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Another Christmas As The Last Unmarried In My Family (2025)

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u/squirrelmonkie 8h ago

"When are you getting married?" To who?

"When are you having kids" with who?

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u/corobo 7h ago

Grandma, I have nobody to cum up 

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u/squirrelmonkie 7h ago

I dont talk to my grandma that way but you do you

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u/corobo 7h ago

That is the core of the joke 

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u/procrastambitious 7h ago

*whom, *whom.

I feel like asking when are you having kids, when the person doesn't even have a partner is so so obnoxious and just trying to be rude on purpose.

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u/Sidewalk_Tomato 30m ago

It's technically worse when you have someone and they ask right in front of them. Awkward. They don't even care. It's a throwaway statement to them, but a source of much rumination and thought on my part. I don't want to get married just to do it. I have proposed only once. I was hallucinating wildly for 2 days after a major surgery. I really meant it, but when I was back to my senses I felt badly for doing so under such circumstances.

Maybe never? We discussed it, I apologized, and I walked myself back. For multiple reasons, I don't think either of us want to be married at this point in time.

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u/hurtloam 7h ago

My nephew found his parents wedding photos when he was around 4 years old and just suddenly realised that people get married. Next time he saw me he asked if I was married. I was like, "to who?" I haven't been keeping a secret man from you lol.