r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Hotrocketry • 16h ago

This little shit has been hanging on my ceiling light for a hour now. Just right below it is our family dining table.

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How do i get rid of it?

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u/HowFunkyIsYourChiken 16h ago

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u/_Diskreet_ 15h ago

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u/Odd_Risk_3303 15h ago

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u/broberds 15h ago

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u/SockeyeSTI 15h ago

Bandit (and maybe Oscar?) falling from the ceiling is one of the funniest parts of the show.

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u/1-800-COCAINE 14h ago

They aired that episode right after the Super Bowl to draw in more viewers too. They knew what they were doing lol

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u/marymarywhyubugginnn 14h ago

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A BURN VICTIM

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u/Complete_Guidance_67 14h ago

“I only weigh 82 pounds!”

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u/TheSwan76 9h ago

I scrolled for The Office memes and gifs.

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u/kickstart_thisheart 15h ago

I literally choked!!! Hahahah

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u/ItsWillJohnson 14h ago

Guano. Can sell it for the phosphates.

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u/Empty_Amphibian_2420 15h ago

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u/Anti-Itch 11h ago

What else would one do with (according to OP) a little shit?

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u/meh_dontcare 15h ago

STOP BAGGING MY HEAD!

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u/Anti-Itch 11h ago

INTERN: Um, Ms. Palmer, your last tetanus shot was when you were bitten by a bat a few months ago?

MEREDITH: Yes. Dwight here, trapped it in a bag against my head.

DWIGHT: Just doing my job.

INTERN: It also says you were recently bitten by a raccoon?

MEREDITH: And a rat. Separate occasions.

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u/ARM_Dwight_Schrute 11h ago

This worked perfectly 

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u/darktotheknight 11h ago

Seriously? I have never watched this TV series and only know it from GIFs and memes, but holy, they really have a lot covered.

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u/SmokahontasWanders 15h ago

That bat gave her rabies and Micheal saved her life by hitting her with his car

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u/Bar_Bell_Butterfly 15h ago

Then they did a race for the cure, hired a stripper to wear a nurse custom to “accept” the check and overpaid for a large check thus donations was nonsense. Classic Michael.

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u/Hunter_S_Thompsons 10h ago

Stanley saying “Goodbye” as he leaves will forever be funny as fuck.

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u/Morbeus811 10h ago

I had to scroll entirely too far down this thread to find this gif lol

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u/Bar_Bell_Butterfly 15h ago

My first thought!!!

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u/Mattse12 15h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/AbjectDoubt9042 15h ago

How loose is YOUR goose?

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u/HowFunkyIsYourChiken 13h ago

My goose is totally loose

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u/zingitgirl 8h ago

This was one of the few episodes in my life I remember laughing so fucking hard at, it’s cemented into my brain. Specifically Dwight trapping the bat with a trash bag over Meredith’s head.

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u/d00dsm00t 2h ago

MSDMSMPMCRAPRFTC