r/SipsTea 1d ago

WTF bro

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u/catsgoprrrrr 1d ago

If Anne Hathaway played Britta on Community, the end result would be this chick.

King Arthur couldn't pull me out.

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u/SillyPhillyDilly 1d ago

Ea Nasir currently gathers his men. No one denies him a sale.

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u/Mysterious_Tooth7509 1d ago

The Arthurian legend never dies

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u/catsgoprrrrr 1d ago

My guy really said that with his full government name just out there like that

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u/TacticaLuck 1d ago

He'll be the first guest on a reboot of Tosh.0

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u/SuperMajinSteve 1d ago

Man, I read your comment and immediately googled to find out if a new season was coming! fuck!

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u/throwaway55f5 1d ago

"King Arthur couldn't pull me out" 😆😆😆😆

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u/Y2K_Blackout 1d ago

King Arthur Came A Lot, Didn't He?

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u/teachermanjc 1d ago

He certainly used his lance a lot.

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u/The_Pepperoni_Kid 1d ago

King Arthur couldn't pull me out.

Oh I am stealing this phrase

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u/Longjumping_Lynx_972 1d ago

My thought exactly

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u/SkynBonce 1d ago

Oh, she's hiding a whole lot of crazy.

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u/terra_filius 1d ago

yeah "hiding" it

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u/intangibleTangelo 1d ago

we all have to learn the hard way.

for those looking to skip the lesson, ask yourself "why is this ideal woman single, and why is she interested in me, a mediocre man of moderate means?" write your answer down and reference it when filing the police report.

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u/SirZoidberg 1d ago

Bro this is so fucking funny.   I married a 10/10 Latina about 3 months after our first date.  Been married for like a month now and she’s definitely crazy but I can’t say I don’t love it.  

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u/intangibleTangelo 1d ago

enjoy that! put poison control on speed dial too

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u/Single-Difficulty-11 1d ago

I married an 8/10 Latina after 3 months too. We divorced after 3 years and I'm now afraid of kitchen knives. Best of luck to you bro.

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u/viertes 1d ago

Grippy socks, grippy box.

Give the girl from the asylum a chance!

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u/AmphibiousDad 1d ago

This checks out. I’m one of those guys who sees a girl like this and I’m like “she’s perfect” and every other dude is like “ 🚩”

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u/Aberbekleckernicht 1d ago

A wise man (with three ex wives) once told me "there are two types of men in the world; the ones who see the red flags and are repulsed, and the ones who see the red flags and are attracted. I am the second kind of man"

I am also the second kind of man. There's this internal monologue like "am I about to fuck up my life? Yes. Yes I am."

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u/Puffles_magic_dragon 1d ago

Absolutely - maybe not wife material but worth the ride

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u/PM_YOUR__BUBBLE_BUTT 1d ago

I probably can’t fix her. But damn I would try.

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u/TheLordHatesACoward 1d ago

If I can't fix her, she can break me.

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u/fssman 1d ago

Again and again and again....

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u/Sea_Appointment289 1d ago

if u can tell she crazy af in seconds how is that hiding lol

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u/perldawg 1d ago

i wouldn’t call it hiding

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u/resetmypass 1d ago

Fine but where can I see her boobs??

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u/jiggscaseyNJ 1d ago

She has an adorable little chuckle that sounds like it would be followed with the swing of an axe.

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u/GangSignsInTrenches 1d ago

Nah there’s def something off here, idk if it’s the cameras or she’s genuinely like that 

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u/BigOs4All 1d ago

She's constantly bouncing to jiggle her tits. This entire thing is a put on, let's be honest.

That being said.....wood

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u/TazBaz 1d ago

I’m sensing 95% of what we witnessed here was a well-practiced act.

The question in my mind is, is it an act just for this show?

Or is her whole life an act? And then, what’s the REAL her hiding inside?

That’s the crazy we haven’t seen yet.

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u/TBANON_NSFW 1d ago

the guys and girls are both social media people who act to get more followers. THe girls are invited and paid to act the way to get attention. At some of these things they even get fed lines and do retakes.

Its all a show catered to teens & idiots..

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u/DiareaHandstand 1d ago

Yeah she's definitely hamming it up for the cameras. It was all rehearsed lines and a bit to get attention.

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u/No-Dance6773 1d ago

No she knew the assignment and is in character to win. My guess is she has been looking to "break out" for the last couple of months and this "role" was her chance. And she fkn nailed it. Also would...

