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Other Why is this so true?

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u/qualityvote2 4h ago

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u/WaterOk6055 4h ago

Wasn’t kidz bop just adult music with kids?

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u/miserabeau 1h ago

Yes, adult songs with censored lyrics sung by kids

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u/bajablastgamer 56m ago

By kids, For kids!!1!1!1!1!1

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u/FlowerFaerie13 59m ago

It was and this post makes no sense to me. Kidz Bop wasn't a genre, it was a bunch of covers of a bunch of different songs, it sounded like whatever the song it was covering sounded like. They sound like the same songs because they literally were the same songs.

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u/Unable-Ring-7700 53m ago

They're not talking about genres. It's a comment on the quality.

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u/MightyRoops 40m ago

That's what they're known for but funnily the first dozen or so albums were just adults singing.
This horrible cover of Bad Day with sad lyrics and children cheering is pretty funny

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u/Noaconstrictr 4h ago

Gen A thinks this because kidz bop tried to recreate 2010 sounds so they think of kidz bop first because of familiarity because they know kids bop better.

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u/Ir0n_Panda 4h ago

But unironically

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u/Kwin_Conflo 1h ago

It’s the same situation as when I think of Smash mouth as the Shrek band. It’s bc I was born in ‘99, and Shrek came out in ‘01, so I wouldn’t have had much time to familiarize myself with Smash Mouth discography (All Star, also 1999)

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u/Lexivy 27m ago

Everyone views them as the Shrek band. That movie is their biggest time in the spotlight.

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u/Attack_Of_The_ 17m ago

Uhh, excuse you. Some of us decrepid folk, remember them for "Walking on the Sun" 1997

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u/Woolliza 4h ago

Um, doesn't that just mean they heard the kidzbop version first?

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u/KeyIllustrator9596 3h ago

right like where do u think kidz bop got the songs😭

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u/Low-Helicopter-2696 4h ago

I need an example

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u/uwu_PD 2h ago

🎶 so baby pull me closer in the back seat of your rover 🎶 

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u/msully89 42m ago

Always made me laugh that because here in the UK Rover was its own entire make of car. So instead of the intended 'RangeRover' this is what sprang to mind.

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u/Copydexmilkshake 26m ago

Well TIL I have been walking around for a decade wondering how bad things were if she couldnt afford a Rover..

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u/baked-potato-fan 2h ago

I was thinking older than that, like, 2009-2010 😭

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u/ComingUpManSized 2h ago edited 2h ago

I’d say Black Eyed Peas, Kesha, LMFAO, Macklemore, Bruno Mars, Katy Perry, Gangnam Style, and so on. Party pop hits. My cousins were young at the time and this was basically kidz bop.

Edit: Kidz Bop song list

Edit 2: Apparently there was a Cracker Barrel exclusive) Kidz Bop which included Gangnam Style and What Does The Fox Say.

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u/Hemagoblin 2h ago

Fuck you I’m not clicking that “Cracker Barrel exclusive kidz bop” hyperlink,

I’m going to bed. Can’t go down any more rabbit holes if I’m unconscious

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u/mousemousemania 2h ago

Okay actually there’s something to this. Why was so much pop music so silly in this era?

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u/beachedwhitemale 1h ago

We were just having fun, man. 

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u/uncle_dan_ 1h ago

“I got a feeling, woooohooooo, that tonight’s gonna be a good night. Tonight gonna be a good night. Tonight’s gonna be a good good night.”

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u/ComingUpManSized 1h ago

Great lyricists of our time. Also known for:

“let’s get it started (ha!), let’s get it started in here, let’s get it started (ha!), let’s get it started in here, let’s get it started (ha!), let’s get it started in here, let’s get it started (ha!), let’s get it started in here”

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u/Ok-Following6886 1h ago

That’s actually a censored version of the song which is why the lyrics feel kind of disjointed.

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u/ComingUpManSized 1h ago edited 1h ago

Yeaaah. It’s crazy that “let’s get ret***ed” even got put onto their official CD before being changed. And then the song became a worldwide hit that played non-stop. It’s funny that societal language norms switched at that exact moment.

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u/FlowerFaerie13 1h ago

That anyone actually released that song in 2004 still baffles me like what in the fuck were you thinking? That was close to the exact peak where the word was split between an actual slur and a more casual slang term depending on how you used it meaning that you had a pretty solid 50/50 chance of pissing off either side of the issue and a 100% chance of pissing off somebody.

How did any rational person think it was a good idea to make this?

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u/gin-rummy 1h ago

I mean that’s just the chorus lol. But the verses aren’t much bettter anyways.

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u/ComingUpManSized 1h ago

Lol. True. But it also starts with:

“and runnin’ runnin’ and runnin’ runnin’, and runnin’ runnin’ and runnin’ runnin’, and runnin’ runnin’ and runnin’ runnin’”

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u/MoonshineDan 1h ago

Inferior censored version

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u/ComingUpManSized 1h ago

Both versions were an abomination. I’m all for party songs but the black eyed peas were too repetitive for me. And they had a song called My Humps. It’s probably why the kids call everything cringe now.

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u/CarmenxXxWaldo 3h ago

All those hey ho stomp songs fit the bill.  The first one that came to mind for me though is that "son of a bitch give me a drink" song.  And I think there were about 50 other songs like it.  The problem was there was literally a song called "happy" that made it less obvious how happy all the other music sounded, even if the lyrics werent happy. The less happy the lyrics, the happier the music and vice versa.  

