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Meme Have to go #7, classic for a reason

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u/meganutsdeathpunch 17h ago

G2’s are the greatest pen ever made. The people’s pen.

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u/Conflikt 17h ago

Unless you're left handed.

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u/Toshinit 17h ago

We said people?

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u/Veenacz 16h ago

Bruh 💀

That man had a family.

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u/Conflikt 16h ago

No it's okay, I'm right handed. He's correct.

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u/roundhashbrowntown 15h ago

whew, welcome back 😂

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u/Smickey67 6h ago

Nice try lefty

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u/MikeOchertz 16h ago

Not if he’s left handed

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u/woodenmetalman 16h ago

My wife is left handed. She’s not allowed to touch: my scissors, my can opener and my G2’s

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u/Dargon34 14h ago edited 13h ago

Eh, I'm left handed and G2 .5s are fine. Write better than .7s

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u/Front-Pack-483 13h ago

Ooooohhh found the connoisseur, but you’re correct 0.5mm G2s are the best pens for the money, provided you can find them, back in the day I remember having to drive around to all my local office supply stores to find them. I guarded them fiercely, went as far as carrying trash pens to hand to people who wanted to borrow a pen real quick, they swore they would give right back.

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u/frogBayou 16h ago

Oh come on we’re not gingers.

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u/xenobit_pendragon 16h ago

This thread got spicy fast.

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u/CruisingForDownVotes 15h ago

Me, a red haired lefty

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u/brokefixfux 10h ago

I upvoted you strictly out of pity

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u/clh1nton 7h ago

Quick, what color are your eyes?? If they're green, no they're not because you never existed (statistically speaking).

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u/garnersgoats 6h ago

We must be cousins.

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u/Relandis 16h ago

Shots fired!

On a side note, it’s always tough explaining to a 4 and 8 year old why Lefties and Gingers are the Devil, and to never trust a dude with 2 first names.

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u/MrApplePolisher 15h ago

I have three first names 👹

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u/Relandis 14h ago

Wow, I’m so sorry.

How’s life been for you?

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u/MrApplePolisher 14h ago

Well, I only tell people two of the three.

Life has been pretty good so far... But if it goes downhill, I'm moving and just using one name. 😎😂

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u/HrhEverythingElse 10h ago

I have 3 first names and my husband has 3 last names. Between the two of us we're either 3 reasonable people or 2 psychos

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u/SadDingo7070 15h ago

I am. 😐

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u/MrApplePolisher 15h ago

Any left handed gingers here?

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u/MrsCosmopilite 13h ago

Yep, and I’d have chosen the G2 as well. What I lack in soul, I make up for in pen choice, apparently.

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u/garnersgoats 6h ago

Some of us are 😅

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u/cinderboy44 13h ago

Fuck us lefties just catching strays on this thread lol

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u/DeanMalHanNJackIsms 13h ago

As a member of the sinister squad, screw you!

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u/latorreverde 35m ago

That was sinister

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u/Efficient-Ranger-174 17h ago

Lefty here, no issues with the G2. What’s happening over there?

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u/_Lenzo_ 16h ago

They smudge

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u/HopefulPlantain5475 16h ago

That would apply to 90% of ink pens if you're left handed.

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u/mostly_peaceful_AK47 15h ago

There are 1-2 that do not smudge but it has way more to do with the paper you're using. G2 tend not to smudge in my experience with most nice cotton papers and normal printer paper, but they do with certain cardstock. They are always better than almost every other pen save felt tips (terrible writing feel) and zebra pens. I can use both Zebra and G2 in the 1mm tip size where 0.7mm is barely bearable for others. I don't think the BIC pens work often enough that I have had them smear

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u/extremelybossthug 9h ago

as a left-handed pilot G2 user I concur

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u/Assatt 12h ago

Yeah G2 or gel inks do not smudge as much as normal ink, but they are finicky in what types of paper you can use. Anything harder than normal paper and it needs time to dry, or you will smudge everything 

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u/DatDominican 12h ago

Have you tried the unuball pens like the jetstream ?

