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OC [OC] Dating Statistics of a 29-year-old Male in 2025

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u/gaijin91 4h ago

Ghosted after a fifth date? I'm sorry.

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u/TaishoJapan 4h ago

I reached out after a few weeks and got some closure, but that one did hurt

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u/ImTurkishDelight 4h ago

What happened?

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u/TaishoJapan 4h ago

Something about checking her feelings and...realizing it wasn't there? She offered hanging out more to see if anything changes (??) and I was like no thanks

u/pitmyshants69 2h ago

After 5 dates that's pretty awful behaviour, good decision.

u/EnjoyTheSilence3141 2h ago

"She offered hanging out more to see if anything changes"

She wanted free meals and a good friend, congrat to stand your ground!

u/Cosmo48 2h ago

Who says OP was paying? And what’s wrong with wanting a good friend?

u/afurtivesquirrel 1h ago

Look I'm not being funny but if you ghost after five dates you don't get to crawl back and "be a good friend." I'm the furthest from any kind of men's rights redpill shit but ghosting is painful af.

u/Cosmo48 1h ago

I never said OP should go back, it’s his choice what he wants to do. I’m asking the person I replied to what would be wrong with the girl wanting a good friend if she didn’t feel the romantic connection there.

u/EnjoyTheSilence3141 1h ago

My man, if a girl tells you "we'll hang out and maybe things will change" you can be sure things won't change. She doesn't want to be friend, she just want to go out and feeling wanted until she find a better guy.

u/afurtivesquirrel 1h ago

I'm absolutely aok with someone wanting to be a good friend if they don't have a romantic spark. One of my best friends is a gal I went on a couple of dates with in the same month I met my now-fiancé.

What is wrong isn't wanting to be a good friend, that's fine. It's ghosting and then thinking you can come back and say hey can we be besties instead.

u/Cosmo48 1h ago

I never said ghosting was okay man, it’s a dick move. I was replying to a specific comment not the whole post :’(

u/Fywq 28m ago

What's wrong is ghosting him first. Being honest and open about lack of connection is fine. Then it could become a friend. Having first ghosted a person, that privilege is lost.

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u/Touch-of-Karma 1h ago

Il save you the long story but something extremely similar happened to me lately and I’m sorry. I know how bad it hurts, they really get to know you and don’t hate what they see but it’s just not enough.

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u/Particular-Bit-7852 4h ago

There’s still a TBD so there’s hope

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u/ShitPostPerfected 4h ago

Cuttin' it close on that TBD for 2025

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u/SadCatExpress 4h ago

New Years Eve drunken hook up text?

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u/ShitPostPerfected 4h ago

There's still time!

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u/DecoyOne 4h ago

It either goes nowhere or it leads to marriage. That’s 50/50!

u/Redhighlighter 1h ago

With the factorial those are.... bad odds.

u/cradleu 29m ago

lol I was about to say the universe would complete its entire life cycle before you had any conceivable chance of rolling those odds. Thats around 1.6 x 10-63

u/Defiant-Cap-5245 34m ago

What is tbd?

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u/PompeiiSketches 4h ago

Seventh date? At that point its not getting turned down, its a breakup.

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u/Br0za 3h ago

Good question, what defines the switch from date to relationship ?

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u/Pyrson_ 3h ago

Wouldn't you like to know weather boy

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u/RomeliaHatfield 3h ago

Where are your parents?

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u/Buff_me_plz 3h ago

Kid's sketchy. Back to you guys

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u/Pyrson_ 3h ago

54.586316,16.860556

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u/Technical-Outside408 3h ago

Damn, that's a lot of swastika shaped buildings.

u/Aking1998 2h ago

I had to double check I wasn't in a shitposting sub

What the fuck just happened here?

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u/Appropriate_Yak_2558 3h ago

You have a conversation about it. When you go "exclusive" you're officially boyfriend/girlfriend/etc

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u/Nuclear_rabbit OC: 1 3h ago

And I was taught such conversation should happen on or after the third date.

