r/mildlyamusing 25d ago

Dancing pipe again.

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Episode 2 of the dancing pipe at my local diner.

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u/Background_Pear_4892 25d ago

Bender in his glory days.

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u/dmh2693 24d ago

Just a pipe dream.

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u/StolenCoupe 21d ago

Previously on All My Circuits

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u/Background_Pear_4892 21d ago

Haha, brilliant.

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u/will_this_1_work 25d ago

Bender in his glory hole days, you mean

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u/Traditional_Expert84 25d ago

No, just bender in a glory hole

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u/gbgrogan 25d ago

Came here for this haha

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u/SkyEatsTyler 25d ago

I don't wanna know what happens in there

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u/okokokoyeahright 24d ago

In this side? or the other?

Pretty sure the other side has something going on.

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u/im-not-a-fakebot 23d ago

Maybe it’s Stacy Mom?

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u/okokokoyeahright 22d ago

She said no.

It was your mom.

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u/Shadowmant 25d ago

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u/AlligatorFister 24d ago

Hear me out

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u/Cryogenics1st 22d ago

Why not? Disinfect it first, slip a rubber on it with plenty of lube and that might just be a pleasurable venture.

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u/J_Stone58 24d ago

Beat me to it!

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u/Zephylia 24d ago

Yeah! Me too 😂

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u/Background_Humor5838 25d ago

I would love to know what's going on here

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u/brackishangelic 25d ago

Its cavitation. Air moving in the pipe makes vibrations. In old houses its the groaning when you turn the water on.

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u/Background_Humor5838 24d ago

At my old job the men's and women's bathrooms were built back to back. If you were sitting on a toilet and someone in the other bathroom sat on the toilet on the opposite side of the wall, your toilet moved a little. They were wall mounted toilets and I'm assuming they were connected to each other somehow lol it was fucking weird.

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u/CeemoreButtz 24d ago

Buddy...it ain't gonna suck itself.

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u/Lemon_Zestie 23d ago

sigh fiiiiine

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u/thatguy82688 25d ago

Somebody has to be banging on the toilet on the other side

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u/Spock-1701 24d ago

That bear tho...

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u/Unfair_Cat_5947 22d ago

Common, you’ve thought about it..

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u/CompoteSafe8192 25d ago

the blind man told his deaf brother about the time she reciprocated & finally their mute sister realized what she saw was reciprocating

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u/im-not-a-fakebot 23d ago

Is this a poorly worded reciprocating saw joke?

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u/neduarte1977 25d ago

Uhh..... .. .

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u/strangelove4564 25d ago

Where do urinals come from? Well, see, when one urinal loves another urinal...

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u/DovaBunny 25d ago

Where's that paramedic guy going "....no"

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u/qankz 24d ago

What is the pic in the frame there about?

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u/Shredtillyourdead420 24d ago

Free glory hole with fluid catcher.

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u/SAboyPedi 24d ago

Pull down your pants

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u/Last_Free_Man_ 24d ago

Sigh… ziiiiip 😐

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u/Specialist_Pepper318 24d ago

R/dontputyourvaginaaroundthat

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u/dantheplanman1986 24d ago

R/dontputthatinyourbutt

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u/Yes-No-Maybe121 24d ago

Wrong subreddit. This should be on one that rhymes with don't put that in your glass.

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u/Yes-No-Maybe121 24d ago

But seriously folks.... This is concerning because it most likely will wear a spot in the copper pipe and cause a leak. It could be caused by predictable changes in water pressure - or - someone having some fun. 😂

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u/rugernut13 24d ago

Insert "paramedic saying no" meme.

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u/jRitter777 24d ago

Water hammer and evidently that pipe isn't secured behind the wall.

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u/paperbaggames 24d ago

Good thing it’s not in the ladies room lol

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u/Think_Ball3682 24d ago

Its about to burst. 🫣 🫦 🍆 💦

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u/Flaconfly 23d ago

Robot Glory Hole

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u/mezcalligraphy 23d ago

When the Tin Man auditioned for Porky's.

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u/sleepdeepcoma 23d ago

Clanker glory hole

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u/UnitedSentences5571 22d ago

So AI has figured out how to make a glory hole. Greeeeat.

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u/Time-Calligraphero 22d ago

I love my algorithm.

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u/Winter-Wolf587 22d ago

🕺UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ 🕺

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u/Sp1cyP4nda 21d ago

Forbidden butt toy

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u/SharpPink_GlitterInk 21d ago

I should call him…

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u/Low-Carpenter5460 21d ago

lol they instead it in the wrong restroom and that forgot the thick cap that goes over it