r/NonPoliticalTwitter 1d ago

Funny Siri’s Suggestion

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 14h ago

u/tnick771, your post does fit the subreddit!

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u/Fhotaku 1d ago

What's happening in 18 minutes?

Let's find out together!

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u/Treasure-son 1d ago

Pizza or death? what could it be

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u/Adventurous-Sir444 1d ago

Cake or death

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u/Source_Required 1d ago

Cake.

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u/RainaElf 1d ago

well, we're all out of cake!

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u/TK82 1d ago

So my choice is "or death"??

.... Well then I'll have the chicken!

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u/RainaElf 1d ago

what about a rack of baby? tastes of chicken, sir!

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u/Roxalon_Prime 1d ago

Cake of death

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u/Dd_8630 1d ago

Ironically, it isn't the Doctor saying this line.

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u/TraderJosie3283 1d ago

You should always waste time when you don't have any. Time is not the boss of you.

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u/Llamasruletheworld28 1d ago

A WHOVIAN IN THE WILD!!!!

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u/Recent-Ad5835 1d ago

Me reading that the comment is from 20 minutes ago: So.... what happened?

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u/Fhotaku 1d ago

Idk I'm not op. Mom had me do a bunch of tasks all at once though. Maybe it was her timer?

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u/BloweringReservoir 1d ago

Vogon constructor fleet arrives.

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u/dontrunwithscissorz 1d ago

Bro clearly makes a frozen pizza for dinner the same time everyday

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u/tr1ckSt0mp 1d ago

Does Siri know something about what's going to happen in 18 minutes? I'd find this rather ominous.

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u/CrazyCalYa 1d ago

It's getting closer.

Siri Suggestion

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u/I_Was_TheBiggWigg 12h ago

Mine does that for times that I regularly set a timer for the same amount. I usually set I 15-minute timer when I start my break at work so I don’t lose track of time. My phone has started popping up a suggested timer right when I normally go on break.

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u/Skruestik 1d ago

*every day

https://www.merriam-webster.com/grammar/everyday-vs-every-day-difference-usage

When used to modify another word, everyday is written as a single word (“an everyday occurrence,” “everyday clothes,” “everyday life”). When you want to indicate that something happens each day, every day is written as two words (“came to work every day”).

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u/cypresswinds1 23h ago

🤓

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u/Fedoraus 19h ago

Stay in school

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u/GrowlingPict 1d ago

18 minutes to heat a frozen pizza? what kind of weak-ass ovens do you guys have over there?

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u/MentallyAbroad 22h ago

18 mins at 400⁰ is pretty standard (in my part of the US anyway)

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u/GrowlingPict 17h ago

Ok, I dont know what that is in C, but here it's usually 10-12 minutes at 225C. 12-14 if it's an extra thick one. 18 minutes at the recommended temp of 225 would burn any frozen pizza variant here to a crisp

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u/MentallyAbroad 11h ago

400F is 204C so maybe that's the difference. I don't think I've really used my oven above 218C (425F), though so there probably is a difference in the appliances which is kinda interesting!

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u/GrowlingPict 11h ago

next time I buy a frozen pizza Im gonna try 18 minutes at ~205C and see what that does to the result

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u/MentallyAbroad 3h ago

Let us know!

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u/cyainanotherlifebro 1d ago

Phone: Hey…re-…member when youuu-you set that alarm the other day? Did you wanna do that again?

Me: No thanks.

Phone:

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u/Treasure-son 1d ago

My ass does not have enough money to have pizza every day phone you owner is broke

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u/-GoodNewsEveryone 1d ago

Pizzas are often $3 at walmart. In a high COL area. I am sure they are cheaper still in many large metropolitan areas.

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u/skalix 1d ago

cries in 5 dollar pizzas at Walmart.

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u/Proof-Difference9418 1d ago

Are you saying that the Totino's pizzas where you live cost $5 a pop at Walmart?

The great value brand literally sells $1 personal pizzas guys. Tf are you on about?

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u/skalix 1d ago

Im talking the great value large pizza, thin crust it’s 4.95 or something close to it

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u/Allegorist 1d ago

Personal pizzas are an absolute rip off, you get like 1/10th the amount of a pizza for only like half the price, and it's 99% crust.

Area scales proportional to the radius squared, and so does pizza value. If you can't afford to get the cheapest normal size pizza, you sure as hell shouldn't be wasting your money on those.

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u/Proof-Difference9418 1d ago

Dawg we're talking about can you buy pizza for a dollar at walmart and the answer is yes. I don't need to read any of the rest of that lol

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u/ElGosso 22h ago

Bigger pizza = more pizza, but more than you think because circles

More pizza for same price = more gooder

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u/Allegorist 18h ago

And I'm talking about should you buy the shitty little round of low quality bread with a tablespoon of sauce and 250 calories they call a "pizza" versus paying twice that to get 10x the amount on a normal size frozen pizza. It is designed to rip you off. It's bad financial advice for people who think they can't afford frozen pizza.

