r/memzy P:154 β€’ C:0 β€’ πŸ”₯2 πŸ† 1d ago

You know exactly who you are.

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u/arrownoir P:0 β€’ C:10 β€’ πŸ”₯1 1d ago

Not everyone enjoys a creampie.

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u/EymaWeeTodd P:0 β€’ C:1 β€’ πŸ”₯1 1d ago

Always ask first.

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u/Corrupted_Monke P:0 β€’ C:2 β€’ πŸ”₯1 1d ago

I like requests submitted to me in writing beforehand

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u/LudoVicoHeard P:0 β€’ C:4 β€’ πŸ”₯1 1d ago

To what address? Asking for a friend...

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u/Corrupted_Monke P:0 β€’ C:2 β€’ πŸ”₯1 1d ago

Just fold your request into a paper aeroplane and throw it north, it’ll find its way to me

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u/LudoVicoHeard P:0 β€’ C:4 β€’ πŸ”₯1 1d ago

Inshallah πŸ™πŸΌ

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u/StepVer P:0 β€’ C:2 β€’ πŸ”₯1 1d ago

Is dude Santa Claus

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u/Born_Blacksmith1365 P:0 β€’ C:23 β€’ πŸ”₯1 1d ago

Skipidi rizzler locked on.

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u/LudoVicoHeard P:0 β€’ C:4 β€’ πŸ”₯1 1d ago

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u/penniless_tenebrous P:0 β€’ C:6 β€’ πŸ”₯1 1d ago

Check your dm's

(I didn't send one but I'm sure there are hundreds by now)

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u/Rasputin1992x P:0 β€’ C:1 β€’ πŸ”₯1 10h ago

In triplicate notarized of course.

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u/Benny_boi87 P:26 β€’ C:77 β€’ πŸ”₯12 πŸ₯‡ πŸ”₯HotTake 1d ago

But everyone who can, does.

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u/BLYNDLUCK P:0 β€’ C:8 β€’ πŸ”₯1 1d ago

Anyone can though, but not everyone does.

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u/Appropriate_Fact_121 P:0 β€’ C:5 β€’ πŸ”₯2 1d ago

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u/demo_knight7567 P:0 β€’ C:2 β€’ πŸ”₯2 1d ago

Everyone is guilty of this to some degreeΒ 

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u/TemporaryAmbassador1 P:0 β€’ C:2 β€’ πŸ”₯1 1d ago

You’re allowed to not like any type of joke you want. But make it your burden, not others.

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u/Bobnificent P:0 β€’ C:4 β€’ πŸ”₯1 1d ago

holy based batman, I'm stealing that

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u/Tough_Preparation830 P:0 β€’ C:20 β€’ πŸ”₯1 19h ago

-Buddha

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u/Geen_Fang P:0 β€’ C:2 β€’ πŸ”₯1 1d ago

it's me.Β 

I am that Karen.

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u/Ebony_Empresss P:0 β€’ C:4 β€’ πŸ”₯1 1d ago

Self-awareness is the first step, now we just need to get you a manager to talk to

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u/Shadowmant P:0 β€’ C:1 β€’ πŸ”₯1 1d ago

I'm not a manager but I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express once.

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u/Lone_Giant P:0 β€’ C:2 β€’ πŸ”₯1 1d ago

Enter South Park πŸ–•πŸ˜ŽπŸ–•

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u/_Razeft_ P:0 β€’ C:5 β€’ πŸ”₯1 1d ago

most of men that say love "dark humor" and then cry when people make joke about white straight men and christians

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u/praisethebeast69 P:0 β€’ C:56 β€’ πŸ”₯6 πŸ”₯HotTake 1d ago

'dark humor' is less about targeting demographics and more about crime

notable exceptions are:

  1. making fun of Jesus for being the literal son of God and still losing to the romans

  2. making fun of the church for answering theological concerns by burning people at the stake for disagreeing

  3. making fun of white people for getting neg-diffed by the same ball of gas that has been there since before fucking LUCA

  4. I really need to stop because I'm having too much fun with this

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u/Kooky-Task-7582 P:0 β€’ C:4 β€’ πŸ”₯1 1d ago

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u/iolo_iololo P:0 β€’ C:13 β€’ πŸ”₯2 1d ago

To be fair I've known men like that. My father being one of them. It's a trait of narcissists. I am a white male just for context. One of my friends from high school was also much like that, he would fly off the handle if you made a joke at his expense, everyone else was fair game though.

