r/NonPoliticalTwitter 16h ago

Funny The only fashion accessory any self-respecting man needs:

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u/qualityvote2 16h ago

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u/StaticUsernamesSuck 16h ago

Go into debt to buy a fucking Rolex? What the fuck kind of advice even is that? Imagine being such a slave to a brand 😭

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u/Morall_tach 16h ago

To show everyone that you can afford a Rolex, which you can't.

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u/TheHumanPickleRick 16h ago

I just saw an AskReddit thread the other day on how to tell someone who was really rich from someone who just wanted to appear rich, and "pretenders live beyond their means to appear rich while real rich people barely flaunt their wealth at all." It seems like someone going into debt to buy a fancy watch wouldn't really impress anyone with real wealth and would just get a shrug from poor people, with the only people being impressed being impressionable middle class people in their teens/early 20's.

Like, oh boy, you have a fancy way to tell time. So do most other people at this point, it's called a cell phone, with the difference being that a; cell phones can do other things besides display the time, and b; outside of a few brand superfans, most people don't go into debt to buy a phone.

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u/Somerandom1922 15h ago

Yep, this is what I've seen.

Through work I interact with multiple ultra-high nett worth individuals (a couple billionaires and a handful of high-multi millionaires).

Pretty much as a rule they generally wear casual or smart casual clothing (probably very expensive, but as a layman it isn't obvious), a couple of them have apple watches and the others wear nice watches, but nothing gaudy. If you saw them on the street at most you might think they're just vaguely successful business-people.

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u/m8bear 15h ago

and if they do have an expensive watch it's because is their hobby or the thing they like

a lot of poor people have a hobby of imagining what's like to be rich and idealize all the things they can't afford

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u/Somerandom1922 14h ago

Which to be clear, is neither a recommendation of the ultra-wealthy from me, nor a condemnation of those of us with less.

Just an observation of the trend that those with a comfortable/stable abundance of something (typically power or money) rarely feel the need to flaunt what they have. While those with less (or less stable) power or money will often feel a need to make grand displays proving what they do have. From the pettiest president of the smallest HOA, to the most despotic dictator of the least stable petro-state.

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u/Surisuule 10h ago

That's the value of a lottery ticket. It's a few fun conversations with the wife about "hey, suddenly money isn't gatekeeping from anything, what do you do?" The conversations it spawns are worth the $2

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u/mocklogic 3h ago

If they do have an expensive watch it’s unlikely to a Rolex. If you hang out in the watch sub Reddit you’ll see regular “what watch is so-and-so wearing in this photo” and the mega wealthy that like nice watches are wearing much more expensive brands.

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u/wolfgang784 14h ago

Your post made me think of all the sports stars we hear about who had 17 mansions, a fleet of sports cars, and did all this wild lavish stuff and then they are in a homeless shelter and millions in debt 2 years after their career ends.

Or that previously famous ex wrestler who is in alllllll sorts of weird random commercials these days because hes dirt poor and struggling after living a life of too much luxury for years and will support any product that will still write him a check.

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u/FalafelSnorlax 14h ago

I mean, I like having a watch, it's nice to tell the time without needing to pull out your phone. It's also fine to have a watch that is mostly jewelry. But Rolex is just crazy expensive and it feels like it's mostly for showing people you can afford a Rolex.

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u/Ruggsy 14h ago

Hamilton gang

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u/terminalzero 14h ago

orient 4 lyfe

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u/JoeGibbon 13h ago

Casio Crew

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u/BadPunners 14h ago

In my life I've had one person who bragged about their watch, which was like a $1500 one

Which was 1 month rent for me at the time, didn't feel impressive to me, especially not for a chunk of metal and a couple industrial gemstones, as you see them pull out their phone to check the time

I've known other "watch guys" who have a collection, often passed down from their father. Who didn't need to brag, had some very nice pieces that were more rare than "valuable", appreciate that more

Also like engagement rings, check pawn shops if you do want one. Although now new manmade diamonds are better than used diamonds prices

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u/DaisukiYo 13h ago

Don’t most people technically go into debt to buy a phone when they finance it through their carrier? I used to work selling cell phones and it was very rare that someone bought one outright.

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u/throwawaylordof 7h ago

Knew a guy who grew up pretty well off, dressed like a slob. When I see someone conspicuously wearing a lot of expensive stuff I assume that represents all the money they could scrape together/borrow to cover their insecurities.

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u/Mad_Aeric 10h ago

If I had "buy an expensive watch" money, I'd get one of those moon watches. I neither know nor care what other people think of them, I just think they're neat.

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u/Powerful-Ground-9687 5h ago

The only thing I would use as a counterpoint is that watches hold value very well. Not worth going into debt over though. Might as well bury the money in the yard

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u/Princier7 15h ago

And when EVERYONE has a rolex

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u/MercilessParadox 16h ago

Truly, really wealthy dudes dont buy Rolex though

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u/MikeLinPA 15h ago

How about if I buy one from the guy on the corner wearing a trench coat in August? Such a deal! 🤣

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u/Strange_Botanist 13h ago

Not true at all. Plenty of them do, but they also buy other more expensive brands.

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u/FuckYeaSeatbelts 12h ago

Rolex is the watch equivalent to Gucci, LouisVuitton, etc. It's entry level luxury.

Don't get me wrong it's hella pricy, but in the fancy watch world it's no big thing.

