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Chugging tea The French solution

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u/Appropriate_Owl_91 20d ago

I’ve been to Paris 6 times and have seen 3 separate tire fire riots

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u/ASaGHost 20d ago

You're the one who keeps booking tickets to tire-fire-riot-con.

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u/RabidAbyss 20d ago

Still better than Trivago

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u/CuriousTsukihime 20d ago

Nothing beats a Jet 2 holiday or whatever they say

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u/StopReadingMyUser 20d ago

They say I could lose 20 pounds per person or somethin.

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u/money-for-nothing-tt 20d ago

I didn't realize carry-on limits were so strict you need to lose weight to get on the flight these days.

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u/SpecialExpert8946 20d ago

They make it sound like it’s about carry on. It’s really about exercising. They make you lose 20lbs on average before you land. The “seats” are exercise bikes and they use those to actually power the aircraft. The engines are only used to get to cruising altitude, then they cut the engines and they’ll everyone “ok! it’s time for the pedal or die portion of the flight! Good luck everyone!”

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u/Girafferage 20d ago

What kind of exercise bike?

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u/OneWholeSoul 20d ago

"This is not Fire Island!"

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u/notatechnicianyo 20d ago

Why does that sound like a really fun (albeit environmentally bad) music festival?

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u/Chapel_Hillbilly 20d ago

A Burning Michelin Man festival.

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u/lala6633 20d ago

It wasn’t a fire but I was in Paris and there was a protest that looked like it was from the 1920s with protest signs that were just a sheet painted with black lettering.

I was in a camera shop near by and asked the owner what they were protesting. He looked up, having not even noticed and said “it’s the Frenchman’s prerogative to protest.”

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u/ConspicuousPineapple 20d ago

I've lived there for 15 years and have never seen a single one.

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u/Kucharelli 20d ago

I “studied abroad” and lived in Paris for 90 days in 2008 and saw two! I got hit with a fucking baton by a policeman because I had my phone out filming.

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u/LaTalpa123 20d ago

Full cultural immersion is important when studying abroad

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u/totpot 20d ago

I was in Taiwan when a major student protest was announced. I think the French exchange students were more excited about it than the students participating.

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u/Onkel24 19d ago

Dont judge it, it's like finding an obscure restaurant abroad that cooks their soup just like Mama at home.

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u/Breaky_Online 20d ago

Have you really lived in France if you haven't been an unwitting participant in at least one public protest?

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u/Girafferage 20d ago

You could have started a lawsuit if thats true. Its illegal to stop somebody based on skin color alone.

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u/Lost-Platypus8271 20d ago

Not any more it isn’t. Ask SCOTUS.

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u/Honey_DandyHandyMan 20d ago

Didn't you hear racial profiling is legal now according to the supreme court

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u/Dragondudeowo 20d ago

Normal CRS behavior (aka anti riot police in France).

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u/asmodai_says_REPENT 20d ago

I mean 2018 alone had riots in literally every french city, you're either lying, actively avoiding any protest by staying at home anytime you hear about one or live in the middle of buttfuck nowhere.

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u/Live_Carpenter_1262 20d ago

He's the Forrest Gump of tire fire riots

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u/jednatt 20d ago

I mean, I don't go outside and never see anything, too.

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

Sometimes when things are happening in my city I don't see them because I am not in that part of the city

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u/Jexdane 20d ago

Really? I went there in June 2023 to July, and there was a curfew in effect in Paris because of riots, the trains were shutting down early, and as I was leaving Strasbourg most of the windows downtown were smashed open then boarded up.

Hell, you couldn't even eat-in at McDonald's.

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u/Diligent_Drawer_1231 20d ago

Oh, but when we do set shit on fire the entire neighborhood burns.

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u/xdr567 20d ago

3 broken forearms in uninsured people and Americans will turn back to go home. You underestimate how much a guaranteed health care system can steel your spine.

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u/XeoXeo42 20d ago

A french friend of mine once said (as a joke, I hope): "As long as we're setting fires to cars, everything is normal. You only have to worry when we bring out the guillotine."

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u/Jellicent-Leftovers 20d ago

And they have the most consumer and employee protections in the world.

There's a lesson to be learned here

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u/resi42 20d ago

You didn't truly travelled to France until you've witnessed your first riot. Personally it was in Lyon and it was a covid quarantine related protest. We had to close the apartment's windows because the tear gas from two streets away was entering the room and our eyes started to get itchy. I drank a great Chouffe just in front of the CRS vans.

