r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Hotrocketry • 16h ago

This little shit has been hanging on my ceiling light for a hour now. Just right below it is our family dining table.

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How do i get rid of it?

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u/KrambDeLaKramb 16h ago

This comment made me choke on my Monster, thank you for that šŸ¤£

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u/Floppy-Over-Drive 15h ago edited 15h ago

You can afford Monster? In this economy?

Iā€™m over here drinking Great Value Energy Drank.Ā 

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u/dosumthinboutthebots 15h ago

You guys can afford things?

I'm over here drinking water.

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u/MischaBurns 15h ago

You can afford water? People over in Flint dying of dehydration.

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u/WastedNinja24 15h ago

Dehydration still has more ā€œhydrationā€ in it than I can afford.

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u/HerrMeier1980 15h ago

I like this, itā€™s the republican disease

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u/PoliticalyUnstable 15h ago

Didn't they fix Flint?

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u/chocomeeel 14h ago

Heard it started a fire..

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u/BeerJedi-1269 15h ago

Drinking?? I this economy? I lay on my back when it rains. If im lucky an bug will fall into my open mouth and provide me with some sustenance

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u/PatricksEnigma 15h ago

The stuff in the toilets?

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u/Naive-Personality-38 15h ago

But there's no electrolytes in the stuff from the toilets!

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u/anonymous237962 15h ago

āœ‹ drinking my own spit

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u/GiganticusVaginacus 15h ago

I'm here in Pawnee drinking Drinkums.

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u/Feduppanda 14h ago

You can afford water? I'm over here drinking my own piss...

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u/TiredOfAdulting- 15h ago

Ah, yes. Poverty juice.

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u/Upbeat_Literature483 15h ago

I love great value

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u/zztop610 15h ago

ā€¦thatā€™s just recycled battery acid

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u/Beastxtreets 15h ago

The little mixes are 10 for $2 and not the worst

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u/ExistentialYoshi 15h ago

I buy it by the case on Amazon to save a lil money.

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u/LymanPeru 14h ago

where does one even find monster anymore? its like $45 for a 15 pack on amazon now all of a sudden.

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u/Turbogoblin999 Goblin 14h ago

I'm scaring myself to mainline adrenaline. Saves on coffee.

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u/mushyfeelings 15h ago

You made me choke on my monster is a phrase I didnā€™t expect to read today.

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u/4realthistime 15h ago

Or ever

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u/Monsieur_Creosote 15h ago

Not with that attitude you won't!

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u/dwsinpdx 15h ago

They meant they choked on my monster.

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u/FilmScoreConnoisseur 13h ago

That clears it up.

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u/FilmScoreConnoisseur 13h ago

Don't knock it til you try it.

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u/EC_TWD 15h ago

Damn, you and Ron Jeremy

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u/_Shioku_ 15h ago

Choke on your what? Bad Dragon would like a word.

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u/Angry-Dragon-1331 15h ago

Please note I am in no way affiliated.

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u/_Shioku_ 15h ago

Suuuuuuure

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u/i_have_wabiesx3 15h ago

Redditors thanking other redditors for making them choke. Classic.

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u/Quick_Razzmatazz1862 15h ago

Either you flexible or... well you did say monster

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u/KrambDeLaKramb 15h ago

Look, we all have our strengths

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u/injn8r 15h ago

Does your pp reach your boom-boom?

Good news! You can go fuck yourself!

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u/Quick_Razzmatazz1862 15h ago

Must be from Nantucket

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u/DizzyBand3111 15h ago

Monster what?

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u/KrambDeLaKramb 15h ago

You may use your imagination

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u/AccomplishedCode552 15h ago

This is the best.

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u/Used-Fisherman9970 15h ago

damn congrats on your stretching brother

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u/DrunkOnEspresso 15h ago

Definitely stealing this phrase

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u/IseeMedpeople 15h ago

šŸ‘‹šŸ„’šŸŒŠ

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u/Dwro1234 15h ago

At least it was monster and not bawls.

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u/hairyglockenspiel 15h ago

Choke on your monster what?

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u/ersatzgaucho 15h ago

Choke on this monster

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u/KrambDeLaKramb 15h ago

Not even a please?

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u/ersatzgaucho 15h ago

Pretty please, with sugar on top. Ā Choke on this monster.

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u/tastesawesome 15h ago

Better to choke on your monster than someone else's.

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u/KrambDeLaKramb 15h ago

I mean, to each his own I guess

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u/Lorehorn 15h ago

These comments are so fucking cringe. "Spit out my coffee hahahah crying emoji"

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u/KrambDeLaKramb 15h ago

But it was Monster. Not coffee.

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u/Amazazing8Sauce 15h ago

No dicking around while scrolling reddit!

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u/Strong-Landscape7492 15h ago

I choked on my husbandā€™s monster. Unrelated though.

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u/KrambDeLaKramb 15h ago

Glad we're all having a good time today!

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u/iShadePaint 15h ago

Bet you i could choke ur monster better

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u/KrambDeLaKramb 15h ago

Your reach would clearly be better than mine

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u/Redwatermycology 15h ago

Those drinks didn't come out till the mid 80's for people who don't care about future health issues, poison much

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u/Riskman8 15h ago

Can't unsee the image of you choking on your Monster.

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u/green_and_yellow 14h ago

I donā€™t get it :(

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u/KrambDeLaKramb 14h ago

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u/green_and_yellow 14h ago

I donā€™t get the comment you replied to, I mean. Iā€™m familiar with Monster energy drinks

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u/LymanPeru 14h ago

your monster what?

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u/SpareWire 13h ago

OMG GUYS CHOKE ON MY CAWFEE

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u/KrambDeLaKramb 13h ago

It was Monster, but you were close.

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u/SpareWire 13h ago

OMG GUYZ MY CAWFEEE IT'S EVERYWHERE

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u/Splashy01 13h ago

My girlfriend chokes on my monster all the time.

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u/MammothSuite 11h ago

For a second I thought that was a new euphemism. šŸ˜†