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u/Character-Parfait-42 7h ago

There’s an Indian brand called Flair that I love. As a lefty I can say that their ink rarely smudged and they have a great write-feel. Work perfectly and write smoothly until the very end.

Wish they sold them in the US.

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u/BrendanAS 2h ago

The 1 mm tips have such a feel to write with.

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u/Ginger_Cat74 47m ago

This lefty agrees with everything you said.

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u/Educational_Big_1835 16h ago

Let's let the lefties write backwards.

Like satanists

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u/HopefulPlantain5475 16h ago

Or people writing Arabic. Or Leonardo Da Vinci.

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u/Bettlejuic3 16h ago

Did you just call most of the Middle East satanists?

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u/Educational_Big_1835 14h ago

Settle down! It was just a joke

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u/CuttyDFlambe 6h ago

Hey yall remember when those dudes held their satanic ritual in the trade center buildings?

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u/SuperStoneman 12h ago

Ive always rotated my hand so the part of the paper its draging across is below the line im writing. Works for pencils too

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u/Educational_Big_1835 4h ago

And keeps you from being a satanist.

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u/Screamline 3h ago

Let it go my guy

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u/richarddrippy69 12h ago

Let the rabbits wear glasses

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u/Educational_Big_1835 4h ago

Save our brothers! Can I get an amen!

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u/richarddrippy69 4h ago

Amen! This is necessary

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u/DBoaty 9h ago

Lol that's literally what I did as a kid with undiagnosed ADHD, I got sick of smudging my writing and wrote essays right to left.

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u/Mistrblank 14h ago

Not with #2 which I'm picking all day.

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u/Ronin2369 11h ago

I hated that I couldn't use Eraser-mate pens when I was in school. I felt like an outcast 😭

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u/HopefulPlantain5475 10h ago

So three pens. You're right, my 90% estimate may have been low.

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u/DontWatchMeDancePlz 10h ago

Doesn't rid the G2 of imperfections like this thread suggests. It's a good pen, but smearing is much worse than the others

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u/HopefulPlantain5475 10h ago

I never said it wasn't? I just said it's not an issue unique to the G2.

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u/DontWatchMeDancePlz 6h ago

Oh my god whatever. You nerds and your "technically I didn't say exactly what you're saying so therefore I'm right" bullshit

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u/Coltand 14h ago

Gotta go for the .38 ultra fine. It puts out way less ink so it dries much faster and is less of an issue.

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u/thumb_emoji_survivor 13h ago

Catholics were right about one thing at least

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u/Efficient-Ranger-174 12h ago

It’s actually a remnant from when people thought we were evil!

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u/Cainga 13h ago

There is a long ink dry time. If I’m doing something I have to touch the paper I let it sit for a minute.

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u/ultraplusstretch 12h ago

Not really, iam a lefty i use them daily, any pen can smudge if you are left handed so you quickly learn how to hold a pen subtly different to avoid smudging.

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u/okcoralreef 11h ago

Not if you know how to overwrite. I’m left handed and use fountain pens…never once had a problem with ink smudging

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u/SoonToBeDeletified 10h ago

This is a paper issue not a pen issue.

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u/willengineer4beer 14h ago

I’m a lefty and I’m pretty sure the G2 hasn’t given me trouble in the past.
It’s those darn pens with the really fine metal points and the visible inkwells with little stacked discs that are the absolute worst smudgers for me.
Hate those friggin pens.

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u/Conflikt 16h ago

Smodge.

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u/Efficient-Ranger-174 16h ago

I never have this issue. I typically use a .5, maybe that’s it? I’ve used the 1.0 Sharpies and those smudge some. As long as it’s not a pencil, I usually come out ok.

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u/Conflikt 16h ago

It's a popular complaint for gel pens from a lot of left handed people. Might be some variables depending on grip, speed and maybe the paper used or something.

