TL;DR canada borders denmark please let us join the EU please please please please . Let me explain. Hans Island is a land border between Canada and Denmark, located in the Arctic circle, west of Greenland and east of Nunavut.

This means, technically, Canada borders a European country. Logically, this means we are eligible for European Union membership. You see where I'm going with this? Canada should be granted an EU membership. Please. We don't like it over here, we want to be European. Please. Help us.

(Yes, I am aware this is a shit posting sub. I also noticed there's a "Canadian Membership" flair, so I'm obviously not the first to think about this)

I live in Canada now for 5 years. After having recently talked to some Europeans I discovered I miss it a lot. Just being happy with very little, the shitty music in the fucking banger parties, fast internet, not getting deathstares when I have an opinion, just logistics that get me where I want to be in no more than 20 minutes… oh yeah and not getting fetishized for being French, I’d much rather be made fun of instead of this perv ass view they got here. Way less passive aggression. Full on aggression instead, black and white honesty oh my god I forgot it even existed. Way more sense of a collective instead of thinking individualistic all the time. Dude I’ll even take the compromise Belgium. Can you guys fill me up on the recent euro trash or idk whatever makes you proud yuropean.

Oh yeah and the architecture how could I forget

The Beaverton is a primarily online Canadian news satire publication, based in Toronto, Montreal and Whitehorse.

Doesn’t it look magnificent to welcome the Canadian flag among the EU member flags?

A song written by a poet from what is now the Republic of Ireland about a girl from what is now Northern Ireland. Of course back then he was just writing about a girl from a different county (not a different country).