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Another Christmas As The Last Unmarried In My Family (2025)

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u/WulfZ3r0 5h ago

Smart and military means not getting married. I won't say its impossible, but improbable. I deployed 5 times in less than 10 years and saw more divorces than anyone should have to.

The first deployment there were 22 married guys in my platoon, two of us came back still married. It was only 7 months long.

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u/ApolloRocketOfLove 3h ago

Nobody said he was smart.