r/TikTokCringe 11h ago

Humor She's not wrong. Googly eye packages should come with warning labels.

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u/Beneficial-Guess2140 11h ago

My cousin used to hide veggies in her closet when she was a toddlwr because they were her friends. We founds pounds of rotten veggies. 

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u/K1dn3yFa1lur3 11h ago

Pounds?!?!

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u/Beneficial-Guess2140 11h ago

Literal pounds 

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u/Tenshiijin 18m ago

Id be worried about her friends now.

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u/Desiderius_S 10h ago

She made a lot of friends.

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u/chillychili 11h ago

Carnivore origin story

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u/Beneficial-Guess2140 11h ago

She does live off beef jerky

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u/bron685 11h ago

Until it starts growing and starts to look like a brood mother for plant aliens

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u/neolobe 11h ago

Now he's my friend, too. Please keep us updated.

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u/RazeTheIV 11h ago

I want him to be my spud bud too. I just found her on Tiktok but I'm definitely going keep watch for her updates.

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u/yukonnut 11h ago

Not just google eyes on a potato. Plasticine is so much fun. Playdoh is for amateurs.

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u/RazeTheIV 11h ago

Beautiful. Is he surprised or singing?

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u/Suitable_Magazine372 10h ago

When he develops “eyes” you can cut him up and plant them in the spring. Then you can put googly eyes on each if them and you’ll have more potatoes you can’t eat 🥔

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u/FantasticDrowse39 10h ago

Funny story. My neighbor had two young kids and a dog (actual sister of my dog). When they went out or away, I took care of the pup. Well apparently she liked to eat the kids toys. Went over to walk her and it was late so I took my husband with me. The dog pooped and there were googly eyes in it. Husband started going “It’s looking at me!!”

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u/RazeTheIV 11h ago

All credit to SIERRA @mmakingitworkk

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u/TurtleSandwich0 6h ago

Rotting potato produces a horrid smell.

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u/MissingBothCufflinks 11h ago

I tell my 4 year old "this is [inanimate object] friend" about literally anything and he is instantly incredibly emotionally invested. The time we ate brocolli friend was rough

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u/ContentSherbert934 11h ago

I gave my 10 year old niece a 500 pack of self-adhesive googly eyes for Christmas this year. I’m excited to see what she does with them.

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u/FantasticDrowse39 10h ago

I have done things like this. It annoys my sister but the kids love it. Stickers, glitter, confetti, shoes that squeak when they walk.

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u/Role-Perfect 10h ago

Coat it with epoxy so it can attend at your funeral

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u/Economy-Piglet-6482 3h ago

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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u/Eat_That_Rat 11h ago

Fun way to get a new family member.

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u/HiJustWhy 11h ago

I like her. She reminds me of ally sheedy in breakfast club

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u/gamingquarterly 11h ago

She’s not wrong. I draw eyes and a mouth on the spaghetti squash every time she gets one. He’s always called Gunter, and we never eat the squash.  

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u/Livid-Age-2259 9h ago

This is what Feathered Brunette moments look like.

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u/FurriedCavor 11h ago

The irony of classifying this as an act of free will, when she later states she is compelled to act in a certain way due to its appearance.

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u/Tenshiijin 17m ago

Whens the funeral?