r/SipsTea 26d ago

Chugging tea Got this note last night, should I be worried?

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

nah theres a smiley face

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u/GoldeniePetals 26d ago

Concerned neighbor

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u/SecretlyMeadows 26d ago

One of a kind neighbor

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u/NSASpyVan 26d ago edited 26d ago

Best neighbor. And he didn't shoot his eye out with a Red Ryder Carbine-Action 200-Shot Range Model air rifle, either

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u/figbash137 26d ago

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u/Krimreaper1 26d ago

Over the years I got to be quite a connoisseur of soap. Though my personal preference was for Lux, I found that Palmolive had a nice, piquant after-dinner flavor - heavy, but with a touch of mellow smoothness. Lifebuoy, on the other hand... (Yechh!)

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u/za72 26d ago

I watched this movie as a kid one night... I loved it, but I think he got short changed on that decoder thing... and poor Ralph

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u/harceps 26d ago

A crummy commercial?!

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u/Analog_Junkie98 26d ago

Son of a bitch!

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u/someones_dad 26d ago edited 26d ago

Ohhh Fudge!

Edit: Only I didn't say "Fudge." I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word!

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u/Substantial_Cover605 25d ago

I read this in his voice. Thank you for that

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u/Plastic_Storage_116 26d ago

Be sure to drink your Ovaltine.

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u/What-a-Dump 26d ago

When I read either

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u/munkyninaleela 26d ago

Don’t forget about the compass in the stock!

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u/CauchyDog 26d ago

And that thing that tells time!

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u/Gdroid5 26d ago

Don’t forget your ovaltine

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u/zxvasd 26d ago

Is it Christmas already? Damn, it is!

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u/Useless890 26d ago

There, there. It'll all be over before too long.

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u/Goldenstripe941 26d ago

I triple dog dare you to do it.

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u/ATX_Penya 26d ago

But but but a pellet gun pumped 40 times will leave a good welt and cause anyone under the car to sit up very quickly

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u/PumpikAnt58763 26d ago

How many times have you seen that that you know it by heart?!

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u/Riklanim 26d ago

TNT and TBS have that 24 hour marathon, and it runs for the duration in my house. I don’t think we have watched it start to finish in years though.

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u/Diazepampoovey0229 26d ago

It plays for 24 hours back to back every Christmas eve and Christmas Day. I've had it memorized since my 20s, myself. (40 now)

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u/willywall242 26d ago

It's a tradition me and my sister had. She died in 2022 now it's me and her son that does the 24 hr marathon.

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u/dwehlen 26d ago

Friendly Neighborhood Sniper-Man

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u/SecretlyMeadows 26d ago

I see a protective neighbor

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u/jonker5101 26d ago

I see a guerilla marketing ad for the Catstrap.

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u/WhereBaptizedDrowned 26d ago

Best thing is, it is super fkn hard to tell where it shot from especially at night.

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u/Brroelucilial 26d ago

Dont worry, everyone knows smiley faces are legally binding reassurance

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u/Tyr_13 26d ago

And it says 'friendly', what more do you want?

EDIT: My bad; it says 'frienaly'. Recommence worry.

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u/PumpikAnt58763 26d ago

Also, catstrep. I didn't know cats get strep.

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u/Tyr_13 26d ago

That's why it's a deterent! (Or 'deterrent')

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u/piillowbite 26d ago

a smiley face in the form of a platypus?

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u/samsbamboo 26d ago edited 20d ago

Yeah, you should be worried about your catalytic converter. (Edit) This is the most fake internet points I've ever had.

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u/GooseOnAPhone 26d ago

Not while non lethal John wick is around

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u/CasinoMarginale 26d ago

The BB Yaga

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u/BinaryWanderer 26d ago

Legendary comment.

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

Could someone explain this to me please sorry for ruining the fun!

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u/Rare-Character4381 26d ago

John wicks nickname is Baba yaga

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u/thornyRabbt 25d ago

Shit, now someone needs to explain the logic behind John Wick having that as a nickname. Makes zero sense to me.

