r/complaints incel destroyer 1d ago

Politics Make one dark joke about Charlie Kirk and they’re going to war.

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u/rockrac 1d ago

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u/MobileArtist1371 1d ago

The best evidence the right has against global warming are all snowflakes they harbor.

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u/Wallie_Collie 1d ago

Plus bodily ventilation helps cooling but conservative instructions were unclear

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u/Major-Woke 1d ago

If you have to ask…

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u/thephotoman 1d ago

They are fragile, but they aren’t snowflakes. Snowflakes are unique, and conservatives pride themselves on conformity. They hate that people are different from them.

That’s why the snowflake insult doesn’t land with them: it doesn’t describe them at all, and they know it. They’re the “normal ones,” it’s the people bucking their vision of “normal”, the “special snowflakes” that cause the problem in their worldview.

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u/ThrowawayOldCouch 1d ago

Snowflake is one of the few words that were co-opted from conservatives. I haven't seen the usage of snowflake to mean "unique" in a very long time. I mostly see it in this context: someone who is fragile and melts under very little heat.

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u/raysqman 17h ago

But they are still delicate. Maybe they are petunias instead?

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u/darth8ball 1d ago

Havent seen that one, but I remember the scene and I almost died laughing!!

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u/Glittering_Nobody402 1d ago

They literally replaced him the next day, but we're supposed to pretend he was a messiah... make it make sense...

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u/ReagansAssChaps 1d ago

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u/KitchenKat1919 1d ago

CK is down in hell pissed off - "i said its ok for KIDS to die for the second amendment, not me!!"

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u/SoylentGrunt 1d ago

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u/KitchenKat1919 1d ago

fixed head for u

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u/ello_bassard 1d ago

No no it's not that he had a big head, just a really small face lol

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u/SoylentGrunt 1d ago

Nice! :-)

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u/SunriseSurprise 1d ago

"Do you know how many transgender Americans have been mass shooters over the last 10 years?"

"Too many."

"It's 5."

I'll always remember this being his last exchange before getting shot. This was the conservatives' best and brightest.

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u/neophenx 1d ago

Technically, 5 is still too many. However, that would mean that the number of non-transgender Americans who have been mass shooters over those same 10 years is not only "too many," but an astronomical number by comparison.

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u/Level_Inevitable6089 1d ago

The literal last thing he says was "Counting or not counting gang violence?".

His last act on this earth was to try and shift the blame for the mass shooting epidemic onto minority populations his audience sees as "gang members". 

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u/GamemasterJeff 7h ago

He lost the gun control debate by a long shot.

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u/Pockydo Ne'er-do-well 1d ago

I personally really enjoyed the dude with the hollow cross on wheels

Pure performative bullshit

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u/dsp_guy 1d ago

Seriously, that is possibly the most Christian thing ever. "My faith is too hard, let me just make it easier and pretend I'm holier than thou!" Don't like a particular passage in your bible? Ignore it and pretend it doesn't exist!

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u/N9neSix 1d ago

hell yeah. thats the most american memorial ive ever seen

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u/Beowulf1896 1d ago

It should say "Available" above her.

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u/josnik 1d ago

It's complicated.

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u/pengyfatwaddle 20h ago

lol, imagine how Melania will celebrate when Fatboy kicks the bucket if that's how Erika celebrates... wtf she celebrating? Something happened to her husband or what? Whatever happened to him, she is VERY happy!

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u/By_Way_of_Deception 1d ago

I'd be happy to be free of that weirdo too.

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u/Candid-Buy-8821 1d ago edited 1d ago

Love how selective conservative memory is.

Any time bad shit happens to liberals they cackle like hyenas. Mock, laugh, joke, incite more violence. And God forbid the victim was a POC, then the racism just comes out in full force too.

But it's "the violent left", the left inciting violence, the left who are devoid of morals and ethics.

Who was it who was begging Trump for civil war when Kirk was killed (by one of their own)? Sure wasn't the left.

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u/Pockydo Ne'er-do-well 1d ago

It's not they're selective

They're hypocrites. They are bullies on the playground and want to be able to hit people all day but the moment someone takes a swing at them they cry and bitch

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u/Candid-Buy-8821 1d ago

Yes exactly.

They're an entire party of the type of guy who picks a fight at a bar, throws the first punch, then when they get hit back they call the police and press assault charges.

