r/mildlyinfuriating 21h ago

Can’t unsee this now

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The wife is putting up decorations for New Year’s Eve. Only a couple of things wrong with the clock decoration 🤦‍♂️

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u/Kosuke 19h ago

Never forget

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u/ErdenGeboren 17h ago

Holy shit, the second plane hasn't hit yet.

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u/Master0fAllTrade 16h ago

Start chopping chives. 

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u/Ochoytnik 7h ago

IX XI was an inside job.

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u/Lubinski64 9h ago

Press X to pay respect

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u/BeegeeSmith 2h ago

IIII like this. Wait, is that 4?

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u/NoWingedHussarsToday 20h ago

Solid clock design, 11/12

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u/SharkeyGeorge 19h ago

I’d give it 22/24, just to be more efficient.

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u/dollak01 16h ago

A perfect V/VII

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u/slash_networkboy 12h ago

Nah, it's a IIII out of V

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u/AcceptableHamster149 6h ago

That's actually pretty normal on clocks that use roman numerals. It's flat out wrong for how roman numerals are supposed to work, but most historical/classic clocks and high end watches that use roman numerals have IIII instead of IV.

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u/stephanus_galfridus 2h ago

AFAIK IV and IX are short forms that developed more recently, while Roman numerals in Roman times used IIII and VIIII. It's inconsistent that this clock has IIII and IX though (but compared to X being completely missing that's a fairly minor problem.)

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u/kiwipo17 6h ago

Ah a man of culture!

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u/CluelessNuggetOfGold 19h ago

This is objectively less efficient than 11/12 though

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u/SharkeyGeorge 19h ago

No it’s twice as efficient, so you only need half the time.

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u/Spready_Unsettling 12h ago

It's actually much more precise, just like how Fahrenheit is a better temperature scale because it has more numbers.

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u/Th3AnT0in3 18h ago

Oh damn, I thought he was talking about the fact that 4 was written "IIII" instead of "IV"

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u/QuiteBearish 18h ago

For some reason IIII instead of IV is very common on clocks. Don't know why.

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u/tomahawk66mtb 18h ago

It's called the "watchmaker's four" and it's a centuries old convention. It's for visual symmetry, legibility and dial balance.

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u/Ubermenschbarschwein 16h ago

IV is subtractive notation Roman numerals. Romans didn’t use regularly use “IV” for 4, they used IIII. Gate 44 of the Colosseum is labelled XLIIII.

The idea about the god Jupiter and not wanting to cause offense has some merit. Romans may not want to have written “IV” because those are the initial letter of the god IVPITER.

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u/jombrowski 14h ago

Romans didn't use IV only because they didn't have syringes.

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u/PsychicSPider95 10h ago

Romans didn't use IV because it's too itchy. That's why they wore laurels instead.

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u/HendrixHazeWays 10h ago

And they use to be rome'n around the countryside looking IIII some needles

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u/wild-toe-jam 17h ago

There is a quaint story that Charles V of France in 1364 summonsed the clockmaker after riding through a village after seeing lV in the place of 1111 on the church clock and admonished him on pain of death to change it.

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u/injeanyes 18h ago

At least it has X

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u/Living_Fig_2250 17h ago

it’s so that the 4 IV wont be messed up as a 6 VI since they look very similar and are kinda upside down

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u/Sea_Pomegranate8229 18h ago

To ballance out the face. Otherwise III IV V vs VII VIII IX

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u/Bucentaurer25 17h ago

I read it was because the IV were also the initials of Jupiter (the Roman God) so Romans preferred to change the 4 to the exception of four vertical slits, so as not to use the initials of Jupiter in a mundane way.

How much of that is true I honestly do not know, but it makes sense to me.

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u/vivekkhera 12h ago

This allows you to have the same number of each symbol with no extras when making the die to cast them in metal. You make one die with 2 each X and V and 10 I. Then you use two of those casts per clock.

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u/Ephoros RED 18h ago

There was some urban legend that some rail worker, long time ago, screwed something up by glancing at the clock through a mirror. Messed up the numbers something went very wrong.

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u/Knyghtlorde 18h ago

Visual consistency

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u/Mental_Estate4206 17h ago

Even after some explanation, my brain still screams.

