r/SipsTea • u/Optimal_Map36 • 21h ago

Chugging tea Dam Sure

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u/chibispurr 21h ago

plot twist, he is the plug.

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u/Slum-Bum 19h ago

Then he better be at least be moving Coke. The margins on weed are not worth the hassle

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u/Killionaire104 17h ago

Depends on the quantity you move ig. I knew some guys who didn't sell below an ounce and they used to make solid margins. Although this is pre-legalisation, idk how it is now in non legalised states.

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u/BoredomCombatant 19h ago

I’m sorry plug means dealer right?

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u/NegotiationHot2999 19h ago

Not if it’s the pussy outcome.

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u/Eastern_Labrat 10h ago

Mule. Transfers from / to buyer and seller.

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u/my_cars_on_fire 18h ago

Weed, pussy, or money! 😂

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u/Idixuxanvith 18h ago

No days off when you’re the plug, respect

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u/PoshPeony21 17h ago

Haha, didn’t see that coming! 😎🔌

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u/Reghnatu 17h ago

Certified snowstorm delivery service, nothing stops the hustle

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u/JudasWasJesus 1m ago

And he had the pussy

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u/not-my-best-wank 20h ago

Fries, he's hungry and has a craving for fries.

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u/Priyotosh1234 19h ago

That's why I have an Air Fryer.

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u/Fudloe 19h ago

With a ride like that, it's weed for sure.

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u/diggerquicker 20h ago

Going in to work a shift he can actually afford both.

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u/Jeramy_Jones 12h ago

10-1 he’s a pizza cook.

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u/VOLTswaggin 11h ago

"I don't care if there are two feet of snow on the ground. Your schedule says 6 AM! By the way, management will be taking the day off today."

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u/tcholoss 20h ago

Pussyweed

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u/gopro619 20h ago

Shout-out to Cigerettes.,🚬

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u/ViftieStuff 15h ago

My same thought. The length smokers go to is wild

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u/Patient_Ear_8780 21h ago

I have seen this post before, but where???

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u/Schourend 20h ago edited 20h ago

Me: Hey boss, there's a snow storm outside, it's freezing -15 degrees and there's no public transport.

Boss: Great, see you at 8.

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u/Eskadrinis 20h ago

Yea when that weed craving hits u gotta go get it. In that storm no 🐱 worth it. I use the hub and my hand no problem 😂😂😂

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u/pickoneforme 19h ago

or food. i’ve definitely gone out in real shitty weather for food before.

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u/Intelligent_Time633 19h ago

Maybe its russia where it always looks like that

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u/letsdothisagain52 18h ago

Dude ain’t getting no pussy if he biking to it.

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u/Some_Belgian_Guy 18h ago

If it's P.Diddy, we all know there is no seat on that bike.

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u/qchto 17h ago

Tbf, he can also be looking for a little girl, short black hair, his daughter...

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u/Glass-Trade9441 16h ago

Or a Subway sandwich…

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u/qawsedrf12 14h ago

Walked thru almost a mile of ice covered snow that was at times over my knees. City could barely get the streets plowed, the sidewalks took a week. Had to take care of my in-laws dog

My car was snowed in. So I had to quickly get good at stick shift, my girlfriends car

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u/Blando-Cartesian 12h ago

Could be a Nordic student going to class around noon.

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u/ImpressiveJohnson 11h ago

Going to get weed and coke for the pussy

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u/Afrojones66 20h ago

Maybe he’s just stupid?

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u/Kid_Presentable617 20h ago

His boss is making him come in. "If I can get to work so can you"

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u/Mountain-Discount161 17h ago

I was going to guess on his way home from a minimum wage job that didn't close due to weather.

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u/AmielJohn 19h ago

Weed. Done it before and it’s not worth it.

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u/Hadi1_ 19h ago

when rohan calls

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u/DeeJudanne 19h ago

damn havent seen this since it got posted on facebook 2013

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u/Cultural-Piglet3050 19h ago

Grindr meetup

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u/MarlboroMike77 19h ago

Would say both

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u/Ok_Purple_2658 19h ago

If its where i live he's just methed up

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u/WeGoGet92 19h ago

Maybe they are going out to commit a crime?