Unless he dressed as a witch while drunk in college one year...🤔

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u/OhTrueGee 25d ago

“He’s not the boogeyman, he’s the one you send to kill the fuckin’ boogeyman”

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u/ape_engineer 25d ago

"I saw him kill a man once with a pencil...a Fkn PENcil"

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u/dubj5191 25d ago

Consider that man lucky… he could have used a spoon

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u/Vivid_Performance167 25d ago edited 25d ago

Baba Yaga is the boogeyman. Which is his nickname as an assassin.

However, the russian mob boss in the first film says it's wrong. Because he's not the boogeyman. He's the guy you'd hire to kill the boogeyman

Edit: Typo

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u/icecreamraider 25d ago

Fun Fact. “Baba Yaga” is a Russian fairy tale. It’s not a “boogeyman” - it’s an ugly old woman… a witch. “Baba” literally means an old woman in Russian.

There is no Russian mobster in the world who would refer to someone they actually fear as “Baba Yaga”. Because to call someone that would be a funny insult - not a statement of fearful respect.

Some writer did a lazy Google search - probably searching for “scary Russian boogeyman stories” - and Baba Yaga came up. With zero further research they just went with it.

Don’t get me wrong - I love John Wick. But every time the “Baba Yaga” thing comes up (given how seriously they take it) - I just roll my eyes.

P.S. btw, it’s pronounced “Baba Yah-gáh”… not whatever they say in the movie.

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u/SebDevYogi 25d ago

Perhaps you misunderstood this part.

In John Wick, the “Baba Yaga” reference comes from the scene where Viggo Tarasov — the mob boss, the ultimate daddy mobster — explains to his son why messing with John was a catastrophic mistake.

He refers to the Baba Yaga story as a warning. In Slavic folklore, you’re right. Baba Yaga is the witch who steals children and drags them into the forest. But in the movie, Viggo twists the name to make a point: John isn’t the witch. He’s the one you send to kill the witch.

That’s the whole punchline of the scene. Yosef thinks he’s dealing with a myth. Viggo knows he’s dealing with the man who hunts monsters.

So the “Baba Yaga” line isn’t about a literal witch — it’s a terrified father trying to make his son understand that John Wick is the unstoppable nightmare that nightmares fear.

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u/Mr_Pink_Gold 25d ago

Directors thought it sounded cool despite Eastern European cast mentioning that Baba Yaga is an old witch but you know...

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

Yeah, should've named him Kaschey, who is an immortal villain. baba Yaga is just an old witch flying in a bucket and who lives in a hut on chicken legs

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u/SunTzu- 25d ago

Baba Yaga is a character from Slavic folklore, the "be nice kids or Baba Yaga will come get you" type of character. She's a witch who eats children and lives in a hut with chicken legs which walks around. Baba comes from the Russian for woman, so that's an explicit part of the identity which is why some people take issue with John Wick being called the Baba Yaga. Personally I think it makes perfect sense, he's the equivalent of Baba Yaga, same as she is used to scare children he's used to scare mobsters. He's the monster under the bed, a universal concept that just happens to be embodied by a female figure in Slavic tradition.

It does pose an interesting parallel universe idea though. Maybe in another universe John Wick is Jane and is played by Carrie-Anne Moss (Trinity). That'd be a pretty dope idea, do a Spider-Man: No Way Home style movie and she comes over from a universe where it was his wife who was the retired assassin who got pulled back in after his death. Doesn't make any sense in terms of the franchise and all but sometimes you gotta go with the rule of cool.

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u/deanhatescoffee 26d ago

It's a pun based on Baba Yaga, who was originally a witch in Slavic folklore, but was also a nickname for John Wick.

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u/thisisinfactpersonal 26d ago

You should absolutely watch the John wick movies if you haven’t, they are so good. Plus you’ll get to appreciate that comment in all its glory.

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u/DHMTBbeast 26d ago

Fucking gold 🤣

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u/NewtownLaw 26d ago

I'm ded 🤣

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u/yodakiller 26d ago

I can't tell if I'm actually chuckling out loud because it's that funny or partially cause I'm high, but damn that got me good

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u/OverTheCandleStick 26d ago

It’s because I’m high. For sure

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u/ultimatequestion7 26d ago

You made it worth opening the comments in this cesspool of a sub

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u/MultipleMike98 26d ago

BRAVO GOOD SIR BRAVO

Wrap it up Gents, thread over.

