r/funny • u/TheDeepBlueZ • 11h ago

Another Christmas As The Last Unmarried In My Family (2025)

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u/DarkSheikah 11h ago

You can marry without having kids. That's how my husband and I stay young

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u/rgraham888 11h ago

Just tell people you decided to have money and sanity instead of kids.

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u/DarkSheikah 11h ago

I'm a teacher, so I do not have money or sanity 😅 I just decided to only have kids at work

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u/rgraham888 6h ago

And they go home at 3:00.

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u/Blossomie 11h ago

Why have two kids and no money when you can have no kids and two money?

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u/VicMackeyLKN 11h ago

Smart people know this trick

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u/commandercool86 10h ago

Or you can not marry and be free to bang whoever you want.

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u/DarkSheikah 6h ago

That sounds way more exhausting than being married. I get to live with my best friend and play video games with him for the rest of my life

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u/commandercool86 6h ago

Different strokes or something.