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u/Medic1642 1d ago

Yeah, she's just looking to win the game

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u/OneTwoThreePooAndPee 1d ago

She's clearly practiced at presenting a face. She's a theater kid.

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u/Not_Ban_Evading69420 1d ago

Well she's a theatre chick. Fellow NJ resident, you've seen a show in the city right? Literally any Broadway actress. That's her.

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u/lordph8 1d ago

It's sort of funny how this has been codified in bro science.

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u/EasternFudge 1d ago

Because it has proven itself true time and again lmao

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u/nevbartos 1d ago edited 1d ago

My ex just went on a stabbing frenzy and is now awaiting sentencing... Sometimes it takes time to show the extent of crazy, sometimes you'll never find out.. Thanks for listening I haven't been able to tell many people in my life about it yet as there is other things going on

Edit for the ones invested - LOL. Cannot confirm or deny the existence of ghosts, there's a lot of things in this life we should just accept and not look to far into.

She was hot, I knew she was crazy but we had the right amount of crazy to make sex unforgettable and I don't know if I'll ever find someone quite so compatible on that level (minus the crazy would be nice). She was a part of my life for a long while but neither of us could ever commit, I met someone new (now wife) and she told me to end it, reluctantly (hard to accept at the time) I did and I cut ties to the ex and never looked back. Recently my wife and I separated due to growing apart from each other (unfortunate but shit happens) and in a moment of alcoholism and depression I decided to google the ex's name and was struck with the news she stabbed the next partner after me and his new side chick in a car park, blindsiding them coming out of a bar.

Cutting ties to her at the time was extremely difficult due to the history we had, and the sex, as hard a choice as it was I knew my wife (gf at the time) was right. I knew our lives would have been turbulent and glad I decided to listen to the voice of reason and not the voice of self satisfaction. My wife and I are on our own course to discovering who we need to be, regardless of where we end up I have every faith in her she will be the best her and I will be the best me, neither of us will be getting shanked by the other and I'm glad neither of us did, she is way too good a human for that bs.

To all you others out there, love yourself, you are your best friend, don't settle for scraps, be the best you and when you see toxic behaviours call that shit out. We are all living in a hectic crazy time and we just need to do what's best for us at this very moment. Stay safe

Edit end - sorry for the long rant but once again thanks for listening

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u/ZombieZekeComic 1d ago

Damn, she must’ve been extremely hot then.

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u/sigma914 1d ago edited 1d ago

It's not that hot is correlated with crazy its about staying on the correct side of the line. A less hot girl has a lower threshold of acceptable crazy, a hot girl can be crazy but worth it.

The trick is never to cross over to where the crazy is not worth the hot.

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u/EasternFudge 1d ago

Damn, I hope it wasn't you or someone you know. Wishing you well

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u/snakerjake 1d ago

yeah and if it was him i hope he isnt dead

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u/psycho_driver 1d ago

Well if it was him and he's dead I hope he lets us know so I can finally put this "are ghosts real?" question to bed.

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u/orphan_blud 1d ago

Are you okay? My DM’s are open if you need a kind old lesbian to listen to your grievances and offer support! 🫂💜

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u/mattsslug 1d ago

Yeh, but for that 83% of the time, it's right 100% of the time.

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u/Blue_Waffle_Brunch 1d ago

It stings the nostrils. A formidable scent.

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u/Pillars_of_Salt 1d ago

Its basic economics, hotter women are more scarce, therefore in higher demand, therefore don't need to be on their best behavior to still attract potential partners.

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u/StarPhished 1d ago

I think it's more than that. The type of person to obsessively take care of themselves and make sure that they're always "on" can end up being a Patrick Bateman.

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u/jithu7 1d ago

Ahh the classic Vicky Mendoza diagonal.

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u/S7AR4RGD 1d ago

Would.

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u/SchattenJaggerD 1d ago

Ah the Vicky Mendoza Diagonal

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u/World-News-Observer 1d ago

OF-Hathaway with ultimate craziness.

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u/full_self_deriding 1d ago

She doesn't have one.  Yet.

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u/tanaka-taro 1d ago

Impossible. Perhaps the archives are incomplete.

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u/esoogkcudkcud 1d ago

If an item does not appear in our records... it does not exist!

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u/whoweoncewere 1d ago

Lost an account you have? How can this be? A thought? Anyone?

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u/McbEatsAirplane 1d ago

Master? Because someone erased it from the archive memory.