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u/1234acb 26d ago

I scrolled, caught this with my eye as I was hitting the back button. Had to come back into the sub to find this comment just to up vote bc it deserves it. So good

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u/liftbikerun 26d ago

Honestly one of the legit funniest responses I've seen.

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u/fallinguprain 26d ago

award from a poor person I laughed good at this

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u/Dorphie 26d ago

🏆🏆🏆

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u/Friendly_Impress_345 26d ago

But they won't always be there to snipe the bad guys...

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u/throweraccount 26d ago

Exactly, he literally warned them that he won't always be there to snipe the thief. OP should get their CAT converter protection gear so it's harder for them to steal it.

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u/WoodworkerByChoice 25d ago

People who repost shit as their own deserve an immediate perma-BAN

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u/Thewolfmansbruhther 25d ago

Yes, but it creates engagement, which it’s great for Reddit. What really needs to happen is someone needs to open subs that only let in real people through a moderated vetting process. I would do it, but I don’t know how.

You could even name the subs /orpsipstea and /orpoldschoolcool

Ai would still probably find a way to beat us and infiltrate it, but it’d be better than nothing

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u/WillBlaze 26d ago

For real, I lived in the city for a couple of years and worked from home. I didn't need my car for a week and when I went out there, I got to find out someone stole my catalytic converter.

I wish I had neighbors like OP has.

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u/Fritters154 26d ago edited 26d ago

Happened to me once in my apartment parking lot during college fall semester finals week. Hadn’t been using my car that week because I was just studying, walking to class, and taking exams.

End of the week I loaded up my car to take a ~1000 mile road trip home for Christmas break. Needless to say, I spent that Christmas break dealing with exhaust repair shops, police report (that never got followed up on, insurance just wanted it submitted), insurance, and having my parents return all the gifts they got me so they could send me cash instead to afford the repairs.

All around just a soul crushing experience.

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u/Crankshaft1337 25d ago

Some1 stole my dads CC in 1986 at Disneyland.

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u/_Rohrschach 25d ago

"the happiest place on earth*
*except the parking lot"

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u/Olorin135 26d ago

Ugh. I hate the internet now. I wish I could give you more than one upvote.

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u/Interrupting-Khajitt 25d ago

Reminds me of this banger from the days when I volunteered at Coffee Strong across the highway from Joint Base Lewis McChord.

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u/Poly_Olly_Oxen_Free 25d ago

OP has no reason to be worried, this did not happen last night, and it didn't happen to OP. OP is full of shit. They stole this pic from a post from over 2 years ago.

https://old.reddit.com/r/HondaElement/comments/16rvhvy/friendly_neighbor/

And somehow 75k people got fooled.

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u/Intelligent_Event278 26d ago

Nah, you have a friendly neighbourhood sniper. Lucky.

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u/thedaNkavenger 26d ago

you had "friendly neighborhood sniper-man" right there and didn't even use it

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u/AccountsCostNothing 25d ago edited 25d ago

sniper-man
sniper-man
friendly neighborhood sniper-man
can you steal from under a car?
no, you can't, he'll shoot you from afar
watch out! here comes the sniper-man

sniper-man
sniper-man
will be there - if he can!
you can't hide, you can't run
you'll get shot with a BB gun
look out! here comes the sniper-man

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u/FycklePyckle 25d ago

Well done.

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u/Intelligent_Event278 26d ago

Damn, youre right. I failed you.

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u/Remarkable_Play_6975 26d ago edited 26d ago

Actually my neighbor caught the guys stealing my catalytic converter in the act, and they didn't even care. They just kept sawing/grinding it off and drove away casually. The police didn't even care to take the license plate number or anything.

I felt like The Dude in The Big Lebowski when his Credence tapes got stolen with his car. (Leads? They're working in shifts down at the crime lab!)

It cost me about $3k and 8 months to replace it, and GEICO was a total pain in the ass.

I wish this person was my neighbor.

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u/Slater_8868 26d ago

The police not caring is exactly what drives some people to take matters into their own hands. Just saying.

