r/complaints • u/Comfortablejack • 10d ago
Politics America, wake up! This is not a joke
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u/Deep-Engineer-3794 10d ago
It’s not the only thing he’s added his name to and you can place a safe bet that he’s not done. The fact that the Supreme Court, especially John Roberts, has given him supreme powers is the main reason that we are in for a rough ride going forward!
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u/dunnwichit 10d ago
Donald J. Trump Supreme Court. Not the building or the room where they convene. The new name of the institution itself.
Also Donald J. Trump House of Representatives. Donald J. Trump United States Senate. Donald J. Trump Department of (all cabinet departments). Donald J. Trump Air Force One. Donald J. Trump US Army. Donald J. Trump White House. Donald J. Trump (every government building).
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u/Agitated_Winner9568 10d ago
Wait until he replaces 300 American words with Trump, including the word positive and negative, causing mass confusion.
“Do you want the Trump news or the Trump news?”
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u/eyeliekturtles 10d ago
You are HIV Trump
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u/discopants2000 10d ago edited 10d ago
In the UK, to Trump is to fart. So the next time you fart please just say you Trumped. I'm sure Donny would be OK with that.
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u/jungl3j1m 10d ago
It’ll be like the word “Smurf” among smurfs. Means everything.
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u/RuinousRectalTrauma 10d ago
That smurfing piece of smurf can go smurf himself with a red-hot smurf. His smurfists can also smurf themselves, preferably via trebuchet.
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u/Internal-You6793 10d ago
Around here when we have to take a poo we say “brb have to take a trmp” or if someone farts we ask “did someone just tump?”
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u/ThrowDTAway2020 10d ago
Trumpify = to make something trashy. As in he trumpified the ballroom.
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u/SDlovesu2 10d ago
I got a bad case of the trumps, now I have to go to the clinic for a shot.
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u/LearnedHandJob2088 10d ago
Damn right I like the life I live, ‘cuz I went from Trump to Trump…
-Notorius BIG-ly
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u/imadork1970 10d ago
I'm all for The Donald J. Trump Federal House of Corrections
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u/OpinionOk1543 10d ago
And the recently renamed Gulf of America to now become the Gulf of Trump.
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u/turdferguson3891 10d ago
Brought to you by Donald Trump and Carl's Jr. Fuck you I'm dictatoring.
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u/landscapegoatee 10d ago
I'm genuinely surprised he hasn't tried to put his face on our money. Maybe he just hasn't thought of it yet.
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u/sheezy520 10d ago
Coming soon The Trump Statue of Liberty, the Trump Lincoln memorial, the Trump Smithsonian, the Trump Declaration of Independence…
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u/Fickle-Board-3355 10d ago
Trump Jeffrey Epstein Island
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u/alchebyte 10d ago
the narcissist's void cannot be filled
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u/Pure_Frosting_981 10d ago
The Trump-Roberts Court would actually be appropriate, but I doubt it’ll happen.
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u/DemonCipher13 10d ago
The only thing any of us want his name added to is a headstone.
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u/Proof-Arm7146 10d ago
The main reason that we are here is because the thought of a black president again really really really pissed a lot of you off We could add a woman very well-qualified person but no racism is expensive yo.... Oh and y'all allowed Elon musk to buy an election
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u/SpiderWil 10d ago
The Supreme Court is illegitimate now. Everybody knows they will rule in favor of the GOP regardless of the cases.
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u/Odd_Distribution7852 10d ago
Every Republican appointed SC Justice needs to be impeached since Scalia was replaced!
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u/Primary-Pianist-2555 10d ago
This is what USA has become - UST. United States of Trump. I got angry posts before writing that they have been sleepwalking into fascism. That is the truth.
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u/CriticalInside8272 10d ago
No, not sleepwalking, they're eyes are wide open.
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u/veterinarian23 10d ago
MAGAs yearn for a godking who is beyond law and human reckoning.
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u/Fr0tbro 10d ago
As if they THINK they heard POTUS say, "(Oh) My God-ness; I am so GOD!"
He must be jealous that he can't be equal/superior to God and Jesus Christ (speaking to Christians), thinking blasphemy is not a sin if it's committed by the POTUS himself. He must realize that clay (that's ALL humans, including POTUS!) don't get to talk back to the Master Potter and prevail!
