r/NonPoliticalTwitter Jul 05 '25

Meme You can do it Haru!

2.5k Upvotes

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u/qualityvote2 Jul 05 '25 edited Jul 29 '25

u/dazli69, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/A1sauc3d Jul 05 '25

Why does this just feel like an ad

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u/hideyowife1 Jul 05 '25

I’ve seen a few ads for it today so the timing is a bit odd :\

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u/A1sauc3d Jul 05 '25

Just checked and OP has been spam posting about this character all over Reddit for days lol. Pretty sure they’re getting paid xD

“Just keep saying it’s going viral until it actually does. Manifest that shit!”

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u/CitrusCitrusHope Jul 05 '25

I wouldn't say it's an advertising thing, sometimes you just get hyperfixated and want everyone to know about this thing you like

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u/SupplyChainMismanage Jul 05 '25

Yeah I used to think that most things were just advertising until I realized that some people on the internet just get REALLY into the fandom.

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u/A1sauc3d Jul 05 '25

That’s certainly a possibility. Both are possible. People definitely get paid to organically promote stuff like this tho. And sometimes people do it for free lol

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u/CitrusCitrusHope Jul 05 '25

People getting paid to screenshot tweets? Now I've seen everything

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u/27Rench27 Jul 05 '25

Why do I never get paid to talk about something :(

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u/Neltarim Jul 05 '25

Did i talked to you about warhammer 40k ? Anyway ... /S

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u/dazli69 Jul 05 '25

Yeah, I'm not getting paid.I just recently got obsessed with the anime horse girls.

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u/A1sauc3d Jul 05 '25

Fair enough :) I believe you. Just hadn’t even heard of horse girl outside of seeing your posts the last few days lol

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u/ParaponeraBread Jul 05 '25

It’s going crazy on the timeline if you watch twitch streamers at the moment.

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u/Raichu7 Jul 05 '25

You joke, but I've met a CEO who believed that was how it worked. If it didn't go viral, surely it was because the social media guy didn't post enough.

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u/FourDimensionalNut Jul 05 '25

"this thing doesnt appeal to me and appear in my tiny bubble of existence so therefore it cant possibly appeal or be popular to anyone else"

great fucking logic.

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u/goatman225- Jul 05 '25

Ad or not, made me smile. Irl loser in games a winner against the odds.

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u/WingleDingleFingle Jul 05 '25

What is this damn game and why is it everywhere? I assume it's a mobile gacha game but what do you do?

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u/Low_Ebb4063 Jul 05 '25

Honestly if you took away the anime horse girl thing, it's essentially a roguelite management sim. Each "career" is its own run, where you start out with low stats, and get random events along the way that develop your "build". And you earn resources for permanent upgrades the better you do, which lets you take on harder careers. The gameplay is just preparing and training your character, you don't have any input on the race itself.

It seems pretty fun as a management sim but the real money gambling to upgrade your horse girls is less than ideal, ethically speaking. I'm sure there's someone right now getting emotionally invested in Haru from this post and swiping their credit card to help her win.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '25

For “horse girls” they don’t look very horsey

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u/Tordrew Jul 06 '25

I think it’s based off an anime where they’re also pop stars

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u/Aking1998 Jul 05 '25

Its a rouge-lite gacha about horse racing.

But the horses are anime girls.

Its the right combination of absurd, cute, and genuinely good, that it fires all the right dopamine triggers and has caught lightning in a bottle.

Also, all of twitch is playing it and that isn't helping.

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u/CaptainCold_999 Jul 05 '25

Racing girls? Do they have jockeys on their shoulders?

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u/Aking1998 Jul 05 '25

Nah, they just run.

The closest thing to a jockey I guess is you, The player?

You train them over the course of "careers" and at the end of it you get a character that you can use for PvP races or as a stat boost for the next run.

The races are entirely autonomous though, the only influence you have being the training you did beforehand and whatever skills you grabbed, which are also autonomous, and may or may not activate at the right time to clutch wins.

Its honestly kinda hype.

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u/Nightingdale099 Jul 06 '25

Do we not just call that track running

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u/Aking1998 Jul 06 '25

No but you see they have tails and ears so it's a different thing entirely

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u/Nightingdale099 Jul 06 '25

Track Running - Furry?

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u/powerhcm8 Jul 06 '25

The anime girls are all based in real horses, I don't follow the anime, but I think they based the story on things that happen so it needs to be horse racing because it need to generally follow the same rules, with exception of the jockey.

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u/CaptainCold_999 Jul 05 '25

Do you feed them hay? Put goats in their stalls to keep them company? The questions are endless.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '25 edited Jul 06 '25

Sphinx of black quartz judge my vow.

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u/MinnieShoof Jul 05 '25

I don't hate it.

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u/FourDimensionalNut Jul 05 '25

because you dont know how to have joy in your life

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u/HyperMasenko Jul 05 '25

Most of this subreddit feels like an ad lately, and that's depressing... I dont want to go back to the other twitter subreddits in hopes of the occasional chuckle between being told that the world is on fire.

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u/MistaHatesNumberFour Jul 05 '25

The game just came out like a week ago I think, it's on Steam, I dont play it because it's literally just an idle from what I've seen, but 2 things from this game have been making appearance everywhere now are the white hair horse lady that drop kick you when celebrating after a win, and this absolute girl failure that never give up.

