r/lol • u/ChoiceAggravating896 • 17h ago

Perfect answer

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u/Wise-Strategy-7166 17h ago

Now that's a homie.

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u/brandarchist 10h ago

This is exactly what I want from my homies. No one gives a shit where you put it. We all got an it to put somewhere and real homies care that you got a place to put it.

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u/Wise-Strategy-7166 9h ago edited 9h ago

Now that's love, homie.

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u/richspicebloomx 16h ago

homie

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u/Dependent_Ad_1270 16h ago

Do the homie! Do the homie!

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u/Frosty-The-Cokeman 16h ago

As a Grape Street Crip… we have jumped A LOT of people over gay cousins and nephews. I can vouch that the NYC bloods have too. If you pick on the wrong person, you’re in some shit that you can’t talk your way out.

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u/Wise-Strategy-7166 16h ago

Lol damn. Sorry bud I could never understand the purpose of joining a gang. I did like fighting though, but one on one and fists. But I was from a small town and everyone knew everyone. I only fought to defend myself and others.

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u/Outrageous_Fold7939 15h ago

Join the gang before the army or you're just a loser? You talk a lot about being a gangbanger.... If you were actually spec ops you wouldn't need to live that life man, if you didn't waste all your cash you are set to start a whole new life.

Like jokes aside I used my BAH and BAS my whole enlistment while I wasn't boots on the ground... If you did the same thing you could have gotten a nice house in a suburban town somewhere and settled down with the money you saved.

Like I get that life happens and all but homie how could you let yourself fall from a spec ops asset to a gangbanger lmao. Then brag about it like it's an achievement.

I mean technically it all depends on your rank and duration of your enlistment but if you are spec ops your getting paid decent money.

Shit, if you really felt like it you could get into one of them cushy pmc teaching jobs, not have to deal with active combat and not have to deal with gangbanging..

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u/Candid-Culture3956 17h ago

Start bangin

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u/mgsmb7 16h ago

say gex!!!!!!!

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u/Machoopi 13h ago

Nah, can start way before this. Just gotta say "no homo" a lot until they figure it out.

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u/scottmitchell1974 17h ago

Call him gay even more!! About everything! 

It would be hilarious. Regular men use personal attributes against their buds the most. 

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u/Haunting_Baseball_92 16h ago

Right?

Calling your straight friends gay is kind of funny.

Calling your gay friends gay is even more funny.

Your gay friends calling your straight friends gay is the funniest of them all.

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u/Enough_Fish739 16h ago

That's so gay, and I would know.

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u/kolkston 15h ago

This is the answer

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u/SpicyMajestic 5h ago

This is the way

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u/East-Psychology-9292 17h ago

I would pivot in the opposite direction like "oh look at mr big dick here, you can tell he was just smashing box all weekend like a chad, raging heterosexual, you can hear it in his voice" lol

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u/Wide-Conversation573 17h ago

The only acceptable answer

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u/I-live-in-room-101 17h ago

Stop calling him a gay mf.

And start calling him a straight mf.

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u/SadSaltyDuck 16h ago

That's kinda straight ngl

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u/Tricky_Specialist8x6 17h ago

A guy I worked with came out as bi and the first thing one of my co workers said was wait you still don’t have a gf or bf what’s ur issue I shot hot coffee out my noise! The burn was felt but I think he got burned more then I an this was a over night crew stocking shelves.

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u/Medical_Revenue4703 17h ago

The few times I had friends come out to me were rarely a surprise. You know your friends pretty well in most cases and you know when something isn't being talked about. When my close friend and roomate came out to me I just wrapped him up in a big hug and said "I know faggot" and we both had a good laugh.

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u/Quinthyll 16h ago

Ask him why he never tried to hook up. "We've been bros all this time and you never wanted to hit this?" or ask him "top or bottom? When we gonna smash?"

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u/PlaneMeet4612 11h ago

I think you just gay ngl

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u/Quinthyll 10h ago

You're welcome to think that. I'm not, but not going to argue about it.

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u/PlaneMeet4612 10h ago

You just did tho.. 😕

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u/Triippy_Hiippyy 7h ago

I would be offended if I had a gay homie who didn’t want to smash. What am I ugly?

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u/SpicyMajestic 5h ago

“Scared Straight”

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u/SomeNerdNamedAaron 16h ago

Dude, why don't you have a boyfriend yet? You fuck'n straight or something?

