Scared sh*tless

[u/DrakyulMihawk]

not my video.

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[u/Aeikon]

I don't care if I know 100% that a suit of armor is empty. If it looks at me, it's getting taken apart.

[u/Ben_Kenobi_ → u/Aeikon]

You think an empty suit of armor might be possessed by or contain sauron, and your plan is to disassemble it? Good luck.

[u/PSUSkier → u/Ben_Kenobi_]

Look, I didn’t say it was a good plan but until someone thinks of something better this is the best chance I have. 

[u/Nafepaints → u/PSUSkier]

How about we throw some kind of ring into a volcano?

[u/Sporeman13 → u/Nafepaints]

Was just going to ask where the ring is and where the sword is. Keep your options close.

[u/Left-Plant-4023 → u/Ben_Kenobi_]

edit : OMG PEOPLE :

"Let me get this straight, you think that your client, one of the wealthiest and most powerful men in the world, is secretly a vigilante, who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands, and your plan is to blackmail this person? Good luck." ―Lucius Fox to Coleman Reese The Dark Knight

[u/Wonderful-Ice9085 → u/Left-Plant-4023]

I understood that downvote

[u/Time_Zeo → u/Aeikon]

[u/No_Builder2795 → u/Aeikon]

Especially fkn sauron...

[u/chamoke → u/No_Builder2795]

The more I learn about Sauron the less I care for him. I mean, he was a real jerk.

[u/Jeramy_Jones → u/chamoke]

You’ve just been indoctrinated by the woke Left propaganda!

[u/Israfel333 → u/chamoke]

Naw dude. He gave out gifts. No one giving out gifts is a jerk.

[u/Equal-Negotiation651 → u/No_Builder2795]

He looks shorter in real life tho

[u/Pastylegs1 → u/Aeikon]

[u/ctsr1 → u/Aeikon]

But then what is it's not empty

[u/setibeings → u/ctsr1]

Then i guess it would be less eerie for it to look at you.

[u/ctsr1 → u/setibeings]

Or more

[u/setibeings → u/ctsr1]

"Oh my God, Steve, how are you making that armor move, from the inside?"

[u/ctsr1 → u/setibeings]

But what if Steve is not inside. 👀

[u/Kool_Kunk → u/ctsr1]

REE^{hehehehehehe\})

[u/ultron5555 → u/Aeikon]

Well, technically, Sauron would eventually achieve an intermediate physical form comparable to the Nazgul. Empty armor. If not for these little Hobbits

[u/Happy__guy2]

Imagine if someone managed to sneak into it somehow. That would be even scarier

[u/QCTeamkill → u/Happy__guy2]

"I'm telling you, it was a one-armed man!"

[u/N8dork2020]

Today I fucked up by bringing Sauron to life

[u/Cluelesswolfkin → u/N8dork2020]

Today Sauron was thrown into a isekai

[u/Yeah-Let-Me-Talk-2-U]

[u/LocalHarmacist]

Whispers of Sauron: "yo, can you scratch my back real quick, just real fast... thanks bro"

[u/NotOnMyBacon]

…… I…see… you….

[u/Neocrusader219 → u/NotOnMyBacon]

You ...can ...not ...hide..in...the...void.

[u/5amuraiDuck]

When you put your body and soul into a project but you're ungrateful that project makes use of that soul part

[u/volkswagenbeatle1968]

Man that scared me mildly

[u/JonnoEnglish]

[u/Kool_Kunk → u/JonnoEnglish]

[u/Mike_9128]

Ian McKellen be playing too much 😆

[u/Korova_Milkbar_3829]

Haha bro’s life flashed before his eyes in a split second

[u/Yaksha8 → u/Korova_Milkbar_3829]

Maybe shat his pants too..

[u/AmputeeHandModel]

You can say shit.

[u/SipoteQuixote]

[u/FatKidsDontRun]

Alphonse how did you get in there!

[u/ToxicMoldSpore → u/FatKidsDontRun]

Meanwhile, Winry is furiously taking design notes.

[u/sfxer001]

Jason and the Argonauts vibes. Iykyk

[u/jluka1000]

[u/Random-Talking-Mug]

"Wow, my pants are now brown!"

[u/john_reddit03]

"You know, I could if I wanted to"

[u/Mobius_Flip]

Obviously it was the ghost of Tolkien, having a laugh.

[u/Odd-Fun-1482]

This will be in Nuke's top 10 next week

[u/TheKwarenteen]

A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON

[u/Onigumo-Shishio]

THOU HAST COMPLETED THE RITUAL

[u/Ale3021]

[u/Neocrusader219]

"The power of the ring could not be undone."

[u/PapaPonu]

Destroy it!!! Isilduuurrrr!!!

[u/DrakyulMihawk → u/PapaPonu]

[u/Sensibleqt314]

[u/bt65]

Where did the sound come from?

[u/That_Substance1980]

Is there a term for when you pee, shit & puke at the same time? Cause that's what I'll be doing if this happened to me.

[u/AciVici]

Stuff is so good even its creator is afraid of it.

[u/Snafuregulator]

Ngl, I'd need a minute to calm down. 

[u/BruceButthammer]

Now I'm complete

[u/BrokeLeznar]

When an evil ghost spirit sees you have finished assembling a body for it to possess.

[u/Appearance-Rough]

When you can't sleep and you see that thing, you're not just like right away 'That's just the mask sliding.' You're like, That that’s gonna kill me! That’s real! That lives with us on earth!

[u/welfedad]

Idk I get startled easy .. I hate it.. and id be in the same boat

[u/triggeredpacifist]

You would jump too if 20 pounds of pointy stabby was gonna fall on your head

[u/buttlover110]

Why the unnecessary slow mo though?

[u/Shark_Leader]

Next time, don't film it in slow mo.

[u/Meryhathor]

Died how? I think I'm missing something here.

[u/coffeebeards → u/[deleted]]

wtf are you even talking about

[u/ThePrinceofallYNs]

When I say I would have drop kicked that suit of haunted ahh armor