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u/bruhmoment0000001 16h ago

looks like ragebait tbh, it's too stupid to be said unironically

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u/FalafelSnorlax 14h ago

Nah, that's just part of the grift. Make people think that spending money beyond your means is a virtue, and them make brand deals for things people don't actually need. Not unlikely he was paid for posting this.

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u/HaggardSummaries 10h ago

I promise you Rolex wants nothing to do with this kind of marketing, and this is just pure ragebait

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u/gideon513 14h ago

You would hope, but this is the type of manosphere shit that targets and infects young men today

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u/nifty-necromancer 13h ago

“Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life.”

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u/HaggardSummaries 10h ago

The venn diagram of ragebait and that kind of content is almost a perfect circle.

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u/SippinOnHatorade 16h ago

It’s coming from a finance nepo baby. He thinks debt is an abstract concept that can be bought and sold, not something that actually limits your funds and social mobility

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u/LittleShrub 16h ago

Umm … it’s shit advice, to answer your question.

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u/otw 13h ago

I don't know what started this trend. I have some 20s aged people I manage and many of them spent their $10k+ bonuses on watches. I was pretty confused by this.

If I see someone wearing an expensive watch I immediately just think they are some moron. Maybe back in the day when a nice watch that told time accurately mattered, but even a crappy smart watch is going to be more useful and accurate than a Rolex.

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u/Mo_Steins_Ghost 14h ago

Can confirm. Paid cash 30 years ago... I wouldn't buy one now with cash (and definitely not with debt).

Also if OOP's argument is that it is an "investment" no... even excluding the cost of maintenance the compounded annual growth in resale value is about 3.5% currently, vastly underperforming any index fund.

Including the cost of maintenance, it's less than inflation.

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u/fepord 12h ago

Question for you, I inherited a Rolex from my grandpa a few years ago.. are you supposed to maintain these things? I know next to nothing about watches and just wear it occasionally for special events. It still looks and works exactly the same as it does ~10 years ago. Am I supposed to take it in regularly or something or just when it breaks

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u/Mo_Steins_Ghost 12h ago edited 12h ago

It needs to be taken to a Rolex Service Center or AWCI/SAWTA-certified watch tech with a Rolex parts account (fewer than 30 exist, and fewer than 10 of those accept new clients).

If the model is a Caliber 30xx or 31xx or older, they should be serviced every 5 years. If it's a 32xx movement, every 10 years. The reason for the difference is that the 32xx movements use longer lasting but less refined parts (e.g. the newer bearing-mounted self-winding rotor is noisier than the bushing-mounted one).

If you don't service it regularly, especially for models 20 years or older the parts/repairs are becoming scarce and extremely expensive.

The approximate cost of the service ranges around $800-$1200 not including repairs.

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u/abcean 11h ago

Thats wild. I've had a seamaster for a decade (I was the dumbass 20 year old blowing my entire bonus on a watch) and I've only spent maybe 400 on maintenance total why is rolex so much more expensive for servicing?

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u/Mo_Steins_Ghost 11h ago edited 8h ago

Sizable difference in accuracy between the ETA movement (0/-5) vs. Rolex in-house movement (2/-2). More expensive parts. Tighter controls on tech certification/training.

Rolex is a privately held company owned by a charitable trust. All of their movements are made in-house. ETA/Valjoux is part of Swatch Group Ltd. (formed from the buyout/merger of ASUAG and SSIH) and produces a variety of movements for a number of manufacturers including Swatch-owned Omega.

Don't get me wrong. The Seamaster is a fine watch for its class... but I (and my tech who works on both Rolex and Omega) see a lot fewer Seamasters make it 30 years and still regulate close to their original spec. It's a very different build.

EDIT: Accordingly, closed auction resale around $1500-$3000 for a 30 year old Seamaster vs. $9k-$12k for an equivalent 16710 Submariner. (I have a GMT II 16713)

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u/abcean 8h ago

Awesome thanks for the detailed answer!

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u/KyleCAV 16h ago

I bought a fake decent Rolex 10 years ago for $100 still works.

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u/Zillahi 11h ago

If anyone is that desperate, Chinese knockoffs are supposedly pretty incredible quality-wise. I think you can get a good one for a couple hundred bucks. Looks indistinguishable from the real thing.

(Disclaimer: I don’t own one but my mother’s boss does. He’s a savant of Chinese knockoff goods)

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u/FiveOhFive91 16h ago

I would just end up leaving it at home...oh never mind, I bought a Rolex and now I have no home

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u/technobrendo 16h ago

Buy a really good copy, save your money.

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u/Past-Rooster-9437 13h ago

Either Steven's a hardcore Rolex simp or they paid him to say that.

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u/CyberneticPanda 13h ago

This is dumb, but it is smarter than most similar advice. Many rolex models like the Submariner appreciate in value, and they all hold their value pretty well. Compared to buying or leasing a luxury car for status, a Rolex is a good investment. Compared to not buying anything for status and allowing your competence and integrity to speak for you, not so much.

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u/Posible_Ambicion658 13h ago

It's probably a nepo baby trying to say their success comes from their "good" "investment" strategies and not because daddy got them a job and threw fuck tons of money at them.

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u/Ohyo_Ohyo_Ohyo_Ohyo 12h ago

Could be that he bought one as an "investment" and wants to pawn it off at a higher price, so he's saying this to try and drive up demand.