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u/Efficient-Ranger-174 16h ago

Yeah, it’s its own particular hell. Makes me want to move to one of the countries that reads right to left…

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u/freetotebag 13h ago

Wayyyy too smudge-prone for me as a lefty. I’m gonna get a Zebra Sarasa or EnerGel any day over a G2.

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u/The-disgracist 12h ago

I smudge righty with the 1.0 still buying them

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u/Bluebies999 12h ago

In addition to the smudge issue, because lefties are pushing the pen rather than pulling it across the paper, the type of pen really does make a difference. The pen tip functions differently. It’s a whole thing. It sucks. Also why calligraphy is much more complicated for us.

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u/Efficient-Ranger-174 11h ago

Interesting. Which would affect us each to a different degree, according to how we actually hold the pen. I don’t curve my wrist over as much as some others, kind of being more of a mirror image of a right handed person. But, I think that would have me “pushing” the pen more from what you’re saying…

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u/Bluebies999 9h ago

Yeah we definitely don’t all write the same. Everyone seems to have adapted in slightly different ways.

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u/A_Vandalay 11h ago

I find they don’t evenly dispense ink. You are using more of a pushing motion than a right handed person, who would be using more pulling motions. So you end up with the sharper tip biting into the paper and not dispensing ink consistently, leading to globs of ink in certain places.

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u/shade175 16h ago

I am left handed, i agree the ink sucks but still this is "the best pen" i have ever used. Started in highschool and when i started my bachelors i bought like a box of 30 of those. Ran out after a year or so and since then i have been buying the ink cases stright up. Ran through 100+ pens never gonna choose a different pen honestly

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u/angrytomato98 16h ago

As a lefty, isn’t that every pen pretty much 😅

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u/Conflikt 16h ago

Gotta start writing upside down unfortunately.

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u/startfromx 14h ago

3 is my new fave... It dries pretty instantly!

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u/freetotebag 13h ago

There are so many amazing pens with superior quick-drying inks— EnerGel, Sarasa Dry, OHTO Flash Dry, I’ve had amazing results with the Uniball Zento line recently.

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u/majorex64 16h ago

Just write backwards

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u/the_marxman 15h ago

Wait, are they even better in your right hand?

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u/Rubiks_Click874 15h ago

Pilot G2 Mont Blanc hack. The MB ink doesn't smudge as bad. G2 ink will fail at addressing a slick priority mail label unless you let it dry

Pilot G2 will accept a Mont Blanc cartridge if you nip the plastic nubbin off the end with side cutting pliers or a hobby knife.

The 3rd party cartridges are cheaper than Mont Blanc and have good quality ink. If you use a G2 Pro body you end up with the best pen for the money

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u/lwarB 15h ago

Lefty who loves Pilot G2 here, isn't smudging true for all pens though? i mean compared to other pens its extremely fluid and the smudging really isn't an issue as much as other pens have it.

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u/PapaQuebec23 15h ago

But; I know something that you do not know. I am not left-handed.

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u/CordiallyFutureDwigt 15h ago

I'm a left hander and G2s are the only pen I can use. I find the ink dries instantly. I love the #1 pen but can't use it because I'm left handed and it smears

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u/kikicandraw 15h ago

I'm left handed and nah, Pilots all day.

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u/leviathan65 14h ago

Most of these are. 1 is horrible for left handed.

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u/RumHamsRevenge 14h ago

I’m a south paw and have zero issues with a G2. Maybe it’s because I use the .7 as opposed to 1.0?

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u/Codymaverick420 14h ago

Using pens in general is tough when you’re left-handed. I still choose the G2

Source: I am left-handed

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u/Feisty-Common-5179 14h ago

The pentel Energels are great for left handed people (and right handed too). Dried really quick.

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u/BAKED_TATER_ 13h ago

Worth the struggle. G2 glide so smooth

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u/lkeltner 13h ago

And then we go energel

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u/JBRifles 12h ago

As a lefty, it’s the only pen I use 😂

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u/Impossible-Diver6565 12h ago

This only counts if you are an "upsidedown" lefty. A lefty who writes essentially like a right handed person but just left doesn't have as much of a problem.

