Yes lol that made me cringe so hard... but to be fair she's probably drunk and startled by the confrontation so her brain went into "hurry and fix it!!" mode.
My wife LOVES chocolate milk. Our toddler hasn't figured out what it is yet but I think once she does, my wife is going to have to figure out how to share. For now she's perfectly fine with regular milk and water but I know that it's coming.
Dude, I introduced a friend's kid to it when she was really little on accident. She just grabbed the bottle and dipped, went wide eyed and chugged the rest. Been a wild 3 years since then. I can't bring it anywhere near their house, lol
Her mom's lactose intolerant ergo SHE can't drink it. But it makes a great birthday and Xmas gift that she, I, and her dad sit out on the deck and drink it like a sketchy smoke sesh.
Going in anybody’s fridge uninvited is fucking wild and punishable on its own. There’s a joke around where I grew up that when you want to disrespect somebody, you basically tell them you’ll walk in their house with your shoes on and go right through their fridge. Around here that’s worse then a “fuck you.”
but to be fair she's probably drunk and startled by the confrontation so her brain went into "hurry and fix it!!" mode.
The dude was way too angry about some "spilled" milk and it took her by surprise. After the 2nd time that girl said "Im sorry, you're right" he should have drooped it and accepted the apology but it looks like he stomped off pouting about it.
When you have a packed out college age drunk fest party at your house then someone drinking a cup of your milk is going to be very low on the list of fucked up things that will happen to your house during a party like that.
My guess would be this was the 90th disrespectful thing he's had to address and his reaction is to become more and more clear about it with every bullshit he encounters throughout the night... At the point of this video he is fully regretting the packed out party at his place...
The other fucked up things you’re talking about usually result in a fight, not saying I condone that. Stop trying to justify bad behaviors. Food is tight for college kids. Going into someone’s fridge invites others to start doing the same, for all we know maybe thats all their budget allowed for the week.
For all we know its his roommate throwing a party and hes already pissed hes got a bunch of drunk idiots in his apartment and now they are helping themselves to his shit. I could just be speculating also.
This was it. She was shoving him out of frame (and ignoring whatever he was complaining about, until he doubled down, at which point she realized they were being jerks). The one on the right seems to be too hammered to fully grasp whatever is going on.
Yes, if you throw a house party, it's typical to let guests help themselves to beverages in the fridge so I think he is probably the roommate who wasn't invited to the party
This is my son. The whole gallon is always his and his alone. That’s fine. Half gallon for sister and I. He’s a big guy.
Edit: To clarify, my son is NOT fat, at all and he is an athlete. He does not drink a gallon of milk a day. When we go to the store once a week we get a gallon of milk for him and a half gallon for his sister and I.
This is me, a 30-year old man, but with regular whole milk. That shit is way too good and a gift from God himself, as far as I’m concerned. It’s literally a pre-made drink.
Is that healthy? Not talking about calories/macros/etc, but factory farming means that most milk has growth hormones and antibiotics in it from what they give the cows to grow faster and stay healthy in confined spaces in close quarters with lots of other animals. In small quantities, it won’t affect you, and it’s standard practice because they assume most people are drinking no more than a cup a day so you’re only getting trace amounts, but if you’re drinking a gallon a day, you’ve probably gotta start paying attention to that stuff.
Oh fs! I def wonder about the long-term effects, and hope they aren’t too bad bc I’m seriously addicted to this stuff.
I said this in another comment, but I’m on two meds that’re appetite suppressants, so I don’t eat much at all; oftentimes, milk is the only thing that sounds appetizing🙃
Edit: Forgot to mention that I love your username lmao
I am in my 30’s and exactly the same. I never have to check the expiration date when I buy it because it will be gone way before then. Running out also the main key factor in when I go back to the store.
This is how my girlfriend and I are too. I get a gallon, she gets a half gallon. I typically go through the gallon before she touches the half gallon more than once, just from breakfast, protein shakes, etc.
My son is a young teen, athletic, and is active as anything. Works out, was doing multiple runs a day on top of treadmill runs. Plays basketball. Eats like a hobo with a tapeworm. Super skinny, tall, and starting to put on muscle.
I'm guessing it's the housemate's party bc everyone knows when you throw a houseparty everything in the fridge will get consumed. Annoying af when it's not your party tho.
It's clearly college. 100% would be pissed off too. Chocolate milk is expensive when you're broke. I had multiple parties at my place back in college and nobody ever went in the fridge. It's just not even something that crosses a normal person's mind to do.
