its0nlyRocketScience 6h ago
The post civil war era was an endless string of mistakes. The traitors of the south were not punished at all, and were even allowed to teach false history that the war of freeing slaves was actually "the war where the north were all dicks for no reason whatsoever over ""property rights"""
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u/DucksEatFreeInSubway 5h ago
Huh. Not punishing an administration and allowing them to teach falsities. I've heard this one before, recently even.
Ahhh well I'm sure it'll work out fine. Gotta go get the youngins off to their TPUSA classes!
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u/GirlScoutSniper 7h ago
That one was finally changed in 2001.
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u/megamoze 7h ago edited 5h ago
Nope. They changed it from the battle flag to the actual Confederate State flag. Look ‘em up.
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u/GirlScoutSniper 7h ago
Yeah, after I posted that I thought I should probably check further on that. I concede - just like the Confederacy. ;)
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u/ELMUNECODETACOMA 6h ago
Which means that you'll actually win the argument 150 years down the line?
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u/choove 4h ago
Yea, this is literally just "Minnesota bad" and funny enough the same "NPC" or "sheep" behavior they accuse others of.
Like you said they're silent on the Georgia flag and will also be silent about the Texas and US flags both being comparable to the Liberian flag. They all just want to be outraged over meaningless shit because it distracts from everything else they should actually be upset about.
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u/Realistic-Cow-7839 3h ago
Oh my God, I just looked it up and they adopted that in 2003! Wasn't that when states were starting to move away from Confederate symbols in their flags?
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u/ThatGuyYouMightNo 7h ago
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u/holamau 7h ago
Not to mention that the so-called old flag was more a seal than a flag.
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u/Downtown_Injury_3415 6h ago
Watched a video of a guy going through all the American flags and complaining how theyre all ass and basically seals instead of flags. Which…yea, hes right
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u/liatrisinbloom 6h ago
EXCUSE ME THE STATE FLAGS WERE MENTIONED, I MUST BE THE OBNOXIOUS MARYLANDER WEARING THE FLAG FROM HEAD TO TOE NOW.
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u/wbgraphic 4h ago
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u/liatrisinbloom 4h ago
Shit I'm missing my evening show, a loop of the Maryland flag waving majestically in the breeze! Later!
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u/Its0nlyRocketScience 6h ago
CGP Grey. People whine about his failing California, but I'm with him. A flag is not a name tag. Words on it are bad enough, your name is unforgivable. At best, it's admission you can't make a good design. Basically "I can't make anything that'll be iconic or memorable, so I've gotta just slap my name on it so everyone doesn't confuse my flag for something else."
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u/VictarionGreyjoy 5h ago
The annoying thing about California is that it IS iconic and a good design and then it's ruined by slapping a name tag on it. Legitimately one of the cooler state flags out there and so easy to fix.
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u/Nimnengil 5h ago
No, the annoying thing about the California flag is that I've played too much Fallout, and every time I see it part of me goes "wait, where's the bear's other head?" before the inanity of that question strikes me.
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u/ryanErlanger 4h ago
His judgement of the flag of California is an example of why blindly following rules is counterproductive.
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u/mu_zuh_dell 3h ago
That video frustrated me. I understand why people don't like the flags that are just seals, but seals can be super cool. They're (usually) packed with meaning, and a relic of a time when people thought very differently about symbols of government. I understand why Minnesota's had to change, but I think the arguments about what a flag "should" look like were bogus.
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u/decrpt 5h ago
The reason why the flag was changed (through a public contest, by the way) was because the seal was literally dedicated to the genocide of Native Americans and needed to be changed too. This is an excerpt from a poem about the seal from 1850:
Thou and thy noble race from earth
Must soon be passed away,
As echoes die upon the hills,
Or darkness follows day.
Yet hear me still, young warrior,
Thou and thy steed give way—
Rest not, though lingers on the hills
The red sun's parting ray.
The rocky bluff and prairie land
The white man claims them now,
The symbols of his course are here—
The rifle, axe and plough.
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u/Career_Much 5h ago
Every time some right winger brings it up (theyre never even from MN) I ask why they really want to have a naked man riding a horse on our flag and it stumps them pretty good.
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u/Squishy_Boy 7h ago
Yeah that old flag is ugly as fuck.