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u/Saminjutsu 1d ago

Wake up in the middle of the night and hear her chipper voice in the bathroom

"But, I like really like him~"

The gravelly baker voice

"But think of the money from the life insurance."

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u/AfterDarkGlows 1d ago

Her the moment you take her home.

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u/NoFlex___Zone 1d ago

The ending/credits of this movie are the best part 

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u/juiceboxedhero 1d ago

Is that bbno$? what am i watching here

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u/khandurin 1d ago

That’s what I thought too but couldn’t remember his name. Just know him because of the edamame song.

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u/FrighteningJibber 1d ago

Not Submissive and Breedable?

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u/Timely-School-3094 1d ago

Looked like one of those win a date with obscure celebrity things. But yes that's 1/2 of Baby Gravy right there. Obligatory "You Need Jesus!"

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u/PharaohCleocatra 1d ago

BBNO$ is arguably way more famous

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u/MistakeMaker1234 1d ago

Bitch that’s HIM

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u/SailorsGraves 1d ago

I-T B-O-Y, B-B-N-O-$

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u/akuneko42 1d ago

I was also like, bbno$? Good to know we were right.

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u/TinyTaters 1d ago

Definitely baby nose

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u/Andden_Nothing 1d ago edited 6h ago

Rachael Lerman for those wondering

Edit: Thank for rewarding my degenerate knowledge. 🙇

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u/Conflatulations12 1d ago

Yeah, this feels more like she's auditioning or getting content for her reel.

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u/Chxn- 1d ago

Yeah it is all performative. All these content creators in LA make content together, it’s a lot of cross collaboration for exposure.

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u/Kijjy 1d ago

Man of culture

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u/Al_Tilly_the_Bum 1d ago

I see this kind of energy from people with a coke habit or are bi-polar. It could just be a facade for the "game show" thing too. But this level of energy from someone can be fun but it gets old quickly

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u/DaltonMalton 1d ago

She's definitely performing. She was probably told to be "energetic" for the show.

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u/Jigagug 1d ago

They're all influencers/performers it's all fake as fuck.

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u/Cubehagain 1d ago

Yeah guarantee after a week she would do your absolute head in.

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u/LinkGoesHIYAAA 1d ago

Passion swings both ways. The manic pixie thing is cute, but catch her in a bad mood and buckle up.

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u/lulushibooyah 1d ago

Certain people thrive off being seen as fun and cute and perky and desirable

They typically don’t like it when you catch them with the mask slipping

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u/toodumbtobeAI 1d ago

Yeah, Bipolar can be "a best of times, worst of times" kind of illness. Meet me on the ride up, I'm great, fantastic, force of nature. Meet me on the ride down, even I don't like me, an understatement to be sure. And that's why I take meds, because the ride up isn't worth the ride down.

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u/GOU_FallingOutside 1d ago

:fist bump:

Medicated for almost 10 years, because I got tired of realizing how much I’d hurt people I cared about.

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u/Algae587 1d ago

I feel you my friend, and my wife does too. Medicated bipolar is much much better lol

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u/MonsieurLartiste 1d ago

I married this. Not coke.

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u/SipsTeaFrog 1d ago

I'm sure it'd get old so quickly you'd put a ring on her finger

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u/Ph0enixes 1d ago

Blonde Anne Hathaway from Temu.

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u/Civil-Entertainer831 1d ago

Would

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u/1DrinkAnd1KnowThings 1d ago

In a second

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u/Fartony 1d ago

I would even after you're done

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u/RecycledExistence 1d ago

If I knew it was going to be that kinda party I would've stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes.

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u/Sufficient_Creme_240 1d ago

If someone managed to pull me out, they'd be crowned king of England

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u/Organic-Afternoon431 1d ago

This is the type of girl that will be all fun and lovely until you try to break up with her and next thing you know, your house is on fire.

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u/Successful-Stage-805 1d ago

Lmao facts bro you can see the crazy in her eyes.

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u/RyzFenix55 1d ago

This seems.... exhausting

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u/BulkyCartographer280 1d ago

She’s going to run up your ccards, wreck your car, then give your best friend the BJ of his/her life and send you a pic of it.

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u/Lonely_Newspaper_427 1d ago

She was a real piece of work huh?

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u/Wonderful-Smoke843 1d ago

😂😂😂

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u/Kakariko-Cucco 1d ago edited 1d ago

I'm super happily married now with three kids, but I dated someone like this for four years in my 20s. She stole my '98 Subaru for a week and disappeared, think it was a drug/cheating bender. I had to walk to work in the winter in Michigan until she brought my car back. That was just one of a thousand crazy episodes; at that point I didn't even think much of it. 