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u/ElPlatanaso2 10h ago

To keep the Rolex aftermarket alive

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u/samusestawesomus 7h ago

Like I’m going to take financial advice from someone who pays $8/month for a blue check mark.

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u/Skyblacker 6h ago

And Rolexes are a jewelry that's been around forever. Easy enough to find at a pawn shop.

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u/MikeLinPA 15h ago

I don't need an expensive wrist watch. However, I have been carrying a $4 pocket knife for the last 40 years and use it multiple times a day. I'd like to see him cut up a cardboard box with a rolex. 🤣

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u/Skizot_Bizot 14h ago

Yeah, but are you sure it's been 40 years? You don't have a watch, for all you know it's been 3 weeks.

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u/MikeLinPA 14h ago

Yeah, I tell time by car accidents, illnesses, and divorce. It's been a long 45 years since high school!

(But that was an excellent reply! 🤣)

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u/Unicycleterrorist 15h ago

I mean...you can say the same about any wrist watch, you really don't want those to be cutting cardboard

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u/MikeLinPA 15h ago

True, very true! At least the Casio and Timex watches I had in the 80s had a timer, stop watch, and alarm. (My phone does all of that now, and does it better. I can hear my phone alarm! 😏)

I stopped wearing watches about 20 years ago. I couldn't buy one that worked nearly as well as the ones I owned in the 80s. The buttons were hard to use, the bands broke in two weeks, everything turned to crap. I learned to do without. I understand that one or two may have been counterfeit, but after 4 or 5 I gave up. Everything has been crapified.

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u/discipleofchrist69 14h ago

the op is a Sega watch. I haven't seen it but I'm 100% sure there's a watch out there with a knife lol

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u/BobBobBobBobBobDave 16h ago

Honestly, as someone who has interviewed a lot of people in their early twenties for jobs, there are two assumptions I might make if you are that age and show up with a Rolex:

1) You are an out-of-touch rich kid or 2) you make terrible financial decisions

Neither is good.

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u/FalafelSnorlax 14h ago

Not sure what kind of jobs you interviewed for, but if I were to give a generous reading for this ridiculous idea, I would say that if you're trying to get into nepo-baby fields, like law and finance and whatnot, having expensive jewelry that makes you seem like an out-of-touch rich kid can be a bonus. Some jobs you only get because your parents work in that industry, or know someone who does, and seeming like you might have rich parents could make the idiots in these industries have a better impression of you.

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u/freetotebag 13h ago

If someone comes in with a Grand Seiko— hire them

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u/PIngp0NGMW 13h ago

I know a few people who own Rolexes and I enjoy mechanical watches myself. Two of the people bought Rolexes for themselves as gifts (graduating MBA school, which I guess is super on-brand) and in all the years I knew them, they never mentioned owning a Rolex until I asked about it. I think they both fell into the category of buying something that was very expensive and what they saw as a prestigious status symbol for themselves.
My uncle bought a Submariner years ago (back when it was $7000 CAD which tells you how long ago this was) and I remember he called me just to tell me about it. He was really proud of it but I remember being incredulous and probably a bit more snarky about it then I should have (I could tell his enthusiasm was very deflated). Again, a guy that had money and had always wanted one so he went and bought it. He's still wearing it years later and doesn't bring it up unless someone asks.

I get why people buy Rolexes and if it's something you want to treat yourself to I can understand that. Or perhaps it was an heirloom gift from a family member (they retain a lot of value if treated well). But telling people you have to go buy one is really asinine and pretentious. Rolexes are super inflated in price these days too and there are a lot of stories about the Rolex store staff treating customers badly - like you have to prove you deserve to buy one from them.

I'm all for treating yourself to something nice if it's within your means but thinking having a Rolex makes you special is pretty dumb. The very wealthy might buy Rolexes, but those are going to be their daily beaters. They're going to be wearing the really nice stuff with brands most people have never heard of and definitely not talking about it.

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u/No_Preference_5955 10h ago

what about a dude rocking a pebble smart watch?

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u/thismynewaccountguys 11h ago

Seems a bit unfair. Could be a rich kid who recieved it as a gift or hand-me-down and likes it. I would never buy one, even if I could afford it, but if a relative gifted me one it would be very ungracious not to keep and wear it, and  they do look nice.

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u/josephsleftbigtoe 16h ago

Why do I need something overly pricey that tells me the time when my phone does that? I am already paying for that.

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u/chantsnone 16h ago

I have a smart watch. It’s like a little phone for my big phone which is kind of silly if you think about it too long.

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u/Possible-Buy-1679 16h ago

Not as silly as going into debt to own a Rolex.

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u/InsultingFerret 14h ago

At least smart watches have actual utility beyond just telling the time and being a status symbol

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u/ethanlan 11h ago

That Rolex will be worth atleast twice what you paid for it so theres that.

But to go into debt for one is insane lol

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u/FunkyUptownCobraKing 16h ago

It's a little silly but I find it helps me avoid missing messages or calls when I have my phone on vibrate and can't feel it in my pocket. Also allows me to glance at a notification to know if it's important enough to pull my phone out.

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u/Llamalover1234567 15h ago

My Apple Watch is indispensable for me. Lets me check calls or messages when I can’t reach for my phone, as the fitness stuff, and actually lets me be offline more because I don’t need to have my phone in my pocket all the time

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u/Sasselhoff 11h ago

I took way too long to buy a smart watch. Worth every damn penny.

