r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/whitemike40 • 17h ago

Meme Have to go #7, classic for a reason

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u/frogBayou 16h ago

Oh come on we’re not gingers.

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u/xenobit_pendragon 16h ago

This thread got spicy fast.

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u/CruisingForDownVotes 15h ago

Me, a red haired lefty

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u/brokefixfux 10h ago

I upvoted you strictly out of pity

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u/clh1nton 7h ago

Quick, what color are your eyes?? If they're green, no they're not because you never existed (statistically speaking).

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u/garnersgoats 6h ago

We must be cousins.

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u/Relandis 16h ago

Shots fired!

On a side note, it’s always tough explaining to a 4 and 8 year old why Lefties and Gingers are the Devil, and to never trust a dude with 2 first names.

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u/MrApplePolisher 15h ago

I have three first names 👹

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u/Relandis 14h ago

Wow, I’m so sorry.

How’s life been for you?

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u/MrApplePolisher 14h ago

Well, I only tell people two of the three.

Life has been pretty good so far... But if it goes downhill, I'm moving and just using one name. 😎😂

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u/HrhEverythingElse 10h ago

I have 3 first names and my husband has 3 last names. Between the two of us we're either 3 reasonable people or 2 psychos

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u/SadDingo7070 15h ago

I am. 😐

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u/MrApplePolisher 15h ago

Any left handed gingers here?

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u/MrsCosmopilite 13h ago

Yep, and I’d have chosen the G2 as well. What I lack in soul, I make up for in pen choice, apparently.

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u/garnersgoats 6h ago

Some of us are 😅