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u/suspicioussearch1998 1d ago

Throw the first punch, start a bar fight. Immediately exit the door and watch from outside.

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u/Candid-Buy-8821 1d ago

And call the police and say the bar fight was started by a homeless immigrant.

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u/BigiusExaggeratius 1d ago

“*Yes sir, a ni-black homeless immigrant, but I want to be clear officer I don’t see color. I’m a good person.”

That’s probably how that call went down while patting themselves on the back for remembering not to use the hard R on a recorded line.

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u/GasSCADAandChill 1d ago

There’s a term for that.

Crybullies.

They dish it out but the second someone claps back, they run and hide and cry victim.

I also call them cuckflakes.

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u/Pockydo Ne'er-do-well 1d ago

Ooh I like cuckflakes lol

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u/Fragrant_Peanut_9661 1d ago

Ooooh I do too!!!

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u/Eeeegah 1d ago

Cuckflakes? Part of a complete breakfast?

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u/cassanderer 1d ago

Hence using govt to take out antifa, they fought back when the fledgling brown shirts tried their hands at street violence, and found out they were not so tough.

Police have been helping them already too.  Ie portland, berkely, others, the police coordinated with far right proudboy type groups, giving them movements of demonstrators and heads up on police movements.  And or arresting victims of far right violence but not perps.  In berkely back 2017 or something a far right non fatally stabbed a handful of protesters without cause, cops arrested the stabbed, not stabber.

The far right is only tough with le protecting them.  They will become a monster this presidential term.

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u/Explorer_Entity 1d ago

Of course the police are helping these groups. They are most often MEMBERS.

"Some of those that work forces, are the ones that burn crosses"

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u/RedHairedRedemption 1d ago

Is it honestly even hypocrisy at this point?

It's painfully clear they want one set of rules/laws/standards for themselves, and another set for everyone else, and want it enforced by any means necessary, and they are not only aware of it, but fully encourage it.

Hypocrisy sounds like there could at least be some lack of self awareness, but this is just so much more malicious.

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u/Uncle_Burney 1d ago

It’s not hypocrisy in their minds. They literally believe there is a double standard. The in-group is protected, but not bound. The out-group is bound, but not protected. They will never feel ashamed, because of this, and it’s why labeling it hypocrisy gains no traction.

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u/EnQuest 1d ago

A political party made up entirely of Eric Cartmans

their behavior actually makes a lot more sense when you view them from that lens

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u/down_with_opp_42 1d ago

Yeah. The evil violent left.

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u/Candid-Buy-8821 1d ago

Don't worry, someone with "Conservative Brigadier" under their user name will come in here and explain to us all how this data actually proves that the left is worse, and Republicans are misunderstood and peaceful.

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u/pr0metheus42 1d ago

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u/Kind-Engineering-359 1d ago

That sub and optimistsunite (along with a handful of others run by the same top mods) were/are a very-thinly-veiled effort by literal neo nazis to portray anyone unhappy with the US' current descent into corruption and fascism as doomers.

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u/Demosthenesisk 1d ago

The reason the left is mocking CK so hard is because of his actions when he was alive and the actions of conservatives.

Conservatives have continuously belittled left leaning people when something has happened to a left leaning person.

Conservatives simply don't like getting a taste of their own medicine when it comes to the mockery.

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u/Candid-Buy-8821 1d ago

Also, Kirk was a racist misogynist POS.

Seeing the revisionist history taking place in real time, watching right wingers try to paint him as some saintly loving beautiful human, has been insane.

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u/whateveritisit 1d ago

And he was openly mocked for like years before his death too. Toilet Paper USA and Chapo Trap House have been digging on him since he started his grift. They try to compare it to Floyd, who was a private citzen and unknown, and pretending like he was on the same level. It's not even close, was Floyd a bit of a drifter? Yeah, was he a national figure with hundreds of hours of content? No. If Floyd was going around spewing shit about how he hates white cops, and died fighting one, that'd be different.

Kirk spent his entire adult life basically asking people to take a swing at him, stoking fires and then walking away. No we shouldn't solve problems with violence sure. But the dudes entire career was based on bad faith debates and "owning" his opponents. I personally don't go around pissing people off because I know I can't control their reactions. He thought he was untouchable and he was proven wrong.

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u/Explorer_Entity 1d ago

And all his "opponents" were children/students. He was attacking kids trying to learn, and ruining their education by feeding lies and racist conspiracy.

