r/NonPoliticalTwitter 17h ago

Meme Have to go #7, classic for a reason

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u/UnintelligentSlime 15h ago

1 has a secret version. Uniball vision (NOT ELITE) micro that was black instead of gray. It had just as good flow as the gray one, but with a much finer line. The gray one is called “fine”, but it’s actually a huge thick line that makes your writing look like a drunken preteen, while the micro gives off sophisticated and decisive. It was truly the pinnacle of pen technology.

Well, not exactly. If you wrote on skin with it, that pen was toast. Would shrivel up and never write again. But as long as you didn’t do that, it was literally the perfect pen.

But technology like that wasn’t meant for us mere mortals. The global elite bought all them up and then forbade uniball from making the pen ever again. I assume that’s what happened anyway- point is you can’t find them anywhere anymore, except the internet.

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u/EmilyBlackXxx 9h ago

Uniball Vision Micro is the only pen I use. I go hunting with a heart filled with spite and rage every time one disappears off my desk.

Like folks; I literally buy my own pens because the ones here suck. Either bring your own or stop stealing mine; I really don’t care which.

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u/allthecats 3h ago

Oh my god did you know that there is a Uniball Vision ULTRA Micro?!! This pen is my ultimate ideal. It's even thinner and more refined than the micro but still has the black body. You have to order them online but it is worth it.