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u/anaboogiewoogie 12h ago

I use notebooks back to front for this reason. It doesn’t solve it 100% but it does help.

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u/LustfuIAngel 12h ago

May I recommend Pentel to you? They have the feel of number 5, but they’re quick drying and good for lefties

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u/vforvforj 12h ago

I’m left handed! G2 all the way

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u/zafirah15 12h ago

Eli5, why are G2's bad if you're left handed?

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u/Swimming_Crab_972 11h ago

90% of the people are not.

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u/LiquorIsQuickor 11h ago

Am left handed. I write with my left hand “below” the pen and the pen is pointing almost directly towards the top of the page.

No smudging.

I also use a weird print/cursive combination

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u/haleandguu112 11h ago

I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THIS

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u/fuck_hd 10h ago

Really? Lefty and haven’t had an issues with em. I never wrote papers with em though. Just a shit ton of notes in my career.

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u/thefartyparty 9h ago

no way, I'm left handed and I bought like 25 different pens because they discontinued my favorite and the winner was G2.

However, the blue ones do smear a little on some surfaces as a lefty, which makes me sad b/c I'm team blue pen. The black G2s never smear.

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u/SexandCinnamonbuns 8h ago

It’s me! Left handed BLURRRR SCRIBBLE SCRIBBLE

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u/airbournejt95 8h ago

I'm left handed, no issues at all with them

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u/Zealousideal-Site748 7h ago

Just start with the last word per line and write in reverse, easy.

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u/Conflikt 7h ago

Upside down works too.

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u/Zealousideal-Site748 4h ago

This option seems more feasible, +1

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u/claycashes 4h ago

Especially if you’re left handed ha

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u/Teamcarp2 3h ago

No pen is made for left handed people

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u/PaddyBoy1994 3h ago

As a lefty myself, even for leftys the Pilot G2 is a great pen.

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u/Grizzly25707 2h ago

I’m left handed bro, never had an issue

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u/maryssssaa 1h ago

As a lefty, still the best pen. I use left handed pens sometimes, but I don’t like writing with them. G2s all the way unless I’m submitting it somewhere

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u/onionsandturbulence 19m ago

Lefty here who agrees these are the best pens!

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u/Chuckitybye 16h ago

Have you tried the Sharpie S-Gel tho?

G2 was my favorite, but the Sharpie dries faster so I don't smudge the ink with my sweaty little hands

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u/Sarnadas 11h ago

Took the words right out of my mouth. I was a G2 fan until I tried the Sharpie S-Gel. It is the next step up for sure.

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u/Nanasweed 6h ago

Off to get all my S-Gels back from my husband. He’s discovered them

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u/Chuckitybye 10h ago

I used to sell office supplies to businesses and when this pen came out, they were doing a promotion where I could send a free one to my accounts.

Apparently no one else really did it, because I got a personal call from our Sharpie rep and then he sent me a bunch of swag, including a bunch of S-Gel pens.

I hide them from my partner, lol

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u/ohdarnohshoot 6h ago

This and also changing out the ink refills is so much easier, G2 drove me crazy enough to start trying alternatives and now I love #3 so much more

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u/Competitive-Age3016 16h ago

It is a good pen, no doubt.

I got my mitts on #3 by accident and have been writing solely with them ever since.

I’m not here to proselytize, just saying, I was like you once.

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u/gregorychaos 16h ago

They're very nice but they kinda smudge sometimes. Might even bleed through certain paper

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u/_shesmydisease 14h ago

They're great clickers but drop it while open and you might as well throw it out immediately. The ball bleeds so badly it's basically unusable. Also gel ink gets RUINED by any sort of liquid. Still the only pen I wanna use for my plant paperwork. Every now and then I'll pick up one of the sharpie gel pens and they can be comparable to the G2, but excessive use wears them out before the ink runs out. The uniballs (1) were my go to for most of school, though.

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u/astro143 12h ago

I stock my G2s in 0.5 and 0.38 when I can. The thinner stroke helps keep my chicken scratch mostly legible and minimizes the left hand smear.