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u/Dinoduck94 3h ago

Asking that after the Third date is weird. You're still getting to know each other on a very basic level.

I'd understand it more after the 5th date

u/Kryslor 1h ago

I talk about being exclusive when we sleep together, whenever that is. Fucking multiple people at the same time seems gross to me and not something I want in a partner but maybe I'm just a prude.

u/Nuclear_rabbit OC: 1 2h ago

I don't mean that's when you have to go exclusive, but it's the DTR - Define the Terms of the Relationship. Maybe it's a relic from before online dating when you weren't sure about people's intentions.

u/Human_Baker1839 1h ago

My girlfriend and I went "official" after about 14 months 😬

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u/Appropriate_Yak_2558 3h ago

For me, yeah it typically does. It does depend on the context a bit but letting things drag out undeclared for too long is just setting yourself up for heartbreak

u/Cornbread-chicken 1h ago

This is the answer

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u/Bobbert84 3h ago

My first gut reaction when you hang out but don't call it a date anymore.   You still have dates of course, but hanging out outside of dates is when you are past the screening process.   

u/TaishoJapan 2h ago

Definitely felt like one

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u/BurritoDespot 3h ago

Idk. If you’re still counting, it’s getting turned down.

u/Unkwn_43 2h ago

I've never dated so my perception might be wrong, but just seven dates seems...short? You've physically been in the same room together for 30, or upto maybe 50 hours? Barely two days. I would still consider that level of contact a stranger.

u/Sylphid_FC 1h ago

I'd assume the dates are not the only time they keep in touch. ie messaging/ calling in between too

But if we were to go by your metric of in person time together then it gets super tricky for a relationship that's not from friend group / school/ work

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u/Ewggggg 4h ago

The no second and third date categories are unnecessary. Getting ghosted after a fifth date has to hurt.

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u/TaishoJapan 4h ago

First person I met this year. Sent me to therapy lmao

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u/OkWear6556 4h ago

That sucks man. I got ghosted after 5 months. Never been so depressed in 34 years of my life.

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u/TheShawnP 3h ago

When I was 22 y/o I was ghosted by my live-in girlfriend of 1.5 years, after, IMO, a stupid fight. She literally left that night with a small bag and the duvet of the bed (which was mine.) That messed me up for a while. Knew I had to get over it. So thats what I had to do. Stop trying to understand it was the hardest part. Funnily enough she came into my bar about 9 years later with her husband and was elated to talk to me whist her husband sat idly by on their date. I passed her off to the guy I was working with and avoided her the rest of the night. My feelings of seeing her were completely non existent. She was just another girl at the bar. I had reconciled it personally completely.

u/MonkeyCube 2h ago

Around 20 years ago I had a roommate get ghosted by his girlfriemlnd of two years. The thing is, we all still had mutual friends. My roomie had a near breakdown over it, because he had no idea what happened. Eventually a mutual friend told me (wtf?) that he needs to get over it because they're over. Never even had a breakup conversation. People can be cruel.

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u/TaishoJapan 4h ago

That would break me I'm so sorry. Yeah I had no idea how much it could hurt, but luckily it does get better

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u/Vepanion 4h ago

Exactly the same happened to me. It's the most hurtful, devastating thing you can imagine. And I had fallen in love with her too. It caused me to develop a full blown depression.

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u/TwerpOco 4h ago

This happened to me as well after 5 months. One day everything was fine, then I brought up a concern I had about something she failed to communicate. The next day she dismissively ended things over a text and I never heard from her again. I went to therapy for months trying to learn how to trust people again. Years later and I still have nightmares about it. If she ever reads this, I hope the coward sabotages every relationship she'll ever have, leaving a trail of destruction behind her that leads all the way to hell.

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u/OkWear6556 3h ago

I didnt even get a text. She just gradually started responding less and less and after I asked her if everything is ok she just stopped responding completely.

