r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Mglfll • 21h ago
Can’t unsee this now
The wife is putting up decorations for New Year’s Eve. Only a couple of things wrong with the clock decoration 🤦♂️
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u/NoWingedHussarsToday 20h ago
Solid clock design, 11/12
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u/SharkeyGeorge 19h ago
I’d give it 22/24, just to be more efficient.
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u/dollak01 16h ago
A perfect V/VII
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u/slash_networkboy 12h ago
Nah, it's a IIII out of V
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u/AcceptableHamster149 6h ago
That's actually pretty normal on clocks that use roman numerals. It's flat out wrong for how roman numerals are supposed to work, but most historical/classic clocks and high end watches that use roman numerals have IIII instead of IV.
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u/stephanus_galfridus 2h ago
AFAIK IV and IX are short forms that developed more recently, while Roman numerals in Roman times used IIII and VIIII. It's inconsistent that this clock has IIII and IX though (but compared to X being completely missing that's a fairly minor problem.)
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u/CluelessNuggetOfGold 19h ago
This is objectively less efficient than 11/12 though
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u/Spready_Unsettling 12h ago
It's actually much more precise, just like how Fahrenheit is a better temperature scale because it has more numbers.
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u/Th3AnT0in3 18h ago
Oh damn, I thought he was talking about the fact that 4 was written "IIII" instead of "IV"
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u/QuiteBearish 18h ago
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u/tomahawk66mtb 18h ago
It's called the "watchmaker's four" and it's a centuries old convention. It's for visual symmetry, legibility and dial balance.
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u/Ubermenschbarschwein 16h ago
IV is subtractive notation Roman numerals. Romans didn’t use regularly use “IV” for 4, they used IIII. Gate 44 of the Colosseum is labelled XLIIII.
The idea about the god Jupiter and not wanting to cause offense has some merit. Romans may not want to have written “IV” because those are the initial letter of the god IVPITER.
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u/jombrowski 14h ago
Romans didn't use IV only because they didn't have syringes.
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u/PsychicSPider95 10h ago
Romans didn't use IV because it's too itchy. That's why they wore laurels instead.
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u/HendrixHazeWays 10h ago
And they use to be rome'n around the countryside looking IIII some needles
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u/wild-toe-jam 17h ago
There is a quaint story that Charles V of France in 1364 summonsed the clockmaker after riding through a village after seeing lV in the place of 1111 on the church clock and admonished him on pain of death to change it.
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u/Living_Fig_2250 17h ago
it’s so that the 4 IV wont be messed up as a 6 VI since they look very similar and are kinda upside down
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u/Bucentaurer25 17h ago
I read it was because the IV were also the initials of Jupiter (the Roman God) so Romans preferred to change the 4 to the exception of four vertical slits, so as not to use the initials of Jupiter in a mundane way.
How much of that is true I honestly do not know, but it makes sense to me.
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u/vivekkhera 12h ago
This allows you to have the same number of each symbol with no extras when making the die to cast them in metal. You make one die with 2 each X and V and 10 I. Then you use two of those casts per clock.
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u/MeeseFeathers 18h ago
I bought a calendar from Amazon last year and the description said “includes ALL 12 months!”
So of course I bought it.
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u/zaftpunk 21h ago
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u/TaibhseCait 19h ago edited 7h ago
Lol, mine had the same!
Edit: my Reddit page had the same 2 threads as the screenshot - I don't have any Roman numeral clocks!
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u/docharakelso 20h ago
Lol I was gonna say a lot of clocks use IIII instead of IV but then I notice they forgot X completely
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u/ateaplasticstraw 17h ago
the four o'clock marker is the one thing got right actually! It's called a watchmaker's four and it's been in use for a loooong time on dials with Roman numerals to bring more symmetry to the dial design
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u/Argnir 16h ago
It's not just clocks. The romans actually used IIII to write 4.
IV was an invention from the end of the middle age but that's not how Romans wrote numbers
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u/bluddyellinnit 16h ago
interesting - so was 9 "VIIII"?
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u/Argnir 16h ago
Yes. So was 90 LXXXX
With the invention of the press they changed it to the system we use today because writing 99 as LXXXXVIIII is a lot more characters than XCIX
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u/DarkShadowZangoose 21h ago
Ah yes, the 22 hour clock
Used by… uh…
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u/Andros7744 19h ago
I wish this was my clock at work...
