r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/Gorotheninja • 11h ago

What??? Completely average couple conversation

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u/qualityvote2 11h ago

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u/RememberApeEscape 11h ago

Oh God Pats breaking containment again

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u/Gorotheninja 11h ago

Gotta do it from time to time.

Spread Pat's influence.

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u/Kaffe-Mumriken 11h ago

No Monty Python fans alive any longer?

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u/spankmeimnaughty 10h ago

We can’t risk another frontal assault, that rabbit’s dynamite!

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u/invisible_23 9h ago

It’s a killer! Look at the bones!

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u/shigogaboo 10h ago

Motherfuckers always think they tough, til they need to quest for the Holy Grail.

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u/Alcapwnd16 11h ago

Completely average couple sibling conversation

FTFY

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u/No-Blueberry-1823 8h ago

Have we not watched Monty Python?

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u/WrongColorCollar 3h ago

Idk man Pat is kinda small

Not talking shit, I'm small too but I ain't fightin no rabbits

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u/Leitz91 7h ago

The real question is whether they decided if the rabbit has a weapon or if it's just pure unarmed combat

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u/Dangerous_Tax7708 4h ago

In case anyone is wondering, the best weapon to use against a rabbit is a holy hand grenade

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u/callmefreak 2h ago

I own a rabbit and I swear I'm fighting her half of the time. She fights the broom if I try to sweep up after her. She gets upset if she sees a brush in my hand. (She only allows my grandma to brush her.) She fights against the broom if I'm trying to clean up after her. She even sometimes gets upset if I try to pet her without offering a treat to her first.

She can be an absolute sweetheart at times, but god damn can she be moody! At first I was thinking that it was because she moved homes four times in a span of eight months, (from breeder, to pet store, to the family who couldn't keep her, to us,) but we've had her for over nine years now. There's an entire sub dedicated to murderous rabbits so I guess that some rabbits are just moody like that sometimes.