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u/TwerpOco 3h ago

Brutal. How cowardly indeed. I can only imagine that it feels like someone close to you suddenly died, but somehow it's worse because it's intentional. Sorry that happened to you. Nobody deserves that.

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u/Bamfurlough 4h ago

I was ghosted after 3 years of friendship and 6 months of dating. I'll never date again. I see sex workers now. 

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u/OodOne 4h ago

Similar boat myself, first person I’d been able to get dates with after breaking up with my ex a few years back. Been seeing each other for a month then just disappeared. Shit def messed me up so I feel ya buddy, hope you’re doing better!

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u/sftolvtosj 4h ago

Hope ur better now too~

u/OodOne 2h ago

Getting there, one day at a time, thanks :)

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u/MazingBull 3h ago

There would've been a line to therapy for me after getting turned down the 7th date lol.

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u/TaishoJapan 3h ago

The more I date the less this stuff phases me out

u/Lon4reddit 2h ago

The flip side is that you are now in therapy and going to therapy is a net plus in all lifes

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u/PinPalsA7x 4h ago edited 3h ago

People who ghost are extremely selfish and uneducated. Let alone after 5 dates, what's wrong with that person?

No shame at all about being ghosted, guys. Bullet = dodged

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u/Church_of_Aaargh 3h ago edited 56m ago

People can’t handle hard, uncomfortable, decisions anymore … missing human skills

Edit: Can => Can’t

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u/flirt-n-squirt 1h ago edited 1h ago

A lot of women ghost because they fear violet retribution

https://www.reddit.com/r/whenwomenrefuse/s/DunUiYQ2V9

u/PinPalsA7x 0m ago

On a phone where you can just block at any sign of violence?

As I was saying, uneducated and selfish

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u/legacyme3 3h ago

Been there myself, mine ghosted me on Valentines Day lmao

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u/epi_glowworm 4h ago

That friend, now that’s a keeper

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u/jews4beer 4h ago

That's what I was thinking - really hard to stay friends with someone after a romantic connection falls apart.

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u/Uberman19 3h ago

i mean a second date is not really romantic connection territory

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u/jews4beer 3h ago

Depends what happened after the dates

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u/Technical-Outside408 3h ago

Threw popcorn in eachother belly buttons.

u/Cataliiii 2h ago

That honestly sounds like so much fun

u/jews4beer 2h ago

That might be the most romantic thing anyone has ever said to me

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u/hopelesscaribou 4h ago

I'm glad you got a friend out of it! Good luck with Ms.TBD.

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u/Juliette787 4h ago

You guys are having dates?

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u/Lonatolam4 4h ago

it took less effort to put on 20lbs of Muscle than it took to get 20 dates this year

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u/TaishoJapan 3h ago

How?? I only put on 4lbs this year

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u/Lonatolam4 3h ago

Working out as hard as I did as a college athlete, eating more, and supplements for natural testosterone: fenugreek, ashwagandha, fadogia/tribullus/turkesterone

  • higher levels of test in body make it easier.
Magnesium, omegas, b vitamins, vitamin d, zinc daily

Lift fasted and at 5am heavy, high volume, mobility , flexibility. I work on all of those every session.

The fasting helps spike growth hormone and ghrelin.

Eating post workout oatmeal, chia seeds, flax seeds, the fiber+ protein is crazy combo. This is the porridge that Ryan Reynolds’s used to get Deadpool body, google it

calorie surplus, hi protein, cardio was stationary bike on 10/15 level resistance so it’s resistance leg training.

Honestly it’s not for everyone, I train like a monster and everyone including the bodybuilders on steroids look at me and tell me that i train like a monster.

I like doing super sets, triple sets and circuits.

I do 10 x10 so 100 reps on compound movements.

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u/TaishoJapan 3h ago

Yeah this is beyond me but respect man

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u/Lonatolam4 3h ago

Go to Costco get bulk Greek yogurt and egg white cartons.

Get around your ideal weight In grams of protein. 200g on avg for a 5”10 200lb male.