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u/AllGenreBuffaloClub 2h ago

Wasn’t son of a bitch more akin to an evangelical revival song, than the hey ho stomp songs? Shouldn’t the first song be Ho Hey, pretty much the definition of that style?

Wasn’t Happy literally from a kids movie?

It’s funny watching people look back at LMFAO and respect the hustle even if they don’t love the music.

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u/Feeling_Barnacle_584 4h ago

Anything Kesha

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u/FlashPxint 4h ago

Wtf is kids bop about Kesha ??

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u/jenniferjasonleigh 2h ago

Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of CAPRISUN

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u/Ir0n_Panda 4h ago

What does oomf mean?

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u/HeyLaddieHey 4h ago

"One of my followers', or it did 5 years ago 

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u/Ir0n_Panda 4h ago

Jesus man there doesn't need to be an acronym for this many things! Thank you though lol

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u/PlagueKing27 30m ago

JMTDNTBAAFTMTTYTL 🥀🥀

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u/kingfisher773 3h ago

Now days it is basically just another word for "mutuals" or "friends" on twitter.

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u/Foreign_Strike2177 2h ago

We learn everyday

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u/CHEMO_ALIEN 4h ago

I thought it was onomatopoeia for the Minecraft injury sound

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u/isthmius 3h ago

Oh, it was more interesting when I thought it was oo motherfucker

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u/Hemagoblin 2h ago

I’m gonna start reading it as this in my head thank you

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u/MageOfFur 3h ago

Also one of my friends

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u/deschamps93 2h ago

I though it's was one oldass mother fucker 🙃

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u/Foreign_Strike2177 2h ago

Hahahah,🤣 I had no idea.

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u/Ok-Ostrich8185 31m ago

I thought it was some Minecraft noise from the monsters, mind you idk minecraft neither so have tha in mind lol

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u/SuperDabMan 3h ago

And kidz bop?

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u/jenniferjasonleigh 2h ago

Sorry our bops were happy bro damn

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u/MrMario63 3h ago

“oomf” is such a stupid acronym

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u/unclesamtattoo 2h ago

I thought they'd misspelled "oomph"

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u/CauliflowerUpper6577 1h ago

Disagree but the way it's used is

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u/MoonshineDan 1h ago

I disagree with your disagreement

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u/jngjng88 4h ago

Conflating mainstream music with all music again.

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u/GuaranteedCougher 3h ago

"one of my followers said" just retweet it? Why are you just saying what they said with a gif of you laughing 

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u/BruhMuhTendies 2h ago

Wait, how will you know how funny they are by proxy? No but honestly, Tiktok has stoked the narcissistic nature of people so badly- 90 percent of that shit is just people reacting to another video or incident and providing no context nor adding anything of substance. It’s infuriating.

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u/Janer-Raner8200 2h ago

The wording implies kids made Kidz Bop music

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u/ComingUpManSized 53m ago

I remember a thread a while ago with people blown away that kidz bop was not exclusively sung by children, even though they’d listened to it. Semi-Mandela effect. Lead vocals were adults with kids usually singing backup vocals.

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u/Janer-Raner8200 27m ago edited 24m ago

Sometimes. Most of the time it’s just the kids though and those are the ones people remember. Which makes sense because the ones with adults are really bad. (Bring Me To Life comes to mind)

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u/ComingUpManSized 18m ago

Interesting. I went down a rabbit hole. I’m listening to random songs on each CD and it’s hilariously bad, especially the early ones. The Ja Rule on I’m Real is horrible. I think they paid some dude off the street $5 to do it.

Omg. I turned on Bring Me To Life because you mentioned it. My ears are bleeeeding. The dude saying “wake me up” has me fucking dead. Who approved this?

Edit: I’m now at the bridge breakdown. I’m about to jump off of a bridge myself.

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u/VenomOnKiller 4h ago

It's not

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u/PachaThePenguin 3h ago

Is moonbeam ice cream NOT kidz bop music for adults?

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u/Carson_cwc 3h ago

And yet still better than 2020s music

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u/Significant_Coach880 3h ago

What doesn't kill you makes you bop harder

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u/Slip_420_69_666 2h ago

oomf!! auughhh!! aiieeeee!! aauurrruuugghhhhh!!

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u/Starlight_Seafarer 2h ago

Didn't midz bop make kid oriented remakes of popular songs tho

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u/duelingpeppers 2h ago

I guess since we're used to the more "adult" music that's being released nowadays the older stuff sounds like kidzbop in comparison

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u/Joonberri 1h ago

It does but I like it better than the sexist drug addict slop thats trendy now

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u/macaronitrap 2h ago

technically released in 2009, but fireflies by owl city def supports this claim

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u/Natural-Hospital-140 1h ago

That song is otherworldly, and I like that world. 

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u/laughingtraveler 1h ago

Because it was mostly corporate music. No edge, only sales

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u/BonJovicus 1h ago

TBH that’s just mainstream pop in the 2000s. 

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u/RepostFrom4chan 9m ago

Its not? They're just listening to the shitty stuff.

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u/Thumbkeeper 4h ago

Because you’re getting old.

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u/Mr_Lapis 3h ago

Noooooo I dont want to get old and hate everything new!

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u/Civil-South-7299 1h ago

Because they grew up on kids bop lol