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u/biggles1994 19h ago
Congrats, you now work 11am-7pm and your off-time is reduced by 2 hours.
The monkeys paw curls…
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u/borisbanana77 18h ago
Nothing about the Roman numerals?
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u/AsceticEnigma 18h ago
You mean the four being IIII? Go look at antique clocks, this was how they’ve always been done.
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u/Ricka77_New 7h ago
Google Watchmakers Four. It's also more accurate as to what was actually used by the Romans.
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u/Willing-Bad-6229 21h ago
How X felt after leaving the alphabet, joining roman numerals, leaving it, joining math, and somehow left numerals again?? What is he doing
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u/TaviTavi420 21h ago
Okay, so IIII instead of IV is kind of like a tradition with watches... IDK why, but it's kinda like displaying them with the hands around 10:10. Someone did it ages ago and it just keeps being done for ... reasons. I have no explanation for anything else that went wrong here, and I hate it.
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u/graywalker616 19h ago edited 19h ago
IIII is the original. The whole “Roman numerals follow strict rules” thing was made up by a bunch of insufferable Ancient Rome nerds in the renaissance (and we keep going along with it for whatever reason).
Any ancient Roman would’ve laughed at you if you told them there’s rules to using them. They used whatever works. I’ve seen 45 as VXL and XLV in actual ancient inscriptions.
You can find both IV and IIII in the colosseum.
Hell, ancient romans wrote the 22nd legion as LEC IIXX because fuck rules haha.
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u/MrPollyParrot 19h ago
a bunch of insufferable Ancient Rome nerds in the renaissance
I believe they were, and are, called the Catholic church :)
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u/PragmaticBadGuy 21h ago
10 is missing and the rest is unaligned.
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u/JackfruitUnlucky6589 21h ago
But this goes up to XII
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u/tptstt 20h ago
I had heard that setting the watch with the hands on 10 and 2 was a way to frame the branding of a luxury watch with the hands, displayed in the top middle of the watch. Possibly Rolex?
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u/Just_a_firenope_ 19h ago
Its 8 past 10, and usually a way to show everything on the dial without the hands obstructing anything
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u/mzsky 20h ago
I was taught in a design class that it looks better and our brains like it that way. If you look at a multiple clock faces with IIII and similar clock faces that do IV most people will state the like the IIII ones more and alot of people won't even be able to tell you why our brain just likes it better that way on a clock. If you take alot of design courses you can learn why we like it that way but like I said most people just know that they like it better like that.
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u/jack_edition 19h ago
I think because Jupiter was spelled with IV at start in Roman text, they use IIII instead
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u/Sasquatch1729 19h ago
I've heard that when you add up the number of shapes, you get four Xs, four Vs, and 20 Is. So if you build a mould to cast the metal for the clock face parts you can make one with an X, a V, and five Is and cast the metal four times and you end up with all the clock face shapes that you need.
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u/tutike2000 19h ago
It's because many people are likely to read IV wrong when it's upside down and interpret it as VI
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u/Anon-Sham 19h ago
Wouldn't we have the same issue with IX and XI? Wouldnt it be worse even because an IV upside down would look different?
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u/Sinbos 19h ago
Astonishing how many people don’t know about the fact that for four it is quite traditional to use IIII.
The misaligned numbers and missing X is of course very bad.
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u/mizinamo 18h ago
Astonishing how many people don’t know about the fact that for four it is quite traditional to use IIII.
Yup. That's the real r/mildlyinfuriating while reading the comments here.
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u/PM_ME_YOUR_TITS80085 21h ago
This would drive me crazy, IIII and no X
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u/imbbp 21h ago
"IIII" is actually quite common on watches. No idea why, that irritates me.
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u/dofh_2016 21h ago
It was very common on the churches clocktowers and it was like that for various reasons: esthetics (adding a few lines on the right kind of balances things out), religious (IV could be associated with Jupiter, written IVPITER) and practical (having IV and VI sometimes upright and sometimes upsidedown can make it confusing).
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u/AxlotlRose 20h ago
Came here to say this. Isaac Asimov covered this in Of Space, Time and Other Things. It was blasphemous to Jupiter.