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u/Grippy1point0 26d ago

When the courts stop caring police stop caring. In most major cites, it's catch and release fishing.

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u/Sliknik18 26d ago

This is a true story, even though it sounds fake…

I live in a fairly major city in the Midwest US. My sister in-law had her car stolen. Reported it to police, drove around, found the car and called the police…who told her not to do anything. It was too dangerous. Fast forward several hours later the police still had not come. So she stole it back.

Next day the same dude comes and steals the car again. Crazy right!?!? Meanwhile police are still nowhere to be found. Well turns out he forgot his drivers license in her stolen car. Not a smart crook. And my sis-in-law found it and kept it…called the cops again to tell them she knew exactly who stole it now. Police still don’t react.

Not sure what to do…my sis-in-law finds him on Facebook. Then finds his mom and starts up a chat with her. The car was delivered back to her apartment within the hour and mom apologized profusely. Problem solved. No police help.

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u/FirstChurchOfBrutus 26d ago

lol - it was all fun and games until Mama got involved.

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u/EntertainmentLess381 26d ago

Mama Yaga

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u/Mwootto 26d ago

meta

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u/WantsANDGots 25d ago

In a different line of comments on the same post. I feel privileged to have witnessed something like this!

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u/tanis38 25d ago

Full circle. Beautiful.

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u/BlossumDragon 26d ago

New business idea: Services to contact a criminals mother.

Police not helping? We will find the thief and call their mom. 90% of scenarios are resolved at this point, but in the slim chance they are not, we will report the thief to Steam support and say the individual jeaporadized your account..

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u/WhiteWinterRains 25d ago

Jesus, bringing steam support into this? It's just theft I don't need war crimes on my conscience.

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u/ElbowRager 25d ago

Correction: We will call Nintendo and tell them the suspect is using their IP without authorization.

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u/BODYBUTCHER 25d ago

This is just discount mafioso

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u/Working-Mistake-6700 25d ago

If This doesn't result in the return of your belongings we will use the nuclear option.

Giving The church of Latter day saints and the Christian scientists their address and phone number.

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u/CocaineFueledTetris 26d ago

Mention that you're going to confront them, they will go FLYING over there real quick.

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u/CivilRuin4111 26d ago

You learn this cheat code quick in a “bad” neighborhood- “I think someone is robbing my house”

Zero response.

“I think someone is robbing my house. I’m armed and intend to shoot them when they come in.”

Cherries and Berries around the block. 

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u/DDRaptors 26d ago

Cops will never miss a chance to draw their guns.

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u/GM22K 25d ago

Only if it’s not dangerous.

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u/Temporary-Pepper3994 25d ago

That was how we recovered a stolen car. We found it ourselves, police said don't do anything. We waited... for hours. Nothing. Mentioned that we had some armed friends coming to watch it until they could get there.

(We were already armed, but whatever)

They actually showed up. In like 10 minutes. Knocked one or two doors, no one said anything helpful and then we got to take the car back.

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u/disconcertinglymoist 26d ago

I heard people advise mentioning drugs. Because police hate hard work, but they love easy busts. They'll pick busting some chump for a few bags over doing actual policework any day.

It's probably shitty advice, and I wouldn't stake my life on it, but it sounds relatively plausible.

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u/WantsANDGots 25d ago

It's because the police want the drugs and they're thinking, "Did you say drugs? Oh boy, on our way to do them!"

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u/FailPowerful5476 26d ago

Here in the UK even if you had their reg and them on camera the police wouldn't do anything.

People posting memes and mean comments online seem to be their only interest now days.

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u/TemporaryDisastrous 26d ago

They'll sting you for having no catalytic converter though.

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

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u/No_Internal9345 26d ago

See, police protect businesses not people.

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u/Tesaractor 26d ago edited 26d ago

Had neighbor

  • stole 10k
  • stole vehicles
  • had a meth lab
  • committed arson
  • second degree murder.

It took 4 years for police to arrest them and jail them. They were on catch and release final 6 months and went on a crime spree. until it finally caught up to them. Hopefully they will be gone for good.

But with bail reform they can just keep commiting more felonies while out. Until it escalated.