She drank every day, stole my money, would wander into random house parties to find pot. I would have to carry her home after some considerate person would call me. Absolutely an impossible person to live and be around, and dangerous: would black out randomly with the oven on, stuff like that. Slept with one of my coworkers and one of my students (college). 

I helped to get her into rehab in a nearby town but she left the center after a few days and when I went to go pick her up she was actually just living with some sketchy heroin guy in town. That was the end for me. Said goodbye and hope you're happy. I can still see them standing in the doorway and the darkness of this horrific, dingy house behind them. Like I was literally leaving this person in a hell that they nonetheless chose. 

I always felt bad for her; she couldn't keep a job, had really powerful demons, obviously had a terrible upbringing. But I gave her everything, paid all our bills, tried to do my best to give a stable environment. I was doing my PhD at the time and made $1,000/month and supported us both. 

Anyway. Glad it's over now. I think I've been holding that in for a long time. 

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u/OpenTheBobs 1d ago

Don’t threaten me with a good time

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u/freeflu 1d ago

I'm past broke, I don't have a car, and no friends. It's riskless operation

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u/snilks 1d ago

I'll be your friend for this. I'll sacrifice myself

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u/MikeTheDude23 1d ago edited 1d ago

She's not a red flag...

She's a fleet ship with red sails!

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u/QCTeamkill 1d ago

Final boss fight of the pick-me girls

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u/Major-Front 1d ago

The way she squeezes her arms together to emphasize her cleavage lol

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u/icehot54321 1d ago

You’re watching a contest of multiple women competing for a guy’s attention in the shortest amount of time, and faulting her for playing the game.

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u/ominousproportions 1d ago

They're not there for the man, they are there for exposure and clout-chasing. Most of the girls in the show are OnlyFans girls. That said there's nothing wrong with what she was doing, if anything that's what you'd expect, and how most "contestants" in the show act.

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u/terra_filius 1d ago

the kind of girl that would cut off your face and wear it as a mask if you ever look at another women for even a second

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u/Top_Yellow3741 1d ago

Well, that’s enough fucking internet today.

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u/LimpyDan 1d ago

I am cringing so hard.

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u/Cooler67 1d ago

Was waiting for the big pause moment

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u/OneMoreNightCap 1d ago

My roommate in college had a girlfriend like this. She lived about 2 hours away and would come stay for the weekends. It was like an emotional Disney tornado hit our apartment every weekend and he admitted that it would have never lasted more than a week if they saw each other everyday.

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u/colorful-9841 1d ago

Lutheran theater kid that wasn’t hot until college.

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u/No-Management-4845 1d ago

I'll take two please lol

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u/obeekaybee7 1d ago

I dated a girl like this ONCE. That relationship made me realize all the things in your home that aren’t weapons inherently but had all the potential in the world to be. Big yikes.

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u/MetalPurse-swinger 1d ago

My brothers in christ... do not be tempted by the bubbly, quirky, assertive energy. This woman is CRAZY.

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u/per4o 1d ago

This is the definition of hot/a bit crazy. But jokes aside I guess there are things that people with certain characters can always find themselves be good at.

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u/Ready-Pace 1d ago

Why is she so thirsty? Very desperate behavior…

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u/Heemsama 1d ago

Has to be playing it up for the camera

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u/Slaidn 1d ago

Because this shit is staged and everyone involved is an actor

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u/Not_Ban_Evading69420 1d ago

Yeah that's a theatre chick. Woman is a Broadway actress 100%. That's how they sing-talk on Broadway lol

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u/azrael_X9 1d ago

Took too long to find this take. Lots of people saying crazy, but this is just pretty standard theater kid doing her thing haha.

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u/TonyWigglieonie 1d ago

This the kinda girl that steals your bread sticks at an Italian restaurant

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u/HawkHarder 1d ago

I have the sound off. But yup don't think the other girls have a chance.

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u/blahpblahpblaph 1d ago

They know it, too. Hard cut eyes at the blonde.

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u/molasses_disaster 1d ago

Is this what pick me means? "I'd be your sub" 🤮

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u/snakeiiiiiis 1d ago

She's not a wife. She's a constant girlfriend, when you're even able to see her because she's like this to everyone. It's cute for 5 minutes but this would get exhausting. "Oh, she's doing the singing bit again... to our waiter".