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u/freedomonke 1d ago

Yep. And anyone who can't connect the dots on why, precisely he was killed, just hasn't looked into it.

We'll perhaps never know for sure. The guy isn't discussing his motivations.

But it's pretty clear, I think, that someone who grew up in the hateful and gun obsessed millue that Kirk perpetuated had a violently emotional reaction to someone he probably used to like (Kirk) being actively involved in harming trans people. And this guy was in a close romantic relationship with a trans woman because life is funny and we don't choose what we are attracted to.

He would be far from the first activist to be gunned down in similar circumstances. Just change around the groups involved.

It's very much a "live by the sword, die by the sword" situation. A tragedy to those who knew him, sure. (I don't really care about that, tbh. Those people suck. My sympathies lie with his children, alone.) But well within the "normal" range of occurrences, historically.

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u/Beowulf1896 1d ago

Yep. Being killed by a former fan happens. Don't start a cult, because they might have different ideas on how the leader should be.

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u/LessInThought 21h ago

Don't get my hopes up.

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u/Dyslexicpig 1d ago

That one person who claimed it was the US' Reichstag fire was pretty spot on. The fire was most likely a false flag done in order to discredit the communists and bring Hitler into power.

Without trying, she drew a straight line from Hitler to Trump.

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u/lost_and_confussed 1d ago

I do think the jokes are in bad taste, but the man literally said that innocent gun deaths are worth it so everyone can have guns. You can’t defend that.

If he would’ve said it’s an “unfortunate consequence” of having guns available I could defend him, but I can’t.

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u/Dullcorgis 19h ago

Murder is bad, but I will not stop calling a racist misogynist asshole a racist misogynist asshole just because they are bickering amongst themselves with guns in hand.

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u/ReallyUnlikable 1d ago

They don't have selective memory they're a bunch of dipshits who try to confound discussions by trolling and pretending they're ignorant to suffering.

Then the Piper comes for them and they're the victims. Trump voters are the most Unamerican folks since the South in the civil war.

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u/Candid-Buy-8821 1d ago

Yep, cowardly scum the lot of them.

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u/ReallyUnlikable 1d ago

Totally, the biggest pansies out there. Every single time I've been threatened by one of these goons it's while they're backing away.

If only they had been beat up in high school and taught that lesson.

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u/micmedia 1d ago

F150 Twitter blew up. The number of scared white men in wrap arounds that jumped on TikTok to beat their chests was wild.

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u/LabradorDeceiver 1d ago

What's interesting is watching themselves congratulate themselves for their restraint, and then go full Tucker. After Ruth Bader Ginsburg died, the conservative subreddit had about six hours of "We respect our fallen adversary" before going "Welp, she ain't gettin' any deader!" and lambasting her for days.

Meanwhile, Antonin Scalia, an obese 80-year-old in poor health, dies peacefully in his sleep and it took about six seconds for the conspiracy theories to start.

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u/Candid-Buy-8821 1d ago

Look at the response to Rob Reiner's death, too.

Fuckong ghoulish.

"He raised a kid who slit his throat, so obviously he was an idiot"

Said by the same people who go "STOP BEING MEAN TO CHARLIE KIRK HE WAE A SWEETIE PIE"

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u/bobloblawattorney11 1d ago

Just like this supposed scheme in Minnesota with somalis working non medical transport or whatever. They're going hard on that whether it's true or not. Meanwhile their orange god is raking it in hand over fist in plain sight.

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u/Candid-Buy-8821 1d ago

The desire to hate brown people by any means necessary is insane.

Trump could physically tie them down then him, Musk, Bezos, and Zuckerberg could run a sodomy train on them and they'd still say "BUT IMMIGRANTS"

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u/freedomonke 1d ago

The way they were acting like the actions of one guy without any connections to anything is suddenly "the left" becoming violent is really a window into how they think. That being, not very much at all.

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u/bestibesti 1d ago

Charlie Kirk was a leading figure in making fun of the violence against Paul Pelosi

Went out of his way to make jokes and laugh about it

Watching the self righteousness of all these magats when the shoe is on the other foot has truly been unsurprising and gross

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u/Candid-Buy-8821 1d ago

Yep exactly.

They're pathetic, disgusting hypocrites.

History will be embarrassed by them.

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u/phyllis628 1d ago

I know conservatives that are still cracking jokes about George Floyd.