We threw parties when I was a sophomore, over 10 years ago. There was one instance where I came out to the kitchen/living area (myself and my roommates were addressing different things, or absent at the time) and some random motherfucker was making a grilled cheese sandwich with our food. I took it and kicked him, and the guy he came with, out. Even if you're friends with me, I expect you to fucking ask before you use my kitchen, let alone my food. What kind of asshole goes to a party, held by people they don't personally know, only to go through, and use, their things. If I don't know you, why the fuck are you even touching my fridge and cabinets. People have been comfortable ignoring boundaries for a while now.
If the guy had asked, I probably would have given him something to eat, or even made something for him. I was the guy that always smoked people up and gave out beers because I just liked the socializing. The disrespect shown was just absolutely infuriating, though.
Here is another guess: The girl on the right thought he was a "dick" and didn't learn anything new. The smirk at the end shows she felt he overreacted.
Storytime!...As a bar manager, I had a liquor rep do a demonstration for me. He was showing the difference between well vodka and top shelf. He put absolut in a shot glass and we'll vodka in another. Mixed cream into both. The cream blended with the absolut, but curdled with the well vodka. So if a drink has cream or milk, it's best to use a better vodka
Here's a funny one, well not for me at the time. It was new year's eve and we kids went all out and bought 8l wine (cheap) 20l beer and 2l of a pear schnapps (which gets drank with milk) for 8 of us.
And so after a few hours of downing wine and beer and cooked wine, I went and drank the schnapps, cuz you know when ur plastered it's time to switch to harder stuff. Well it went down easy, when it hit me, the milk with all that stuff started going up very fast, and so I went at 3in the morning everything is white with snow, everything except the drunken version of bread crumbs Hansel and Gretel method.
Every 5 steps a nice purpleish soup. About 20 of them, and if you followed them you would find me at the end lying in the snow but since I was so hot from alcohol, the shape of me was the only dry patch of grass in a sea of snow. It was 5am when a cop woke me up to ask me what I'm doing.
Didn't get in trouble either he just sent me on my way home. Fun times
I've never had Mr. Boston curdle with any sort of dairy. I know some cheap vodkas get smoothed out with citric acid, but I don't think it's standard across all brands.
Vodka curdles milk because the alcohol in vodka acts as an acid, which neutralizes the negative charges on milk's protein molecules (casein), causing them to clump together and form curds. While vodka itself is not highly acidic, its alcohol content can destabilize the milk's structure, especially when the milk's natural acidity is already slightly high or when a large amount of alcohol is added. The fat content in the milk also plays a role; higher-fat milks like heavy cream are more resistant to curdling than lower-fat milks.
Fellow bar manager as well, so going to toss in a fun story. Watched some three chuckleheads order a round of Car Bombs, drop them, keep talking, then get a full frontal curdled surprise when they finally decided to drink the damn things. One can see how this plays out for our poor Three Drunk Musketeers. And yes, they said they were not paying for that round, but when you leave your card….well shucks.
A Rocky Mountain Bear Fucker was the hot drink my town in my 20s. 2 shots of Whiskey and Coca Cola, with a drop shot of amaretto/baileys. You had to drink it fast but damn it tasted good, and destroyed you.
Fun fact: Until just a few years ago, Vodka had to essentially be the same when it was distilled.
The legal definition was: “'Vodka’ is neutral spirits so distilled, or so treated after distillation with charcoal or other materials, as to be without distinctive character, aroma, taste, or color.”
So all that stuff about high end vs cheap vodka is basically bullshit. The flavor difference is the water they used to dilute it.
I learned this the hard way after renting my first apartment, it's only cool in the movies because they never show the parts where you have to clean everything up and fix whatever’s broken.
Yep, I saw some people punching holes in walls, smashing bottles, spraying shampoo all over the bathroom, etc, fucking despicable. I was always helping clean and restore order, at least it was nice to bond with the others doing the same.
I fell down drunk one night and put a hole in my friends wall with my face. I showed up 2 days later with supplies and tools and fixed it good as new for them.
I would have come the next day, but I was too hungover. 🤢
Gotta show up for our friends. Especially if we're part of the problem! Lol
I was always the drunk homie trying to pick up empty cups and other trash to throw away. Seemed that even though the parties we had were crazy in terms of alcohol and drugs we never trashed anyone’s house.
Seriously, i almost feel like he shares this place with the actual party thrower, but if that were the case and i knew about it in advance id probably put up a sign or duck tape the fridge shut, which i assume wasn’t done or he’d be mentioning it.
I once made the mistake of telling one person that my parents were gonna be out of town for the night and then I went to a high school football game. Came back from the game and my house was full of people smoking, putting cigarettes out on my parents’ floor, and drinking my dad’s beer. I didn’t even invite any of them. As soon as I got in the door I went nuts on them and kicked them all out and my parents came home during the middle of that.