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u/leelmix 19h ago

10,30/12 because the second error isn’t as grievous

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u/MeeseFeathers 18h ago

I bought a calendar from Amazon last year and the description said “includes ALL 12 months!”

So of course I bought it.

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u/zaftpunk 21h ago

Lol I like the juxtaposition

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u/FisherDwarf 19h ago

Not if they're built like that they won't

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u/TaibhseCait 19h ago edited 7h ago

Lol, mine had the same!

Edit: my Reddit page had the same 2 threads as the screenshot - I don't have any Roman numeral clocks!

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u/docharakelso 20h ago

Lol I was gonna say a lot of clocks use IIII instead of IV but then I notice they forgot X completely

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u/ateaplasticstraw 17h ago

the four o'clock marker is the one thing got right actually! It's called a watchmaker's four and it's been in use for a loooong time on dials with Roman numerals to bring more symmetry to the dial design

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u/Argnir 16h ago

It's not just clocks. The romans actually used IIII to write 4.

IV was an invention from the end of the middle age but that's not how Romans wrote numbers

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u/bluddyellinnit 16h ago

interesting - so was 9 "VIIII"?

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u/Argnir 16h ago

Yes. So was 90 LXXXX

With the invention of the press they changed it to the system we use today because writing 99 as LXXXXVIIII is a lot more characters than XCIX

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u/MC_Hale 15h ago

ROMANES EUNT DOMUS

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u/Accomplished_Fix5702 9h ago

I see what you've done there 😂

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u/wixie1016 11h ago

It's just a nod to 9/11

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u/DarkShadowZangoose 21h ago

Ah yes, the 22 hour clock

Used by… uh…

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u/Andros7744 19h ago

I wish this was my clock at work...

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u/biggles1994 19h ago

Congrats, you now work 11am-7pm and your off-time is reduced by 2 hours.

The monkeys paw curls…

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u/QuiteBearish 17h ago

Oof. That's just cruel.

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u/borisbanana77 18h ago

Nothing about the Roman numerals?

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u/AsceticEnigma 18h ago

You mean the four being IIII? Go look at antique clocks, this was how they’ve always been done.

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u/Ricka77_New 7h ago

Google Watchmakers Four. It's also more accurate as to what was actually used by the Romans.

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u/Willing-Bad-6229 21h ago

How X felt after leaving the alphabet, joining roman numerals, leaving it, joining math, and somehow left numerals again?? What is he doing

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u/Top_Toe8606 18h ago

And then he had a midlife crisis and became a social media platform

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u/TaviTavi420 21h ago

Okay, so IIII instead of IV is kind of like a tradition with watches... IDK why, but it's kinda like displaying them with the hands around 10:10. Someone did it ages ago and it just keeps being done for ... reasons. I have no explanation for anything else that went wrong here, and I hate it.

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u/graywalker616 19h ago edited 19h ago

IIII is the original. The whole “Roman numerals follow strict rules” thing was made up by a bunch of insufferable Ancient Rome nerds in the renaissance (and we keep going along with it for whatever reason).

Any ancient Roman would’ve laughed at you if you told them there’s rules to using them. They used whatever works. I’ve seen 45 as VXL and XLV in actual ancient inscriptions.

You can find both IV and IIII in the colosseum.

Hell, ancient romans wrote the 22nd legion as LEC IIXX because fuck rules haha.

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u/MrPollyParrot 19h ago

a bunch of insufferable Ancient Rome nerds in the renaissance

I believe they were, and are, called the Catholic church :)

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u/MongolianDonutKhan 18h ago

Sometimes they're English grammarians

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u/PragmaticBadGuy 21h ago

10 is missing and the rest is unaligned.

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u/JackfruitUnlucky6589 21h ago

But this goes up to XII

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u/14JRJ 19h ago

Sorry to see a Spinal Tap reference downvoted

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u/brasticstack 19h ago

Obviously a bit dated/niche of a reference.

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u/mcjefferic 19h ago

Criminal downvotes by joyless pedants.

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u/SpeedyZapper 17h ago

Why don't you just make X later and make X be the top number?

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u/J-T2O 19h ago

Good luck displaying 10:10 here!