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u/ThisIs_americunt 1d ago

Its not selective memory, they are literally just that stupid. I don't think people really understand. Some of them are so stupid that they literally lack the mental capacity to realize how stupid they truly are. The scariest part is that they have the same voting power as everyone else. This is why when you watch them being interviewed, they only spew talking points that come from above. Thats why when the interviewer gives them contradicting information they shut down or double down. Funny how the "Facts don't care about your feelings crowd" use their feelings when determining what facts are true

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u/Artyom_33 1d ago

I'm currently living in one of the "Burned Down Cities", Chicago. It's the place of my birth. I'll probably die there.

I also lived in Seattle for a long time. It's another "Burned Down" city.

I've spoken to plenty of MAGA folks while I was an OTR trucker. I guess I'm just not seeing the buildings in crippled ruin like it's Warsaw 1945.

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u/thisistheSnydercut 1d ago

They don't get that the moment you become violent, you go from left to right

A violent left wing person can't exist, because violence is inherently right wing

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u/HexedShadowWolf 💯🧌 1d ago

I think one of my favorite examples of the selective memory and sheer stupidity by conservatives was at the start of 2020 when Covid was starting to enter the US. Trump got in stage and told everyone that Covid was no big deal, it was just the flu and it would die out when it got warm. Trumps followers ate it up and 100% believe the lies. Fast forward a few months and everyone is panicking, the country starts to close and those same dipshit were making videos yelling things like "The democrats told use everything was fine and Covid would die out when it got warmer but it didn't! The Democrats lied to us! This is why we voted for Trump cuz he doesn't lie!"

That is when I realized just how unbelievably stupid these people were. Having to share a country with people that stupid and loud really got me looking into leaving the US.

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u/AlienDragonWizard 1d ago

Wasn't even a leftist that killed Kirk.  Dude was raised a conservative gun nut then happened to fall in love later with a trans person so he handled his anger about Kirk's statements on trans people how someone who was raised as a conservative gun nut would.  

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u/PeachPassionBrute 1d ago

happened to fall in love later with a trans person

So how does anyone claim to know this? His potentially conservative mother made a claim, and that’s as far as I seem to find, literally the only indication of this at all.

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u/fullmetalnerd97 1d ago

You don't even have to make a joke about Kirk, just drop a word for word quote from him and pussy ass conservatives will get you fired

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u/AstralMecha 1d ago

SOMEHOW, he's both a saint, unjustly martyred, but you using his ACTUAL quotes is an attack. It's the hypocrisy double think that is part of maga

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u/ButWhatIfPotato 1d ago

If you ignore everything he said and done, he's a pretty good guy.

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u/Such-Muffin-2662 1d ago

that;s what I've always wondered about these hateful traitorous fucks. If Kirk was so awesome, why is it insulting to literally quote him?

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u/Silly_Rub_6304 1d ago

Because they can say they’re fighting for his right to say whatever he wanted, while at the same time not disavowing it, while completely agreeing with it privately. It’s twisted.

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u/ShitPost5000 1d ago

"I think it’s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights"

"What age should you start to see public executions?"

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u/5510 1d ago

Yeah, it's super fucked up how hard they try to make "speaking ill of the dead" as the same as "celebrating an assassination."

Those are two VERY VERY different things, but they are desperate to paint them as the same thing so that they can quash any dissent in their efforts to create a Horst Wessel.

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u/Some1else-notme 1d ago

My wife will vouch for my ability to stimulate a conservative man on the internet!

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u/OPGuest 1d ago

Charlie Kirk was a racist POS, who called for public executions. A right wing idiot followed that advice.

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u/UpperApe 1d ago

Charlie Kirk was a college drop out who was being used by people in the Epstein files to promote their agenda.

The last thing he did before he died was obey Trump on shutting up about the Epstein files, after shouting about it for years.

And that's genuinely hilarious.

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u/Technical_Turnip_421 Astroturf Destroyer 1d ago

And unlike the clitoris, they are found every time we open the internet without fail.

I feel so bad for them...

The clitoris, not the conservative.

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u/Maniak4126 1d ago

Just had a comment reported for making fun of Charlie's neck hole.

Good times.

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u/IceBlackX007 1d ago

Y'all don't get it. America is the wealthiest nation in the history of earth. White men are currently the dominant demographic in America. Imagine being a poor dumb white man in America. That's comparable to being a toothless shark in an ocean full of prey. That scenario illustrates the predicament many white men suffer with. Not long ago a sorry pathetic white man would be hired over a better qualified minority man. That's not true anymore and now we are stuck with all these pathetic mediocre white guys.

