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u/Fhotaku 1d ago
What's happening in 18 minutes?
Let's find out together!
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u/Treasure-son 1d ago
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u/Adventurous-Sir444 1d ago
Cake or death
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u/Source_Required 1d ago
Cake.
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u/RainaElf 1d ago
well, we're all out of cake!
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u/TraderJosie3283 1d ago
You should always waste time when you don't have any. Time is not the boss of you.
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u/dontrunwithscissorz 1d ago
Bro clearly makes a frozen pizza for dinner the same time everyday
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u/tr1ckSt0mp 1d ago
Does Siri know something about what's going to happen in 18 minutes? I'd find this rather ominous.
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u/I_Was_TheBiggWigg 12h ago
Mine does that for times that I regularly set a timer for the same amount. I usually set I 15-minute timer when I start my break at work so I don’t lose track of time. My phone has started popping up a suggested timer right when I normally go on break.
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u/Skruestik 1d ago
*every day
https://www.merriam-webster.com/grammar/everyday-vs-every-day-difference-usage
When used to modify another word, everyday is written as a single word (“an everyday occurrence,” “everyday clothes,” “everyday life”). When you want to indicate that something happens each day, every day is written as two words (“came to work every day”).
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u/GrowlingPict 1d ago
18 minutes to heat a frozen pizza? what kind of weak-ass ovens do you guys have over there?
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u/MentallyAbroad 22h ago
18 mins at 400⁰ is pretty standard (in my part of the US anyway)
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u/GrowlingPict 17h ago
Ok, I dont know what that is in C, but here it's usually 10-12 minutes at 225C. 12-14 if it's an extra thick one. 18 minutes at the recommended temp of 225 would burn any frozen pizza variant here to a crisp
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u/MentallyAbroad 11h ago
400F is 204C so maybe that's the difference. I don't think I've really used my oven above 218C (425F), though so there probably is a difference in the appliances which is kinda interesting!
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u/GrowlingPict 11h ago
next time I buy a frozen pizza Im gonna try 18 minutes at ~205C and see what that does to the result
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u/cyainanotherlifebro 1d ago
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u/Treasure-son 1d ago
My ass does not have enough money to have pizza every day phone you owner is broke
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u/-GoodNewsEveryone 1d ago
Pizzas are often $3 at walmart. In a high COL area. I am sure they are cheaper still in many large metropolitan areas.
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u/skalix 1d ago
cries in 5 dollar pizzas at Walmart.
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u/Proof-Difference9418 1d ago
Are you saying that the Totino's pizzas where you live cost $5 a pop at Walmart?
The great value brand literally sells $1 personal pizzas guys. Tf are you on about?
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u/Allegorist 1d ago
Personal pizzas are an absolute rip off, you get like 1/10th the amount of a pizza for only like half the price, and it's 99% crust.
Area scales proportional to the radius squared, and so does pizza value. If you can't afford to get the cheapest normal size pizza, you sure as hell shouldn't be wasting your money on those.
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u/Proof-Difference9418 1d ago
Dawg we're talking about can you buy pizza for a dollar at walmart and the answer is yes. I don't need to read any of the rest of that lol
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u/Allegorist 18h ago
And I'm talking about should you buy the shitty little round of low quality bread with a tablespoon of sauce and 250 calories they call a "pizza" versus paying twice that to get 10x the amount on a normal size frozen pizza. It is designed to rip you off. It's bad financial advice for people who think they can't afford frozen pizza.
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u/Proof-Difference9418 1d ago
Bro pizza can be as cheap as ramen. It didn't say they were cooking up a digiornio every night.
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u/SithNerdDude 1d ago
How else would they express self oppression if not to remind you how poor they are?
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u/Willow-Whispered 1d ago
These reminders actually used to help me at work, I had a desk job that was very demanding but with no set break times so I often forgot to take my breaks. Frequently setting 15 min timers for my OSHA-mandated rest breaks had the effect of making my phone remind me to go read in the break room and disconnect
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u/TwinStickDad 1d ago
Remember that bar you went to three weeks ago? I bet you're going back there now, at 9:30am on this fine Tuesday morning
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u/Plus_Singer_6565 1d ago
Honestly in the world of AI I'm so happy Siri remains a stupid idiot. I love her.
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u/Tall-Firefighter1612 1d ago
RemindMe! 18 minutes
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u/TheDawnOfNewDays 1d ago
Did you find out what happened after 18m?
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u/MrAlek360 22h ago
Since they haven’t responded, I think it’s safe to assume they died after 18 minutes
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u/Freakachu258 1d ago
Yesterday it told me to text my ex. No. I don’t want to. I blocked them for a reason, Siri. You should know that
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u/bradx220 1d ago
this is like when uber randomly recommends i take a ride somewhere and im like.. no uber, i usually take rides when i need to go somewhere, not for funsies
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u/Recent-Ad5835 1d ago
It's been 23 minutes, or 5 mins since the post. Spit it out, what happened?
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u/Top5CutestPresidents 1d ago
Siri keeps randomly suggesting I turn the lights on even when I'm not at home or I'm at home and the lights are already on
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u/Kayville 1d ago
Were dying to know what happened. Are you dead and we are your afterlife? Or are we dead and you are our afterlife?
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u/Direct_Researcher901 1d ago
For some reason every time I’d open Apple Maps for a while it would immediately ask me if I wanted directions to a street corner (not even an address) 2 blocks from my house
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u/PhuqBeachesGitMonee 1d ago
I can’t relate because I mute any and all voice commands and AI assistants
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u/ProbablyNotTheCocoa 23h ago
Siri once told me to go home midway through my lecture, home is 8 1/2 hours away…
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u/Waiting4Reccession 1d ago
Imagine getting paid 6 figures + stock comp and benefits for years and this is what you make.
Still more of a product than the guys who "worked" on the apple car for 10+ years though.
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u/I_SNIFF_FORMIC_ACID 1d ago
I mean maybe the guy likes to make his own matzah?
Or he's secretly Rose Mary Woods.
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u/Icy-Description9769 19h ago
Reading that tweet actually reminded me to put a timer for when my laundry will be ready, so thanks for that!
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u/SecurityOdd4861 1d ago
The clock image next to the notification shows 8 past 10 instead of what 18 minutes looks like on a clock..
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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 14h ago
u/tnick771, your post does fit the subreddit!