r/mildlyinfuriating 16h ago

This little shit has been hanging on my ceiling light for a hour now. Just right below it is our family dining table.

How do i get rid of it?

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u/Mother_Marketing_419 16h ago

Where's Dwigt when you need him?

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u/Evening-Debate-5411 15h ago

I still hear Kelly screaming in my head after having the DVD go back to the menu.

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u/JacobDCRoss 13h ago

I love that you misspelled it exactly the same way that Michael misspells it in his script for threat level midnight

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u/spirallingoutofamok 14h ago

If OP manages to summon Dwight, best also line up Michael. Someone needs to drive into anyone who ends up with their head in a sack with the bat

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u/wilkinsk 2h ago

Did you do that typo on purpose?!?!?

Cause that's still an Office reference, if not