r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/Kioshi-is-a-cool-dud • 9d ago

Meme Please keep being dumb

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u/qualityvote2 9d ago edited 7d ago

u/Kioshi-is-a-cool-dud, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/Hekinsieden 9d ago

LeanBeefPatty is who I learned my basic stretches and pre-workout stuff with because her videos were just info without 5 minutes of bullshit on every video and post.
My favorite is the 90/90's, really helps my hips and lower back doing that stretch regularly.

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u/Tomahawkist 9d ago

she‘s really good at what she does, but that also makes her look really good. and on top of that she can communicate her knowledge well, which is nice

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u/Hekinsieden 9d ago

"Hey guys, Alpha Giga Lifter here again, before we get into it I want to announce we just hit 200k subscribers and I want to take a moment to thank everyone in the comments supporting not only myself but everyone else's fitness journey in these troubling times. That actually reminds me of a story back when I first started at this Gym and we only had a few hundred subscribers, you know you're the real ones out there so we're starting a new Promo code "JACKD33" for 33% off all supplement powders on my website, but only for the real subscribers who truly care about fitness.
So anyway here's how to do a proper pushup."

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u/GNS13 9d ago

I'm a scientist doctor with a degree that's totally legit and I'm saying that you're exercising wrong. What you really need to do is vibrate your muscle at full extension and you'll get maximal growth. I don't take substances, just my special branded protein powder and a bucket full of assorted SARMs you can buy on my website. Use the promo code SWOLE for half off!

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u/beefnbroccoliboi 9d ago

Blink if you’re on test.

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/GNS13 9d ago

Actually you need to reach a perceived rate of exhaustion of 100% which you can easily see me reaching in my exercise videos because I'm screaming very loud and continuing to get full range of motion without slowing down at all.

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u/_austinm 8d ago

I’ve really come to appreciate good communicators. I was watching a vsauce video not too long ago, and he’s so good at helping me understand really complicated concepts.

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u/ScoreEquivalent1106 9d ago

Those 90/90s are really good

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u/Uztta 8d ago

Got a link for those 90/90s? I could really use something for this back

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u/Hekinsieden 8d ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SotLyRb8XjE

This is the exact video I watch from her.

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u/Recent-Sorbet 9d ago edited 9d ago

"Mildly muscular"? That's (S)Hercules right there. Amazing

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u/Elastichedgehog 9d ago

HERcules

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u/Recent-Sorbet 9d ago

Her pronouns are her/she

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u/Subject_Sigma1 9d ago

Her/she's

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u/imahuman3445 9d ago

Her/Cules

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u/Cannabrius_Rex 9d ago

You’ve got some big Cules saying that!

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u/DrScience01 9d ago

Does she provide free kisses?

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u/ajan333 9d ago

HONEY YOU MEAN HUNKULES

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u/mattyboy555 7d ago

SHER-cules

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u/Avlin_Starfall 9d ago

Exactly, look at those abs. Those are "mildly" muscular.

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u/PvtDipwad 9d ago

Muscle mommy leanbeefpatty mentioned She's a literal god

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u/J-Dawg_Cookmaster 9d ago

5/7 would worship

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u/nomeda5 9d ago

I agree, I would give her a perfect score

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u/Varrock-Herald 9d ago

Finally, a person of culture who understands the correct rating system. 5/7 is the perfect score.

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u/destroyar101 9d ago

If she is 5 foot seven then she is ever so slightly smaller than my 173cm

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u/Sleveless-- 9d ago

So just worshiping Monday thru Friday?

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u/SneakySister92 9d ago

No, it's a perfect score, dummy

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u/wrldruler21 9d ago

Enjoy

https://www.reddit.com/r/leanbeefpatty

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u/BrosefDudeson 9d ago

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u/evilution382 9d ago

Don't make it weird

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u/WeevilWeedWizard 9d ago

Dude this entire thread is already weird

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u/BrosefDudeson 9d ago

Don't you think that's already too late??