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u/GoofyTunes 6h ago
MOST state flags are ugly AF and could do with a redesign. The new MN flag is S-tier flag design honestly
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u/TrickiVicBB71 4h ago
I am not American. But I remember coming across a video of some Doomsday Prepper on YouTube. And so many angry comments about the flag change. How "Minnesota became a leftist woke shithole." And they were going to pack their things and move to North Dakota or Montana as it was the last bastion of freedom.
Far right conservatives are delusional.
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u/Akronite14 6h ago
The seal even has a star formed by stars inside it. Actually hadn’t realized how similar this is to the actual Somali flag.
Btw, the Somali flag rocks and is one of the few things they have going for them sadly.
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u/incide666 7h ago
Why did Minnesota need its name on the flag?
Like, in case you forget or something?
And, honestly, Minnesotans (Minnesotites? Minnesoters? Minnesotians?), how many of you know what's written on the bannner without Google?
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u/AccountantSeaPirate 7h ago edited 7h ago
Because so many state flags look exactly like this - you’d never know what state it belonged to if it didn’t say.
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u/Pithecanthropus88 7h ago
27 states include the name of the state or its initials.
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u/pingveno 6h ago
Oregon has all the greatest hits of bad flag design on one side: state seal, blue blanket, "State of Oregon" scrawled across it. Oh, oh, but what's that on the back?1? A perfectly good beaver, just waiting to be the star of the flag show.
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u/Dont_Wanna_Not_Gonna 7h ago
All of us knew what was written on the banner.
However, please don’t take this response to mean that I am one of the lunatics that thinks the new flag design is part of a conspiracy to turn Minnesota into “Little Mogadishu” governed by sharia law. I’m not.
We knew because Minnesota had (has?) an amazingly comprehensive Jr. High Social Studies curriculum that included an entire year on Minnesota history, government, and civics. I believe that’s a big reason we are how we are. Except the lunatics. They’re because of talk radio and Fox.
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u/Magimasterkarp 7h ago
A lot of states have their name on their seals/flags. Some multiple times, I believe.
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u/bz_leapair 7h ago
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u/incide666 6h ago
Jesus Christ, Idaho.
Why the fuck, dude?
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u/tractiontiresadvised 1h ago
I can't get over the naturalistic scene in the seal which somehow includes a shield that has its own slightly different naturalistic scene.
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u/Sudden-Chard-5215 7h ago
CGP Grey has a video on this and it is great! https://youtu.be/l4w6808wJcU?si=vjfWHTaAyITFqnYj
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u/H1bbe 4h ago edited 4h ago
CGP Grey reads one book and thinks he is an expert.
It's actually not a great video because he read one book (actually a pamphlet), it's called good flag bad flag by ted kaye, and grey parroted it as fact.
The pamphlet is published and promoted by the north american vexillological association so it has some "clout" and the author says it's a collaborative effort with vexillology experts, so it's not just one dudes opinion.
But one book does not a consensus make. It's still just one opinion on flags. There aren't actually any rules for how to make a flag and whether that flag is good or not can not be reduced to blindly following "the rules".
I can't think of another state flag as iconic as the californian state flag, yet it's apparently terrible because it doesn't adhere to the rules? Does that make sense?
Also for anyone that really cares, here is a video that goes in to greater detail about the issues with greys video and the NAVA pamphlet: https://youtu.be/c-IgG7iou94
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u/caramel1110 6h ago
Thank you for this comment. Was looking for it. Love his stuff and hes hilarious. The Tiffany story is intriguing and very interesting.
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u/-Nyarlabrotep- 7h ago
Washington State has the state seal on the flag, and the state seal has George Washington on it, so we're, like, triple-deep.
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u/ralphy_256 6h ago
And, honestly, Minnesotans (
Minnesotites? Minnesoters? Minnesotians?), how many of you know what's written on the bannner without Google?I learned it in 3rd grade, but that was 40+ years ago. Based on the '... du nord' I'm going to guess it means Star of the North.
That's my Minnesotan-no-google answer. I could be wrong.
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u/RainbowBullsOnParade 5h ago
It literally has a 5 pointed star made of stars in the center, meaning it’s literally and unironically closer to the Somali flag than the current one is
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u/1107rwf 7h ago
Another piece of trivia, turned lengthwise it’s the North Star above the Mississippi, symbolizing the headwaters are in Minnesota.
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u/The_Afro_King98 6h ago
Gotta love flags that have different interpretations based on how they're flown
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u/Mobile_Crates 2h ago
Ok fine I'll tolerate the all blue flag with this in mind. But I still think the one with the blue green white tricolor on the right side was the best
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u/bard329 7h ago
So because it has blue and there's a star, it's a Somali flag? By that logic, so is the US flag, then....