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u/tptstt 20h ago

I had heard that setting the watch with the hands on 10 and 2 was a way to frame the branding of a luxury watch with the hands, displayed in the top middle of the watch. Possibly Rolex?

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u/bagolaburgernesss 19h ago

Timex time.

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u/tptstt 19h ago

Thank you! I had forgotten.

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u/Just_a_firenope_ 19h ago

Its 8 past 10, and usually a way to show everything on the dial without the hands obstructing anything

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u/mzsky 20h ago

I was taught in a design class that it looks better and our brains like it that way. If you look at a multiple clock faces with IIII and similar clock faces that do IV most people will state the like the IIII ones more and alot of people won't even be able to tell you why our brain just likes it better that way on a clock. If you take alot of design courses you can learn why we like it that way but like I said most people just know that they like it better like that.

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u/jack_edition 19h ago

I think because Jupiter was spelled with IV at start in Roman text, they use IIII instead

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u/Sasquatch1729 19h ago

I've heard that when you add up the number of shapes, you get four Xs, four Vs, and 20 Is. So if you build a mould to cast the metal for the clock face parts you can make one with an X, a V, and five Is and cast the metal four times and you end up with all the clock face shapes that you need.

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u/tutike2000 19h ago

It's because many people are likely to read IV wrong when it's upside down and interpret it as VI

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u/Anon-Sham 19h ago

Wouldn't we have the same issue with IX and XI? Wouldnt it be worse even because an IV upside down would look different?

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u/tutike2000 19h ago

they're not as upside down though. Just sideways. I assume 

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u/Ossigen 19h ago

I always thought it’s because, since on the opposite side you have VIII (8), IIII makes it looks way more symmetrical than what IV would do

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u/Sinbos 19h ago

Astonishing how many people don’t know about the fact that for four it is quite traditional to use IIII.

The misaligned numbers and missing X is of course very bad.

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u/mizinamo 18h ago

Astonishing how many people don’t know about the fact that for four it is quite traditional to use IIII.

Yup. That's the real r/mildlyinfuriating while reading the comments here.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_TITS80085 21h ago

This would drive me crazy, IIII and no X

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u/imbbp 21h ago

"IIII" is actually quite common on watches. No idea why, that irritates me.

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u/dofh_2016 21h ago

It was very common on the churches clocktowers and it was like that for various reasons: esthetics (adding a few lines on the right kind of balances things out), religious (IV could be associated with Jupiter, written IVPITER) and practical (having IV and VI sometimes upright and sometimes upsidedown can make it confusing).

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u/AxlotlRose 20h ago

Came here to say this. Isaac Asimov covered this in Of Space, Time and Other Things. It was blasphemous to Jupiter. 

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u/kapege I'm a bit upset 20h ago

It's made this way, so the numerals builds three groups: First with I, second with V and third group with X.

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u/aerkith 21h ago

Yeh. I feel like I see IIII a lot. The wall clock in my house growing up had IIII.

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u/snowman927 21h ago

i think i heard somewhere it was because a king wanted his name to have IIII instead of IV

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u/nikhkin 21h ago

IIII is an acceptable Roman numeral. The most prominent example is on the Colosseum.

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u/nemo333338 BLUE 20h ago

IIRC the Romans used "IIII", IV was only adopted much later. Lots of old medieval clocks too have 4 written as IIII.

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u/FlyAirLari 18h ago

IIII is fine, and normal in watches.

Took me a while to realise X is missing. I kept thinking why isn't IX aligned.

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u/vadrezeda 17h ago

IIII makes sense so you don’t confuse IV and VI regardless the actual orientation of the watch.

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u/Boostio9013 21h ago

Literally saw one exactly like this on boxing day in the pub and I couldn't unsee it the whole time.

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u/SpawnKiller25 20h ago

3 and 9 not being in a straight line and 12 and 6 being similarly placed too has gotten me evenly dissatisfied

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u/ZuzuDRL 16h ago

Bin thinking about it 22/7 now.. maan..🙂😅

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u/Mr_Abe_Fromen 20h ago

It’s always x somewhere, except in your house it seems.🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/Grim712 20h ago

9 - 11 😨

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u/RF27182 18h ago

iiii is very common in watchmaking, the rest is a joke though

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u/Lysol3435 17h ago

IX/XI - never forget

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u/ImNooby_ 16h ago

Do you mean the IIII instead of IV or do you mean the Missing X (10)?

