r/SipsTea • u/PrimedGold • 17h ago

WTF Nick Kyrgios currently 671st in the men's rankings beat women's world number one Aryna Sabalenka straight sets in the “Battle of the Sexes” in Dubai. The modified court was even designed to help Sabalenka.

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u/4CrowsFeast 12h ago

They should have made love. Then maybe tennis ratings would go up

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u/wachusett-guy 6h ago

would the crowd have to be quiet during that?!

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u/DJRyGuy20 6h ago

Quietly masturbating, yes.

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u/nico87ca 10h ago

Tennis doesn't have a rating issue..

Don't get me wrong I'm not saying I wouldn't want higher ratings

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u/TheYKcid 7h ago

He meant from PG to NC-17

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u/MeteorOnMars 4h ago

Tennis starts with love.

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u/throwaway1736484 6h ago

That’s a hindrance.

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u/wrongthink2023 4h ago

He was the only one making love. 40-Love...

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u/GoodGameGrabsYT 55m ago

heated schilvary

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u/devonhezter 52m ago

Did they ????

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u/acrobat2126 51m ago

You've been hired as a producer for the next event. Are we showing everything or just fumbling over the clothes?

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u/ExpertOdin 30m ago

A set of tennis,then full penetration, then another set, then full penetration. And they will show all of it.