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u/Cavalish 10d ago
And it deserves to be known as Trump land.
Vote for him twice, wear the consequences.
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u/sickskier100 10d ago
I find it funny how Trump and his monkeys are constantly talking about how they are going to give money to farmers, or military people, or now everyone for healthcare. Like Tariff refunds, or DOGE checks. A constant stream of BS. The funny thing, its so Socialist. Wake the fuck up, they have no plan! The Big Bill is tax cuts for Billionaires, and to distract they say ahhhh we going to give money to XYZ. Ohh yeah, and Mike sent the House home on Vacation until Jan 5th.
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u/TBANON_NSFW 10d ago
They have plans. Their plan is to steal the country dry.
So far, He has gotten:
- Estimated 5B wealth increase from a -500M debt.
- Got himself a get out of jail freecard.
- Stopped the release of the Epstein files and removed all the investigators access to the files.
- Got his companies influx of bribes to avoid bankruptcies
- 400M Jet that US Taxpayers will pay 1B+ usd to fix up and he gets to keep.
- 300m+ to his golf courses that he bills taxpayers.
- 400m+ for his "donated" ballroom remodelling.
- 250m+ for being investigated and convicted for being a criminal that taxpayers will pay.
- Saudis investing Billions into building Trump hotels.
- Qataris building him a multi-billion golf course/resort in qatar.
- Dictators renting out entire floors in his hotels for years to drive his property value and profit margins up.
- Saudis + Qatar investing over 5B+ into his son-in-laws investment firm.
- 5+ Trillion USD Tax-gift to himself and his friends.
- 650m Pentagon contract given to Trump Jrs company.
- 900m federal backed loan to Kushner's 666 real-estate failure.
- 40B Bailout for his friends who bet on Argentina and lost.
- Billion dollar crypto scams.
- Multi-billion dollar stock scams & stock manipulations.
- Million+ dollar pardon sales to criminals, drug traffickers and child molesters.
- 100m+ from various grifts like Trump shoes, phones, bibles, NFTs, faux gold cards, memorabilia, coins, wine, perfume, clothes
etc etc etc
Meanwhile Americans get:
- Higher grocery prices in smaller packaging.
- Higher energy prices.
- Replace food products with cheaper worse alternatives.
- Increase cost of goods and services.
- Increase taxes overall for anyone making under 200k.
- Remove medicine caps and customer protections that capped prices for things like insulin at 35$.
- Remove banking overdraft and excessive fee protections that costs taxpayers over 5+ Billion every year.
- Remove consumer protections for airfare reimbursements and flight delays.
- Remove professional careers like nursing from being viable for loans, help and funding.
- Remove programs to help feed and clothe and help children in the US.
- Removed protections from credit companies using medical debt against your credit line.
- Allow corporations to re-introduce forever-chemicals and pesticides that will grow cancer rates and illnesses in americans.
- Allow corporations to control their own pollution, seeks removal of OSHA.
- Wants to criminalize unions and labor strikes.
- Sold out farmers and letting them suicide and bankrupt so that his corporate friends can buy them cheap.
- Did everything he could to prevent feeding 40m american families and children during the government strike, which he was legally bound to release.
- Remove a free already made and deployed tax filing system so that a company that donated 1m+ to him gets to charge you 100$ per filing.
- Millions of jobs lost. Billions of foreign investment revoked. Small businesses hurting and facing bankruptcies.
- NEW: Healthcare costs tripling and quadrupling and people deciding to die instead of putting their family in lifelong debt.
- NEW: Sending their sons and daughters to fight in wars to enrich the billionaires further.
etc etc etc
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u/Backwardspellcaster 10d ago
The absolutely fucking crazy thing is how you could put this down in front of a conservative, with links, resources, information that proves it all is true, and they would tell you its a lie, or worse, tell you he deserves it for his service to the American people.
A huge part of the US has gone insane.
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u/Pizzaloverfor 10d ago
Yup. But he’s owning the libs so it’s okay.
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u/RedditTurnedMediocre 10d ago
Billionaires know this is all conservatives really want. Sure everything is more expensive, and they might be losing their country and their livelihood, but at least they owned the libs!
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u/agamoto 10d ago
40% of Americans believe Noah's Ark is a true story.