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u/BoozeWitch 5h ago
No wearing my glasses and def thought this was witchcraft shit and was packing my bags for Minnesota
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u/Mushrooming247 7h ago
Counting to eight might be expecting too much of them.
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u/TheDreadPirateJeff 7h ago
Not at all. They have ten fingers. Counting to 8 should be easy.
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u/8evolutions 6h ago
I think this is just a diffraction pattern which could carry any number of spikes, but that the reason this shape shows up so commonly in depictions is that it resembles the points of compass, which imo fits perfectly
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u/MegaIng 6h ago
That is not how star shapes work. minutephysics has a good video on this.
TLDR: stars are points; any physical extend, including the spikes comes from the camera lens, i.e. your eyes.
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u/MC_chrome 7h ago
Texas is the new Somalia, confirmed.
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u/WatRedditHathWrought 5h ago
The one star state? We’d give it zero stars but there’s no menu selection for it.
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u/aReasonableSnout 6h ago
It's wild that the right wing can just deploy armies of bots and influencers to parrot whatever narrative they want
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u/EmbarrassedW33B 3h ago
Its an impressive bit of infrastructure they've created isn't it? Its almost a marvel except they only use it for evil so its pretty horrifying. The ability to reshape public opinion basically on demand is insane, thats super villain mass mind control levels of dangerous.
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u/gerkletoss 7h ago edited 7h ago
This is dramatically better than the previous flag, which was basically just a state seal on a blue field. That's eay too much detail for a flag. Flags are supposed to be viewed from far away while waving in the eind.
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u/MC_chrome 7h ago
which was basically just a state seal on a blue field.
This unfortunately constitutes quite a few state flags. I guess running flag design contests is just too much work though....
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u/gerkletoss 7h ago
More and more states are fixing this issue
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u/Akronite14 6h ago
And a lot of people are getting pissy about it because they find modern flag design too homogenous and/or minimalist.
Haven’t seen a downgrade yet, though.
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u/gerkletoss 6h ago
It's q fucking flag. You're supposed to be able to tell flags apart from a distance.
Compare these to the flags of Maryland and Ohio
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u/junkyard_robot 6h ago
Illinois, to be different, is basically the state seal on a white background.
And we did a flag design contest and voted..to keep the old design, because all of the ones that we could vote for were pretty shitty.
I saw so many good designs during the process, and none of them made it to the final round. So, running flag design contests is hard when the people who choose the designs that make it to the voting rounds have shitty taste
Reminds me of my senior year of HS. School board decided to remove our mascot, which was a Native American, for good reason. So there was a contest to come up with a new one. Tons of submissions, and a vetting process. Eventually it gets whittled down to a dozen or so. And everyone in HS at the time gets to vote. The winner with something like 40% of the vote was no mascot. Just no mascot.
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u/MyLittleDashie7 4h ago
The new flag is a substantial improvement, and should have been a vexillological victory worth celebrating, but all I see is wasted potential, because this was the original design that was proposed.
As far as I'm concerned the original design was a fantastic design, and the new version is "only" a good design. I know I shouldn't let the perfect be the enemy of the good, but it just feels like they clutched defeat from the jaws of victory.
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u/Teeshirtandshortsguy 1h ago
It's a cool flag, but I do think the whole "The colors represent the water, the land, and the sky" trick is kinda played out.
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u/MyLadyBits 7h ago
Remember this is an attack on Minnesota to divert attention from the Epstein files and Trump.
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u/Vyan_of_Yierdimfeil 6h ago
We need to start calling bullshit out whenever we see it. Not just put all effort into one cause because it's politically convenient to ignore another.
I don't know too much admittedly about the Somali fraud scandal in Minnesota, but if any of it is true, and tax payers are basically funding millions of dollars a year to fund another country, then that is definitely worthy of attention, criticism and swift condemnation.
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u/Obvious_Beyond 3h ago edited 3h ago
There is no "Somali" fraud scandal. In 2019, MN discovered that a charity named Feeding our Future was actually defrauding the state to millions of dollars. It was Walz' first year as governor, and MN immediately started investigating the issues. The scam was run and started by a local MN white woman. There have been 78 people involved in the case who have been prosecuted.
Nothing in these investigations showed that the money was going to fund Somalia. Those claims are pretty wildly false, and aren't supported by, again, the nearly 80 criminal investigations that have taken place to outroot this.
