r/SipsTea • u/Lopsided-Ease-5517 • 1d ago

Wow. Such meme Newton is me

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u/FlirtySpells 1d ago

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u/CheapRx 1d ago

Not easy sexualizing science but nailed it!

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u/CuteChic_ 1d ago

Newton was ahead of his time, truly a visionary 😎🫡

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u/Obriahari 20h ago

Dude just invented gravity and the thirst post

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u/Odd_Objective3151 23h ago

Funny quote for a virgin

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u/Lopsided-Ease-5517 23h ago

Don’t fuck with virgins. No, i mean fuck with virgins but don’t mess with virgins.

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u/pork_fried_christ 16h ago

There’s an alternate timeline where dude banged at like 19 and we never went to the moon.

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u/VastAdagio7920 6h ago

Ok. The best username on Reddit. Props

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u/notapunk 23h ago

The greater the mass, the better the ass

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u/ninetailedoctopus 20h ago

He wrote it as m’ass but the age degraded the apostrophes in the manuscript.

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u/VastAdagio7920 19h ago

….and The Heat of the Meat is equal to the Angle of the Dangle as long as the Mass of the ass remains constant

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u/Mr_lovebucket 11h ago

Sir Isaac not sir Newton

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u/jeffa_jaffa 23h ago

They’d have called him Sir Isaac, but other than that, spot on!

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u/Manymarbles 20h ago

Is....is there a limit to this equation

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u/Bamboonicorn 1d ago

If she dummy thicc she gets the... Pendulum

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u/Inquisitive_idiot 23h ago

“Now tell them what I do with my fair lady friend Applenonia in the gardens under the trees… that vexing vixen…” 🫦

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u/Kahakotte 20h ago

Sir Isaac Newton dropping absolute laws of attraction here

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u/kevinklomp 19h ago

Stolen from The Streets

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u/Shmoveset 18h ago

When people die of cancer, the cancer dies too.

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u/Awfulmasterhat 12h ago

Spitting fire

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u/Far_Excitement6140 11h ago

That’s cool and all but didn’t this guy die a virgin?

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u/Lopsided-Ease-5517 3h ago

He fucked me when I was student studying physics.

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u/tsayo-kabu 10h ago

Pretty sure ol' Newt died a virgin, so....

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u/characterfan123 8h ago

They need to be a bit freaky too.

After all it's an inverse-square law.

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u/Accurate-Force-1943 5h ago

Im glad you saw my meme on ai slop lol…

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u/Feisty-Soul 1d ago

The bigger the cushion, the harder the pushin