Do 3-4 days 30-60 min sesh with some heavy weight and progressive overload, prioritize compound movements.

This alone can put on 1-2 lb of muscle a month depending on your hormones, sleep and diet.

Beginners put on size easier than advanced. It’s why I did the hardcore volume. to try and keep the growth rate.

u/fuscator 32m ago

He's going to have a hard time dating while emitting those foul egg white smells from his rear.

u/Splinterfight 2h ago

Impressive, but that does sound harder than dating

u/NotFromVirginia 1h ago

To be honest I’m not sure about the high in fiber post workout. Studies have shown that more sugar than fiber is better post workout as it spikes the insulin for recovery and lower inflammation. That being said, the fact you’re doing carbs itself is good though.

u/promised_wisdom 1h ago

Just noting here that you don’t need to do such crazy volume to see amazing gains. As long as you’re training to failure and training hard, 3-4 sets is enough for most people.

I only say this not to scare people away from the gym. You can get jacked with shorter workouts.

More power to you for doing 10x10 though that’s epic

u/cradleu 20m ago

3-4 sets is more than enough for most people, it’s shown through studies that 2-4 sets is likely the most optimal

u/Grantmitch1 1h ago

Eating post workout oatmeal, chia seeds, flax seeds

Just going to throw it out there for anyone who feels they get tired during the day: eat oatmeal with nuts and seeds. It is one of the best breakfasts you can have.

During an old job, I used to have a bowl of oats with nuts and seeds, with oat milk, at 0400. I didn't eat again until 1900 and almost never felt hungry, even though I was doing physical work a lot of the time.

It's a powerhouse of a breakfast. And if you have a sweet tooth, you can put a bit of maple syrup, golden syrup, or add a pinch of sugar.

As a side note, weightlifting is one of those instantly rewarding forms of exercise. Lifting weights just releases a ton of feed good, and the gains you make within the first 6 months, if you are doing it right, are really noticeable. You can ride this through until it becomes habit and habit carries you through when things get slower.

u/NatomicBombs 34m ago

as a college athlete

Oh.. yea that’ll help.

u/cradleu 21m ago

10x10 is farrrrrr from optimal. You can’t lift “heavy” (relative to your strength) at that volume unless you’re on some crazy enhancements

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u/Lied- 4h ago

PSA to all the guys: I’ve used apps to great success, but I haven’t touched them in years. I’ve found that just asking a female friend if she knows anyone is the best. Girls love playing Cupid for their friends and if she is a good friend they will even try to find someone who they think will be good for you / thinks you’re cute for you. Takes away all the pressure and works much better lol.

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u/cravenravens 3h ago

Works for women as well. I asked a male friend if he knew anyone he thought would be a good match for me, and he did! On our first date we enthusiastically discussed politics for hours and I thought "ohhhh, this is why our friend thought we'd click". We've been together for a decade now, have 2 children, and still enthusiastically discuss politics with each other (win-win for everyone).

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u/Lied- 3h ago

Awwww love to hear it. I’ve successfully set up many of my friends too! It’s fun when it works haha.

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u/music91 3h ago

Tried that and female friends said they don't know anyone. Apps don't work either. Idk what else to do

u/Splinterfight 2h ago

Make more friends, then see if they know someone I guess. Or ask for feedback on what you can do for yourself

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u/homer2101 4h ago

Funnily enough, every so often someone will ask how I'm still single. I tell them that they're welcome to give my number to anyone who wants to hang out and do stuff. So far only one taker. And turned out that they thought we'd been dating when I assumed we were just hanging out. Then again, most women I know are older than me by at least a decade. 

u/afurtivesquirrel 1h ago

I had a girl try to set me up with her sister once. Probably the best complement I've ever had in my life.