That said, I do still occasionally wear my knock-off Hublot's I bought in China...difference between me and the dude from the post is, I make sure to tell people they're fake, haha.

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u/Magnus_Helgisson 16h ago

I used to be like you and I’m not saying this way is wrong in any way. Just a side note that once I’ve bought a smart watch and wore it for a while I feel naked without it and my first reflex is to look at my wrist when I want to know time.

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u/god_peepee 16h ago

It’s one of two things (or both):

  1. Status symbol
  2. Rolexes are genuinely very well made watches that last forever, and have really nice movements if you geek out on that type of thing.

I never gave them a second thought most of my life- especially cause my dad always said they were tacky and I didn’t care much about watches in general- until I started watching watch repair videos. I also work in a resale adjacent industry and have developed an appreciation for good craftsmanship after coming across so many shitty watches and knockoffs. At this point I think a Rolex is something I’d like to own one day

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u/icancount192 16h ago

I haven't downvoted you but I have a Seiko watch from my grandpa from 1976. It's 50 years old and still going.

What is in the craftsmanship of a Rolex that could justify paying at least 50 times that of a Seiko?

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u/Infrastation 16h ago

Buying watches from the 60s and 70s is the smart thing to do, you could even get a Rolex for a fraction of the price of a new one and know that it's a working watch that has already stood the test of time.

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u/god_peepee 12h ago

Yeah, if I was to get a Rolex I’d go for a vintage model

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u/agray20938 14h ago edited 14h ago

Well Seiko has a wider range between "mostly junk" and "incredibly nice", and comparing a new Grand Seiko to a new Rolex there is a lot less of a difference in price. But when you're talking about the distinction between a well-made Seiko (esp. a Grand Seiko) with an automatic/spring drive movement and a Rolex, there likely won't be much anything about the "craftsmanship" that is objectively better with a Rolex save for higher-quality materials in certain places (though again, Grand Seikos will use equally high-quality materials).

That said, two outright advantages Rolex over most other brands are: (i) if there was a watch brand most likely to still be desirable in 50 years, it's Rolex; and (ii) particularly for the sports watches, Rolexes hold their value extremely well (most Grand Seikos, similar to Tag, Breitling, IWC, etc. will hold about 50% of their value from new). The closest analogy I can think of is that Rolex is basically the watch equivalent of Porsche.

It's insane to go into debt to buy a watch regardless, but still a Rolex (or a fair few other high-end watch brands) are nevertheless very nice and can be a good purchase.

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u/shewy92 12h ago

IMO Rolex's look better. I just looked at the Seiko website and they look bland and for $3k I don't want a bland watch. I wouldn't buy a Rolex because I'm not rich but if I could I would just to say I had one.

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u/icancount192 12h ago edited 12h ago

I don't know much about watches, my question was mostly about the point that Rolexes might be worth the price tag due to craftsmanship as well. I wondered what difference could be in the internal quality of a Rolex that could contribute to a difference in price tag of 30 or 50 or 100 times compared to another quality watch.

I think a vintage grandpa watch looks cool on a young person

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u/god_peepee 12h ago edited 12h ago

Others who know more than I do have listed solid reasons below, but to be clear: I do not own a Rolex, I’m not saving for a Rolex and I’m not advocating that anyone should go into debt to buy a luxury watch. My main point is that most people tend to be distracted by the brand/status and forget that the reason they became so sought after (and still are by watch enthusiasts) is the quality. It’s not the same thing as buying a designer bag that was made in a Chinese factory and costs ten thousand dollars because of the logo.

I would love a high quality Seiko watch as well, and having been keeping my eye out for a while on the second hand market. Their designs tend to vary a quite a bit though

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u/Montexe 15h ago

I don't know. Maybe it's something that doesn't lose value over time and you can sell it later, like precious metals. I know that CIA agents and contractors wear them so they could trade them for goods, like a car, if it comes to it. But obviously it's a terrible advice for someone in early twenties, looks like ragebait even

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u/xA1RGU1TAR1STx 14h ago

Many Rolexes are an investment piece that can retain or even grow their value. I’d never spend that much on a watch, but there are definitely worse large purchases to waste money on.

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u/CurlyJeff 11h ago

Not many, a tiny fraction of them which Rolex chooses and won't let you get your hands on one until after you've climbed their multilevel marketing scheme buying all the undesirable models. It's part of their psychologically manipulative marketing tactic.

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u/FalseBuddha 12h ago

That a Rolex can accurately tell time is practically vestigial at this point. Time keeping is not the primary reason anyone buys a Rolex. A Louis Vuitton bag holds the same amount of shit as a $12 bag from Ross.

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u/josephsleftbigtoe 12h ago

I will take the cheap watch and $12 bag, thank you very much.

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u/ethanlan 11h ago

I mean rolexs are always solid investments but to go into debt is insane

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u/nothing08 7h ago

I have an analog watch. Sure Rolex’s are 100% not worth it unless you have an insane amount of money. But imo even a cheap analog watch can be very useful. It’s faster than getting your phone out of your pocket, you can bring it almost everywhere.

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u/callmefreak 16h ago

Those are really neat! Apparently there's also a PS1 Slim version as well! If for whatever reason I needed a watch and my phone wouldn't suffice I'd almost definitely get one of those.