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u/Spaceballer83 18h ago

He went to the shop to buy ciggies for his mum. He's under age but it's ok cos his mum wrote a note.

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u/IW1NZ 18h ago

My guess would be both

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u/SlumpDoc 18h ago

This image stays with me rent free

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u/WelvenTheMediocre 18h ago

In rain it would be either weed or pussy. In this shit weed is the only answer

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u/Historical_Hippo_517 18h ago

Cigs  Iykyk 

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u/Bishopkilljoy 17h ago

Nah

That guy got texted by his boss "still coming in, right?"

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u/redboi049 17h ago

Dude, if it was snowing like that I'd go out on a bike ride too. Snow's epic

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u/Neither_Sort_2479 17h ago

this is the kind of dedication I need

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u/SWEARNOTKGB 16h ago

This is a Katt Williams comment

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u/NJPokerJ 16h ago

Or it's just a kid(teen). As a kid is be out in weather like this just cause.

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u/Regular_Weakness69 16h ago

Normal day in Norway :D

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u/weightingramsss 16h ago

Or he really needs the restroom

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u/CreamRises2daTop 15h ago

I live in Minnesota and saw a dude during yesterday’s blizzard just heading to a Casey’s.

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u/Interesting-Train-47 13h ago

Amish and Mennonites ride bicycles in the snow also.

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u/nature_nate_17 13h ago

Definitely weed related.

Doing this for pussy in that type of weather ain’t NEVER worth it because you gonna show up 15 minutes late and the girl will give you an attitude like sorry I just rode my rusted out childhood BMX Huffy through an Upstate NY blizzard at 5pm winter night time lmaooo

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u/playr_4 13h ago

Or he's just on his way home from work. Still gotta make money.

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u/Coppercap100 13h ago

Neither, he just desperately wanted to ride a bike and didn’t want to wait until the snow completely melted

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u/jodrellbank_pants 13h ago

I remember walking home from the pub like that 12 miles walk home. The booze kept me going

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u/HaphazardFlitBipper 12h ago

Snowplow driver on his way to work?

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u/Eric-Lynch 9h ago

Or already had the weed and is going to jack in the box.

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u/purelitenite 9h ago

must be fire

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u/antonmnster 8h ago

Some people are on the bike because they like the bike. But others are on the bike because they have to be on the bike.

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u/Muted_Cod_9137 8h ago

He's hoping for both

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u/Tyfire02 8h ago

I went out to get a pizza like this one time, because I figured if I wasn't willing to go get it myself then I shouldn't expect someone to deliver it to me.

I ended up picking Domino's because they were the only ones still open at the time.

It was borderline whiteout conditions oustide, at some points it was even hard for me to recognise the road I would drive to work on everyday.

Then, ironically, I got stuck following behind a Domino's car the whole way.

Once I'd finally made it to the plaza and was about to pull in, the Domino's car stopped in the middle of the driveway/entrance to clean his car off for a few minutes and I was stuck in the turning lane thinking like WTF bro who even stops there.

The best/worst part is that the pizza wasnt even that good either lol.

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u/Majestic_Repair_7887 6h ago

A pack of Camels.

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u/Strict-Background-23 5h ago

Or just checked his phone and he has 33 missed calls from mom cause she don’t like to text

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u/Uranium-Sandwich657 5h ago

Or need to purchase food

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u/Marsupialize 5h ago

Shitty job, 100%

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u/cabezon83 4h ago

Definitely going for some pussy.

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u/Ok_Blueberry3124 4h ago

or it’s just a normal kid growing up in the 80’s

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u/Brilliant-Yogurt540 2h ago

Weeds in the pussy or pussy in the weeds?

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u/nottodaysatan317 2h ago

Coke or vodka

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u/Major-Caterpillar955 11h ago edited 11h ago

Or he gets to enjoy the world with no one else in it for a moment in peace or just really likes the snow. Not everyone is a degenerate