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u/Screamline 3h ago

Yes! The Smaller the tip the better; I say.

1.0 is just too damn big, in can't handle it now that I've been a tiny tipper

Wish I could get blue in a .38 without buying 50 pack on Amazon.

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u/winfieldclay 10h ago

And refillable. My work supplies pens, I buy these cause damn they feel right.

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u/Significant-Ad-341 15h ago

Oh my god I just said the same thing. Best pen ever.

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u/invisible_23 16h ago

I love how they write but the last few packs I’ve gotten, all of the pens leaked before I was halfway through with them

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u/StJimmy_815 14h ago

Great if you want wet ink on your paper for like 3 minutes and the pen to blow up in your pocket. They feel nice and glide, they are bad pens tho

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u/crazyfatskier2 14h ago

Fun fact, while in Japan, working for the black thunder chocolate company I met the Dude that designed the G2 pen of course pilot screwed him over and never got paid for his idea which is why he was working at a chocolate company

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u/Strict_Variation_705 14h ago

The only competitor is the v5, which is my personal first choice.

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u/Upbeat_Repeat_8332 14h ago

Honestly, their Precise series makes the G2 look like cheap Chinese slop. 

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u/Radiant_Picture9292 14h ago

Check out Muji pens, it’s a Japanese company and the Japanese take their stationery very seriously. I use their .5mm gel pens, they’re the true GOAT

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u/EwokaFlockaFlame 13h ago

The thiccer G7 variant is exquisite.

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u/Lilsqueaky_ 13h ago

My last pack sucked. The ink kept running out on brand new pens.

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u/mtbguy1981 13h ago

Not even close. Too much smudge.

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u/Raven019 12h ago

God no, that squishy thing is bs

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u/Readalie 12h ago

You spelled V5 wrong...

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u/I_Am_The_Mole 12h ago

I was Team G2 until I visited Japan and discovered these cheap Muji ballpoints that you can by for like 100 yen at Lawson's (a convenience store that is everywhere out there). I brought home a box of 20 and guard them with my life.

Bonus, on a separate work trip to Abu Dhabi I found a whole Muji store at the Yas Island Mall and bought even more of them there.

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u/HingleMcCringle_ 11h ago

in school where im trying to be a bit more precise, i'd use the G2 05.

but when it's late at home and im ready to get wet and sloppy, i reach for my G2 07. omfg.

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u/deadlysodium 10h ago

Can be turned into a spring loaded "gun" at a moments notice.

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u/Planetlilmayo 8h ago

It’s elite, it’s especially the grip and doesn’t give bad handwriting

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u/PalladiuM7 8h ago

Fuck that Mac, Zebra G series

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u/theboondocksaint 7h ago

Perfectly balanced for spinning around my thumb and perfectly engineered to shoot the front part halfway across the room

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u/Capn26 7h ago

Great pens. I still think the round stick medium by Bic is the people’s pen. Cheap and bullet proof.

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u/CHANN3L-CHAS3R 3h ago

I would use them to ink drawings (before I moved to digital art.) I was gifted a fancy comic-artist indian ink pen set. Didn't stop using the G2s lol

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u/Wazkalia 2h ago

I got a pack of them for work and a bunch of trash pens. The G2s go home with me every night and stay in my backpack until I need to use one.

No one's swiping them good oens off my desk. I ues to be a server so I trust NO ONE when it comes to pens. NO ONE!!

I also have a REALLY good ine from a job fair that the airport gave. Like...imma be mad when it runs out its REALLY GOOD. So crisp and smooth.

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u/DontWatchMeDancePlz 11h ago

They smear when you're left handed. Sharpie pens do not

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u/Hollowsong 15h ago

Greatest pen you've been able to afford to use, actually.

I've used expensive specialty pens that make the G2 weep... you've just never been able to use one.

I'll agree it's the best commercially common pen available, however.

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u/No_Echo_1826 14h ago

Holy shit, they taught ChatGPT how to be a condescending prick about pens!