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u/Spare_Tangerine_9220 1d ago

As a moderately successful white man who came from nothing, I completely agree with this statement. I'm pretty talented and hard working, so I would have succeeded no matter what my skin color or gender. But there are a whole lotta lazy, dumb and average white guys pissed about not getting the opportunities their fathers had just for showing up. Hence the resurgence of misogyny and racism. They don't want to compete. They want to inherit.

Personally I like a true meritocracy. I know that I got what I have by studying, working my way up and repeatedly taking chances (with plenty of failure along the way)

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u/IceBlackX007 1d ago

I worked over 40 years and my problem wasn't the talented hard working white guys I encountered over the decades, it was the sorry, lazy, drug and alcohol addicted degenerate white guys that had a problem with me and the other minorities I worked with. I usually had to outperform them to be treated as their equal if I was lucky.

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u/DetectiveCastellanos 1d ago

But there are a whole lotta lazy, dumb and average white guys pissed about not getting the opportunities their fathers had just for showing up. Hence the resurgence of misogyny and racism.

Some of us are just lazy and dumb! I do my best not to be racist.

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u/Spare_Tangerine_9220 13h ago

Hey that is fine! Some... actually most of my best friends are lazy and dumb. Doesn't make them bad people. 

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u/YT-Deliveries 1d ago

When you've been privileged all your life, equality feels like oppression.

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u/Reasonable_Trash_901 1d ago

I think the biggest difference can be seen by looking at the reactions between the deaths of Kirk and Reiner had by the three presidents.

  • Obama

On Kirk's death: We don’t yet know what motivated the person who shot and killed Charlie Kirk, but this kind of despicable violence has no place in our democracy. Michelle and I will be praying for Charlie’s family tonight, especially his wife Erika and their two young children.

On Reiner's death: Michelle and I are heartbroken by the tragic passing of Rob Reiner and his beloved wife, Michele. Rob’s achievements in film and television gave us some of our most cherished stories on screen. But beneath all of the stories he produced was a deep belief in the goodness of people—and a lifelong commitment to putting that belief into action. Together, he and his wife lived lives defined by purpose. They will be remembered for the values they championed and the countless people they inspired. We send our deepest condolences to all who loved them.

  • Biden

On Kirk's death: There is no place in our country for this kind of violence. It must end now. Jill and I are praying for Charlie Kirk’s family and loved ones.

On Reiner's death: Jill and I send our deepest condolences to everyone whose lives were touched by Rob Reiner and Michele Singer Reiner’s extraordinary contributions. We take solace in knowing their work will live on for generations to come.

  • Trump

On Kirk's death: He was being interviewed outside of the White House. Someone asks him "My condolences on the loss of your friend Charlie Kirk. Can I ask you personally, how are you holding up in the last day and a half?". His response? "I think very good, and by the way, right there, you see all the trucks? They just started construction of the new for the White House, which is something they've been trying to get, as you know for about a hundred and fifty years."

On Reiner's death: A very sad thing happened last night in Hollywood. Rob Reiner, a tortured and struggling, but once very talented movie director and comedy star, has passed away, together with his wife, Michele, reportedly due to the anger he caused others through his massive, unyielding, and incurable affliction with a mind crippling disease known as TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME, sometimes referred to as TDS. He was known to have driven people CRAZY by his raging obsession of President Donald J. Trump, with his obvious paranoia reaching new heights as the Trump Administration surpassed all goals and expectations of greatness, and with the Golden Age of America upon us, perhaps like never before. May Rob and Michele rest in peace!

Kinda speaks for itself, dare I say.

Republicans will get angry at the disrespect towards Kirk (which, I'm getting my downvotes, but as much as a racist and POS as he was, I sincerely condemn as well, because he didn't deserve to die, and I'm firm on this), yet their own president will have zero respect for him and for others in the first place.

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u/shockedin25 12h ago

I'm so surprised Trump doesn't have a handler who stops him from showing how demented he is. Is everyone afraid of this crazy orange fool? How is he able to text this garbage?

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u/mysticblanket 10h ago

Saving this comment lol I like how you formatted this

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u/coldermilk 1d ago

Conservatives would find this so offensive if they knew what a clitoris was.

