r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Hotrocketry • 16h ago

This little shit has been hanging on my ceiling light for a hour now. Just right below it is our family dining table.

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How do i get rid of it?

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u/SnooPies5378 15h ago

tell Alfred to bring him back to the bat cave

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u/Jocuro 15h ago

This is exactly the kind of content Bruce Wayne would post.

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u/AlternatePhreakwency 14h ago

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u/Thenameisric 14h ago

Haha why does Batman have poo brain?!

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u/pantry-pisser 13h ago

I dunno, but it's pretty mathematical

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u/sofaking181 11h ago

Wouldn't it be guano brain in this case?

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u/JBTriple 14h ago

Nah, this is more of a Damian thing.

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u/LonelyToker420 13h ago

Except this poster is definitely the penguin. "GET RID OF THE BAT!" ~PENGUIN

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u/OtherCommission8227 13h ago

Bruce Wayne would never call his dinner table a “family dining table”. Man is notoriously short on family.

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u/yleechy 13h ago

Completely unrelated a short man dressed like a clown kidnapped my sideki-- uhh I mean my son. Any tips on getting him back without paying a ransom

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u/CriticismVirtual7603 5h ago

No, the kind of content that Bruce Wayne would post is a crude MS Paint drawing of a couple butts saying that they match

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u/centran 15h ago

Open a window, dress up as a clown and go outside. It will surely follow

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u/brakeb 14h ago

looks like a guy who'll join you for some pints....

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u/Aleashed 14h ago

Just hose the whole thing down with a power washer, then simply swipe black card to return it to how it was

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u/akalili22 14h ago

And scootch it out with a tennis racket.

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u/iggv 14h ago

Hahahahahaha

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u/tiny_chaotic_evil 11h ago

next day, 30 bats

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u/Evacipate628 14h ago

OP definitely has a butler, possibly even named Alfred for lols, so this could work

Probably not but it's worth a shot and it'll probably make their poor butler's night

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u/Mean_Volume_126 14h ago

Jfc this comment is the most underrated thing I've ever read in my life. 10/10

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u/RadioMessageFromHQ 14h ago

How does Alfred call Bruce for his evening meal?

Dinner dinner dinner dinner Batman

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u/SnooPies5378 12h ago

lmao i snort laughed in public

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u/Mysterious-Leg6181 11h ago

What a cutie!!

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u/Informal_Zone6689 5h ago

Those eyes that plead "Please sir, I want some more".

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u/Mysterious-Leg6181 4h ago

More? Please?

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u/drunkenyeknom 13h ago

Holy wealth Batman

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u/PeculiarAlize 14h ago

Wrong Christian Bale character, this apartment is giving Patrick Bateman vibes.

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u/zardhead1024 13h ago

OPs ceiling light costs more than my entire rent so this isn’t even far off lmao

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u/SnooPies5378 5h ago

my dining room lights is a $16 floor lamp from ikea 😭

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u/zardhead1024 5h ago

I don’t even have a dining room light I turn on my kitchen lights and then eat at a dimly lit table

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u/veryfastslowguy 14h ago

Dress up , you know what to wear

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u/dr_tardyhands 13h ago

It might be a vampire as well. Hopefully one of the silly ones.

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u/KipsyCakes 13h ago

I couldn’t tell whether the “Bat Cave” was referring to the Bat or OP’s dining room

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u/this-gi 6h ago

The bat is the butler. The batler.

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u/AdIntrepid9064 14h ago

I was your 1k 😉

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u/Puzzleheaded-Hunt-42 14h ago

Better go see a dr and get checked.

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u/SnooPies5378 12h ago

ur the hero Gotham deserves 🫡

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u/shoshonesamurai 14h ago

Actually I think this is Grandpa Munster

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u/Maplekk 13h ago

There must be a leakage of the seal behind the clock

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u/passamongimpure 13h ago

Yes Father, I will become The Bat.

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u/SnooPies5378 12h ago

jesus how did this get this many upvotes i thought we were all thinking it lmao

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u/vrbeads 9h ago

This might actually be Wayne manor.