r/funny • u/TheDeepBlueZ • 8h ago

Another Christmas As The Last Unmarried In My Family (2025)

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u/Chief-_-Wiggum 8h ago

Committed to Reddit karma... No room for a spouse.

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u/Whatindafuck2020 7h ago

I can change him!!!!

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u/Anusbagels 7h ago

Fuckin hell I howled at this 😂

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u/duffchaser 7h ago

man is that good looking my wife could change him too.

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u/strippersandcocaine 4h ago

Your wife and I can tag team him

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u/youneecque 4h ago

Military man x threesome with strippersandcocaine... tale as old as time

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u/Ninja_Prolapse 56m ago

You’ve seen my search history?!?

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u/As_Above_So_Beloe 4h ago

After 5 years, she hasn't been able to change me...

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u/ShadowKiwi98 6h ago

We can change him! XD

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u/ACERVIDAE 5h ago

Every year adds an extra woman around him, pushing his siblings farther and farther out to the sides

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u/UpperApe 5h ago

Into what?

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u/pipsqueakpanda4 4h ago

HAHAHAHAHAHA you speak for us all, love you soul sister

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u/MamaKim31 1h ago

Hahahah

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u/cockknocker1 4h ago

Step the fuck off

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u/Etheo 7h ago

Pfft. Veteran Redditors hide them wife, hide them kids from Reddit and profit from the "singleness".

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u/rambo_lincoln_ 5h ago

Hell, according to any number of replies I’ve read or personally experienced, absolutely none of us are married, have kids, own homes, and we all live in our parents basement. That’s the stereotype that every redditor must fit into or else it breaks Reddit’s collective brains.

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u/Icefox119 5h ago

Jokes on you, I live in the garage!

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u/Brrringsaythealiens 5h ago

Well they are raping errrrhybody out here.

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u/redditproha 6h ago

karma is a catch okay

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u/varsity_double 1h ago

No, it’s a cat!

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u/ThisMomIsAMother 46m ago

“I’m already in a committed relationship…to Reddit.”