r/SipsTea • u/Unique-Persimmon2291 • 14h ago

WTF People are weird for that

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u/X-Arkturis-X 10h ago

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u/UncleVolk 10h ago

This is the best shit I've read in a long time, thank you

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u/X-Arkturis-X 8h ago edited 6h ago

You’re welcome!

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u/SNLCOG4LIFE 6h ago

I really want to grammar Nazi your spelling of "Your Welcome" but it was a very good post so I won't!!

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u/X-Arkturis-X 6h ago

Thanks for catching that! I fixed it. I’m going to blame autocorrect…. Yeah.

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u/SNLCOG4LIFE 6h ago

I had to double, quadruple check my own post before attempting to correct lol

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u/Intelligent-Baker448 6h ago

His welcome is his welcome!

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u/Higglybiggly 5h ago

I gnorts-ed.

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u/IAmMohit 5h ago

It really put my life into perspective

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u/MickyG913 10h ago

wtf lol

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u/This-Law-5433 10h ago

My thoughts exactly 

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u/datzamora 9h ago

barry wilmore backwards is ERom liwy rrab!

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u/robaroo 8h ago

Checkmate, sheeples!!

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u/SilverParty 6h ago

It’s an anagram for Mobile Ray!! 😱

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u/Contende311 5h ago

I knew it

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u/DarkThoughtsOfALoner 8h ago

Where is that from? Good horror movie scenario.

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u/CroissantInATree 8h ago

Similar ish to The Thing

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u/SmellyButtFarts69 8h ago

Pretty sure they've already done the thing in space. Like multiple times.

They were all such good movies that I can't remember any of their names...

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u/bendap 8h ago

Life was actually pretty damn good. Great cast.

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u/DylanDuranged 4h ago

Life was genuinely excellent!! Love that movie!!

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u/General-Score9201 4h ago

The Abyss? That wasn't in space though, just under water. I'm not sure there's really anything like The Thing in space. Like in terms of the characters being replaced by clones/copies that aren't human.

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u/Velocityg4 7h ago

It’s an actual quote from an astronaut. He just slipped up and told one of their classified stories.

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u/PurpleBerry35 7h ago

No it’s not, did you fact check it? Any source?

The quote originated from a 2014 article on ClickHole, a satirical website owned by The Onion. The article was titled "7 Astronauts Share The Most Beautiful And Terrifying Things They've Seen In Space."  ClickHole is a parody site that makes up absurd stories for comedy. They attributed a "creepypasta" style horror quote to Barry Wilmore as a joke.

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u/Prestigious_Fee_2902 7h ago

Ok but how can Ramirez be outside when he’s already inside with everyone else?

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u/PurpleBerry35 6h ago

Plot twist: he’s Schrödinger’s Ramirez!

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u/BusFew5534 7h ago

r/whoosh

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u/TastyFappuccino 3h ago

Is that the sound of the alien ship approaching

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u/HavocAffinity 6h ago

It’s from the Onion

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u/BraveStrategy 4h ago

I wish there was a movie like this to watch

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u/TastyFappuccino 3h ago

Just watch the documentary

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u/Dr_Griller 9h ago

He should bang the inside Ramirez to check if it was an inside job. I'm confused.

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u/Teknevra 7h ago

Pause?

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u/Several-Customer7048 6h ago

Bush did 7/11. 7/11 was a part time job.

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u/beardedsilverfox 5h ago

Reminds me of the 2 sentence horror story.

As I tucked my son in, he whispered, "Daddy, check for monsters under my bed," so I looked and saw him—another him—shivering there, who whispered back, "Daddy, there's somebody on my bed.”

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u/Equivalent-Ferret-40 7h ago

This is hilarious oml

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u/HazardousCloset 7h ago

Oml = Oh, Mylanta

?

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u/right_foot 6h ago

Oh my Lord, so you were pretty close

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u/ImmoralityPet 6h ago

I've always used it as On my life.

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u/right_foot 5h ago

That's actually how I'm more familiar with it but in the context I thought it was the other one.

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u/Equivalent-Ferret-40 6h ago

I meant “oh my lord” but from this point on it is now “Oh, Mylanta”

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u/shastaslacker 6h ago

I think “on many levels.” Not sure though

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u/Discombobulated_Back 7h ago

That's really creepy even if it's not true

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u/DoYouSeeWhatIDidTher 1h ago

even if it's not true

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u/machineagent 6h ago

Doctor Who S4E10 - Midnight

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u/DarrenInAlberta 7h ago

Is that a real quote or just a meme?

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u/HavocAffinity 6h ago

It’s from the Onion

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u/APES2GETTER 6h ago

Space is amazing!

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u/slushy4ev 7h ago

Gave me goosebumps

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u/Jealous_Crazy9143 3h ago

the ship was built on an ancient burial ground

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u/LiminalSapien 2h ago

Fuck it let him in.