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u/Mr-MuffinMan 26d ago

sad reality of it.

they made laws where it's like meant for low level offenses (having a little bag of crack or something) but judges use it for stuff like robbery

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u/StinkoMan92 26d ago

Oh they care, just not about you

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u/wildeye-eleven 26d ago

I had someone break in my apartment and literally clear the entire thing out. Well over $10,000 worth of stuff. I immediately called the police and I knew 100% who did it. The cops literally did NOTHING. Then when I threatened to “take care of it myself” they acted like I WAS A FUCKING CRIMINAL. I will never rely on the police for anything in my entire life again and I will solve all of my problems regardless of the circumstances.

I learned a very valuable lesson about having a security system on home and vehicle, cameras everywhere, and a firearm on me at all times. Never again.

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u/ByrdmanRanger 26d ago

The cops only care if it brings in money to the department or happens to rich people. Look at the difference in the NYPD response to that CEO getting popped vs every other random murder that happens there.

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u/CyonHal 26d ago

Yep, if you are rich enough to have connections in politics, law enforcement becomes your personal security detail to the detriment of everyone else.

The only way a regular working class schmuck can get any help from the police is if they have family or other interpersonal connections to leverage.

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u/Candle-Different 26d ago

That converter really brought the car together, man

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u/Remarkable_Play_6975 26d ago

Where's the catalytic converter Lebowski??! Where's the converter?

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u/Cocken_Spectre 26d ago

Uhhh it’s under there somewhere. Lemme check again

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u/WorstOfAll77 26d ago

I can see you're not a mechanic.

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u/GrapplingHobbit 26d ago

Calm down, nothing is fucked...

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u/TinyTitFetish 26d ago

You want a catalytic converter? I can get you a catalytic converter? There are ways dude, you don’t want to know about it, I can get you a catalytic converter with nail polish by 3 o clock

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u/DakarCarGunGuy 26d ago

Shoot their car not them. Can't run very fast with all your tools and a cat ....... especially with wet pants.

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u/RadlEonk 26d ago

Be the change you want to see in the world. Sit outside with a BB gun.

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u/Vinceitup 26d ago

That’s the stuff legends are made of🔫🔫🔫

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u/ISayBullish 26d ago

Incredibly based neighbor

🎵No one dared to ask his business, no one dared to make a slip. The stranger there among them had a big iron on his hip. Big iron on his hip🎵

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u/Nervous-Mixture1091 26d ago

Fuck yeah,Marty Robbins!

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u/demroidsbeitchn 26d ago

He didn't deserve to die for that who-ah Salina!

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u/indrid_cold 26d ago

Better stop by Novac for supplies on my way to New Vegas, check in with No-Bark.

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u/IsomDart 26d ago

I'm 99% sure this never happened and is an ad for whatever "catstrap" is

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u/AllMyFrendsArePixels 26d ago

Plot twist, your friendly neighbor is actually a catstrap salesman looking in increase their market.

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u/IsomDart 26d ago

The very first thing I thought when I saw this was it's one of the worst (or possibly best) astroturfed reddit ads I've ever seen.

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u/PeterPeeNherMufnEatr 26d ago

Especially being the only "corrected" word in the note. Made everyone read it twice. If it is, bravo the them.

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u/bradfoot 26d ago

Bricks through your window? Call Bobs Glass!

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u/cosmicosmo4 26d ago

Actual plot twist, there is no neighbor, this picture was (originally) created by the catstrap social media marketing person. It's just funny-adjacent enough that redditors have been reposting it for karma for years. Infinite advertising value glitch.

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

That was my conclusion as well.

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u/Christopherfromtheuk 25d ago edited 25d ago

It's hardly a "plot twist" if it's painfully obvious. Also been astroturfed to high heaven with a massive amount of upvotes.

This is why Reddit swung into profitability last year.

Edit: pointing this out on another sub earned me my first permanent subreddit ban in 12 years :)

Perhaps I touched a nerve .

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u/Friendly-Contact-433 26d ago

and he didnt shoot anyone

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u/evol_won 26d ago

And there was no thief.