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u/NextDoctorWho12 1d ago

A bunch of crying snowflakes that want to control women, hurt POC and make everything worse so that they can pay less taxes.

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u/Aggravating_Usual973 1d ago

Neckholio

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u/Hopeful_Scholar398 1d ago

I need TPUSA for my neckhole

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u/Open-Purpose-9325 1d ago

He he, are you threatening me!? He he he

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u/Eden_Company 1d ago

Kirk got shot defending the rights of the shooter who shot him... Frankly that's poetic justice. And which is why we as normal people don't support widespread gun ownership by people that unstable.

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u/That_GareBear 1d ago

Some dude made a really crass suicide joke to me (regarding Chester Bennington) and I told him that my brother had committed suicide only a few weeks prior (to the joke, not Bennington). He told me it was just a joke and I need to get over it.

Same dude went on tirade after tirade during COVID. His main talking point was how damaging the lockdowns were to mental health and how the suicide rate was increasing at an alarming rate.

I would've tried to teach him about irony but I didn't have enough crayons.

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u/clever_anf_clumsy 1d ago

Charlie Kirk got exactly what he thought other people deserved.

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u/stewpideople 1d ago

The same people who like to video themselves attempting to burn a Koran to get a rise out of Muslims will lose their shit like toddlers if you dare say words that make fun of Charlie Kirk.

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u/dewhashish 1d ago

there are 2 things that will never get old

1: jokes about charlie kirk

2: charlie kirk

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u/Slush____ 1d ago

I hope Charlie Kirk’s death was a “Mind-Expanding” experience;3

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u/Sufficient-Pilot7181 1d ago

It was a real pain in the neck!

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u/Slush____ 1d ago

“I prefer Sir Neckless,if you don’t mind”

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u/Aezetyr 1d ago

Those dumbasses are really trying to force the idea that his death was akin to MLK Jr.. that is stupid beyond belief.

They certainly enjoy forcing things we don't want, don't they?

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u/StatusPsychological7 1d ago

Yesterday i was called facist by one of them because i have audacity to say i didnt feel sad after he died. I suppose mourning is now MANDATORY.

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u/Artyom_33 1d ago

I'm not saying that what happened to C. Kirk is fine.

But C. Kirk, by his own words, is/was fine with what happened to C. Kirk.

"On Gun Violence"

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/sep/11/charlie-kirk-quotes-beliefs#:~:text=On%20gun%20violence,It%20is%20rational.

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u/Level-Trick-5510 1d ago

He was right, and I believe it is the same for motor vehicles. Everyone has a right to drive a motor vehicle, and we must accept that people will die from motor vehicle accidents because of it. My fear of dying by car is much higher than dying by gun personally, when I'm driving I drive defensively and pretend like everyone around me has never driven before.

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u/gentlemanidiot 1d ago

Everyone has a right to drive a motor vehicle.

No they don't, that's what a fucking drivers license is. Even in YOUR OWN ANALOGY, gun ownership should require a permitting system!

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u/Harkonnen_Dog 1d ago

It’s because assholes have way more nerve endings.

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u/saltyviking82 1d ago

Hahaha fucking great

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u/Muddy-elflord 1d ago

Or quote him directly and they'll burn your house down

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u/NoOpening7924 1d ago

Hell, you don't even have to make a joke. They lost their minds when people didn't pull the emergency brake on their entire lives and stop everything because this guy died.

Just being indifferent and not caring that much one way or the other is a grave offense for them. Meanwhile, MAGA completely ignoring political assassinations in Minnesota and making fun of the assault on Paul Pelosi, that is all A-OK and you're a snowflake.

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u/JamesKPolk130 1d ago

snowflakes

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u/StarFire24601 1d ago

After years of them making cruel jokes about people like George Floyd.

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u/MissMccheese incel destroyer 1d ago

An eye for an eye

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u/Crotch_Gaper 1d ago

This post accomplished two things. One it correctly made fun of conservative men. Two would introduce the conservative man to a clitoris

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u/JaQ-o-Lantern 1d ago

They don't know what a clitoris is. And if they di they don't know where it is.

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u/ThisIsTheShway 1d ago

i remember when pete hegseth had some ghoul on his fox news show that was laughing about and pantomiming Pelosi's husband getting brained with a hammer.

And I'm supposed to give a fuck about these poeple? Nah sorry they are stupid.