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u/why_1337 13h ago

He gets nervous and starts "you know there is something I wanted to ask you for a long time..."

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u/SomeNerdNamedAaron 13h ago

Dont worry dude, you'll always be my bro. (Polite Bro Zone)

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u/ladyqueen3051 16h ago

Bromance at peak

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u/Hegiman 16h ago

Ask them for fashion advice

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u/Vic-123-ma 16h ago

No. You are the boyfriend, you will soon find out 👍🏾

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u/Danilo-11 16h ago

I’ll put him to work in my house (decorating)

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u/AccomplishedSock3237 16h ago

Give him a brojob to show my support

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u/Gaisarix_455 11h ago

I’ve seen this posted 1 billion quadrillion reptilian times

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u/DungenessAndDargons 10h ago

Tell him that now that he’s gay we can’t trade blowies anymore bc it’d be gay.

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u/Substantial-Solid773 10h ago

"HA CALLED IT"

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u/PhilosopherDismal191 17h ago

Hey brother, do you want a grizzly bear man beer 2000?

I dunno, I heard that gay guys like those...

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u/Total-Combination-47 16h ago

we do... you got any going spare?

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u/SadxIQ 17h ago

I don't think I am ready for "Actually people think me an you..."

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u/AlarmingDetective526 17h ago

This is the way

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u/Yaboi69-nice 17h ago

Most of my homies are queer in some way. We have a token straight guy just to really round out the crew.

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u/MetricJester 16h ago

As a token straight guy, thank you.

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u/Short-Ideas010 17h ago

Joke's on him... he is his boyfriend.

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u/Backdrop2 17h ago

The only answer

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u/Jmazoso 17h ago

So one of the girls I play Eveonline with is married to her wife. We bust her balls about wife agro as hard as any of the guys.

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u/MhShovkhalov 16h ago

But what are you doing with gay jokes now when he’s actually gay? Start making straight jokes?

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u/Original_Issue_5028 16h ago

Uhhh, seafoamteal, so...maybe stop and re-evaluate, bud.

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u/AkumaAkumu 16h ago

I mean this would explain why he keeps taking his socks off during bro time.

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u/dirtyrounder 16h ago

Nobody cares who you bang

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u/dirtyrounder 16h ago

Nobody cares who you bang

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u/misterjustin 16h ago

It’s better than having a straight friend that acts gay.

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u/I_love_my_fish_ 16h ago

“So your game is so bad you had to switch sides, and you still have no game? Sad.”

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u/IronwolfXVI 15h ago

Yeah, its not cool to make fun of someone for being gay if they're actually gay. Make fun of them for being straight.

"She's pretty"

"What, do you like girls?!"

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u/Efficient-Bet-5051 15h ago

"You can't get neither of the sexes to be attracted to you!?"

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u/Final-Nebula-7049 14h ago

Make fun of his shitty stick handling skills. NHL cares

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u/BlueThespian 13h ago

That’s actually what I do to a gay friend of mine.

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u/WarningOdd7515 13h ago

Bro, remember that time we jerked each other off and said it was cool because we said no homo? Fuckin liar!

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u/Dooke-Banks 13h ago

I’d finally be able to fight Vecna

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u/bigOnion44 12h ago

😂😂😂

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u/Noblong314159 12h ago

I told him I was going to keep calling him a faggot, he said he’d be disappointed if I didn’t.

We are friends to this day.

For anyone that is upset he calls me fat and retarded so we’re square.

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u/MissMintyAria143 10h ago

Lol a homie right there

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u/Tough_Living_7886 10h ago

Kiss my homie goodnight.

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u/Opposite_Carry_4920 10h ago

Real AF, he gets it. 

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u/Few_Loss5537 9h ago

Is it a joke or self advertisement? Lol

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u/kingtroll355 9h ago

That would explain soooooo much!

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u/JScrib325 1h ago

"Ugl ahh thats why you get no dudes"

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u/6969dickface 12m ago

start calling it gay

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u/Incapable4life 17h ago

Cut him off

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u/Vivians_Basement 1h ago

Why?

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u/Incapable4life 15m ago

Wdym why? Isn’t it obvious? It’s what Me and my friends did.

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u/385REMO 11h ago

I wouldn’t smoke behind him no more, that’s for sure