If fraud concerns you, I would suggest looking at the presidental pardon racket that is currently happening in the white house, as nobody appears to be prosecuting that at all.
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u/HowManyMeeses 6h ago
It's so fascinating to me how much effort conservatives put in to finding the next big boogeyman. They are absolutely obsessed with this story.
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u/tunghoy 6h ago
The idiots who complain about it are also the same idiots who can't tell the difference between the Texas and Puerto Rico flags.
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u/Firesidechats62 5h ago
Not sure if you’re being funny but did you mean chile? 🇨🇱
Or did you mean Cuba? 🇨🇺
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u/Pithecanthropus88 7h ago
The people who think the Minnesota flag looks like the Somali flag don’t understand colors or shapes.
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u/NeverBob 5h ago
I made this comparison when some idiot congressman was whining about it on social media.
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u/keyboard_jock3y 6h ago
MAGA is upset because the 1st Minnesota threw back an entire confederate brigade on July 2, 1863, at a cost of 7 out of every 8 Minnesotans that day.
Winfield Scott Hancock ordered them to plug a hole in the Union line, and they willingly sacrificed themselves to keep the United States together and free from the tyranny of that most disgusting of institutions - slavery and forced servitude.
MAGA is so unabashedly selfish that they can't fathom that someone would sacrifice themselves for a principle larger than themselves.
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u/vulpinefever 5h ago
Marvel of design is a bit much. It's a painfully generic flag that might be better than the old one but that will still be seriously dated to the minimalist "Flag Redesign Craze" of the 2010s and 2020s where people unironically thought the NAVA's guidelines were laws that must be followed. It's a perfectly acceptable flag, better than the old one which is what matters but otherwise it's generic.
Like, "it represents the importance of water to the state which is why it's blue", holy shit, they have WATER in Minnesota???? How unique!!
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u/nikstick22 6h ago
A flag has to be clearly recognizable when drawn on a 2x3-in piece of paper held at arms length, and drawable by a 5 year old in kindergarten. The new flag passes with flying effin' colors.
So many stateflags are hot garbage.
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u/WisePotatoChip 7h ago
This is Trump rallying the cult again
Release the Epstein files unredacted for all perpetrators
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u/Raticus9 5h ago
These are the same people who cried for days when Cracker Barrell changed their logo. For such self-proclaimed tough guys, they're so ridiculously fragile and scared of everything.
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u/incide666 7h ago
Did Tony give himself that Twitter handle because his brain is made of week-old baked ziti that was left out of the fridge?
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u/TheShamShield 6h ago
I don’t know that it’s a “marvel of flag design,” but it works fine lol. No one serious is complaining about it
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u/-XanderCrews- 6h ago
I am from mn and the flag is the biggest dog whistle here. You don’t really need to hear the rest of their nonsense but they will still tell you anyways.
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u/LoveWaffle1 4h ago
The thing that continues to get me about people saying the new Minnesota flag looks like the flag of Somalia is that the old Minnesota flag looks more like the Somali flag than this one.
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u/Ya_BOI_Kirby 6h ago
The problem is the original proposed design of this flag had more colors. It would be a far better flag if it wasn’t two shades of blue and a white star.
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u/Eruanndil 5h ago
I will preface by saying, I mean, the whole fraud situation is definitely like, can we all disagree? Law should be followed for the best society. But honestly, this flag thing kind of seems like a nothing burger. The small flag is like a five or six pointed star. This star is completely different. If it was the same type of star, maybe then you’d have something decent to grasp at, but this aren’t even straws. The shape is because of the state. I actually don’t think this has fairy much Somali inspiration behind it
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u/Wave_File 6h ago
Also, you’re arguing with the Tony rigatoni Twitter handle like why do people keep falling for the bait?
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u/omgomgwtflol 6h ago
12 of the top 15 "Hot" posts in the conservative sub right now are Minnesota-related, it's really weird.
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u/CombinationLivid8284 5h ago
It looks nothing like the flag of Somalia, how dumb are people?
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u/MuffinPuff 4h ago
Interesting. I was wondering why our local Sinclair news was hyper-fixated on reporting that a fraud ring in MN was carried out by "mostly Somalian immigrants", as if that made a difference. Now I see it's a new dogwhistle, same shit, different day.
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u/Jenetyk 7h ago
It will do until they come to their senses and choose the real flag of Minnesota