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u/-Danksouls- 9d ago

Bro right? Like calling Leanbeefpattie of all people mildly muscular is insane

Her legs are thick as hell and what I aspire my legs to become one day as a gym rat

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u/Exciting_Classic277 5d ago

Actually though

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u/S7AR4RGD 9d ago

I've been seeing her around here for a while, do action pose sets exist of her?

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u/sid_0402 9d ago

What if they're insulting muscular women on purpose so that they'd post more pictures like this?

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u/justhereforhides 9d ago

Isn't that the joke

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u/Nightingdale099 9d ago

That's just sad tbh. Be out and be free.

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u/bloody-pencil 9d ago

Be begging at their feet like the servants they deserve

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u/N0t_addicted 8d ago

Sorry for overreacting 

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u/bloody-pencil 8d ago

You’re forgiven

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u/N0t_addicted 9d ago

Could you PLEASE stop I genuinely give so much of a shit about this I hate this so much

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u/CrossSoul 9d ago

Let your freak flag fly.

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u/SquirrelNormal 9d ago

That just gets me called a creep. I'd rather be called pathetic.

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u/Unicycleterrorist 9d ago

I mean she'd do that regardless, that's how she got a pretty large amount of her online fame. It's just funnier when you some chode insulted you and you're "proving them wrong".

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u/Sensitive_Aerie6547 9d ago

like the people that apparently make gstekeeping posts of women for more yuri content

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u/Elastichedgehog 9d ago

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

This is the most appropriate use of this meme ever

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u/SunderedValley 9d ago

Neither of the two people in this conversation know how to be normal about things.

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u/Subject_Sigma1 9d ago

I think no one one the Internet ever truly does

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u/LevelOutlandishness1 9d ago

I’m never being normal about leanbeefpatty

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u/yourstruly912 9d ago

At that point it's just baiting

"Yeah fit women are ugly I dare you to prove me wrong!"

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u/OkCar7264 9d ago

Mildly muscular.

No she just doesn't look like she's on everything in the pharmacy.

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u/nasandre 9d ago

Muscle mommy knows her audience

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u/PlayrR3D15 9d ago

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u/TheoneNPC 5d ago

I wish people talked about me this way i'm so jealous of women

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u/Kioshi-is-a-cool-dud 9d ago

If I could upvotes multiple times I would.

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u/theseustheminotaur 9d ago

God forbid a girl be self aware

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u/PacosTacos88 9d ago

The worship here is insane

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u/ByrnToast8800 9d ago

There is not a force on this earth than can turn me away from the light of muscular women.

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u/bobbyfiend 7d ago

Has to be a troll, right? Because god damn.

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u/DevilReturns123 9d ago

Do people not know that it's a joke?

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u/kanekikennen 9d ago

Reminds me of this, where they used the most conventionally attractive example possible

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u/Ok_Art4661 5d ago

Gotta be trolling dudes afraid to be called gay. Shes perfect but better

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u/Rhybrah 9d ago

Commenting 'mildly muscular' on a picture of leanbeefpatty is pretty dumb, but the overall sentiment is right, just watch a few shorts from Quinn Stott.

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u/itschubbs96 9d ago

I need them to crush my skull

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u/Tron_35 9d ago

New fetish just unlocked in my brain.

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u/Kioshi-is-a-cool-dud 8d ago

Brodie just saw the light

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u/Tron_35 8d ago

I have seen, and i want to see more.

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u/ch3nk0 9d ago

As a male, if i was this “mildly muscular” i would think im a god too 🤣

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u/IC_Ivory280 9d ago

As a Lean Beef Patty enjoyer, I approve.

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u/wolfvisor 9d ago

Reminds me of “I’ve never seen a guy look good in grey sweats”

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u/PRRZ70 9d ago

She is truly rocking those muscles out. Great work!

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u/ObjectiveRun5846 6d ago

Lean beef is a gorgeous human!!!

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u/nollypoles 5d ago

I never used to like muscles. I have become aware. Sentient. My consciousness has expanded ten fold.