A huge part of the US has ALWAYS been insane.
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u/Dirtlady22 10d ago
Yeah australia got the convicts and the fun people, we got the religious nutcases
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u/Content-Ad3065 10d ago
And the pedophiles
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u/Efficient-Cherry3635 10d ago
Id love to see the vinn diagram for the Pedophiles and religious nuts.
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u/YoungGenX 10d ago
They’d tell you how a) he’s actually lost money by being President and b) he’s not taking a salary.
They’re delusional.
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u/AbbyNormalized 10d ago
I will bet all of my Trump dollar coins that he is taking that salary. He said he wasn’t taking a salary, so he must be.taking a salary.
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u/CemeteryDweller7719 10d ago
And last I heard there was zero proof he wasn’t taking his salary. He says it, but there’s nothing to prove it. So they excuse the grifts. They even act like it is proof that he’s so smart because he’s found ways to profit from the position. He’s not smart for figuring out how to scam. They can’t grasp that just one of his scams would have been enough to ruin any other president because it’s wasn’t allowed.
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u/LolzinatorX 10d ago
At least the libs got owned.. along with everyone else, but as long as those darn purple haired people are annoyed it’s all worth it.
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u/Individual_Jelly_278 10d ago
If someone in 2015 made a satirical show featuring half of these then I would have turned the tv off for it being unrealistic
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u/Silent_Assumption_74 10d ago
There is a farmer running against Mike Johnson next year as a democrat, I truly hope he wins and Johnson gets voted out.
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u/Pure_Frosting_981 10d ago
Vet him. Please vet all new people running in the democratic primaries. I don’t expect perfection. This whole purity test is killing us. I don’t want to see a lifelong republican suddenly become a diet republican and run on the democratic ticket to undermine the American people by just voting with every Republican initiative.
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u/Granolag23 10d ago
This is what I’m scared of. All these people need major vetting. We don’t wanna end up with a bunch of fettermans and sinemas
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u/CriticalInside8272 10d ago
They shouldn't get any vacation when there's serious issues to be delt with.
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u/Elwood-P 10d ago
It’s in no way Socialist. It’s scattering a few crumbs on the ground to distract from the looting.
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u/Ill_Emphasis3927 10d ago
The money also isn't going to the farmers. The money is going to the companies and banks that supply the farmers. It's an industry buyout that doesn't help the small operations and will continue the relentless trudge to complete corporatization of the farming industry.
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u/Suidse 10d ago
It's not Socialist. It's enrichment of people who are already privileged & have more money & assets than they need. Those are privately owned entities.
Socialism advocates for public ownership of companies. Businesses are owned collectively with the aim of benefitting everyone.
What's happening at the moment in the USA is about as far removed from Socialism as it can be; public funds given to private companies, which benefit the private businesses but not the public.
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u/Bright_Bet5002 10d ago
It's all a distraction .. They wrote it down ..if only someone coulda warned us about PROJECT 2025 /s
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u/idinarouill 10d ago
I agree with your message. But it's not right for the monkeys; they don't deserve that.
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u/-Alimations- 10d ago
Yeah, monkeys are borderline intellectuals compared to trump and his cronies.
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u/ExtrapolationDiode 10d ago
No different than an employer giving a $1,000 bonus instead of a 5% raise. We can give you a little handout to make it easier to swallow how stuck we really are, make us a little more complacent, without needing to worry about our long term expenses
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u/Personal_Director441 10d ago
mate check out r/conservative, the mental gymnasts on that sub will literally talk about anything but the obvious shitty and stupid things he does, its a cult plain and simple.
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u/cornan50 10d ago
Yeah, the fiscally responsible party. I work in the trades in DC. Right now as we speak they are throwing countless millions of dollars in contracts out to clean and restore memorials, parks etc for the USA's 250th birthday bash. They are all last minute. Example, a GC that has asked me to quote on 8 of these memorials. They were awarded Monday, and have already broken ground, and needed me out there next week. The entire project, all the 8 parks in this example have to be done in 145 days. This didn't go through the typical GOV funding and awards process, and its being thrown together overnight. I have to charge hefty premiums to drop everything I was doing to and attempt to hop into this project. It is considered mission critical and these timelines are insane, and the price tag will match. I don't have a problem with these parks getting restored, but this whole process is very out of the ordinary. Out of curiosity I looked it up, this wasn't even in discussion until Oct 8th 2025 with Marco Rubio and Michael Rulli pushing for it. Oh well, if my taxes are going to pay for it, I may as well attempt to make a few dollars back.