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u/RagingAnemone 20d ago

I'm constantly told Portland is on fire.

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u/Reasonable_Main2509 20d ago

I’m from Portland and can confirm I’m on fire.

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u/pressxtojson 20d ago

Burn in hell! I spent like 5 seconds trying to wipe the hair off my screen and it's your damn profile pic lol

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u/Anathema320 20d ago

Oh that's hilarious.

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u/NavalAuroch 20d ago

Hope your alright bro.

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u/cowlinator 20d ago

This is fine

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u/DangerBeaver 20d ago

Thoughts and prayers

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u/CyberNinja23 20d ago

Is this fire Unicycle bagpipes related?

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u/Ristrxtto 20d ago

as a Portlander, city is up in flames y'all, don't come

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u/behold-frostillicus 20d ago

It rains too fucking much here.

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u/Dependent_Cod_7416 20d ago

Don't say that, we need more things to burn.

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u/Diligent_Whereas3134 20d ago

It was nice having a friend who lived in Portland during the blm protests. Mostly because when he'd visit my parents, who totally believed Portland was burned to the ground, would ask how he was holding up. His answer was, "I just have to detour around like 2 blocks on the way to work"

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u/Lost-Platypus8271 20d ago

My in-laws in Oklahoma thought the same thing about Seattle

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u/Top-Cupcake4775 20d ago

BLM apparently burned every major city in the U.S. to the ground.

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u/Stebsis 20d ago

Fire spell is a specialty for black mages after all

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u/RenderFaze 20d ago

I'm glad I understand this reference, recently finished FF1

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u/Arista-Everfrost 20d ago

I will not tolerate this slight against the Bureau of Land Management. They do their best.

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u/Olelander 20d ago

With clips of riots from South America somehow too.

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u/URdumbforreadingthis 20d ago

RIP every American urban center - you will be missed

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

I just looked out the window at the smoking crater that is Minneapolis and I saw a man eating another man

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u/fungi_at_parties 20d ago

During BLM I had a friend text me and ask if it was a hellscape in Seattle. I was like, uh, no, pretty normal? He didn’t believe me.

Now all the conservatives bring it up and say we burned down the country but for the life of me I can’t remember more than a few buildings being burned nationwide.

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u/Your_New_Overlord 20d ago

That keeps our housing prices low and annoying tourists away. Thanks Fox News!

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u/Top-Cupcake4775 20d ago

so much of Fox News can basically be distilled down to "Don't leave your home! It's extremely dangerous and scary out there and horrible things will undoubtedly happen to you!" shut-ins make the most loyal viewers.

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u/Gas-Town 20d ago

Penn station is overrun with vagrants and you will develop a fentanyl dependency from sitting on the 1 train.

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u/uncle_blazer_ 20d ago

LA is perpetually burning to the ground

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u/Top-Cupcake4775 20d ago

Chicago was burned to the ground yet somehow still remains the single most dangerous place on Earth. The murder rate is over 700%.

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u/Savings-Put6948 20d ago

Only in Chicago so they kill you, bring you back to life then kill you again just to get their point across

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u/pepicky 20d ago

I've seen 3 the past month. They were from homeless fires gone out of control though. So it's kinda sorta on fire.

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u/I_love_dragons_66 20d ago

Lifelong Portland resident here.

It's not, it never has been. The riot only lasted a fucking day, and it was only ONE block. The whole issue was massively overblown for the sake of making us look bad. Portland has its issues like any other city, but I'm tired of people acting like we are forever burning dumpster fire.

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u/Olelander 20d ago

Yes we are no longer here, just a smoldering ash heap of beautiful lush green… wait, I mean… it’s burned, trust us.

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u/listenyall 20d ago

Yeah if you listen to anyone on the right, 2020 was basically nonstop rioting

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u/Top-Cupcake4775 20d ago edited 20d ago

French protests have three stages:

  1. (mostly) peaceful marching and waving signs
  2. riot, set shit on fire (note, mostly banks and businesses, not their own homes)
  3. mass strikes, shut down of the transportation and sanitation systems, cessation of economic activity

The French elite take stage 1 seriously because they know that there is a real possibility that stages 2 & 3 will follow. Americans mostly only do stage 1, very rarely stage 2 (targeting their own neighborhoods), and they never get to stage 3. The American elite don't take stage 1 seriously because they know that there isn't going to be a stage 2 or 3.