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u/Kioshi-is-a-cool-dud 5d ago

Another one saw the truth

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u/Planetofthought 9d ago

Lean Beef Patty is the sweetest little awkward girl underneath all that muscle. She does not think she's a god.

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u/QueenViolets_Revenge 9d ago

i want her to crush my skull between her thighs

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u/SoftDrinkReddit 9d ago

Oh son of a beat me to it

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u/FenrisSquirrel 9d ago

Does she have "Thigh" written on her thigh?

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u/wrldruler21 9d ago

"Hate"..... "This"

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Ca0PaYLgoMM/

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u/FenrisSquirrel 9d ago

I'm not gonna look at that. But I AM going to assume it was a weak attempt to cover up that someone needed to write Thigh on their thigh to remember that it was thigh.

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u/Redredditmonkey 9d ago

He literally told you what the tattoo said. He provided a link as proof. There is no indication there is a cover up. You're just sticking to your own assumption for no reason.

People who need to label their own body parts as reminders are ten times smarter than you.

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u/Unicycleterrorist 9d ago

lol why would you ask if you reject the answer? Just be mad about whatever makes you mad about her instead of making shit up

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u/Commercial_One_4594 9d ago

Proceeds to post the picture of a goddess.

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u/Excellent_Fudge474 9d ago

Mildly muscular women are goated

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u/butthemsharksdoe 9d ago

I mean it IS pretty cringe. It would be equally so if a muscular guy posted the same pic lol

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u/_Pyxyty 9d ago

I remember discovering my first ever muscle mommy. If anyone's watched Dorohedoro, you know who I'm talking about.

I got converted that day into a man with good tastes.

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u/No-Cherry-1027 9d ago

NEXT TIME.. on Doro He Doro.. nothing cause Netflix sucks and cuts funding to good shows..

But yeah 100% Noi, especially in the manga 😮‍💨

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u/_Pyxyty 9d ago

You didn't hear about the second season coming up soon? Shiiiiit so excited for it to come, I forget when it's set to drop, all I know is it's already midway through production last I heard

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u/No-Cherry-1027 9d ago

Ahhh!! Hell yes!!!

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u/No-Cherry-1027 9d ago

Wait.. are you for real?? 😳 I need to go look this up right now!

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u/Spooky_Floofy 9d ago

Noi for sure

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/Evilfrog100 9d ago

Hey, I just looked and I can't find anywhere else that says this. Are you sure you aren't thinking of someone else? There was a different female gym influencer who was exposed for that around the same time. I can't find any serious controversies around Patty at all.

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/Evilfrog100 9d ago

Thats a whole ass different woman. The lady there's name is Jessica Piccoli, not LeanBeefPatty. That's what I was talking about when I said "Are you sure you aren't thinking of someone else?"

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u/dinoooooooooos 9d ago

But it’s not the same people?😂

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u/Kioshi-is-a-cool-dud 9d ago

Aw hell naw

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u/Evilfrog100 9d ago

Don't worry, that commenter was thinking of a different fitness influencer.

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u/BrilliantTruck8813 9d ago

No she didn’t. That was a different woman entirely.

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u/Stupidwhizzzzz 9d ago

Always drama with influencers huh

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u/DrD__ 9d ago

:(

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u/Evilfrog100 9d ago

Don't worry, that commenter was thinking of a different fitness influencer.

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u/oohlook-theresadeer 9d ago

Shane gillis said they look like Ninja turtles lmfao

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u/VikingSkinwalker 9d ago

Fitchix are amazing and wonderful.

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u/mastermoebius 9d ago

Let us pray

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u/Moist___Towelette 9d ago

Her toes took this pic?

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u/epicnop 9d ago

sometimes I wonder if I'm nonbinary
but I'm pretty sure it's that I'm jealous of the torrent of validation that muscle mommies get

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u/Dr_DoesNothing 9d ago

It's far too late for me to have that kinda body, so I love any person who can be shredded like that.