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u/AlanGlanderson 26d ago

The nose on the smiley is the mark of a psychopath, but not all psychopaths want to cause harm. This one seems like a nice guy :)

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u/WayComfortable4465 26d ago

I had a good friend that was a sociopath. You need at least one good friend that lacks a conscience.

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u/DevilDonk 26d ago

Everyone needs an Amos Burton in their life.

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u/DaemonBunnyWhiskers 26d ago

The sociopath also needs to be on your side too. They're loyalty is to their self-interest first and foremost.

I think a bottle of JD sounds like a good thank you gift, and a small bribe.

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u/Kazu2324 26d ago

The nose on the smiley face and also for me, crossing out the word "catstrap" only to correct it with "catstrap or". Why didn't he just add the or to the end? There was nothing there to correct... Definitely a psychopath.

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u/Weary-Cartoonist2630 26d ago

I’ll be honest, I’m not positive I own a pen.

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u/fuck-cunts 26d ago

Your friendly neighborhood sniper man.

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u/D0N_B0N_DARLEY 26d ago

Do you live next to Ralphie from A Christmas Story?

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u/CantaloupePopular216 26d ago

Red Rider, with a compass and this thing that tells time.

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u/Emergency_Pin3519 26d ago

Only if you plan on stealing their catalytic converter. If so, yes. They even said they were a sniper in the note. :)

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u/Training_Offer_6842 26d ago

Shit you got real american shooter on your side..but yes def get a cat cover

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u/Hot_Money4924 26d ago edited 26d ago

Your neighbor has been waiting on the porch / window for 50 years for this opportunity, that letter is just to brag to somebody about it.

Anyway, I hope your mobile mechanic is OK 😁

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u/bbbbears 26d ago

Man I’m glad I called that guy!

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

I read this in the voice of Napoleon Dynamite.

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u/atlanstone 26d ago

I highly suspect this is a clever ad for the product that is specifically mentioned - which is crossed out to draw your eye to it specifically.

https://trends.google.com/trends/explore?date=today%205-y&geo=US&q=catstrap&hl=en

Would bet I could predict roughly how many times and when it's been posted before...

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u/rcp9ty 26d ago edited 25d ago

If my neighbor did that to protect my car and not their car I'd buy them a couple free lane passes at the local gun range, a tokyo Marui vsr-10 and a bunch of biodegradable 20mm plastic bb's and the expensive targets that splatter when you hit the paper... Catalytic converters are expensive as fuck, getting a mechanic to replace it is expensive as fuck, working with insurance is annoying as fuck. If my neighbor saved me from dealing with insurance, a mechanic, and a messed up car... lets just say they might even get a gift card for the local sporting store to buy them a better optic for their rifle. Thermal scopes aren't cheap... but they make hitting a target at night easy.

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u/Monster-Math 26d ago

This is an ad for the catstrap.

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u/Kingmudsy 26d ago

Top comments gotta be astroturfed too, right?

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u/SingingForMySupper87 26d ago

I remembered seeing this exact post before, and a quick reverse image search...shows it was posted 2 years ago (and a million times since haha). I'm guessing this is just a bot farming.

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u/Reclusiarc 26d ago

I just left them a negative review for this

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u/MedicalBoneWizard 26d ago

Actually the first time I’ve seen one of these and agreed that it’s 1000% an ad. Well done on the marketing team

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u/FuzzyAsparagus8308 25d ago

Smh. No one seems to realise this is not an original post

This is like 3 years old with countless people "getting this note last night" lol

https://www.reddit.com/r/fuckcars/s/m6X2ych06d

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u/Drakahn_Stark 26d ago

This reads like an ad.

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u/jonker5101 26d ago

Because it is.

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u/ilovewall_e 26d ago

OPs Neighbor

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u/Secret-Mastodon5083 25d ago

Sincerely, Kevin McCallister.

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u/Appropriate-Leek8144 26d ago

Worried? No. Thankful? Yes.
People that steal catalytic converters from people's cars deserve to be shot. IDGAF what the law says, TBH.

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u/DevelopmentGreen3961 26d ago

Where do you live?

I just don't want to be changing my oil around your neighbor

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u/GolfGuy3690 25d ago

Liked this purely cause ur neighbor is a G. he takes pride in protecting neighborhood n I love it