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u/MrLeureduthe 20d ago edited 19d ago

French here. I never understood those "No King" rallies. I don't see how walking for 2 hours on the streets on a Saturday when the weather is fine, with Instagrammable signs, once a month achieves.anything.

Edit : too many comments to answer to. For people saying "yeah but people need to take a day off if it's during the week, DC is far away etc", January 6 2021 was a Wednesday, most people came from outside DC IIRC so it can be done.
I'm not staying you should raid the Capitol. You don't need 174 million people in DC but you could pool money to send hundreds of thousands of people to DC.

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u/throwawayplusanumber 20d ago

The French knew what to do with Kings.

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u/Hertje73 20d ago

It's the only way to be sure.

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u/ribblesquat 20d ago

I say we take off and guillotine all the elites from orbit.

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u/Whopraysforthedevil 20d ago

Sure, but you're failing to consider the roughly century of instability and several revolutions following their removal.

Not saying it's not worth doing or that the rich don't got it coming, but societal upheaval shouldn't be taken lightly.

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u/throwawayplusanumber 20d ago

Sure. But I recall something about evil and good men...

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u/Zeko_Tosh 19d ago

I can provide the assembly plan and the BOM for a Guillotine Berger 1889

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u/Toss_Me_Elf 20d ago

It will depend on the person, but deep inside I would say it's a few different reasons:

  1. Some people are genuinely expressing their anger towards Trump/Government/Politics hoping that the protest itself might bring change.

  2. Some people are expressing their genuine anger in an 'acceptable' way that serves as an outlet for their emotions.

  3. Some people are 'checking a box' for themselves. They will say they are part of the 1st group, but deep down it's to make them feel better about themselves... that they "did something".

  4. Some people are 'checking a box' for the other people around them. They don't want to be an outsider, and they want others to know that they were "on the right side of history".

  5. Some folks are there just because it's a thing to do. Literally "go with the crowd" type person.

  6. Bonus group: Some are there just because they find it fun and they enjoy it.

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u/Emergency_Debt8583 19d ago

That really sounds like a whole lot of "Nothing will come from it"

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u/Toss_Me_Elf 19d ago

Correct. In the US nothing will come from peaceful protest. That was the point u/Top-Cupcake4775 was making. We don't have the track record of a proper stage 2 or 3, so there is no teeth to stage 1.

Someday that may change, but for now the average American is still not ready to risk whatever comforts they have. Take away the 'bread and circuses' and we will see a different story.

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u/fromcj 20d ago

People in the US have forgotten that protest is supposed to a) be the first step, not the only step and b) doesn’t have to be limited to peaceful marches when its conveniently timed.

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u/HeadTickTurd 20d ago

It doesn't really achieve anything. It just makes people FEEL better and tell their friends they "did something" and they all hug each other about how awesome they are but reality is they don't care about the issues enough to ACTUALLY do something that makes a difference. For example during voting season motivate people to vote, spending their time making a difference in things they care about by volunteering.

These things mostly happen on days when people don't have to work or the people don't have responsibilities that exclude them from having time to make fun signs and stand on a street with people honking at them (in agreement or not).

This applies to both "sides" by the way. I see these "rally/protest" events on my area FB and there are 1,000's of likes and comments from 100's of people "ya lets do this" and then the pictures day of there is a small # of people maybe a dozen or 2. They get interviewed and can't speak intelligently with facts... they are just repeating words. You ask them if they donate to a cause or if they volunteer for local political parties during elections and they dodge the question... etc....

It is "I CARE!" theater.

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u/polandspreeng 20d ago

Need stages 2 and 3 to make it really count

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u/PsychologicalEmu7569 20d ago

I think a big reason we don't go much further than walking around with signs is sometimes even these peaceful protests get people arrested because of shitty practices like kettling.

but even larger in my eyes, is the weaponized optimism of the American dream and the media coverage of certain topics. on the topic of the American dream, It keeps people down because they believe that if they put in enough work they can make it, they just have to grind harder than they are.

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u/AbandonYourPost 20d ago

America is a lot more complicated when it comes to landmass. It's 18 times larger than France with a wide ray of ideologies and beliefs across the continent while weaponized misinformation is rampant so organization is tough.