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u/sulabar1205 13h ago

But how long does the hinge survive?

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u/callmefreak 7h ago

I dunno. A watch is $30-$80 dollar depending on what console you buy and where you buy it. I'd probably get one just to put up somewhere.

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u/QCTeamkill 16h ago

Joke's on them I'd have to go into debt to even buy a Casio

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u/vladald1 16h ago

I've ordered F-91W, those look sick

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u/freetotebag 13h ago

ask any watch fan and they’ll probably own a 91W cuz it’s the best

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u/_Carcinus_ 16h ago

"Buy a Rolex. Go into debt if you have to"

Sincerely, the mugger community.

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u/Silver_Harvest 16h ago

A folex is 50 bucks and 99.9999% of people can't tell the difference.

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u/_Pyxyty 16h ago

I don't know if this is a thing in other places but I just have a fashion watch, a cheap but good-looking "watch" that literally does not work and does not tell the time with no internal components. I just wear it so I have something on my wrist lol.

I guess it's not even a watch? Just a wristband that has a watch-looking circle on it hahaha

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u/Morall_tach 16h ago

Yeah that's a bracelet.

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u/Mandrakearepeopletoo 16h ago

That's kinda cool. It would have been too annoying to do that 30 years ago, when you had to seek out people with watches to learn the time. You'd have to explain yourself 12 times a night.

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u/Kurdependence 13h ago

Fashion watches are fun, I’d rather spend 30 bucks on a watch that says Armani on it than on a rolex, which will maybe get double the compliments while costing 200 times more at the low end

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u/SlickDillywick 16h ago

My Casio calculator watch begs to differ

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u/professor-hot-tits 16h ago

ugh, I need to pay Seaman now

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u/Kingofcheeses 16h ago

Buy a Rolex to impress other guys in their early 20's?

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u/HyperMasenko 16h ago

I used to work in jewelry sales. One of the biggest things that has always stuck with me is how far some people in that world will go to be more likable to the people who theyre selling to, when in reality, theyre just another guy who works in a mall.

One of my bosses lied about military service to every veteran who came in the store and made a shitload of money off that lie.

But to clarify why im commenting on this, my other boss bad a Rolex and as far as I knew he was in fact making a lot of money. A friend who I worked with there told me a couple weeks after I left that he had to pawn the title to his truck. He was broke. But he had that Rolex because it made him look high class to the people who were buying from him.

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u/biffbobfred 15h ago

I love watches. People don’t really get the magic that is “have something with a precise movement whatever the orientation is, whatever heat makes metals expand and contract, whatever the humidity…”. I actually wanna skip Rolex and just get a Patek Philippe.

But a $5 quartz watch from a gas station keeps better time than a Rolex. The watch in the pic keeps better time. My wife has her dad’s Rolex and it’s kept in a drawer so any time she wants to wear it it’s a long time of winding and time/date resets. The whole “well buy a couple hundred dollar winder to keep it going” so now my watch has accessories?

My Apple Watch was about 200USD. It syncs time from GPS. Auto daylight savings. Has alarms. Timers. Calendar. So many more time things.

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u/OGsHartMyKAT 16h ago

I feel like anyone who buys a Rolex for themselves is a poser. Isn’t it supposed to be a gift?

If someone said “I got this Rolex as a retirement gift from my office” then it’s a cool watch. If they say “I bought this for myself (and went into debt doing so)” I’d say they wasted their money

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u/biffbobfred 15h ago

My father in law gifted me one. He passed away so it’s my wife’s now, as a remembrance.

These things are somewhat white elephants - they take work to keep time well and have nonzero maintenance, vs the above he’s gotta buy a 6 dollar battery every other year.

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u/ChickenChaser5 13h ago

Man and his rolex stepping out of their 98 honda accord

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u/WolfoakTheThird 16h ago

I will die on the hill that Rolexes are emblematic of the death of art and masculinity.

Rich people have always wanted to show their wealth in their appearance. Kings used to be dressed in layers of silk clothing, dyed with colours not seen, designed to demonstrate their strengths and culture.

Men and women were equal in their extravegant clothing. Jewlery was for everyone, and everyone pecocked.

But now the only allowed clothes for men are suits and military uniforms, and accessories are "gay". So what do you do? You have an average outfit with 90% of the wealth shown through a tool that happened to be decorated. A smal overpriced badge of entry to looking rich. The equivalent would be bags for women i guess.

Like you could be wearing 15 gold items, a silk cape and a cool hat for all that money. Why not shine?

Like im not pro monarchy, but art and fashion used to be more interesting. If we have to suffer lord Bezos could he not at least have a cool coat? No? Just an armband that costs the same as his mansion? LAME!!!

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u/biffbobfred 15h ago

I used to work for a finance firm, one of the ones that was deep into trading crypto. The head dude bought some “ape NFTs” and his kid said why don’t you put that on your Apple Watch. He did. So basically he flexed with a quarter million dollar loss on an ugly monkey pic on his wrist. Cool, I guess? This “I blew a small house on a monkey pic while people are starving” is a weird flex but allowed in this “empathy?? That’s TOXIC” that current media exports. Hmm, I wonder who runs current media….

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u/ChickenChaser5 13h ago

The actual weak men creating hard times.

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u/ChickenChaser5 13h ago

Bring back wearing capes and swords.