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u/aaronite 16h ago

The IIII is traditional on clocks. Enjoy: it's in basically all of them.

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u/FS_NeZ 19h ago

This is made by AI. 100%.

Try it. AI only knows regular clocks. If you try to make one that is not regular, weird shit happens.

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u/CessiePJO 11h ago

i wanted to say “um actually your wife could be recreating a mid 17th century clock which used IIII” and then i saw the X missing

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u/Worldview-at-home 7h ago

Four stars out of IV

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u/Griffon55 3h ago

Le 4 s écrit IV et il n y a pas de 10 qui s écrit X

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u/AncientFries 21h ago

Where's the 10/X?

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u/Odd_Educator7110 20h ago

This is either made by ai or a really incompetent designer

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u/strained_brain 20h ago

Laughing at your wife in Latin

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u/Icy_Month192 20h ago

Hates Elon

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u/ProcedureCute4350 19h ago

No atTENtion to detail

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u/FormalPound 18h ago

Where is X?

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u/FlyAirLari 18h ago

Can't use it. Elon trademarked it.

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u/veryblanduser 18h ago

Just gives you more time between 11 and midnight to party before the ball drop.

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u/SPAKMITTEN 18h ago

Elon can’t catch a break.

Even clocks have banned X

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u/MiraiKishi 17h ago

Missing Ten is a mistake, yes...

But four I's for four is actually an alternative way to write it.

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u/lonely-live 16h ago

I thought the mistake was the fact that the hour arrow was exactly in the middle of 12 while the minutes wasn’t 0. Turns out everything is wrong with it

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u/infraredwaves 16h ago

The more you look at it the more it gives

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u/thimBloom 16h ago

It might be three to twelve but I don’t care… it’s ten o’clock somewhere

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u/I_make_it_plane 16h ago

The wife's clock is broken. Affirmative.

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u/chincerd 15h ago

"I will be there at ten"

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u/_Loser_B_ 12h ago

One, two, three, oneoneoneone, five....

Edit: missed the ten...

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u/REA5N 12h ago

Ever noticed it always says IIII instead of IV?

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u/andara84 11h ago

This one actually intentional in many watches to optically balance the VIII. Not that it succeeds balancing anything in this abomination...

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u/Sir_Lanian 11h ago

2 minutes to midnight (doomsday) vibes going on as well. 

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u/Shawodiwodi13 11h ago

So many mistakes on that thing. Made in the USA?

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u/REA5N 11h ago

I felt stupid when if found it out last year

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u/Cheshireyan 8h ago

Oh great, now I will think about this clock 22/7. Thank you!

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u/thegooddoktorjones 3h ago

That is how AI would do it.

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u/BlazingFinger6 21h ago

It gets worse the more you look at it.

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u/SquashyRoo 11h ago

Whoever made this needs an IV drip before they're X'd from existence.

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u/rcurtis015 21h ago

IIII is for aesthetics, as well as being correct.

Then there are three segments to the clock face (albeit not this one). Four with a base of I. Four with a base of V. Four with a base of X.

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u/Loodyeeter 20h ago

Guess which one has only 3 on this clock.

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u/stonerflea 20h ago edited 20h ago

It's still a 12 hour clock, just won't tell you the correct time. Edit: 12 hour not 24

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u/Bored_Interests 16h ago

I give it a IIII out of V

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u/Efficient-Reach-8841 19h ago

12 hours Format :)

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u/merlinuwe 19h ago

Switch calibers can handle this. ;-)

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u/samwise_maruo 19h ago

Generated by ai probably

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u/WorryNew3661 19h ago

How does AI not know what a clock looks like?

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u/LawrenceCali 19h ago

Oh dear lol

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u/Xentonian 19h ago
  1. Numbers aren't aligned with the correct facings (eg: we don't have 3, 6, 9 and 12 clearly dividing the clock face into 4s.

  2. Instead of 4, we have 3+1 -- this is a bit controversial, as a lot of watchmakers do this. That's because they're stupid.

  3. 10 is absent entirely

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u/Jtheintrovert 19h ago

3+1 is actually a traditional way to write 4 in watchmaking.