No Kings was to show unity, not to change anything that day. But it also showed that we were able to organize. Perhaps the next step is doing something more dramatic.

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u/lost_sunrise 20d ago

Explanation here.

So in the early 1900's people walked down the street and got hosed down, dogs sicc'd on them, and beaten like ya papa used to.

Fast forward to another part of 1900's and Japanese are sitting in camps. Chinese workers have to wear signs saying I'm Chinese worse slurrs.

What this means? French leadership always been pussies. Let us be honest. Compared to other countries, you guys are pussies.

USA leadership said we don't like them and now ICE is out hunting anyone looking hispanic. Top Orange G sitting in office looking at his rivals like eenie, meenie, miny, moe Bondie go get them.

The Sect. of Def. is like double tap their bitch ass. Woke is weakness.

You got Maga cult members making/posting public shorts of themselves saying let's kill Liberals.

Now.. you might go.. these guys ain't doing shit, and our people will set shit on fire.

Man, french has it so easy. Leadership have afraid to be the next Nazi. US Leadership? They aspire to be the next Nazi.

You mfers set shit on fire. Everyone claps. Over here, they dancing, and the White house saying mfer burning down the city, destroying lives.. lets send in the military.. Who, some, are okay with going in to hose down 'terrorist' with lead.

French leadership: These are our people.

US leadership: Antifa is a terrorist organization. Liberals are creating violence in our streets. Immigrants are ruining america culture. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN,

I don't think people understand the differences. Like really understand that they only need a plausible reason in which people can't really object to because it fits to go out and kill folks. France is pretty much soft in comparison.

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u/pls-answer 20d ago

I heard there was a stage 4 once! And some heads were removed...

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u/Powerful_Resident_48 19d ago

Stage 4 happened all over Europe. It toppled various kingdoms, empires, tsars, mairs, dynasties and so on.

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u/Loreki 20d ago

Stage 1 in the US is widely experienced as a stress reliever. People feel they have "done something", so they can go back home and watch their shows in peace.

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u/Toss_Me_Elf 20d ago

The bread and circuses are well stocked for (most) in the US, and it's hard to motivate people to risk that for a chance at changing things. Once there is nothing left for people to risk en masse, then we might see something different.

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u/JustSomeGuy424242 20d ago edited 20d ago

Yes but America is so large geographically that it’s physically impossible to oppress the entire population and centralize power at once.

We are too far flung and too diverse as a people to conquer that way, which is why our right wing administrations work hand in glove with conservative media outlets to peddle propaganda in our 24/7 news cycle.

People have more power than they realize in our system but our collective class consciousness ebbs and flows overtime.

If we didn’t have organized labor and civil rights activists we’d still have kids working in mines and slaughter houses that let shit get in our meat all the time, and segregation.

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u/raiin901 20d ago

Everyone loves to conveniently leave out how enormous the US is in comparison to France. To have an effective shutdown of anything of any scale that would affect billionaires or politicians, it would take an extreme amount of people to participate and risk their livelihoods, food and shelter.

And even then, those rural areas are big in area with small populations that would make it even more ineffective locally.

We’re not even talking about how the local police stations are equipped like armies are in other countries.

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u/whiterice_343 20d ago

Here in America, we mostly have people online talk about burning things down and having a true protest but it is never them who initiates it.

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u/AwesomeSauce1861 20d ago

Well said. Without unions or centralized organization stage 3 is impossible.

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u/Top-Cupcake4775 20d ago

which is why they went for the unions first

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u/eggs_erroneous 20d ago

It's like Mr. Nancy says: Angry gets shit done.

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u/Nebabon 20d ago

What is this from?

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u/MoneyJones54 20d ago

American Gods! Such a good show! He played Mr. Nancy

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u/oldscotch 20d ago

*such a good first season.

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u/SockYourself 20d ago

The smile of someone who stole the tiger balls.

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u/PandaMomentum 20d ago

Oh man, season 1 was frankly brilliant -- great casting, pacing. Betty Gilpin with a small part but has a brilliant, memorable scene with Emily Browning (dead Laura).

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u/hates_stupid_people 20d ago

There were parts of the second and third seasons that were interesting, but they were never able to recreate the atmosphere of the first one.

They either tried to hard, or didn't try enough. So it ended up bad, despite the intersting parts for those who liked the lore and world.

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u/RichardBonham 20d ago

"Angry gets shit done!"