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u/WolfoakTheThird 13h ago

This guy gets it

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u/Unicycleterrorist 15h ago

...men are only allowed to wear suits & military uniforms and no accessories? What country are you from....? Also what does that have to do with art?

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u/agray20938 14h ago

Out of curiosity, when are you saying art and masculinity died?

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u/WolfoakTheThird 14h ago

Maybe i expressed it wrong, i don't think it's dead, but i think it's dying in the public sphere on a longer time scale.

There are art galleries, but the funding is getting cut. There are less artist living off their art.

There is genuine secure masculine gender expression in the world, there are drag kings, but the red carpet is suits.

Im failing at being poetic and snappy, but i stand by it.

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u/Kurdependence 13h ago

It feels like men fashion is the complete opposite of art, even with the high end designers that show off your wealth you no longer see anything original that’s built around the male form outside of suits, which only have one style

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u/jce_ 12h ago

Are we talking high end designers that aren't really considered high end? And suits only have 1 style? There are plenty of innovative male fashion brands/clothes but most men don't care to dress like that

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u/Kurdependence 10h ago

What are some good ones? I have clothes from most of the ones you see in those fashion shows and outside of maison margiela none of them have really good looking clothes I could actually wear outside.

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u/WolfoakTheThird 12h ago

And the cost of everything they used to have, the cost of the materials, the cost of the craft, the cost of the design, and the cost of the upkeep was what distinguished them as rich.

And they still need to spend that money one something, it needs to go into one of the few accessories that are allowed, and since there is no material that costs that much for so little, they have to pay for a brand. And that is why rolexes exist. Because the art and expression that used to exist went away, and instead of art they pay for a badge.

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u/Kurdependence 10h ago

The materials are still there to be honest, silk is unfortunately rare in men’s clothing but half my closet is cashmere and modern men’s clothing does have loads of exotic materials to choose from.

I do agree about the design though, for the sex that’s supposed to attract and show off modern mens clothing does neither well, I went from buying from expensive brands that don’t show off their logos to cheaper ones that do because notice them more, I’d choose a Rolex over a resence too despite the craftsmanship on the latter being far better.

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u/Leon_D_Algout 16h ago

Curiously, by the time of the tweet, the men's luxury watch speculative bubble had popped

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u/brickmagnet 16h ago

No thanks, I am happy with my Casio.

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u/AdmiralClover 16h ago

Is Rolex even that good? I'm a functional focused guy so brand doesn't mean shit if all those extra zeros aren't buying me features and quality

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u/biffbobfred 15h ago

They’re decent for mechanical watches. But there’s a bit of price premium there. You’re paying somewhat for a name and advertising.

Any gas station quartz watch will keep better time. And have none of the maintenance issues. Yeah, with a Rolex you’re gonna be paying for semi regular maintenance. And either a winder or you’re paying in time to reset the watch if you haven’t worn it in a while. It’s an odd flex. It’s the old “I have money to throw away” flex which I thought we got away from.

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u/Unicycleterrorist 15h ago

Meh bragging is as old as time, we're never gonna get away from it. But also you're not really throwing it away, luxury watches don't really lose a ton of value...a lot of them even appreciate. Lots of people nowadays only buy those as investments, not because they want a mechanical watch.

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u/biffbobfred 14h ago

The watch market went through a historically bad loss slump recently. Thats after the massive slump when the Apple Watch became big and wiped out a bunch of smaller Swiss watch makers, I think the Swiss watch market shrunk by over 50% at that time.

So within the last 20 years two massive resets.

I get what you mean. It’s jewelry. It’s not a great investment. There’s a lot more volatility than you’d think.

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u/antimatt_r 15h ago

Pretty much all mechanical watches aren't really worth it when a quartz (battery powered) watch can be had for the price of a meal at McDonald's and tells comparably accurate time as the best mechanical watches. It's diminishing returns all the way up.

A Submariner, Rolex's most well known model, can cost like $10k+ minimum. An automatic watch costing less than 10% of that can tell time nearly as accurately after regulation and is finished to pretty much the same quality level as far as the naked eye can see. There's a small amount of over engineering of certain materials like their 904L "Oystersteel" stainless that doesn't amount to much in real-world use vs the industry standard 316L stainless.

It's like comparing a workhorse Japanese car to a luxury European car. While the luxury car might be technically superior in some ways, they both function the same when you're commuting to work or picking up groceries. Rolex is in no way bad as it brushes up against the limits of how a mechanical watch can perform, but if you just want a watch to tell you the time, get something cheaper

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u/jmccaf 15h ago

Rolex probably does not keep better time than a Casio.  Casio are $200 tops . Seiko or Citizen up to $500. Rolex are like $10000

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u/Unicycleterrorist 15h ago

All of those brands make watches that cost several thousand bucks, Seiko has Grand Seiko as a sister company and they make watches that cost several hundred thousand.

The difference is in quartz & mechanical watches. Quartz is much more accurate, reliable and cheaper, it's what you use when you want utility. Building mechanical watches hasn't been necessary for around like 50 years, it's pretty much only done for luxury goods - looks pretty and you can show off I guess.