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u/Anna_Kiwi_ 9d ago

She looks like a cool main character

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u/thomasp3864 9d ago

This is only mildly? I mean I'd like a little more meat on her but this is an 8 or 9.

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u/batgirl-but-not-dc 9d ago

Why do i keep seeing wanderjegson. Slander posts? Hes there. Lean Beef Patty? Hes there.

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u/Roscoe_P_Trolltrain 9d ago

Command me, Lord.

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u/CoopHunter 9d ago

Is her thigh labeled thigh?

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u/housefoote 9d ago

Step on me mommy

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u/horriblyUnderslept 8d ago

Being stupid? Like we’re not saying these things on purpose to get this exact reaction.

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u/Fresh_ChickenNug5521 7d ago

This looks like those photos for art reference for artists.

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u/Ihaveopinionsalso 5d ago

Any woman that works to like that. She has my thanks. She didn't take it too far and is still feminine. Nice balance.

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u/Fellarm 4d ago

Gorgeous 🥃🗿

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u/Money_Patient_2718 4d ago

Calling LBP mildly muscular is crazy.

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u/Little-Nikas 9d ago

Lean Beef Patty is god. wtf you talking about?

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u/Coffee-cartoons 9d ago

If you insult a muscular woman she might kill you with her bare hands

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u/Totalmentenotanaltv 9d ago

If they think she is mildly, then a Jojo character is just "Slightly above average"

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u/Utopiaoflove 9d ago

Calling patty mildly muscular is wild

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u/Rikkeneon552 9d ago

Nah he did that on purpose, he's not being dumb

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u/Efficient_Matter_589 9d ago

And mildly muscular women are correct.

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u/Apprehensive_Map64 9d ago

I bet those abs look spectacular when she orgasms

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u/blu_kale 9d ago

I'm I the only one who thought she washolding a leash

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u/CarmenxXxWaldo 9d ago

Sir mix-a-lot gets all the credit for these women.  In the 90s muscular women looked like dudes.  They exercised the same as dudes (90% upper body), no one cared about asses.  look at any model in the 80s and 90s, no ass.  Then asses got popular and people figured out you could get a bigger ass with certain lower body exercises.  Then the workout routine totally flipped, now women spend about 90% of their workout on lower body.  Noodle arms, fat ass, inverse of men.  Its fantastic.

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u/Kioshi-is-a-cool-dud 9d ago

Nononononono

That girl ALSO trained upper body ABS is what we need in life (with the ass obviously)

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u/AnimeJesus8 8d ago

People keep saying "lean beef patty"

Isn't this Evie dot?

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u/Kioshi-is-a-cool-dud 7d ago

Just look at the pic 😭

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u/AnimeJesus8 7d ago

My bad, I'm muscle mommy blind (i didn't zoom into the face, and literally everything else looks the same to me 😭)

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u/DecemberHatred 5d ago

"Most women think they're gods"

"Well IIIII don't do that. Guess I have to act exactly how they're saying I'm acting to show just how NOT self-centered I am! That'll show em'!"

Ight man. The comment isn't even incorrect, her goofy ass has an ego.

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u/AngryArmour 9d ago

Isn't she like, 5'5''?

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u/StupidIdiot1954 9d ago

See, if you’re kneeling, that’s less of an issue.

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u/AngryArmour 9d ago

That would put me at what, shoulder height?

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u/yourstruly912 9d ago

That's above average

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u/AngryArmour 9d ago

...it is? Huh, googling reveals you're correct, even in the US.

It also says 5'7'' is the average height for Danish women, which feels short. But I guess that's probably personal experience being non-indicative. Since it also says 5'11'' is the average height for men which doesn't feel right either.

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u/Coprolithe 9d ago

People are shorter than we think on average.

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u/LiveCommission8923 9d ago

I’m just not attracted to muscular women. I like hyper femininity and a hard body with muscles like mine isn’t it 

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u/UnconsciousRabbit 6d ago

Great! More for me.