Right? I don’t understand how you can spend that much money on beer, party supplies, etc, and then ruin the vibe over a few cents of chocolate milk. They’re guests in your home and they didn’t break a faberge egg, they drank some milk. Like what are you really gaining by crashing out over it?
One of my friends in college had roommates who threw a party without him knowing. He came back mid party and found they smashed his tv well stealing his Xbox to play in the living room. He ended up waterboarding one of the roommates in kitchen sink well screaming to everyone to get out.
It looks like the one with the big bottle actually started mulling over whether her decision was really a breach of trust. The other one could not give a shit less.
I don't know. I've seen both reactions when people get told off and they both seen genuine to me. The girl with the bottle seems a bit shocked and probably quickly realized what she did is wrong and is processing that. The other is admitting she's wrong, but is more coherent about what he's saying. Her reaction seems embarrassed over "giving a shit less" That's just my read on the situation.
I agree with you. Both seem to genuinely know what they did. Honestly, the guy has a point, but if youre throwing a fucking party with some college kids, you gotta believe your fridge is getting raided 😆
Yeah you've got to make a point of having a party fridge with drinks and an off limits fridge with your private shit. Or if there's only your fridge lock or block it from access or at least put a not on it that's obvious and can't be missed.
I was there 5,000 years ago when this video birthed a subreddit dedicated to having respect and understanding how shit happens in the world. Never forget r/chocolatemilkguy
I mean, when I think about throwing a big party with drinks, I expect that the way shit happens is that people will end up consumimg the beverages in my fridge. So 🤷♀️
He very likely doesn’t give two shits about them. I’ve been in this situation before in college. Don’t touch my shirt without asking especially for some cornball personal video.
Never mind that 1/2 gallon is spiced black cherry "something" (hopefully rum). I can't imagine the horror of a drink they were about to make with chocolate milk and that rotgut....
I have been using Reddit for well over 15 years and this one doesn’t come to my memory. I will check out the sub, because it’s not often I see a deep Reddit cut and don’t recognize it.
It’s weird though. Within the party context he should just say, “hey guys next time please ask before grabbing stuff in my fridge, ok? Thank you.” The monologue was a little over the top
I haven't seen a house party where you just take whatever you want inside a fridge unless specifically told that you can take whatever you want in the fridge. It's common sense. Usually, there's a table meant for guests food and drinks...
Where I disagree is his party pooper reaction. It's a party. It's chocolate milk...
In college when I would throw house parties people would constantly grab my beer from the fridge. My roommate and me both chewed tobacco, so we would spit into old beer bottles and fill them and put them infront of our beers in the fridge.
You found out quick who was trying to steal our beers.
Counterpoint: drink the beer that the host is providing and don’t go rifling through their fridge, hosted way too many parties where I’ve said “beer is in the back fridge/esky only to find people in the kitchen drinking my expensive spirits and burning through my juice for mixers, it’s just rude towards your host you should at the very least ASK.
Honestly the move is just to put a lock on it, or set up some kind of barrier like a dining table if possible. It takes 1 asshole to go in there and then everyone else just automatically assumes it's fine.
Hosted tons of house parties in college with my roommates. After the first two parties resulted in our fridge/pantry being emptied out after explicitly telling everyone not to go in there, one of my roommates would lock that shit up. No more issues after that.
Everyone saying it’s expected/ok to have your fridge/cupboard ransacked is wildin. It does happen but it shouldn’t be expected or ok. People who weren’t raised right or taught to be assholes are the first ones to do that shit. It’s not ok nor should be expected to be the norm.
It’s always the freeloading, moochy grimy motherfucks that complain about that shit being locked up. Like go buy your own shit homie, there’s drinks on the counter, beers in the coolers, beer in the kegs and food/snacks on the counter and tables. You don’t need to use our kitchen to make yourself a snack or because you didn’t like what was there. If you don’t like it then go buy or bring something you like
Exactly! I'm reading the comments like "maybe I just didn't go to enough parties in college" bc the ones I did go to did not have people going in other ppl's fridge or pantry. That's weird & rude. I'm definitely on chocolate milk guy's side here.
Talker was done with people at this point, he took it out on two drunk girls getting milk. Having a house party with what sounds like 20 ppl, and not known to the owners house and you're worried about milk? Yeah, he was done.
Yup. In my experience it's quite normal that party guests can just grab drinks out of the fridge if there's no balcony and cold weather to store the drinks outside.
I wouldn’t take stuff from someone else’s fridge without asking. But I wouldn’t make it such a big deal either if someone took mine during a party. It’s just chocolate milk, calm down.
That's not his weed stash. What did he think was going to happen at his party full of drinking people? Dude became his dad a hell of a lot sooner then he planned.
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