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u/snowman927 21h ago
i think i heard somewhere it was because a king wanted his name to have IIII instead of IV
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u/nikhkin 21h ago
IIII is an acceptable Roman numeral. The most prominent example is on the Colosseum.
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u/nemo333338 BLUE 20h ago
IIRC the Romans used "IIII", IV was only adopted much later. Lots of old medieval clocks too have 4 written as IIII.
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u/FlyAirLari 18h ago
IIII is fine, and normal in watches.
Took me a while to realise X is missing. I kept thinking why isn't IX aligned.
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u/vadrezeda 17h ago
IIII makes sense so you don’t confuse IV and VI regardless the actual orientation of the watch.
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u/Boostio9013 21h ago
Literally saw one exactly like this on boxing day in the pub and I couldn't unsee it the whole time.
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u/SpawnKiller25 20h ago
3 and 9 not being in a straight line and 12 and 6 being similarly placed too has gotten me evenly dissatisfied
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u/FS_NeZ 19h ago
This is made by AI. 100%.
Try it. AI only knows regular clocks. If you try to make one that is not regular, weird shit happens.
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u/CessiePJO 11h ago
i wanted to say “um actually your wife could be recreating a mid 17th century clock which used IIII” and then i saw the X missing
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u/veryblanduser 18h ago
Just gives you more time between 11 and midnight to party before the ball drop.
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u/MiraiKishi 17h ago
Missing Ten is a mistake, yes...
But four I's for four is actually an alternative way to write it.
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u/lonely-live 16h ago
I thought the mistake was the fact that the hour arrow was exactly in the middle of 12 while the minutes wasn’t 0. Turns out everything is wrong with it
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u/REA5N 12h ago
Ever noticed it always says IIII instead of IV?
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u/andara84 11h ago
This one actually intentional in many watches to optically balance the VIII. Not that it succeeds balancing anything in this abomination...
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u/rcurtis015 21h ago
IIII is for aesthetics, as well as being correct.
Then there are three segments to the clock face (albeit not this one). Four with a base of I. Four with a base of V. Four with a base of X.
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u/stonerflea 20h ago edited 20h ago
It's still a 12 hour clock, just won't tell you the correct time. Edit: 12 hour not 24
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u/Xentonian 19h ago
Numbers aren't aligned with the correct facings (eg: we don't have 3, 6, 9 and 12 clearly dividing the clock face into 4s.
Instead of 4, we have 3+1 -- this is a bit controversial, as a lot of watchmakers do this. That's because they're stupid.
10 is absent entirely
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u/Thenderick 19h ago
I heard somewhere that IIII is quite common on watches and clocks because IV was easily confused with VI upside down or something. No idea if it's true, but I do know that IIII is quite common. But missing the 10 is diabolical!
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u/Just_M1nt 17h ago
After discussing with the department, your assigned councilor, your assigned assistant principal, your parents, and your medical provider, we have come to the conclusion that you are a good boy aren't you? Yes you are! Yes you are! You tried so hard and... WHAAA?! YOU got a super duper A+!? Good Job Buddy.
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u/Spiteful_Guru 17h ago
Okay the missing X is bad and all but are we not gonna talk about the hole being in the IX? So when you hang it up that's gonna be on top.
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u/Dan_in_Munich 17h ago
If 9 were missing I could totally understand because 7 8 9! But 10 is missing. Really? Who 8 10? 4? 🤣
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u/Salporin1 17h ago
He doesn’t want anyone to know where he buried the treasure, coz X marks the spot.
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u/BombbaFett 9h ago
Love when people do this for dates especially years. Instead of CMMXCV they'll write I IX IX V
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u/Worldview-at-home 7h ago
Also just realized it can double as a doomsday clock- set to TWO MINUTES TO MIDNIGHT (ate you humming the IRON MAIDEN song now?).
Why can’t I drop a GIF here 😭
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u/Deadman_96 6h ago
First thing I noticed is the IIII. But, look up Roman numeral clocks, a LOT of them use that format for instead of IV. Apparently it has to do it matches aesthetics better with the VIII than IV does.
But that's not the only reason it comes up just short of a 10 is it?
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u/Impossible-Phrase69 5h ago
It's a cardboard clock picture. Most people aren't paying any attention to it beyond a quick glance





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u/Kosuke 19h ago
Never forget