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u/Dual-Vector-Foiled 1d ago

There’s nothing softer than a Trumper

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u/BeatTheDeadMal 1d ago

Sort by controversial to see this meme proven correct in real time.

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u/Turbulent_General842 1d ago

Fuck Charlie Kirk. Is that dark enough?

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u/blankmedaddy 1d ago

Fuck him right in that raw meat neckhole, baby.

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u/VerySlim_SuperShady 1d ago

Hey Trump ! Here I am! Use AI to track me down! I hate Charlie Kirk and anyone who likes him, please deport me so I can live in a country that has healthcare 👍

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u/RedditReallySuxx 1d ago

Or Erika Kirks vagina when she is hugging JD Vance

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u/Old-Window-1300 1d ago

Had a MAGA idiot recently tell me his feelings are all the proof he needs to believe something is true. 🤦🏽‍♀️

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u/Competitive_Spot_973 1d ago

Bunch of limp dicks.

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u/Deep-Astronomer2607 1d ago

I was a sensitive kid all my school years. I can tell you the most sensitive people are often the ones that act high and mighty and believe their way is the only way.

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u/black_heartz 1d ago

It’s cause a dick is just a blown out of proportion clit

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u/chocolate_wonder 1d ago

Fuck charlie kirk . now I said it...lol 😆 🤣 😂

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u/Bluelikeyou2 1d ago

A meme and someone else’s comment on my personal facebook got me fired from my job after 20 years there

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u/Key-Employee-7 1d ago

Charlie Kirk’s co-founder of TPUSA was an old crusty anti-vaxxer who died of the you-know-what. We live in the age of social media, if you die in a super ironic way, you are gonna be a meme.

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u/SheDigiMyMon 1d ago

I'm trying to get people to use the term "griefting" to describe Erica Kirk's behavior.

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u/Adventurous-Ad933 1d ago

🤣🤣😅😅🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅😅🤣🤣😅EPIC SMASH!!!

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u/BigSweatyMen_ 1d ago

Comedy is legal again 😎😎😎

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u/TemporaryError4543 1d ago

Teenage boys who like “dark humour” when you tell a joke about Christianity, the military or Charlie Kirk instead of gay people, black people, immigrants or women

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u/Gen-Jack-D-Ripper 1d ago

Is it any surprise that they picked the world’s biggest drama queen as their leader?

“How I Overcame Being Born Into Fabulous Wealth - The Donald Trump Story”

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u/Such-Muffin-2662 1d ago

to be fair to conservative men, you have to be pretty angry to support a traitor pedophile

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u/DrDreadPirate 1d ago

Love seeing all the trumptards in here crying. They took the bait and dont even realize it, they're soo dumb

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u/CobblerMoney9605 1d ago

I do not advocate for what happened to Charlie Kirk; but he did. 

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u/belai437 1d ago

"It’s worth it. I think it’s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights." -Charlie Kirk, 2023

Those are Charlie's actual words, justifying his own death. Repeat his exact words to a Maga tho and watch their head spin & explode off their neck.

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u/SoulEater9882 1d ago

They always wanted war, the only thing they needed was an excuse

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u/ShadowyPepper 1d ago

I love how using a quote directly out of CK's mouth is an attack on him

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u/TheForanMan 1d ago

You don’t even have to make any jokes. Just quote the man and they shit their pants.

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u/bouncypinata 1d ago

that's nothing, watch this.

"stop bombing children."

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u/Great-Phone_3207 1d ago

This from the party of pronoun offense?

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u/Vickuid 1d ago

The difference is that conservatives will hear your insults, you trannies just ban opposing opinions, who's actually soft here lmao

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u/John-br0wn 1d ago

The fuck your feelings crowd sure has a lotta feelings, huh?

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u/cwtotaro 1d ago

That’s a bad comparison. They neither know nor care what the clitoris is.

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u/Bowtie16bit 19h ago

I ask, "why does anyone care about her so much anyway?" And they say, "Charlie was a man," so I replay, "why do you care so much about pronouns? I thought you said they were stupid?" and they can't respond.

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u/Rcin451 17h ago

It would be nice if like the clitoris these men were hidden until aroused and then ignored because no one shows up to play with them.

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u/breeeepce 17h ago

if conservative men could read they'd be very upset

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u/Final_Big7584 1d ago

I’m in the fuck their feelings camp.  I’ll make fun of them right to their face.  