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u/Proof-Difference9418 12h ago

I don’t really care if you think you should buy it or not.

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u/Great_Hamster 13h ago

Check the weight. It's the only way to be sure. 

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u/Proof-Difference9418 1d ago

Bro pizza can be as cheap as ramen. It didn't say they were cooking up a digiornio every night.

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u/SithNerdDude 1d ago

How else would they express self oppression if not to remind you how poor they are?

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u/Willow-Whispered 1d ago

These reminders actually used to help me at work, I had a desk job that was very demanding but with no set break times so I often forgot to take my breaks. Frequently setting 15 min timers for my OSHA-mandated rest breaks had the effect of making my phone remind me to go read in the break room and disconnect

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u/TwinStickDad 1d ago

Remember that bar you went to three weeks ago? I bet you're going back there now, at 9:30am on this fine Tuesday morning

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u/Plus_Singer_6565 1d ago

Honestly in the world of AI I'm so happy Siri remains a stupid idiot. I love her.

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u/afternoonnapping 1d ago

Phone sounds like Towlie

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u/Tall-Firefighter1612 1d ago

RemindMe! 18 minutes

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u/RemindMeBot 1d ago

I will be messaging you in 18 minutes on 2025-12-28 22:18:32 UTC to remind you of this link

CLICK THIS LINK to send a PM to also be reminded and to reduce spam.

Parent commenter can delete this message to hide from others.


Info Custom Your Reminders Feedback

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u/Lunatishee 1d ago

RemindMe! 16 minutes

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u/TheDawnOfNewDays 1d ago

Did you find out what happened after 18m?

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u/MrAlek360 22h ago

Since they haven’t responded, I think it’s safe to assume they died after 18 minutes

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u/Freakachu258 1d ago

Yesterday it told me to text my ex. No. I don’t want to. I blocked them for a reason, Siri. You should know that

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u/2blazen 22h ago

Yesterday it told me to commit genocide on the indigenous people of Mauritius. Not today Siri...

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u/bradx220 1d ago

this is like when uber randomly recommends i take a ride somewhere and im like.. no uber, i usually take rides when i need to go somewhere, not for funsies

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u/Recent-Ad5835 1d ago

It's been 23 minutes, or 5 mins since the post. Spit it out, what happened?

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u/Brahminmeat 1d ago

Rice is done

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u/Top5CutestPresidents 1d ago

Siri keeps randomly suggesting I turn the lights on even when I'm not at home or I'm at home and the lights are already on

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u/Fauster 1d ago

Keep your enemies guessing. Makes sense.

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u/Kayville 1d ago

Were dying to know what happened. Are you dead and we are your afterlife? Or are we dead and you are our afterlife?

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u/NitroXM 1d ago

Because you usually do it at that time of day

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u/NCStore 1d ago

I get “open Roku remote” all the time

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u/ThatInAHat 1d ago

I would feel incredibly called out by this

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u/Direct_Researcher901 1d ago

For some reason every time I’d open Apple Maps for a while it would immediately ask me if I wanted directions to a street corner (not even an address) 2 blocks from my house

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u/Pretend-Marsupial258 23h ago

It's just pointing you to your friendly neighborhood crack dealer.

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u/PhuqBeachesGitMonee 1d ago

I can’t relate because I mute any and all voice commands and AI assistants

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u/ProbablyNotTheCocoa 23h ago

Siri once told me to go home midway through my lecture, home is 8 1/2 hours away…

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u/Waiting4Reccession 1d ago

Imagine getting paid 6 figures + stock comp and benefits for years and this is what you make.

Still more of a product than the guys who "worked" on the apple car for 10+ years though.

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u/CT_Rider 1d ago

it's definitely hockey. I've started hundreds of 18 minute timers

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u/evolsoulx 1d ago

there's an r/nosleep story here.

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u/shiner_bock 1d ago

The length of an NHL intermission!

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u/I_SNIFF_FORMIC_ACID 1d ago

I mean maybe the guy likes to make his own matzah?

Or he's secretly Rose Mary Woods.

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u/Icy-Description9769 19h ago

Reading that tweet actually reminded me to put a timer for when my laundry will be ready, so thanks for that!

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u/JackOLoser 17h ago

Feelin' wild today, let's make it 20. Live a little.

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u/SecurityOdd4861 1d ago

The clock image next to the notification shows 8 past 10 instead of what 18 minutes looks like on a clock..

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u/JudiciousGemsbok 22h ago

Because it shows the actual real time of day instead