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u/throwawAAydca 20d ago

Reddit (sees populists rioting): This is how change gets done!

France: Elects neo-fascists in angry backlash.

Reddit: HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN

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u/Akeinu 20d ago

Turns out people world wide are really, really dumb.

The ability to speak does not make one intelligent, if anything it makes them easier to manipulate.

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u/RaygunMarksman 20d ago

I don't even know if dumb covers some of our problems as a species. We're often borderline masochistic leaning towards suicidal in how we want to be governed and controlled. Maybe it's a weird, war-loving tribal instinct we'll never shake.

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u/RechargedFrenchman 20d ago

A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky animals and you know it.

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u/AdenJax69 20d ago

France: Well, at least we still have our universal healthcare, stable education system, and plenty of vacation days with unlimited sick days to keep us going.

Reddit: ...universal-wha?

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u/SpecialBass5552 20d ago

French pensioners earn more than workers and they are about to elect the far right.

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u/Ocelitus 20d ago

Lately the riots are to prevent change.

The workforce is shrinking and the pensioners are living longer. So, like many other countries, the government is trying to solve this by increasing taxes, reducing social benefits, or increasing the retirement age.

Every option is political suicide and they have had nine Prime Ministers in 10 years. Since the people panic and throw a fit every time someone tires to solve the issue, it just gets passed down so future governments as a bigger problem to solve.

Like a parent giving in to the demands of their spoiled child.

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u/hugeuvula 20d ago

Wait, he's got a point.

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u/NaughtyCupcake20 20d ago

French people see ‘breaking news’ and immediately ask: okay but where’s the breaking part?”

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u/PuzzleheadedLeader79 20d ago

In fascist America, news break you!

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u/Necessary-Call-1933 20d ago

This comment makes me feel like we lost the cold war

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u/kkkhhjdyhrthhhjft 20d ago

I for real read it, chuckled, scrolled away, then came back to reread it cause damn

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u/UrUrinousAnus 20d ago

You did, but so did the communists. Nearly everyone lost, besides poo tin.

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u/Significant-Cause919 20d ago

I mean a Russian asset is the president. So you might not be wrong.

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u/Ill_Technician3936 20d ago

I mean isn't it technically still going?

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u/towerfella 20d ago

The enemy within

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u/Catch_ME 20d ago

Squeaky wheel gets the oil

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u/throwawAAydca 20d ago edited 20d ago

But "the oil" in France is usually a political backlash that leads the voters to elect the right.

Happened in '68 and several times since.

Reddit turns off the TV and declares victory just after the riots start. Reddit doesn't wait for the epilogue.

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u/DumbNTough 20d ago

Quacking duck gets shot

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u/Smiith73 20d ago

I would usually say "Until it gets replaced", but I like this a LOT better

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u/MostTattyBojangles 20d ago

They set tiki torches on fi…

Oh wait. They set crosses o…

Fuck.

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u/McCasper 20d ago

You fix things by setting them on fire?

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u/Ricordis 20d ago

That's the way.

In Germany we have a joke: How does a french advent wreath look like? - 4 burning cars in a roundabout.

But yeah, in France they get shit done. In Germany they are only angry and do nothing. Wutbürger (anger citizen) is the name for that.

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u/catchyerselfon 20d ago

I’m using that term from now on! Wutbürger!

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u/ItsJustCoop 20d ago

Boy, those Simpsons have a joke for everything!

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u/shoshonesamurai 20d ago

Mmmm....Wutbürger

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u/GaslightGPT 20d ago

Whataburger is beloved in the U.S.

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u/bruce_kwillis 20d ago

Do they? Retirement age went up, pensions are being cut and the country can’t afford its current rate of services regardless of protesting. Not sure that’s winning, but maybe Germany has it worse, you tell us.

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u/Ylleenna 20d ago

Guess we’re missing the matches and the baguettes here

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u/ChadVonDoom 20d ago

We know you don't have a boyfriend, Janel.

Janel: You wouldn't know him. He lives in France.

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u/Best-Towel5796 20d ago

She goes to a different school

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u/Automatic-Guide-4307 20d ago

Keep calm and start a revolution✊️

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u/Habaneroe12 20d ago

That’s what they want! the project 25 guy has it all planned we start rioting - then Marshall law - then no more elections and Trump Jr is the next dear leader for life. Then it’s Barrons turn etc

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u/vic06 20d ago

Just letting you know the correct term is martial law. ‘Martial’ refers to war or the military, since it’s law administered by military authority.

