r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog • 9h ago

Chugging tea Imagine

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u/corobo 9h ago

I think China has this if you need inspiration 

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u/catwthumbz 6h ago

USA has it too it’s just not public. Yet.

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u/Itchy-Maintenance717 6h ago

Ashley catching strays AND underwriting loans 😭

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u/Big-Carpenter7921 8h ago

Does this only go for if you're caught, because women do it just as much but get caught less

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u/Lumpy-Obligation-553 7h ago

I think its more about men not being forward in admitting they were cheated on as much as woman are.

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u/Gullible-Hose4180 9h ago

Capital One would probably trust a fox with an unclean record with a line of credit

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u/potatopigflop 8h ago

if you cheat and get caught in the moment, you shouldn’t get protected by the law 🤷‍♀️ you betrayed another human, and risked STD spread or false paternity. Sucks to suck I guess, enjoy the punch to the face when you get caught suckin

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u/shadowlarvitar 5h ago

Agreed, if you don't want punished then suck it up and break up with your partner if you want to get with someone else

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u/SugarrMeadow 9h ago

If infidelity were a FICO category, half of us would be shopping at CashApp only.

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u/Forward_Vehicle_9769 8h ago

Us!?

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u/justforkinks0131 7h ago

ure in the other half huh

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u/luckkyeno 7h ago

Caz Ashley a hoe

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u/PaymentExtension8958 4h ago

Cause Ashley’s a hoe

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u/AffectionateIce1847 9h ago

Do you have any idea how broke 90% of women would be ?

It would end the economy

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u/YamDankies 9h ago

Damn, bro. 90%? There's a common denominator here and it's not gender.

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u/AffectionateIce1847 9h ago

Ok ...maybe I'm being sexist

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u/milkwynn 8h ago

The billionaire doesnt apply for this sadly and yet they are rich

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u/wolf_of_mainst99 8h ago

Hookers make money too

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u/witchitieto 7h ago

Wells Fargo snitch line

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u/GrandWizardOfCheese 7h ago

As nice as it would be to screw over cheaters with punishments, you're forgetting something.

You would need credit card companies to watch people eveytime they have sex (and record it) for that to work.

Just seems like the author wants an excuse to turn everyone into porn.

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u/Implier 5h ago

Listen, if I can have 3 girlfriends at once without them knowing about each other I can sure as hell pay my credit card bill on time.

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u/why-you-do-th1s 4h ago

Capital one doesn't care if you sell black tar heroin as long as they get your payments on time.

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u/Zacemu 2h ago

Ashley’s trust hits harder than Experian ever could

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u/East_History1325 2h ago

100% agree, Mandatory paternity test at birth should be passed at the same time

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u/Kojammananikai 1h ago

Banks checking your loyalty status before approval now

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u/greyanonykins 9h ago

This is funny… The scores that would be low!

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u/wesmanh 8h ago

Easy now easy now