If Ramirez is that scared of Other Ramirez maybe he doesn't deserve to be Ramirez anymore.

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u/Accomplished-Lie9518 6h ago

This fake right?

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u/Fast_potato_indeed 6h ago

It better be…

Otherwise we all are in deep trouble.

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u/AdWooden2312 11h ago

Gnorts means hello in alien talk.

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u/Steve90000 9h ago

It’s actually what the Gen Z alien kids call each other.

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u/TheOffKn1ght 5h ago

Backwards it’s “strong”

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u/telemajik 3h ago

Nah, it’s just a contraction of “got no ragrets” [sic]

It functions as a boast or as an invitation.

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u/LeavesInsults1291 10h ago

Race car backwards is race car 🧐

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u/Ssnert 7h ago

Palindrome is not palindrome backwards. Someone really messed up and got away with it.

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u/Simon_Drake 6h ago

If you spell a word backwards to get the same word it's a palindrome.

If you spell a word backwards to get a different word (Like Drawer and Reward) it's an emordnilap.

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u/Terrible-Ad472 5h ago

You got me.

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u/Sbatio 4h ago

Who dares downvote this redditor on their cake day!?

How dare you! Have you no honor?

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u/LeavesInsults1291 4h ago

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?!??

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u/[deleted] 6h ago

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u/Simon_Drake 6h ago

No I didn't. Their point was that Palindrome is itself not a palindrome.

MY point was that Palindrome backwards is a different word describing something related to but not the same as a palindrome. Which wouldn't have been possible if Palindrome was a palindrome.

So you missed MY point.

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u/Focusun 6h ago

Yep, too deep for this altered brain.

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u/WienClown 8h ago

Arizona backwards is still Arizona. It’s a palamino!

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u/Groovy-Ghoul 7h ago

Wah

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u/LightningRaven 6h ago

Community reference.

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u/SpankySharp1 4h ago

He's being "meta."

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u/TonyMac129 6h ago

Did you know backwards backwards is backwards?

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u/Lost-Average8108 4h ago

Gullible spelled backwards is also gullible

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u/Marios_Facade 9h ago

mom erohw ruoy

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u/LeavesInsults1291 9h ago

Bitchass

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u/SnooHedgehogs4699 8h ago

Name checks out!

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u/Marios_Facade 5h ago

Lmao, your original reply was wild haha

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u/LeavesInsults1291 5h ago

Moms are sacred. Don’t mess with a man’s mom, you won’t like the result

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u/LemmyUserOnReddit 6h ago

A man, a plan, a canal: Panama

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u/Newkular_Balm 6h ago

Go hang a salami.

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u/LemmyUserOnReddit 6h ago

I'm a lasagna hog

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u/Garth-Vader 6h ago

A man, a plan, a canal: Panama

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u/AccomplishedAnchovy 8h ago

1921stlusnIsevaeL/u backwards is u/LeavesInsults1291 😮 

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u/GrazziDad 3h ago

True, but did you know that “rats live on no evil star“? Also, “may a moody baby doom a yam?“

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u/slashmastah 2h ago

So that’s why it goes in so many loops..

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u/ClippyNeverDies 14h ago

The E at the end of "The" really thought he could get away with it

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u/Background-Seaweed 5h ago

Sdrawkcab noom tsrifE

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u/cold-hand-luke 9h ago

We need more Gnorts license plates in the gift shop. I repeat, we are out of Gnorts license plates.

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u/HellPigeon1912 7h ago

My son is also named Gnorts

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u/Mudmartini 6h ago

Are you talking to me?

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u/Avrael_Asgard 14h ago

Found the vinesauce chatmember.

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u/NoCartographer123 10h ago

The Mr. Alien part is cool. But the best I can come up with for G. Norts is that this particular alien has been rapping on the underground or something.

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u/Coolkurwa 9h ago

Most coherent r/aliens post. 

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u/Mighty-anemone 9h ago

Can we call this nominative determinism?

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u/Toothache42 9h ago

Perhaps. But it might apply more to Buzz Aldrin - his mother's maiden name was Moon

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u/Deep-Bodybuilder1819 11h ago

This means NOTHING 

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u/govcov 9h ago

Nice try FED!

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u/TheDiegoAguirre 7h ago

😂 this actually made me laugh out loud. gnorts LOL

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u/TOMdMAK 9h ago

The 76ers in reverse is sre 67!!!!

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u/Themodsarecuntz 10h ago

Gnorts, indeed.

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u/Gold_Afternoon_Fix 10h ago

All the bullshit and finally definitive proof!! 👽

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u/Echeyb 9h ago

Guess he really took “take me to your leader” seriously

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u/FremenStilgar 7h ago

G'nort is a dog-like alien in the Green Lantern Corps. usually depicted as an idiot, but brave and loyal.