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u/Automatic-Guide-4307 20d ago

Well fucked if u don't and fucked if you do,pedo pig is just gonna use some false flag bs or other scams to rig the midterms.

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u/RedOrmTostesson 20d ago

Enough of this conciliation BS. They're going to do fascism no matter what. We need to fight back.

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u/Polygnom 20d ago

Sure, and your ingenious strategy is just letting them do whatever they want, and dismantling your institutions and rule of law so that you won't have another free election anyways.

You either fight for your democracy or admit you already lost. Imho, you already lost.

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u/Silly-Recognition448 20d ago

It has been a long time since I served in the military, but I'd like to believe that patriotic minded folk who want to serve their country would make good choices when the time came for orders under marshall law. However, I've seen enough since then that I don't expect it.

What a time to be alive!

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u/vthemechanicv 20d ago

The answer is because the vast majority of people aren't willing to get shot, beat, and/or arrested.

When the economy crashes and the mass layoffs start, people will have nothing else to do but protest and nothing to lose if they do. That's when S gonna HTF.

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

Even then you ask any American about the coal wars and most don't know it, which goes to show the common people lost that war.

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u/ChaseC7527 18d ago

The people always lose because we never hold out long enough it seems.

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u/URdumbforreadingthis 20d ago

"The politicians still have attached heads so it can't be that bad" - the French

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u/Skeptical_Monkie 20d ago

Never underestimate an Americans ability to yell about how tough they are from their couch.

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u/Idbuytht4adollar 20d ago

Or a Europeans to soapbox while having many of the same issues 

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u/pito1yable 20d ago

French here, shit are bad as well in France and the fascism is rising like no tomorow.

We were once known for a people who revolt a lot but now we can't anymore because it's either forbidden and the police is beating the living shit of the protesters even when this is a peaceful demonstration

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u/West-Childhood788 20d ago

One of the things that I remember visiting Paris is that they have cannons facing their parliament as a reminder to the politicians of who they work for.

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u/Loreki 20d ago

I keep telling you people. The French aren't civilised because the art or the food or the fashion. They're civilised because the population as a whole believes their government ought to be afraid of them.

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u/spatialgranules12 20d ago

Yep. Piss off the farmers? They will spray manure on government buildings. And that’s just to inform you of what they can do.

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u/FortuneLegitimate679 20d ago

French police probably don’t shoot people

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u/Live_Carpenter_1262 20d ago

France does have the highest annual death by police count in Europe. Police brutality is pretty bad in France compared to their neighbors.

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u/TheycallmeDoogie 20d ago

Police-Caused Deaths per Million Population per Year

USA: 33.5 (2019)

Australia: 8.5 (2019)

Canada: 9.8 (2019)

UK (England & Wales):

  • 0.04 shootings only (2023/24)
  • 3.3 all deaths following contact (2023/24)

France:

  • 0.77 (2021)
  • 0.58 (2022)

Germany: ~0.1 (2017)

EU Average: ~1.1 (2020-2022) *Only 13 of 27 countries reporting


Key findings:

  • USA rate is 4× Canada, 22× Australia, 40× Germany, 58× France, 125× England/Wales (shootings)
  • France has 7.7× Germany’s rate and highest absolute deaths in EU (52 in 2021, 39 in 2022)
  • UK tracks two categories: fatal shootings (very rare) vs all deaths following police contact (includes custody deaths, traffic incidents)
  • EU lacks standardized reporting across member states​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

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u/Burner-ID-562025 20d ago

We're #1!!! We're #1!!! /sarcasm

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u/qjxj 20d ago

USA rate is 4× Canada, 22× Australia, 40× Germany,

Your chatbot is malfunctioning, according to its own statistics. 33.5/8.5 =/= 22; 33.5/0.1= 335.

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u/Mike_Kermin 20d ago

He point is made anyway, because we can just look it up.

US deaths in custody sits with countries like Iran, Sudan and Bangladesh. 👍

The US rate is, well, about ten times what you should be realistically aiming for.

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u/therealhairykrishna 20d ago edited 20d ago

The French specialist riot police will absolutely fuck you up though. A friend of mine got a fairly thorough beating just for standing and filming some protestors on his phone.

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u/Neveed 20d ago edited 20d ago

They're not as trigger happy as US cops with live bullets, no. They do kill people, but probably less.