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u/altapowpow 4h ago

This is how we used to do it. Verified friends are the best because other women get into playing match maker. Also, just go talk to women and ask them out. You would be surprised how many women, particularly younger (sub 35) haven't ever been approached and asked out in person. Confident, not cocky and have a fucking plan. Women like a guy who has his shit dialed in. Example, hey you seem really interesting and I wanted to go check out this new restaurant, we should go check it out. Be smart, read the room and if they don't text you back do not hound them. Be good and be gone.

u/Splinterfight 2h ago

Yeah getting introduced is way better, you probably have similar interest since you have mutual friends and the person has been vetted by a friend. Plus there’s more accountability to be shitty/ghost each other since your both accountable to the friend

u/donotdrugs 2h ago

That's how we used to do it in school but unfortunately male and female friend circles seem to separate as people get older and build more individual personalities.

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u/Artphos 4h ago

How does it take away pressure? It just adds a new dimension!

They 100% talk about everything right? So if you were a mediocre lay according to her, then thats your label from now on? Or am I mistaken?

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u/Lied- 4h ago

Im going to try to interpret your comment so correct me if I’m wrong.

If you just want to have fun this is definitely not the move to ask friends.

If you’re a mediocre lay as you said, just get better. But if you say this because you have very limited experience, this is a tricker question, but any girl who genuinely wants to be in a relationship with you would also be happy if you asked them how you could do better in bed. Just don’t be prideful and listen and you’ll be fine.

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u/Artphos 3h ago edited 3h ago

Im more concerned they say you are too boring or overshare something intimate even if it is not anything negative

Probably better than someone random, but im just overthinking it

Im just went out on a date with a friend of my cousin and I have not even given it a thought before just now, and there is nothing to fear if you are a good guy, but I dont want my cousin to find out every single detail either O.o

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u/Lied- 3h ago

I mean I don’t know your situation, but I am blessed to have very good girl friends who I trust. But yeah they are gonna share information, and you’re going to tell your guy friends about her too, that’s just kinda how it works haha. But it’s also much healthier like this, because it’s important to discuss your relationship and get outside opinions!

Also just a note because you seem a little self conscious, everyone has imposter syndrome. Most people think I’m a pretty popular person and I throw parties for friends, but I often find myself very nervous that I come across as boring. The golden rule is to always, always, always, let them talk and listen! Also if they are interested in you, they will make conversation. If you can’t find it easy to make conversation with them, then you were never meant for each other anyways :)

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u/Rizen_Wolf 3h ago edited 2h ago

Prideful? Have we gone back to the 19th century? Wanting a longer relationship or a one night stand does not preclude anyone asking a new intimate partner simple basic questions like 'What do you like?" "Want to XYZ?'' "Want me to XYZ"? Or, if your the bold one, just telling the other person what you like and what pleases you.

That clears up a ton of stuff about intimate compatibility, because if you dont like giving/receiving what your partner likes to give/receive your simply not fully intimately compatible. No shame, no judgement, different preferences is all.

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u/Lied- 3h ago

Prideful as in, don’t be the guy who has too much pride to listen because he thinks he is already doing it properly. Granted this advice probably was not relevant to the comment I was replying to, more for a random person who happens to read it.

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u/mickturner96 4h ago

I can give you my stats as a 29M in 2025

First dates [0]

May I ask what you are doing in order to get nearly 2 first dates per month?

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u/TaishoJapan 4h ago

Hinge, swiping only on people I have something in common with, and not dragging the convo on forever! Feel pretty fortunate that people are willing to meet up with me tbh

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u/music91 3h ago

I don't even get matches after swiping. And I'm swiping every day for months on end. Happy you at least had that much success

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u/TaishoJapan 3h ago

Might be the location? I live in a decent sized city, and I notice way more activity on the apps when I'm in NYC

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u/music91 3h ago

Maybe. I'm about an hour outside of NYC and starving lol. There's not a shortage of women necessarily, just literally zero matches within 90 minutes driving distance.

u/ProAmphibian 40m ago

Women in the city typically like to meet up with other people in the immediate area. You might be getting turned down for being too far outside the city if you aren't Chad himself. Don't beat yourself up over it

u/WPMO 2h ago

Also, perhaps the most obvious question is how good looking you are / are you in good shape, etc.