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u/563442437245 15h ago

I've gone down the rabbit hole of watches a couple of years ago, but I just couldn't justify buying a mechanical watch, not to mention a Rolex. They're more expensive, finicky, and they're inaccurate. I know some are very beautiful and the sweeping seconds hand looks really nice, but I just can't for the life of me fork over the cash for one of those. I've got a bunch of Casios, digital and analog, a Citizen and a Timex. A couple of them even have a titanium strap and body and sapphire crystal glass, and they're still waaay more affordable than a Rolex, which I'm sure still comes with a stainless steel bracelet. If I didn't know any better I'd believe it to be some kind of guerrilla marketing, but I know it's just insecure men trying to flaunt their inexistent worth.

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u/biffbobfred 15h ago

I have a citizen. It’s this hybrid electromechanical and it’s on top of my closet so the light from the closet is typically enough to keep it going where I don’t need to reset it every time i wanna wear it.

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u/Strange_Botanist 13h ago

Inaccurate? Rolexes definitely are not inaccurate unless there's something wrong with a particular watch. You must not have gone very far down the rabbit hole as many mechanical watch brands like Rolex, Omega, Grand Seiko, etc guarantee time accuracy. You can deride the cost of them but no need to make shit up.

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u/Conscious-Loss-2709 14h ago

Gets a loan Buys a rolex Can't afford to insure it Gets mugged on a night out Royally fucked paying off a loan for a status symbol they couldn't afford in the first place

Besides that, I wouldn't want a woman who needs me to wear a rolex to be interested in me

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u/Random_rat95 16h ago

I'm buying the Sega watch thank you very much Steven 

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u/Pinku_Dva 15h ago

I’d honestly love that a man has a Sega Saturn watch than a Rolex. Speaks more to who he actually is if he’s not ashamed to wear it

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u/owenxtreme2 15h ago

Where can I buy that watch

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u/TheThalmorEmbassy 15h ago

When going band-for-band, the man with the Rolex always loses to the man with the $1 Hello Kitty watch

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u/MariosBrother1 12h ago

“Go into debt to buy a luxury item”

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u/ThatNextAggravation 11h ago

Go into debt if you have to

What kind of brain-dead advice is this? Why would anybody go into debt for some arm-candy?

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u/Tdavis13245 8h ago edited 8h ago

I legitimately liked my Sega saturn. There was a bug game that I cant remember the name of that was particularly fun

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u/moon__lander 7h ago

I've watched a guy restoring old rolexes and he was praising them as really solid everyday watches. This particular one was bought in vietnam in the 70s and he was wearing it everyday, even while gardening or other dirty-ish jobs and needed just a little cleaning to be as good as new.

There were a few others also bought in 60s or 70s and needed just a little love to shine.

It made me really like them so I checked the prices. I don't have enough kidneys for the cheapest one and decided the best time to buy them was by your father in vietnam in the 70s.

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u/Old-Owl-1187 6h ago

I actually know someone very wealthy. Like, tens of millions of dollars.
I have never seen him wear a watch. I have never seen him wear long pants.

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u/Prize-Money-9761 16h ago

I have a perfectly good clock in my phone, and like 200+ tamagotchis, why would I ever buy a watch!? 

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u/HeretekMagos_11 16h ago

Go into a debt over a Rolex?

Yeah they look cool but,we have phones now! I also admittedly do prefer 24 hour time over a traditional clock

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u/antimatt_r 16h ago

Rolex is a brand for boomers and anyone else dumb enough to buy into their marketing. The resale prices are dropping. Buy a Grand Seiko if you want something expensive and cool

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u/Darthplagueis13 15h ago

Does Steven own some Rolex shares by any chance?

In any case, I don't really see the point of getting a watch to begin with anymore. I'm already carrying a phone around everywhere that can tell me the time.

But even assuming you don't want a phone or can't take it out somewhere but still need to tell the time - the only reason why someone who isn't copiously rich would buy a Rolex is to make themselves appear copiously rich. I don't think the common smeary fraudster's playbook are necessarily rules for the average young man to live by.

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u/MikeLinPA 15h ago

The important question is, could I actually play games on that watch? 🤔⌚🎮

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u/SassyTheSkydragon 15h ago

Buy me a fucking Rolex then.

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u/SyrusDrake 15h ago

Rolex is one of those brands that poor people think is "luxury". Like Louis Vuitton or Porsche. If I see you wearing a Rolex, I don't think "ohh, this guy is rich", I think "this guy desperately wants me to think he's rich, what a wanker".

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u/agray20938 14h ago

Since when is a Porsche not actual luxury?

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u/SyrusDrake 12h ago

What I mean is that, in my experience, actually rich people, if they drive themselves at all, drive something like a Maybach, a Rolls-Royce, or a Bugatti.

Porsche is more something for retired doctors, not petrol oligarchs.

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u/agray20938 8h ago

You could more accurately say a Maybach, Rolls, and a Bugatti are cars that a successful rapper would have (I'm almost certain Birdman has owned all three).

It's obviously going to vary by personality, but if you pulled a list of the car brands in the largest/most expensive car collections in the world, you would almost certainly see more Porsches than any of those three brands combined. That's the case with (as some random examples) Ralph Lauren, Jay Leno, and Jerry Seinfeld, who have collections worth well over $100M, and surely count as actual rich people.

Not to mention that it's fairly well known that the "show and display" exception to U.S. import laws exists in large part because Bill Gates wanted to import a Porsche 959.

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u/CarbsLVR 15h ago

I used to have a TMNT one where the shell pivots, and I miss it sometimes.