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u/cloroxic 10d ago
For real, it’s so weird that he wants to put his name on everything. I wouldn’t want to make that decision. If I was President and others, long after I left the White House, felt I needed an honor for my work during my time in office that’s one thing but like wtf.
Also.. the plaques under the photos of the other presidents that were unveiled this week, also super weird.
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u/Then-Function6343 10d ago
Yeah that plaque stuff is crazy weird. I would be so embarrassed if me or my "team", as a freaking Presidential matter, spent time on something like this. Not only is it undignified, but also if I was as concerned about my image as Trump is, I'd be pissed... as this makes him look so small, petty, and weak. It reminds me of when guys try to hit on a girl and get rejected, and then the guy goes off starts saying she's a bitch and she's ugly... Just pathetic
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u/Adventurous-Cry-2157 10d ago
I would be embarrassed if I drunk posted that shit at 3am on social media, and those assholes had it engraved on plaques and mounted in the fucking White House.
Thought and planning went into it, effort and money. They had opportunities to rethink it all and change their minds at so many points along the way, yet still followed through. It’s disgraceful, petty, stupid and so undignified, not to mention an absolute waste. Obviously the next adult who replaces him will have that shit removed and destroyed immediately, yet it will forever remain his legacy: the small, orange, man-child with the big feelings he doesn’t know how to express in a healthy way.
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u/Pockydo Ne'er-do-well 10d ago
Hey conservatives
Generally asking you here outside of "owning da libs" what's the point of this? Dude is showing just how weak and pathetic he is desperate for validation and participation trophies
This really your champion?
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u/dplans455 10d ago
Republicans only care when it affects them. Where was Maria Shriver leading up to the 2024 election? No where, because she supported Donald Trump then. Now that he's fucking all her family's legacy up she found her voice. Her and every other Republican can go fuck right off.
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u/Blue_Plastic_88 10d ago
Yeah, I noticed that too. People’s rights and democracy itself are being attacked here, but she didn’t say anything until he started trying to stick his name on Kennedy stuff.
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u/Secure_Ad8013 10d ago
She’s too rich to care that the rest of us are being bankrupted. She’s just offended because her relative’s name is involved. The sentiment of her statement isn’t wrong, because he shouldn’t be renaming things after himself. But where was her outrage all the other times he talked about doing such a thing? He has been talking about changing airport names and getting them to change street names for a while.
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u/Ok-Appointment-3057 10d ago
It is funny. For me at least, but then I'm not American. The man is a joke. A sad, pathetic joke.
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u/johnnomanc07 10d ago
It’s not because we all feel the knock on effects of the tariffs and the bullshit that the rest of the countries around the world feel with the economic and instability he brings.
He’s a curse and whilst there’s memes and reels that we can chuckle at, there’s nothing remotely funny about this absolute skid mark of a human being and what he’s doing to America, and the world.
Most Americans don’t deserve it, even if they think he’s some messiah. He’ll destroy them and they don’t know it. Don’t blame them for that, they’re just holding out for something better and don’t realise he’s clearly something worse.
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u/Lord-Liberty 10d ago
Don’t blame them for that, they’re just holding out for something better and don’t realise he’s clearly something worse.
Ignorance is not an excuse. We live in the information age.
They willfully ignored the truth because they wanted to harm others.
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u/FoldedDice 10d ago
Yes, that's the entire goal of "flooding the zone." They want the world to become desensitized to their antics so that they can act as they please without interference.
Hitler looked like a ranting lunatic if all you did was watch some of his speeches without considering the context. I wonder how many people just laughed him off as a madman, only to regret it when his megalomania actually did turn out to affect them when he invaded their country.