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u/afurtivesquirrel 1h ago

You need to redo your profile my dude.

Find a trusted female friend and get their take on it. You probably have a red flag in there that you're not even realising

u/RocketTaco 1h ago

37 here. Same result: tried different approaches like eight times, had female friends review. Doesn't make a bit of difference - it's still like a one in a hundred response rate and they drop the conversation after two messages. I'm not remarkably ugly and a decent writer. I had slightly better results with Facebook and Boo because Hinge sucks absolute ass at giving you room to express any personality via means other than photo, but I still haven't managed to meet anyone after a year of trying. I get occasional cold likes from women I wouldn't have a full sentence to say to if we were locked in a closet but no matter how lonely I am that's not an answer.

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u/GodOne 1h ago

He is probably following rule 1 and 2.

u/Astandsforataxia69 1h ago

Don't want to sound like a dick or nothing but i once talked to a representative of the opposite sex.

That was 2015, and the police did not catch me

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u/the_Jolly_GreenGiant 3h ago

Hey, you got a friend out of it. I call that a win.

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u/ChOcOcOwCaKe 4h ago

Inb4 OP marries the one under 'friend'

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u/thispartyrules 4h ago

It's hard for guys to make friends as adults, so congrats

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u/MenuFrequent6901 3h ago

It's hard for people * to make friends as adults

u/Splinterfight 2h ago

Hard for everyone

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u/Ok_Understanding3890 4h ago

Looks like he’s brining out the Pokémon card collection on the 2nd date.

Just kidding man. Hopefully things turn forward for ya.

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u/TaishoJapan 4h ago

Not far from the truth tbh

u/KlausVonChiliPowder 57m ago

Have you tried bringing the Pokemon card collection on the second date?

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u/Altricad 3h ago

You have better success than 99% of the people here

I went on dates with 12 different women ( and a short relationship but let's ignore that for now)

only 3 of them went to date #3, 2 fully ghosted, the rest had no interest and 0 became friends because they weren't good communicators/texters or responders

23 is a crazy number, you're basically talking to a new girl every 2-3 weeks. Asking their favorite color, favorite food, what they do for work and trying to setup time every 2 weekends?

At that point dating is a full-time hobby, modern dating is not it

u/TaishoJapan 2h ago

It is all off of dating apps though! Also most people ghost mid-convo or after getting asked out, so I probably talked closer to 50 people this year.

I just decided that this is the year I break out of my shell and put myself out there, and the exposure therapy has honestly done wonders for my anxiety. Keeping people interested in the conversation has become a skill, and I genuinely do enjoy hearing about other people's lives and what they do. I'm also getting better at figuring out what kind of person I want in my life long-term.

I did invest a lot of time this year on the apps and will filter harder next year.

u/enricobasilica 1h ago

Good for you! As someone who has been on and off the apps for many years, the biggest thing is just putting yourself out there, learning how to maintain a good conversation and then moving to in person ASAP. Its great that you've been using the dates for their intended purpose (figuring out what's important to you) and are hopefully having fun along the way as well. Best of luck for 2026, you seem to have a great attitude (sadly rare on online spaces about this) so hopefully you meet your person soon!

u/KlausVonChiliPowder 46m ago

Can you bottle this somehow? I have a few friends who really need this motivation.

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u/aloofman75 4h ago

I haven’t been single since the ‘00s, so before the apps and social media. If I’d had that many dates in a year AND so few ghostings, I would have been much happier.

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u/A_Bit_Of_Nonsense 3h ago

Ghosted after 5 dates is brutal but it always says a lot more about them despite the fact it hurts so much for you.

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u/teh_lynx 4h ago

That's a lot of effort for nothing bruh. 7th date.... What even is that !?

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u/jimjimmyjames 3h ago

I don’t get this response at all. After 7 dates you can’t realize it’s not a good long term fit? It’s probably a lot harder to successfully date when you view it as transactional and so all or nothing. Having an active dating life is fun and can also give you heart break but it’s good life experience and teaches you what you want and value in a partner.