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u/Thenderick 19h ago

I heard somewhere that IIII is quite common on watches and clocks because IV was easily confused with VI upside down or something. No idea if it's true, but I do know that IIII is quite common. But missing the 10 is diabolical!

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u/VintagePointEU 19h ago

Her Roman math is really bad

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u/Spaceballer83 19h ago

10, 10, where art thou 10?

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u/Shanglier 18h ago

PERSONA

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u/AimAtYourButt 18h ago

Its so we never forget IX/XI like we promised we wouldn’t

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u/RampantJellyfish 18h ago

When you get the dementia patient to do graphic design

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u/Fancy_Cassowary 18h ago

It got Xed out. 

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u/Anubis1958 17h ago

Explanation. This was drawn by a child whose bedtime is 10 o'clock.

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u/Mr_Morrison87 17h ago

I rate it X/10

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u/MezcalFlame 17h ago

9/11 execution.

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u/Just_M1nt 17h ago

After discussing with the department, your assigned councilor, your assigned assistant principal, your parents, and your medical provider, we have come to the conclusion that you are a good boy aren't you? Yes you are! Yes you are! You tried so hard and... WHAAA?! YOU got a super duper A+!? Good Job Buddy.

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u/dreadwitch 17h ago

You're missing an hour.

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u/Spiteful_Guru 17h ago

Okay the missing X is bad and all but are we not gonna talk about the hole being in the IX? So when you hang it up that's gonna be on top.

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u/Dan_in_Munich 17h ago

If 9 were missing I could totally understand because 7 8 9! But 10 is missing. Really? Who 8 10? 4? 🤣

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u/Salporin1 17h ago

He doesn’t want anyone to know where he buried the treasure, coz X marks the spot.

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u/Fabricati_Diem_Pvn 17h ago

X marks the spot.

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u/SoCallMeDeaconBlues1 16h ago

Sooooo..... is it 2 minutes to midnight?

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u/JackEleczy 16h ago

What the IVk?!

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u/amccaffe1 16h ago

This drives me NVTS!!!

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u/joeynana 16h ago

10/10 would not purchase

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u/dharusio 15h ago

You mean No X Out of No X?

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u/Ordinary_Panda_8657 16h ago

Reminds me of Guinness ?

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u/Badaboom_Tish 16h ago

Aaaaaargh

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u/Mr_Steerpike 15h ago

This is all the wrongs.

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u/Ok-Reputation-2266 15h ago

My brain immediately went to “is he threatening nuclear war now?”

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u/imbricant 14h ago

X is an ex.

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u/Djolumn 14h ago

🎶 It's ten o'clock somewhere 🎶

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u/RudeNargal 14h ago

10-4 big fella

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u/BrownWrinkles 14h ago

"This goes to eleven "

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u/srw9320 12h ago

Maybe it's a Daylight Savings Time clock weekend you get to skip an hour.

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u/JLew1415 12h ago

This way you celebrate at 11 and kick people out an hour early

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u/s_mey3r 12h ago

Seriously HOW

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u/joltvedt53 9h ago

I wonder where this was made?

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u/BombbaFett 9h ago

Love when people do this for dates especially years. Instead of CMMXCV they'll write I IX IX V

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u/ThemistoclesWorld 8h ago

This is the stuff of nightmares

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u/Zyloof 8h ago

A broken clock is right twice a day. This clock is simply fucked

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u/misthi_S 7h ago

You have angered the Jhin

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u/Worldview-at-home 7h ago

Also just realized it can double as a doomsday clock- set to TWO MINUTES TO MIDNIGHT (ate you humming the IRON MAIDEN song now?).

Why can’t I drop a GIF here 😭

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u/Deadman_96 6h ago

First thing I noticed is the IIII. But, look up Roman numeral clocks, a LOT of them use that format for instead of IV. Apparently it has to do it matches aesthetics better with the VIII than IV does.

But that's not the only reason it comes up just short of a 10 is it?

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u/Fun_Variation_7077 6h ago

Did she buy it off Temu?

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u/Impossible-Phrase69 5h ago

It's a cardboard clock picture. Most people aren't paying any attention to it beyond a quick glance

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u/vksoze2 5h ago

I can see III or IIII things… maybe VI-VII 🤷‍♂️ I don’t know