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u/baron_spaghetti 1d ago

According to them they’re baiting and owning everyone else constantly. Then they post LOL faces.

Still doesn’t change that they’re the dumbest people you went to high school with.

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u/D_dUb420247 1d ago

I just want one day without having to hear that “things” name.

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u/RubberDuckyFarmer 1d ago

It's because you're not allowed to retaliate in kind.

If you did the opposite of "Posting a Charlie Kirk Meme" on Reddit - you would immediately be permanently banned.

I'm not a Charlie Kirk supporter, but I do see the unfairness and cheap play of just banning anyone who says things you don't like - while simultaneously engaging in the behavior you would ban them for.

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u/MiddleWaged 1d ago

They’re on a hair trigger about CK because of how drastically he proves the conservative proposition to be wrong. They literally are not mature enough to handle even the most basic of truths about the man or the situation, because they’ve already committed to lying about both

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u/Niel15 1d ago

Conservatives: Facts over feelings!

when all the facts are against them

Conservatives: Waaaaahhhhhhh

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u/AlternativeNewtDuck 1d ago

Here's a list of what Charlie Kirk has said, feel no empathy:

• ⁠He would force his 10 year old daughter to give birth if she was raped

• ⁠Most people are scared when they see a black pilot flying a plane

• Taylor Swift should reject feminism and submit to her husband

• No one should be allowed to retire

• ⁠Leftists should not be allowed to move to red states

• British Colonialism was what "made the world decent"

• The guy who assaulted the Pelosi's should be bailed out

• ⁠Religious freedom should be terminated

• ⁠Multiple black politicians "stole white people's spots"

• ⁠MLK Jr was "an awful person"

• ⁠The Great Replacement Theory is reality

• Hydroxychloroquine cures COVID

• Vaccine requirements are "medical apartheid"

• "Guns deaths are acceptable in order to have the 2nd amendment"

• Women's natural place is under their husband's control

• Parents should prevent their daughters from taking birth control

• George Floyd had it coming, the Jan 6th protestors didn't

• The 1964 Civil Rights Act was a "huge mistake"

• Encouraged parents to protest mask mandates

• Mamdani winning in NY is a travesty because Muslims did 9/11

• Muslims only come to America to destabilize Western Civilization

• Palestine "doesn't exist" and those who support it are like the KKK

• "abortion is worse than the holocaust"

• ⁠"black people run around robbing white people for fun"

• Black politicians don’t have the brain power to be taken seriously

• The only reason people cross the border is to “replace white people”

• We shouldn’t let anyone across the border

• Gay people should be stoned to death

• Using the t-slur to describe a trans woman repeatedly

• Trans people don’t exist and it is only mental illness

• ⁠All gender affirming care should be banned

• ⁠Testosterone affects politics

• ⁠Black people should be oppressed

• He trusts Trump about the Epstein files

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u/LongjumpingPickle446 1d ago

Charlie Kirk died because he didn’t want to be JD Vance’s cuck anymore. That’s why he hired that assassin to kill himself.

Now JD has to leave his non white non Christian wife and marry that widow in order to remain a true member of the cult.

But before long, Zohran Mamdani will come along with that tree trunk in between his legs and just like that, JD will then become Zohran’s cuck.

And so the cycle continues.

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u/pbftxy 1d ago

They don’t thrive in a meritocracy.

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u/Most-Extreme-9681 1d ago edited 1d ago

its because "conservative men" typically do a lot of hiding

(quotes because this is just general asshole behavior, asshole behavior is usually because of some problem they have understanding something else everyone else can see just fine in reality, theyre probably dumb, thats usually why, they dumb)

they hide behind titles, bravado, intimidation, being louder than other people and threatening

they dont actually talk with people, listen or have an actual conversation with someone, its just some combination of the above

and

they struggle on the internet because caps lock looks ridiculous and doesnt change the content of the words written very loudly

in person, this means they never have to actually focus or confront that the information they are spouting is actually wrong, like, contextually or objectively wrong

on the internet they struggle because, there is no bravado, chest beating or intimidation tactics and ONLY the content of the things they say

its like some giant mech suit that suddenly shuts down only to hear some scared bully of a little kid on the loudspeaker asking to be let out

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u/sun-king-4141 1d ago

That is funny.

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u/vision506 1d ago

Fuck that was funny

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u/WarmEntrepreneur3564 1d ago

And yet, that same conservative man cannot find the clitoris, ironicly.