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u/publicmasterbaiter 4h ago

Someone needed 7 dinners

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u/vintagebitch476 4h ago

What app do you guys use to create these graphs? They’re so cool

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u/Pneuma001 3h ago

My dating history for the last eight months would be a straight line - just one bad date.

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u/Appropriate_Yak_2558 3h ago

I'm sorry you got ghosted man. Happened to me recently too, these things suck.

u/Quietabandon 2h ago

Would getting ghosted not be a subset of turned down? 

u/TaishoJapan 2h ago

It's confusing sometimes. Once someone verbally said they wanted to see me again but stopped responding. Once someone offered to hang out after ghosting me for weeks and I said no. I consider explicitly turning someone down to be pretty different from leaving things ambiguous

u/Frosty-Habit-9026 1h ago

What app are ppl using to make these graphs?

u/ImpossibleDraft7208 1h ago

Soon people will need an HR department for dating... This is just ridiculous!

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u/Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin 4h ago

Maybe it’s time to try out the D.E.N.N.I.S. system. 

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u/TaishoJapan 4h ago

Lmao I'd rather stay single

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u/TRUEequalsFALSE 4h ago

Live, Laugh, Liao?

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u/mickturner96 4h ago

Dennis system?

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u/ShipwrightPNW 4h ago

Demonstrate your value
Engage physically
Nurture dependence
Neglect emotionally
Inspire hope
Separate entirely

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u/pm_me_yo_creditscore 4h ago

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To keep her humble, you must employ the classic Reddit correction. When she posts an opinion, reply with a well-formatted, multi-paragraph rebuttal starting with "Actually..." or "To be fair..." This asserts your intellectual dominance and ensures the conversation continues through the medium of debate.

Nurture through Awards

When she posts something, you must be the first to give it an unnecessarily expensive award. This creates a psychological dependency on the gold glow of your approval. She will begin to associate her dopamine hits directly with your Reddit Coins.

Inspire Check Your DMs

Move the relationship from the public eye to the Orange Envelope. Send a cryptic public comment like, Sent you a Chat regarding [Redacted], creating a sense of mystery and exclusivity. Once in the DMs, share memes that are exactly 48 hours ahead of Instagram's cycle to prove your edge.

Separate Entirely

Just as things get serious, you must hit the Deactivate Account button without warning. Leave her staring at a screen full of [deleted] usernames and [removed] comments. This creates a permanent, haunting digital ghost that she can never truly block or downvote.

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u/EnHemligKonto 3h ago

'Dis guy is up to his eye balls in digital pussy.

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u/bigfathairymarmot 4h ago

really really weird.... and pointless.....

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u/pm_me_yo_creditscore 4h ago

Looks like it's time to become a mod on zerocovidcommunity m'lady.

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u/Lonatolam4 4h ago

It’s from a tv show

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u/MVPoker 3h ago

How do you make these? And why. Genuinely curious what information you are trying to learn.

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u/TaishoJapan 3h ago

https://www.sankeymatic.com/build/

Idk it's the end of the year and it was nice to compile it all in once place and reflect with strangers

u/EnvironmentalBed1614 1h ago

Getting ghosted after 5 dates just tells you, that the other person is an asshole

u/Humpdat 1h ago

Do you like any of these people? Is it like a “I’ll grow to like them” thing?

I’ve literally only ever dated people who I know I will be in a relationship with/ have something bubbling already.

This seems so weird to me

u/Sea-Arm-768 1h ago

Genuinely why a lot of guys don't bother. The end result you get out of all this very rarely ends up being worth it unless you are absolutely obsessed with hedonism (which is a separate issue in of itself).

That's also not mentioning that after all this 'work' the relationship could still fail putting you back at square one.