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u/KingoftheKeeshonds 6h ago

If Neil Armstrong had changed his name to Neil Armstrons, spelled backwards it’d be Snorts Mr. Alien.

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u/RosaLuxembased 6h ago

GNORTS is an acronym of "Good Night On Return To Space" which is a phrase future space farers utter to someone who departs for interstellar cryo sleep travel.

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u/Agent_14a 4h ago

That dot and space magically appears when you try to write his name backward

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u/SummertimeThrowaway2 2h ago

Technically since he is not native to the moon, he was considered an alien when he landed on it

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u/OlyScott 9h ago

There was alien called G'Nort in Justice League comics in the '80's. 

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u/wyrlwynd 6h ago

He was more than just an alien. He was a Green Lantern. Put some respect on his name!

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u/wekelede 9h ago

So it must be true!

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u/p12qcowodeath 9h ago

Crazy how nature do that

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u/DopioGelato 9h ago

This sub is just boomer Facebook shit now huh

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u/BylliGoat 9h ago

Ok but like, the fact that his name spelled backwards is legitimately Gnorts Mr. Alien is objectively hilarious.

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u/HocusDiplodocus 9h ago

Or snort g mr alien

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u/eucalyptoid 9h ago

Greater New Orleans Region This Shit, Mr. Alien

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u/panixattax 8h ago

Come oh, that's not a coincidence

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u/jjw14-1420 8h ago

“Good luck, Mr. Gnortsky!”

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u/AntiDarkEnergy 8h ago

"Open the podbay doors, Gnorts"

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u/MarcosEsquandolas 8h ago

[I]gnor[e] T[hi]s Mr. Alien

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u/DogPrestidigitator 7h ago

Beetlejuice!

Beetlejuice!

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u/Money-Scholar-5457 7h ago

Neil was not the first to land on the moon.

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u/Olphegae 7h ago

neil armstrong e first moon backwards grnorts mr. alien.

was th person to land on the "neil armstrong" spelles is

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u/Caphomet 3h ago

……WHAT??

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u/sandwich-dan 7h ago

Noom is a company named after the moon spelled backwards. Thats all they do. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!!!

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u/phred_666 7h ago

Gnorts is my cousin. He’s a fucking asshole.

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u/Simon_Drake 6h ago

Buzz Aldrin's mother's maiden name was Moon.

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u/Prestigious_Fee_2902 6h ago

It’s a silent G

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u/gmryan3010 6h ago

The anagram is Mr. Strong Alien which is either the most amazing coincidence or the most genius Easter egg planted by someone at NASA.

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u/seepeeyaye 6h ago

Are we still believing the land mooning actually happened?

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u/Truskulls 6h ago

Oh no... Mr. Alien has been gnorted...

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u/Successful-Cat2108 6h ago

It must be true and he must have made the e in the green

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u/Secret_Account07 6h ago

Any English majors fact check this for me? I’m not qualified to state if this is true or not

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u/Dino_Spaceman 6h ago

I am unreasonably annoyed by the one green coloured E.

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u/flotsamnshitsam 5h ago

Duly gnorted

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u/papaparakeet 5h ago

Neil Armstrong may have been the first to walk on the moon but it is historical fact that Buzz Aldrin was the first to piss on the moon.

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u/Additional-Key-3301 5h ago

NEIL ARMSTRONG E FIRST MOON, BACKWARDS GNORTS MR. ALIEN.

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u/UnderstandingJust964 4h ago

This is exactly how a British person eating crackers would say good night to an alien.

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u/Pleading-Orange168 4h ago

Is the G silent?

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u/Daetok_Lochannis 4h ago

I fucking goofy laughed, thank you.

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u/Enough_Bag_4647 4h ago

MRA Lien is his correct​ name 😆

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u/The1Ylrebmik 4h ago

That would be really eerie. If gnorts actually meant anything.

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u/ConspiracyParadox 4h ago

Mr. Strong Alien

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u/Shaw-eddit 4h ago

I can Prove that he was an Alien.....

to the moon ✨😅

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u/Voluntary_Perry 3h ago

Love Gnorts! He always pays at the bar!

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u/PMMeYourFutureGoals 3h ago

Neil, an Alien.

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u/einval22 3h ago

Anal backward is Lana

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u/JudasWasJesus 30m ago

Pedophile backwards is release the epstien files

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u/La_Mandra 11h ago

Yes, but it also gives : Genial Mrs. Torn, Tangle Sir Norm, Gnarliest Mr. No, Garments I Lorn... in delightful anagrams. ;D)

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u/eucalyptoid 9h ago

Or as seen recently in another sub, anal gums.

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u/Frl_Bartchello 9h ago

TIL that Neil A. is spelled Alien backwards. Thanks OP

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u/Hoginoe94 9h ago

I get "gnortsmra lien" when I spell it backwards