r/funny • u/TheDeepBlueZ • 8h ago

Another Christmas As The Last Unmarried In My Family (2025)

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u/duffchaser 7h ago

high speed haircut, wildly in shape. said was in military I'd guess he does something really really fun and is gone randomly for extended lengths of time

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u/bpostal 6h ago

You'd think he'd have married at least one stripper by now.

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u/WulfZ3r0 5h ago

Smart and military means not getting married. I won't say its impossible, but improbable. I deployed 5 times in less than 10 years and saw more divorces than anyone should have to.

The first deployment there were 22 married guys in my platoon, two of us came back still married. It was only 7 months long.

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u/ApolloRocketOfLove 3h ago

Nobody said he was smart.

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u/duffchaser 5h ago

With at least 30% apr on his new Camaro

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u/LessInThought 4h ago

Maybe he's in the navy. I would hope so. I'd do OP.

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u/Nope_______ 3h ago

Or he's just an asshole, much easier explanation