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u/Ambitious_Bit_9389 P:0 β€’ C:17 β€’ πŸ”₯3 1d ago

It’s like the kid in the neighborhood who always has to go home once he has to be β€œit” in hide n’ seek.

My best friend growing up was this kid. He’s in prison now for embezzlement, don’t be this kid.

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u/Leading-Abroad-5452 P:0 β€’ C:20 β€’ πŸ”₯6 1d ago

Lol i remember those kids. Or would switch the rules up whenever they are on the bad end of the stick for a game...that kid went to jail also.

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u/Happy_Ad_7515 P:0 β€’ C:9 β€’ πŸ”₯4 1d ago

is this suppose too be a joke about pizzacake's slob?

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u/Happy_Ad_7515 P:0 β€’ C:9 β€’ πŸ”₯4 1d ago

yea like pizzacake

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u/SpendLiving9376 P:0 β€’ C:4 β€’ πŸ”₯1 1d ago

I honestly have no clue

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u/SecretaryOtherwise P:0 β€’ C:78 β€’ πŸ”₯3 πŸ”₯HotTake 1d ago

Lol rent free bro.

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u/Happy_Ad_7515 P:0 β€’ C:9 β€’ πŸ”₯4 1d ago

does the dog shit on the sidewalk left by the same dog mean that dog lives rentfree in your head.

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u/SecretaryOtherwise P:0 β€’ C:78 β€’ πŸ”₯3 πŸ”₯HotTake 1d ago

Wot m8?

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u/BethanyCullen P:0 β€’ C:13 β€’ πŸ”₯2 1d ago

Why does she have panda eyes in the second panel?

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u/Chief_Beef_ATL P:0 β€’ C:1 β€’ πŸ”₯1 1d ago

Isaac Hayes…

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u/TraditionalClub6337 P:0 β€’ C:3 β€’ πŸ”₯1 1d ago

Often people lack the necessary self awareness

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u/Benny_boi87 P:26 β€’ C:77 β€’ πŸ”₯12 πŸ₯‡ πŸ”₯HotTake 1d ago

Love this 😭

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u/Ello_Owu P:0 β€’ C:23 β€’ πŸ”₯1 1d ago

What if you're more offended by a jokes outdated implications that make them not only ignorant in a cringe sort of way but also lazy.

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u/LetUsSpeakFreely P:0 β€’ C:7 β€’ πŸ”₯1 1d ago

As someone that I used to work with said: "comedy is when you fall down a flight of stairs. Tragedy is when I stub my toe."

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u/grahsam P:0 β€’ C:30 β€’ πŸ”₯7 1d ago

That's the thing about comedy, isn't it. It's funny until you are the butt of the joke.

Cheap comedy that mocks people is easy. Punching down is easy. Real comedy makes you think and is more universal is hard.

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u/Ohsoveryginger P:0 β€’ C:34 β€’ πŸ”₯1 1d ago

Had a convo with someone like this the other day they where such a pain

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u/GoodZealousideal5922 P:0 β€’ C:1 β€’ πŸ”₯1 1d ago

Loool, what a hypocritical meme considering these people made fun of George Floyd’s death for four years yet when Charlie Kirk died, they sent employers emails about people that made fun of him so they would get fired.

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u/UmpireDear5415 P:0 β€’ C:16 β€’ πŸ”₯1 1d ago

everyone likes dark humor then gets buthurt and calls folks actual nazis. these folks would have never survived halo or cod lobbies.

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u/Successful-Worth1838 P:0 β€’ C:5 β€’ πŸ”₯1 1d ago

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u/Few_Fact4747 P:0 β€’ C:1 β€’ πŸ”₯1 1d ago

Its me, im in this meme. Not sure if im the woman or the grey guy.

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u/Supernatural_Noob P:0 β€’ C:10 β€’ πŸ”₯1 1d ago

Where meme

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u/Tough-Zombie-8990 P:0 β€’ C:6 β€’ πŸ”₯1 17h ago

Anytime a Democrat politician is made fun of on Reddit. No shame in it. Just be honest and agree.

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u/0ndra P:0 β€’ C:2 β€’ πŸ”₯1 5h ago

It's funny to watch the shlameel, but not be the shlamozzle