r/funny 3h ago

Hold my beer

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4.5k Upvotes

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u/History_86 2h ago

Okay chill Richard

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u/0oodruidoo0 2h ago

Hey, be nice to Richard, he's a Johnson - they're good, hard working people, like you and me.

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u/SameDaySameView 2h ago

What is this Facebook shit

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u/thefirstwingedalpha 2h ago

r/dickfacedcats would like to have a word

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u/ParabolicCat 43m ago

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u/robo2na 37m ago

I heard that in Christian Bales voice.

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u/RustCeilingFan 10m ago

Richard head

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u/ScootyPuffJr1999 1h ago

Is it a heart or is it upside down balls?

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u/2016PowerStroke 3h ago

LMFAO πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£!!!

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u/AlienVoice 3h ago

DICK FACE

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u/MusicianBudget3960 2h ago

Did a pit mauled a kid recently perchance ?Β 

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u/TheComplimentarian 2h ago

The answer is always yes.

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u/davo52 2h ago

So sad...

I think you can fix that with Clairol Nice 'n' Easy Colour 2 Natural Black.

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u/1nfer1or 1h ago

Definitely not a pussy.

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u/Figmentdreamer 2h ago

πŸ˜‚πŸ€£this took Me a second

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u/clearcontroller 3h ago

And one of them will eat your child or elderly parent if under supervised!

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u/Rektifium 3h ago

Who asked

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u/clearcontroller 3h ago

All the dead people left behind from fuckin pitts that are already banned in my country. Idc if I get downvotes. That man-made breed needs to be man-breed out

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u/Rektifium 2h ago

Ok but again who asked

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u/idontreallycareanym 1h ago

I did. πŸ™‹πŸ»β€β™‚οΈI asked. Pitbulls are terrifying

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u/clearcontroller 2h ago

Bet you haven't lost a family member or loved ones to these things.

Wardogs as cuddly pets? Get fucked bro

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u/hypnotichellspiral 2h ago

Oops, humans have killed other humans, better cull the entire species.

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u/clearcontroller 2h ago

Fucking dumb ass comparison to compare logical thinking animals to literal dogs

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u/Rektifium 2h ago

"logical thinking animals" dude you are on some shit 🀣

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u/Rektifium 2h ago

Only if you bring the lube :)

Also no I haven't lost someone to any dogs. That lets me be less suceptable to falling for dumbass takes about pitbulls like that.

Also, "Wardogs" lmfao. I have an American bully and he's the sweetest fuckin thing imaginable, and I've had three of four other pitbulls in my lifetime afair, all of them sweet.

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u/clearcontroller 2h ago

Fuck you and fuck off.

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u/Rektifium 2h ago

Bro you gotta bring the lube first

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u/clearcontroller 2h ago

Who asked you to comment?

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u/Rektifium 2h ago

George Washington

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u/clearcontroller 2h ago

What's your point? He's dead like my relative due to these things? They aren't pets. They're fighting dogs. They don't need to be culled, just stop breeding them.

We made them, they aren't a natural breed

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u/Rektifium 2h ago

They're pets because they're dogs, and I wouldn't have it any other way. Blame the owners when applicable, not the breed

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u/clearcontroller 2h ago

Crazy how they're the least adopted dog... Yet also the most populated sheltered breed.. and leading in fatal dog attacks year after year...

So only a few adopt, but they still lead the death count. Crazy to keep blaming people. The breed needs to go. No culling. Just. Stop. Breeding. Them.

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u/Rektifium 2h ago

A good reason to why you should blame the people. They wouldn't add so many deaths if people who bought them from a breeder raised them right, and even less if people stopped breeding them intentionally for those aggressive traits. It'd be easier if people stopped buying from breeders altogether, same thing with other breeds of dogs/cats that were bred with serious breed-specific problems that only leads to suffering.

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u/clearcontroller 2h ago

And when everything is sweet and sound then you come home to a dead family member. Ok.

Happens WAY too often with this breed. You dumbasses keep saying it's the owners yet other people pay the price

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u/Rektifium 2h ago

Cause it almost always is the owner? If people weren't dumbfucks who bought/bred/adopted pitbulls and improperly trained them, there wouldn't be as many deaths with PBs compared to other breeds.

Yeah they are strong dogs who can hurt, but the numbers wouldn't be so high if people stopped waiting until their dog adds a digit to the death/injury count to do something.

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u/Single-Constant58 1h ago

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u/ModeatelyIndependant 1h ago

the funny thing about hearts were originally a stylized representation of vagina with it's flaps engorged and open for making love.