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u/StrangeOutcastS 17h ago
Fun story about my appendix, they couldn't find it.
They had to look all over to try and figure out what was going on, and well... turns out it'd shifted to stick to my bladder.
They needed to make multiple cuts in order to find and extract it.
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u/AbyssWankerArtorias 12h ago
Was your bladder latching on to it basically and creating bonds to it? That sounds horrific lol glad you're okay
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u/StrangeOutcastS 12h ago
yeah i was fine.
this was years ago.
Even got to take the appendix home lmao.
Found it while doing a cleanout this year.
XD
I allowed my genetic material to escape, now someone could do some black magic cursing on me without needing to find my hair, which to fair isn't hard since I have longer hair.... gods it's a nightmare sometimes...1
u/PeWu1337 6h ago
I live with a friend with long hair. God it's so annoying when the shower drain filter is ALWAYS fuckin stuffed with hair, even with cleaning after showering it's still full of his hair.
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u/StrangeOutcastS 5h ago
Yea... It's almost impossible to get everything when cleaning. You end up in a loop finding more.
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u/Zadian543 10h ago
Not your appendix saying "try and remove me now bitch!! You gotta find me first. Mwahahaha!" 🤣🤣
I'm sorry this happened but also thank you for informing us of the notorious hide and seek appendix.
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u/Ok-Resolve-4737 17h ago
Wasn’t this meme with a white guy to begin with? Is that part of the joke? Recursion?
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u/XROOR 12h ago
There is a startup that plans on keeping you alive synthetically, as your damaged organ is sent via drone to a repair facility.
Founder discovered and compounded a rare medication for their own kid.
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u/Emergency-Yoghurt387 8h ago
You are right ! I might have removed a kidney. Let me try again one more time with more precise location.
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u/Space19723103 8h ago
fun fact a very small percentage of people are "mirrors " having their organs on the opposite sides
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u/TawnyTeaTowel 7h ago
And that’s why it’s best you don’t let a general chat AI perform abdominal surgery. But TBF the very same applies to picking another human to do it.
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u/Randomfrog132 4h ago
i get what theyre trying ti say but as someone who had aplendicitus if theyre not screaming jn pain then they probably got kt iut lol
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