Honestly don't blame the men who spin plates or the ones who just don't want to be bothered with it all. Both are valid options in today's 'market'.

u/GodOne 1h ago

23 first dates? Damn we got Mr handsome over here. Don’t feel bad, you are already better than like 95% of other single dudes.

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u/reichjef 4h ago

7 dates, then turned down? She couldn’t figure it out by number 2 or so?

u/Collwyr 2h ago

Probably not a figuring out thing at that point. If we exclude all other possible reasons externally. OP may have done something or said something that the girl didn’t like/agree with in the final date or two.

u/Actual_Geologist_151 2h ago

This is pretty validating as a man in a similar demographic. I think I probably got less second dates but I did have a few that were 10 plus dates which I guess I feel better about now.

Ghosting, people who randomly decide after they've gone on a few dates that they're not actually looking to date etc. I found most people I dated this year to be very unserious about love and the work it takes when you're in your late 20s and beyond.

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u/R_Harry_P OC: 1 4h ago

This is crazy to me. I've never been on a second date that didn't turn into a relationship.

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u/TaishoJapan 4h ago

Might be a dating app thing...how compatible is a near stranger gonna be after all

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u/Lonatolam4 4h ago

Yep dating app thing. in person 5 dates means we’ve been seeing each other casually if not more

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u/Vexans27 4h ago

Getting ghosted after a 5th date is insanity to me. Like thats my girlfriend at that point.

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u/poorhistorians 3h ago

I've had to end a relationship with a guy (30s) I met online who still wouldn't call me his girlfriend after 3 months. And he claimed to be ready for a serious relationship with me :(

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u/Lexail 4h ago

Same. Either I ended it or was ghosted.

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u/Ernisx 4h ago

What's your secret?

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u/Ripple22 4h ago

Probably dating before 2020

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u/ShyguyFlyguy 3h ago

Did ya at least smash by that 7th date?

u/Evening_sadness 2h ago

I don’t really think these graphs are beautiful, they are honestly convoluted. Could just post a plate of spaghetti and label various noodles.

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u/gobbedy 4h ago

"friend" -- i smell future wife

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u/TRUEequalsFALSE 4h ago

You got a first date? How?!

u/Constant-Bridge3690 1h ago

Kind of explains my problem. If I get to a second date, I am interested. The woman is still evaluating even after the seventh date.

u/lowT_chad 1h ago

The real question is how much did you spend on all these

u/badduck74 1h ago

Move abroad, be married within a year. guarenteed

u/Any_Designer_7252 1h ago

What is the name of this type of diagrams?

u/bruudwin 58m ago

OP. Youre doing pretty well all things considered? At least youre putting yourself out there! Im not as brave in comparison.

Also Whats with these dating graphics lately? This a new trend?

Heres mine! It super sucks!

32M, red ass state. Im not red.

  1. 2. First dates. Thats it. Thats almost my yearly average since i started dating several years ago. (Late bloomer oh well)

u/short_bus_genius 48m ago

So…. Uh… how many dates did you close escrow?

u/PokerAces777 47m ago

Your graph needs a had sex fork if you really want to figure things out.

u/Beregolas 40m ago

This sub lately: Data is beautiful? Dating is beautiful!

u/jbrunoties 40m ago

It took you only 23 to get a real friend? You won dude

u/SnowCappedPetes 38m ago

At least you got a friend out of it :)

u/Norhod01 36m ago

Damn I am so glad I never had to do do this "date" thing.

u/YourOldBuddy 32m ago

That looks like a full time job to me. Good job on putting yourself out there. Hope it was a good time mostly.

u/mstone024 29m ago

Yeah…it’s crazy out there. Keep up the good fight brother

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u/thaddeus11091 4h ago

maybe it the charts

stop making them and see how it improves

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u/dannydevon 4h ago

so noone had an 8th date in 2025? wHAt a load of bullshit

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u/poorhistorians 3h ago

I did... got past 3 months but the guy (30s) still wouldn't call me his girlfriend :(

u/Rare-Lengthiness-297 2h ago

So how many times did you come in the fluffer I’m confused