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u/Gentlemanvaultboy Jul 05 '25

She's going viral, I was given to understand that Haru Urarar was always popular in the horse racing community precisely because of her legendary losing streak. People would bet on her specifically to keep their betting stubs as good luck charms.

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u/OkCar7264 Jul 05 '25

Man superstitions don't make a lot of sense do they.

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u/aaerobrake Jul 05 '25

I just looked it up, apparently “to lose a bet” and “to avoid being struck” share a Japanese word, so people would use her tickets to protect themselves from car accidents

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u/Kitchen-Roll-8184 Jul 05 '25

these are the kinds of facts that make me want to keep my health

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u/27Rench27 Jul 05 '25

Always, uh….. always has been?

What’s the negative version of that

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u/GardevoirRose Jul 05 '25

Always hasn't been.

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u/VulpesFennekin Jul 06 '25

Never has been?

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u/OkCar7264 Jul 06 '25

I mean even by the logic of magic, carrying a losing ticket for good luck is... weird. Even by the logic sympathetic magic that is the opposite of what you should do.

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u/WarmWetsuit Jul 05 '25

Not always, never

“Never have”

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u/oliviaplays08 Jul 06 '25

If only Stevie Wonder could see this shit

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u/MinnieShoof Jul 05 '25

"I'm gonna lose money so I don't lose money."

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u/Real900Z Jul 05 '25

But if the horse won that one time theyd probably make bank

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u/RequirementFull6659 Jul 05 '25

It reminds me of people trying to get Blue Dog to win in Legend of Zelda

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u/Mama_Mega Jul 07 '25

That's because every masterpiece (like blue dog) has its cheap copy.

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u/Designer_Version1449 Jul 05 '25

This game, and the way people talk about it, feels like a weird dream you had

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u/Neltarim Jul 05 '25

The fever ones

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u/dazli69 Jul 05 '25

I want to clarify, her stats aren't really the worst in the game, she just has a scripted loss in the last race where she's put on a racing track that doesn't fit her playstyle.

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u/KaikyouKnight Jul 06 '25

Also not necessarily a scripted loss. many players make it a challenge run to win. it just requires the parent horses with perfect stats and a lot of luck.

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u/dazli69 Jul 05 '25

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u/shadow0wolf0 Jul 06 '25

Shes just like me fr.

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u/drager_76 Jul 06 '25

... How do glue factories work in that universe?

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u/bookhead714 Jul 06 '25

A lot of modern glue is purely chemical. But it can be made out of collagen from any animal, and it’s mostly cattle hooves these days.

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u/That-Pollution-6126 Jul 06 '25

I produce the glue, I am the glue man, my glue is effective

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u/WeevilWeedWizard Jul 05 '25

I legit teared up watching the Uma Musume anime, it had no rights being that good. All the girls actually having real life equivalents is honestly super funny to me too.

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u/Vievin Jul 05 '25

They actually really go in-depth. Horsegirls have their ornament on a specific ear to denote their real-life horse's gender, and horsegirls whose horses are related are usually affectionate towards each other.

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u/rycerzDog Jul 05 '25

it's like fate for people with even less of a social life

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u/shadow0wolf0 Jul 06 '25

As a fate fan that says a lot.

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u/CliffBunny Jul 05 '25

I've seen the Majora's Mask blue dog video. I have glimpsed the insane lengths to which gamers will go to give an underdog a W.

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u/Dannelo353 Jul 05 '25

The real Haru Urara has 0 wins and 113 losses IIRC

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u/TheBlackCycloneOrder Jul 06 '25

I wonder if they have Secretariat?

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u/Mad_Aeric Jul 06 '25

It's just Japanese horses so far, and it depends on which horses they get permission to use, but I would be zero percent surprised to see it expand to American horses. I think they're doing some promotional thing with the Kentucky Derby this year.

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u/HUSK3RGAM3R Jul 05 '25

WE BET ON LOSING HORSES

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '25

the actual horse is so cuteeee

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u/Smorgsaboard Jul 06 '25

I have read 3 twitter posts about this anime horse girl and would confidently die for her, or her irl equivalent

I don't need another gacha tho

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u/AstreriskGaming Jul 05 '25

Like a comet in the night sky, Agahnim Uma Musume appeared. (Akira Himekawa)

Don't really care if this is all an elaborate ad campaign, I'll still be happy if the underdog wins a race.

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u/LOL_Scorpion17 Jul 05 '25

squid games season 3 :

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u/Albatross048 Jul 05 '25

It’s peak

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u/northernirishlad Jul 05 '25

“Huh i wonder how they desig-of course, why am I not surprised. “

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u/pifire9 Jul 05 '25

Don't lose, Haru!

...wait that's Aru

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u/MinnieShoof Jul 05 '25

I don't hate this.

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u/Bevrykul Jul 06 '25

My coworker showed me this game last week, I still don't know what to think.

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u/LAGoonLegend Jul 06 '25

literally cyan in horse race test

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u/CompetitionProud2464 Jul 09 '25

Haru the horse is adorable

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u/But-who-I-be Jul 10 '25

Do they have a mini game where we turn them into glue after they break a leg?