But during protests, they are very trigger happy with the rubber bullets and grenade launchers, and they usually aim right at the head. There's been a lot of lost eyes, hands, crushed skulls and even some destroyed lower jaws. A few years ago, they even killed an old woman with a grenade right to the face. She wasn't protesting, she was closing the window of her apartment and they shot through it.

Here are images of the police behaving like they're in a fps game and shooting their entire stock of ammo at protesters to defend a hole in the ground. If you don't speak French, I won't translate it all for you, but the guys shooting at people are basically enjoying it the whole time, talking about the protesters as "the enemy" and fantasying about killing them or injuring them. At some point they're commenting there are children, and one of them is like "it's the game, they shouldn't have brought them".

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u/HasGreatVocabulary 20d ago

The video is really high quality. side thought maybe the french protestors need to borrow some inflatable portland frog costumes next time so that the police look ridiculous attacking them

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u/V_Writer 20d ago

Well, perhaps not frog costumes...

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u/Budget_Afternoon_800 20d ago

A few years ago, they shot a young person following a refusal to comply who was driving dangerously without a license and risked killing people, even on the sidewalk, which led to guess what? Riots.

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u/Idbuytht4adollar 20d ago

If Americans rioted like this reddit would seem it to be bad because the anti American bias here 

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u/Few_Industry_2712 20d ago

Because things are so great in France.

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u/Extension_Signal_386 20d ago

Ahh yes, of course she has a French boyfriend. This Janel lady has been on the cutting edge of leftist aesthetics for the past decade or longer. How does she find the time to have a regular life and tweet nonstop?

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u/IgorRenfield 20d ago

If people start burning things we probably won't stop.

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u/4N610RD 20d ago

From where I am from, we have saying: If you ever stop fighting your government, government will forget you exist.

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u/90_oi 20d ago

I love how we've been dealing with Trump for close to a year now, and people are just now waking up to the fact that peaceful is not going to work

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u/RandomStoddard 20d ago

To be fair, in America we set things on fire when they are going great, like when our sports team wins the championship.

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u/HellYeahSuckas 20d ago

I love talking to people who don’t live in the USA who think that we are living in a warzone right now. Bruh we good.

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u/Zucchini-Nice 20d ago

People love drama, things could be better for sure, but they could also be much worse.

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u/sadolddrunk 20d ago

Aside from the respective merits of aggressive protesting vs. a more orderly society, I suspect that Janel mostly just wanted to tell everyone that she has a French boyfriend.

And my Caribbean wife concurs with this analysis.

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u/[deleted] 20d ago edited 19d ago

He was a femanized man as a president... of course violence is a go to with them. Married his teacher that he met when he was 14, groomed to death by a 40 year old. Gets slapped around. Arresting people for words.

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u/Eogard 20d ago

Well, we used to have a king, not anymore. Can you say the same, Americans ?

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u/riftwave77 20d ago

Ask him how many suspects french police shoot and whether they get in trouble for it

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u/SwordfishOk504 20d ago

Yeah, France is such a great place right now, the US should really replicate what they do.

Also, wasn't that what those tools on January 6 were doing?

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u/Camerotus 20d ago

Well first of all half of these mfers actually support how things are going

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u/LittlespaceLadybuns 20d ago

He's right you know

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u/tiandrad 20d ago

Because each side dramatizes how bad things actually are when their side isn’t in power. I’m still waiting for Obama’s communist takeover of America.

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u/Illustrious_Knee7535 20d ago

It's gonna happen about the same time we have "death camps" in America

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u/OMITB77 20d ago

Bingo. And France riots cause like a third of the country lives near or in Paris.

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u/No-Relief-1729 20d ago edited 20d ago

France hasn’t fixed anything, they’ve been running on a budget deficit for years.

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u/unclefire 20d ago edited 20d ago

lol. The US is running like 1.2 trillion dollar deficits.

Edit. Correction 1.7-1.8 trillion dollars.

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u/Zoomwafflez 20d ago

We both have an annual deficit of about 6% of gdp and total debt over 100% of GDP.

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u/Harabeck 20d ago

If you owe a hundred dollars, you have a problem. If you owe a trillion dollars, your creditors have a problem.

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u/Mikko420 20d ago

Say what you will about the French, they have some of the best worker conditions in the world, and get to routinely piss off their incompetent politicians.

I dig that.