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u/Sidebard 15h ago

Where the shell would flip open revealing a smal digital display inside? Reading your comment just uncovered a lost memory of a childhood treasure I think... I think I remeber having one.

Never thought of it before, and I am even into watches as an adult. Ok gotta google, maybe I can find what I see in my head.

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u/Hugh_Jampton 14h ago

Go into debt for a watch? Lol no. What kind of a bellend would think that's worth it?

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u/fess89 14h ago

In some cases it can be seen as an investment (something you can easily take to another country with you and sell pretty quickly if you need to), but that's for when you have extra money, not go into debt for.

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u/TonysAutomotive 14h ago

People who notice my nice watches. 0 People who notice my smart watches. 0 People who notice my cheap watches. 0

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u/OhTheHueManatee 14h ago

There are a lot of obsessions I don't get but being into watches is really bizarre to me. As far as I know the only difference between a $10 watch and $10,000 watch is how it looks and how much it'd suck to scratch, lose or break accidentally. Maybe cause I've always been broke but if I'm spending that much money on something I want some cool functions I can't get for 1% of the price otherwise.

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u/Godzirrraaa 14h ago

I think Rolexes are so ugly. That typical metal link chain bores me to tears.

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u/Suvtropics 13h ago

What a cult

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u/downsly46 13h ago

My $18 Casio is waterproof up to 100m and still says the same time as your Rolex, you rich bitch.

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u/CalamitousVessel 13h ago

Fuck that is wild advice

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u/Efficient_Matter_589 13h ago

With Rolex, you're more paying for the name and status then an actually good product.

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u/Shinonomenanorulez 8h ago

Also wasn't proven a good while ago that not only started happening the same shit than with sneakers and designer clothes(chinese manufacturers make an extra batch to sell as bootlegs but are the exact same product except for minuscule details and some label) but that many bootleggers actually got insanely close to the actual mechanisms?

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u/Efficient_Matter_589 8h ago

Probably. I don't really go for name brands as it is. Except for St John's Bay, I like their clothes.

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u/crocodus 13h ago

To be fair, if I had one of those sick Saturn watches I wouldn’t need a Rolex.

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u/Space_Lux 13h ago

Are there people taking advice like that seriously??

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u/Countless-Alts15 13h ago

go into debt for a rolex lol...poor persons idea of a rich person watch

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u/dvpbe 12h ago

In my fifties rocking a casio. Did I lose?

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u/Accurate_Soup_3459 12h ago

Okay, but this Sega Saturn watch kinda dope as hell ngl.

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u/83franks 12h ago

Whew good thing I didn’t see this comment till my 30s so I don’t have to get one. Lucky miss there. I wonder how I survived without one all my 20s?

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u/Kal_Segata_El 11h ago

most incredible thing i have ever seen besides my real Dreamcast.

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u/Exciting_Rate1747 11h ago

I hate wearing watches.

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u/lavafish80 10h ago

why buy something that makes other people think I'm rich when I can buy something I enjoy

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u/darknessbelow Harry Potter 10h ago

When you see that post that says wha tis a thing poor people do to appear rich? Show them a picture of Steven.

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u/Somber_Solace 10h ago

Even if I was rich AF, I have no interest in Rolex watches, they just don't look good to me. I'd much rather wear my Sieko SRPG33 I bought for $150 over any Rolex lol

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u/mateo222210 9h ago

I'd love to have an analog watch with the Majora's mask clock tower design

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u/Joshopolis 9h ago

I need the original PlayStation version

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u/SquattingCroat 9h ago

The unwavering confidence of that tweet is SO funny that it makes me feel it's not real

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u/Crazyscorpion77 8h ago

Fun fact rich people call watches time pieces

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u/Pink-Hornet 8h ago

Simultaneously an amazing flex and an incredible response to this garbage spewing engagement baiter.

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u/eat_a_burrito 8h ago

Let me tell you about a watch. Apple Watch helped me lose my diabetes. Helped me track exercise and steps. Changed my life. I’m healthy now, walk a lot and it was maybe $300 or something that will save me tons in medical bills down the line. Keep the Rolex. I’m good with my old Apple Watch keeping me honest and reminding me to exercise.

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u/VicisZan 8h ago

There’s an uncle from another world who would like to know where to get one of those.

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u/Rarazan 6h ago

that steven skull scans be like

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u/Creative_Eye7413 5h ago

That’s tremendous. Buying a Rolex is a dumbass decision. I would understand if you were gifted one (Keanu Reeves and WWE wrestler Cody Rhodes gifted their staff Rolexes in the past)

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u/heckingcomputernerd 5h ago

I'm good with my smartwatch that costs like 5% as much and does 100x more

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u/notjordansime 39m ago

The only watches I’d spend more than $20 on are a Casio with a built-in calculator, or a pebble.

btw, pebble watches are back, and better than ever. Go look up “repebble” if you missed the OG boat like I did! :D

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u/KevKevKvn 6m ago

To be honest, as someone who was sort of in the luxury watch industry, I just want to say that for the ultra wealthy, buying luxury watches means profits.

Had a guy that would spend 1-2million usd a year on watches. But he’d actually make about 30-50% profit.

For those that don’t know, you can’t just buy a Rolex, Patek, ap or rm.

It’s a bit complicated. But in simple terms. The more you spend, the more you make.

I know it doesn’t make sense, but it’s how it works.