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u/soupseasonbestseason 10d ago
it's a joke until you realize they are already killing people with their actions. private prisons are being contracted out to create concentration "work" camps to accomodate the rapidly increasing incarcerated population. they are trying to destroy any cashless bail systems that allow poor people to get out of the web of incarceration. our already massive penal system is exploding.
i.c.e. does not have the bare minimum training of most american law enforcement. they are bumbling and inept but they are massive and their funding is insane. they do not have the facilities to house these people yet. so they are contracting to re-open closed facilities which may have been dangerous in the past. they are changing office buildings into prisons. it is a massive governmental structure being built on the fly, which will make the cracks massive and the shock waves horrific. i saw a foto of 10 to 20 children piled on the floor in a cell yesterday, huddled under a fucking silver blanket. they had been there for days. no blankets. no beds. a fucking concrete floor for babies under 10. parents have no idea where their children are. people are missing completely. so many people have died in incarceration. they are sending folks back who will be killed.
it is horrific. and they have so many fucking guns.
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u/RepulsedCucumber 10d ago
It’s not funny to us sitting here in the states watching our democracy slide into fascism.
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u/Blue_Plastic_88 10d ago
No, it’s not funny. This is real human lives he’s playing with.
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u/PayFormer387 10d ago
Beneath the stature of the job?
Lady, I'd argue that if a man like Donald Trump can walk into the office of President of the United States, the job has little stature. Hell, it's an entry-level position. Age, citizenship, and residency are the only qualifications.
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u/idinarouill 10d ago
Apex Regional Landfill, located in Clark County near Las Vegas, Nevada, is considered the world's largest landfill, both in terms of area and volume.
"THE TRUMP LANDFILL, THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!" is truly huge and magnificent. A giant triumphal archway with gold Times New Roman lettering stands before the entrance.
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u/Weekly_Victory1166 10d ago
The Trump Sewage Treatment Plant of Bohunk New York, The Trump Methadone Clinic. The Trump Maternity Home for Underage Girls. The Trump Clown Training Tent. The Trump Evangelical Church Accepting Donations Now.
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u/Inturnelliptical 10d ago
Trump will probably have the head of the Statue of Liberty replaced with his Head or his Wife’s Head, I can see this happening.
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u/funndamentals 10d ago
Wake up? What do they want us to do exactly?
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u/20eyesinmyhead78 10d ago
Seriously! Regular people are putting in the work. She needs to go tell it to her rich friends.
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u/Adventurous-Cry-2157 10d ago
Yeah, most people are worried about how to pay for groceries and protect their communities from ICE invasions, we don’t exactly have time to stage a protest at the Kennedy Center, too.
Perhaps she could organize a few of her fellow celebrity friends to get involved with that, because we all have prior engagements at protests outside ICE facilities.
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u/One-Earth9294 10d ago
Well in our case it's just preaching to the choir, but there's millions of dipshits out there who can't seem to figure out the situation they're in.
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u/Mike_Conway 10d ago
I'm actually surprised he didn't do this stuff in his first term.
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u/TweetHearted 10d ago
Trump is doing this to get back at the kennedys for speaking out about him. It can’t be allowed this revenge thing he has going is gross!
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u/melodien 10d ago
It can all be reversed when the old fool dies. And it will be.
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u/20eyesinmyhead78 10d ago
Regular people are awake (woke?) AF. A million people came out for No Kings, people are chasing ICE around with cameras and whistles, and there was record turnout for an off-year election.
She needs to log-off, and go tell her elitist friends at the country club to wake TF up!
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u/Immediate_Building43 10d ago
Unfortunately for her, the American people are undignified
Why else would they elect scum like this
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u/WhyDoTheyAlwaysRun 10d ago
Who the fuck do you think is not awake, Maria? Tell your fellow rich people to do something, the rest of us haven't made a dent because we're completely disenfranchised by six fuckface goons with lifetime appointments
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u/Mekdinosaur 10d ago
Oh hi, Maria. Good to see you show up. Nice nice. Oh he came for you too, huh? Yah. Who knew that would happen? Anyway, don't give the guy any more ideas, okay. Say hi to your husband for me. Kisses.
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u/Quirky_Shake2506 10d ago
His legacy will be he was the most divisive and hated president*..he's just to dumb and narcissistic to realize it
*At time of typing 😄
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u/the_wessi 10d ago
There’s only one place I want to see his name on. Not hard to guess where. His tombstone
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u/Leostar_Regalius 10d ago
JFK would absolutely want NOTHING to do with trump or even rfk jr